/FIT/ MIRIN TIME
>went to some party last night. bunch of dyel and some hockey player
>everyone trying to be "alpha" acting tough and shit
>i feel like that guy from the meme. "id rather be lifting"
>notice bar and weights on floor
>"oh yeah i workout in the morning ya know"
>shows off abs
>"i curled this like 50 times this morning.."
>my time to shine
>OH WAIT HOLD ON LEMME SHOW YA. ITS KINDA HEAVY YOU KNOW
>curls it 4 times with horrible form
>"yeah i used to play hockey"
>im totally stoked to show off these tools
>WAIT YOU MIGHT HURT YOURSELF
>other wanna be alpha tries to lift it as well
>cant even do one. another does just one
>they grunt and continue drinking beer
>girl in the back obviously bored
>"i bet i can curl that at least 20 times.."
>i dont even curl
>"ALRIGHT WELL BACK WHEN I WAS A GOALIE.."
>ignore him, start curling
>lol so light
>10 reps in all eyes on me
>hockey player tries talking shit to distract me
>ignored
>15 reps in room goes quiet
>girl shouts "YEAH ANON"
>hockey player silent
>20 reps in
>all the other chode "alphas" going nuts
>25 reps, just starting to get tired
>"alright i think thats enough"
>room goes ballistic. bro pounds everywhere
>"hockey player" arms crossed looking small
>girl comes up to me and asks if i "want to have a cigarette outside"
>pound a beer down and makeout with her in my car
>shes blowing my phone up this morning
t-thanks /fit/
>>36285028
you sound like a tryhard child
> Making out with a girl on her bed last weekend
> She starts feeling my chest and I take my shirt off
> She says "game over" and immediately looses her clothes
>finally have consultation to check out my shitty pubertal gyno
>go in dr. dyel's office
>"ok take your shirt off"
>"oooh lots of muscle"
>proceeds to feel on my tits for 10 minutes
Dawg your story made me cringe so hard man I might just stop lifting
>Before lifting
>Get mires for face aesthetics all day long
>Women don't give a fuck about your body unless you're ugly or obese
>After lifting
>Still get mires for face aesthetics
>Only body mire I've ever gotten is from brother
t-thanks /fit/
>>36286501
CONGRATS YOU HAVE THE COMPLETE PACKAGE
Club slut groped my arm as I walked past her
It's a new kind of feel
>be fucking fwb, same as any other night
>every single time we finish she traces her fingers over my insertions
>back and forth, like she's stitching them up
>tells me it's fine if I just wear jeans and no shirt all the time
>mfw
>>36285028
This is so fucking cool.
>>36286501
Fuck your brother or you're a faggot.
>>36285028
Living the dream, anon
>>36286501
tbqh lifting can help face aesthetics
>>36287873
bruh you a handsome Christian Grey lookin motherfucker
>>36285028
>this
>happening
>even in your dreams
Breh...
Cool story tho, I'd love it if it were real (prove it's real with some texts from the grill)
>playing billiards at the only pool hall in my city with roommates
>first time here on a saturday, there's a chick walking around asking people if they needs drinks/food etc
>stops and flirts with us a bit
>w.e she's selling shit she does this to everyone
>seems like she's lingering by us
>nah
>sits down at the chairs near our table and talks to us for like 15 minutes
>"I could tell you guys are brothers you both have wide shoulders"
>we don't by /fit/ standards
>dgaf she mirin
>>36285028
>Autistic bIog posting
>SociaIIy retarded Iies
>Stories that never happened
>Non fit posting
>Saged, repoted
Enjoy your deIeted thread ! :)
>>36287873
Lucky. Ugly 4 life.
>>36287873
A better haircut also helps but good on him.
>he didn't casually take his shirt off
lmao what a shit story
>>36289460
>>36289636
Not me
>>36291674
These 2 pictures could have been taken on the same day kek.
>Infinitely better camera
>Skin and tan also look better cause of that
>Biting his teeth together to create illusion of strong jaw line
>Groomed hair
>Prepared 2 hours for picture instead of just waking up
>Better angle
I just hope people don't blindly pick this up as "Yeah all those changes are purely because of lifting!"
>dicking around on my pc
>pussy i see on the reg is still hanging around my apartment
>gets on my chest pressing body against my abs and nuzzling my pecs
>gets really into it and starts licking my fingers
>look down
>he's got the biggest cat boner i've ever seen
these gains are paying dividents
>>36289460
Don't give up hope man.
My buddy is a 5'4'' powerlifter, ugly too. He's going out with a legit 7, she's 8 if she puts on makeup and good clothing. He's swole as fuck and has a good personality, those are 2 things anyone can improve.
Honest to god, there's someone for everyone.
>>36291706
Also picturing the traps only in the second picture to make us connect his facial gains to muscular gains when he just does not show them on first pic
>>36285028
What a pathetic party.
>making out with a smoker
That's actually disgusting.
>>36287873
That's not lifting. That's puberty, getting rid of shitty wire frame glasses and not having a virgin weeb anti-hairstyle.
>lifting
Those are minuscule gains.
>>36285028
Wow OP, you're my hero.
>>36286295
Why did she say game over? Did you really blow your load as soon as she touched your chest?
