SOMEONE STOP ME BEFORE I ORDER A 2080 CALORIE PIZZA
PLEASE HELP
IM TRYING TO CUT
please
IT HAS 5000MG OF SODIUM
FUCKING CHRIST
SAVE MEEE
Eat something healthy and your craving will stop, I promise you. You're craving food not pizza
>>36281792
do it. order it. fail
never going to make it
>>36281792
you know what, I think I'm going to go get a pizza. Thanks OP, perfect bulking food.
>>36281854
Okay I'll eat a large salad
Think I'm out if ranch dressing though
In that case
Uh
I dunno
pizza sounds good my man
>>36281792
not worth it bro
just go get some apples or bananas or some fruits you like
if you're craving something savory, go get a rotisserie chicken. They're usually in Ralph's or whatever big chain grocery store you have
W-well my tdde is apparently 2300 calories, so it's actually OK if i eat it.
I'm just worried about all the fucking sodium, I'll be so bloated
fug
>>36281792
enjoy it bro
only god can save you now
Man I was wondering if I should get a pizza. Now I think I will order one. Thanks OP :)
>Even captcha "choose food" had a pizza. Yum!
All that gooey cheese and crunchy crust. Based. Would eat.
>>36281993
No problem friend
Maybe I'll just go get a ribeye steak, it's the same price anyway
>>36281792
>dumb frogposter
>cannot even deadlift 2xbw
>has no willpower
Do whatever you want, you cannot change your fate.
>>36281792
Just do it, faggot. Don't let your pizzas be dreams.
>>36281792
Go to the mirror and take your clothes off.
Look at yourself.
You still want that pizza dough boy?
>>36281792
you will never get ripped if you cheat like this
do you want to reach your goals? or be fat?
Go eat with a girl. Make it one you wanna smash. She will eat slow. You match per pace. Talk alot. You will be full before you know it. Works for me all the time.
>>36281792
Do it anon~
You know you want to
Plus bitches love those fatflabs, that's why they're called "love handles" ;)
>>36282092
>>36282096
T-thanks guys
>>36282119
heres more motivation
cutting sucks, yes. but once you reach your goal, you can eat at maintanance. treat yourself then, but have discipline now till you reach that goal.
>>36282106
The only girl i know and am attracted to has a boyfriend
>>36282141
Perfect. Whoever works. Make it someone you are ashamed to be a pig eating slob around.
The only hot and ready you should ever crave is pussy.
>mfw cutting
>mfw decided to cheat this weekend
>BBQ honey and sriracha honey wings
>girl scout cookies
>chips
>soda
>go out to gamble get hella drunk order enchiladas with side of rice and beans
>making fried chicken tonight
LOL. Don't regret it at all. Can't beatyself up for it but just know that I'll be going hard for on a strict clean cut for two weeks
>>36282197
I do the same but I do long ass rides or runs on Saturday morning and look to burn about 1000cal before I begin the decent into madness.
Once a month, it keeps me sane
OP here. Im just gonna eat steak, spinach (or salad) and a little bread instead. Don't know why i didnt decide to do that in the first place.
>>36282140
>>36281918
>>36281854
Thank you
>>36281792
Why don't you eat strict for 6 days a week, and pig out on the 7th day? Problem solved.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4e5_Yh1s_4
>mfw bulking
>mfw gonna pick up 200 gram burger, large pile of home made fried potato wedges and a really fatty berneaise dip
>>36282247
Yea I'm still learning. I was doing a cheat weekend but after this weekend I realize it's not a good idea it'll just mess up my cut and my progress will be slow so I'll look to do a single cheat meal every two weeks or maybe once a month idk bit once a week is too much . trying to learn as I go ya know
if you need to "cheat" pick a somewhat healthy cheat meal
ie, chicken wings: at least you are getting some protein in
>>36282298
>mfw fools still fall for the bulking meme
Keep eating your butter and mcdonalds
Op reporting, just spent $15 on this vs $15 on pizza
Will post when done if thread isnt ded
Feel free to tell me it looks like shit lel
>>36281792
>5000MG OF SODIUM
lold, go fry up some Chicken and ricu for maximum weightloss and muscle gains (Y)
>>36282829
Noice.
>>36283839
Thanks mate
Almost done grilling, will post results
You can fry 2 whole chickens for the same caloric price and get better macros
TWO WHOLE FUCKING CHICKENS NIGGA
STUFF THAT SHIT AND COVER IT IN SPICES
MAXIMUM GAINS YOU FAGET
instead of some shitty cheese on a flat piece of dough
>>36281792
Drive your fav grocery store.
locate rotisserie section
select roasted bird of your choice
Go to produce section
select boxed/bagged salad mix. get low cal dressing. Get Yogurt-based.OPA and Bolthouse are good.
Feel free to get fruit while your there.
Purchase purchase food.
Wala.
Several meals for as many or less dollars.
And you stayed on your cut without cooking.
>>36282829
Good job son
>>36284131
>>36282829
Or fuck all that.
Steak time,bitches.
GJ.
>>36282829
Fuck, that could actually work. OP, did it work?
OP here. It's done.
I know i probably shouldnt eat the bread but fuck it
>>36283839
>>36284135
>>36284151
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>>36284245
>salad
>just a few leaves of lettuce
Put some onions cucumbers tomatoes and some meat on there. And leave out the dressing. Steak looks fucking incredible though.
>>36284245
>tfw no steak
>>36284245
that's your cutting food??
>>36284245
>a cup of lettuce and ranch
just drink the ranch fattie
>>36284245
Thats some weak ass bitch salad
>>36284280
Yes. Problem? I haven't counted but id bet money that it's less than 1200 cals. Im cutting at 1500.
And i still have enough free calories for later, but I'll probably just have some cottage cheese
>>36284364
No you
>>36284373
Okay
>>36284262
I normally just have plain spinach but the lettuce is much quicker and easier and tastier with a gallon or two of ranch dressing
>>36284245
fucking meat eaters need to DIE
dont worry, cancer is coming for you!
>>36284245
Good job dude! A lot better choice then pizza! Enjoy!
>>36285541
Well thank you