>le cut soda out of your diet
Implying soda isn't a god send for weight gaining
>not just eating lots of snickers bars
>not just eating your neighbors sugar
>not just eating sugar and olive oil
>not exclusively drinking your gymbro's cum
>>36264278
how calorie dense is cum?
>not just drinking gasoline
>not just eating butter
quit bumping this shitpost
>>36264303
here you go
>>36264344
>not eating spoonfull of lard while
Bumping shit post on a cambodian basket weaving image board
>>36264158
>not bulking with uranium235
>>36264344
>not eating shit
>>36264419
fucking kek where do you find this
>not drinking crude oil for calories
>>36264597
http://www.myfitnesspal.com/food/calories/142929320
>>36264597
Kim Jong Un pls go
>>36264158
>gaining wheight from sugar and not actual muscles
>"muh bear mode"
you're just a fucking fat ass
>>36264712
you gain weight "from muscles"? are you fucking stupid?
>not drinking sugar-free soda
>>36264384
>bulimic girl sucks my dick and swallows
>"at least I'll digest something fully today"
>mfw
>>36264996
yes, the bigger the are the more they weight.
and I didn't mean eating muscles but developing yours
>>36265054
you're not going to get muscles without eating enough calories
>>36265362
you're 100% right however there are a zillion better ways than drinking soda to get these calories.
am I wrong?
>>36264158
fatass
>>36265382
your initial post was really fucking stupid
and the whole point is that soda makes it easier to get those extra calories after you got your proteins
>>36264419
ok seriously though, how does this make sense? say you even eat 0.00000001 gram of uranium, or 4000 calories, does that mean you'll be gaining weight even though you'd be starving? could you even die if you have 4000 calories a day but from the smallest fraction of a gram? how do you even gain fat? wtf
>>36266073
you cant actually use uranium because your body cant break it down so in all reality uranium is worth 0 calories.
>>36266073
I think you really need to go back to school friend. Can't believe they even let people like you vote. Anyway, that's seems like how much energy you could generate from nuclear fission of 1g U-235.
>>36266204
dont be such a cunt.... it's a genuine question and a mind fuck, too.
>>36266073
Is your body a nuclear reactor? Would you poop depleted uranium?
>>36266256
How is it a mind fuck? It's high school level chemistry and physics. 1g of Uranium 235 can generate roughly 20,000,000,000 calories during nuclear fission.
>>36264158
>Implying soda isn't a god send for weight gaining
you're a retard who is going to wreck his body because you want to "GET BIGGGGGGGGGG" but in all reality since you're not on steroids you're going to walk around a bloated fat piece of shit in a one size too small t shirt and boot cut jeans and think you're the man.
>>36266323
>if i learned it, everyone else on the entire planet must have learned it as well
>>36266385
What backwards ass place do you live in where the curriculum doesn't cover basic shit? Calories are a unit of measurement for potential energy, this is common knowledge.
>Whoooah man, you mean to tell me that a mineral that is literally used to generate electricity is extremely dense in calories?? My mind is fucked xD
>>36266508
It's not like uranium can be catabolized by the human body to use this energy my scientific friend
>>36264996
What exactly do you think meat is, anon?
>>36264384
where the fuck do you get a nutrition label for jizz?
>>36264627
underrated post
>>36266342
>this much paranoia about fucking soda
You brainwashed fucks are so pathetic..
