Hey /fit/, I have 50 calories remaining for the day. What should I eat?
cock
>>36260425
dick
>>36260425
Hmm...
>>36260425
police semen
>>36260425
Find a nice lifting qt like Sam Wright and eat dem sweet walls.
>>36260425
Nothing
>>36260465
>>36260448
You trying to punk me? Nah, I ain't going down like that. Present your dicks and I'll eat them no homo
>>36260425
NOTHING
Tears
if you really need to eat then stuff yourself on celery or spinach or something til you're uncomfortably full
or just don't eat for dat deficit b00st
>>36260657
It's probably not imperative but I'm already on a pretty strict cut (1700 Kcals) and I don't want ot feel weak as shit when I lift tomorrow.
I'm probably going to end up eating nothing.
Why just eat 50 calories?
Why not just eat a small 250-300 calorie meal?
You'll still be in a deficit anyway, just not as big. You don't have to be THAT fucking autistic with your calories, you don't HAVE to be in a -500 calorie deficit EVERY SINGLE DAY you know.
>>36260425
Nothing
>>36260710
I'm being extremely autistic about it because I joined a fitness competition at work and I win money for having the most successful cut.
>>36260710
>not making it: the post
>>36260425
>Lmao1plaet
Activated almonds
>>36260710
Not everyone is stupid enough to cut their efficiency in half and double the time it takes.
>>36260741
>>36260742
>>36260780
Im not gona make it? LMFAO. Ive been lifting and calorie counting since 2004 and Im bigger and leaner than any of you newfag obese or skinnyfat nerds.
You think you can just rush into a top physique? You think you can just get away with being 100% strict and never allowing for days where you eat a little more? You guys are the type of faggots who fall the fuck off after 1 year or so with your ALL or NOTHING attitude.
>>36260780
>1 day of not having the exact deficit i am aiming for will make my cut take twice as long
you fat fucking cunt newfag, kill yourself.
>>36260684
A boiled egg
>>36260812
If you're so awesome, why are you asking a bunch of skinnyfat dyel noobs what you should eat with your remaining 50 calories?
>>36260948
I'm OP, that's not me.
>>36260948
How the fuck did you dumb cunts come to the conclusion that I was the OP?
Where in my post does it indicate that at all? I am clearly offering the best advice to him in this thread. All you new-fags are just spouting your "MUH IM SO HARDCORE DIETING, 100% ALL THE WAY BABYYYY GO HARD OR GO HOME" memes, you cunts will literally ALL FALL THE FUCK OFF.
>>36260963
Sorry op. But ya, I would suggest a boiled egg. A large is only 70cal and I'm sure you won't mind an extra 20 calories of eggy goodness
>>36260987
Time to cycle off the roids
>>36261027
I think I'm just going to go do cardio for 45 minutes and than have brotein shake and a banana. That should be roughly 1700 or a bit more (1700 is actually a 700 kcal deficit anyway).
Thanks to everyone who posted in the thread, even the two no homos who told me to eat dick.
>>36261040
Don't you have some "hardcore" dieting and routine you need to get into now newfag? So in 6 months you can quit and tell everyone how hard and that its not worth it.
You're a typical fatty mc fatlord. Thinking you gotta do everything 100% serious and anything less wont work. You're the reason why 99% of people who get into this game quit and go back to their old lifestyle.
Have fun going back to your old "skely mc bones" or "fatty mc lard" lifestyle once you get over your fad life changing mindset.
some good sleep.
>>36260742
>underrated post
>>36260425
How do you guys keep track of your calories like that? I mean seriously like wtf.
>>36261078
I think you might have something wrong with your brain. Why are you trying to be all cyberbully on me. Do you really think anyone cares about you. You talk to people like they are trash. Why would you want to come off like that. Does it make you feel tough? Are you trying to make up for having a small smelly dick? You need to see a shrink. Have fun going through life wondering why people don't like you. I'll give you a hint though, you try to make others feel like shit. But you have failed on me. I know what you are. See, the thing is, I'm a nice guy. You on the other hand can't control your stupidity. You really don't even realize that you are a jerk ,do you? When your older maybe you can look back on times like this and see that you where unnecessarily rude to people you don't know. Right now you think you are being cleaver and it is just a fun time. Keep treating people like you do and see where you end up. You can not compete with my intellect so I warn you to give up before you embarrass yourself further..
2 cups of broccoli
>>36261239
I am probably old enough to be your father you little cry baby cunt. Fuck off my board.
>>36261239
Is this pasta?
>>36260425
Eat ass
>>36260425
A good volume of carrots.
>>36260684
>1700kcal
>not being weak as shit
pick one
>>36260425
You got some seaweed for making sushi? Dampen one side, just a little bit, then sprinkle some powder pepper and salt over the top. Low calorie, delicious and high in micro nutrients
>>36260754
kek
>>36261882
>raw seaweed with pepper and salt
>just having seaweed in your house to make sushi
>making sushi
>sushi in general
jesus christ
>>36261331
Or eat pusi
>>36262619
>he's never made sushi
Trust me m8 if you make even half-decent sushi for a gril her panties will drop faster than the fucking Little Boy on Hiroshima.
http://goaskalice.columbia.edu/answered-questions/nutritional-value-serving-semen
That is about eight hot loads of fresh semen. You go to town tonight with the happy knowledge that your cut will remain unbroken.
>>36260425
50 tic tacs - orange flavored
They're the shit.
Pop two every minute.
