It's great that you lift anon but can you run 5km?
b-back dat ass up
Depends if she's gonna be at the end of it
I'd be tired and pissed off by the end of it but if that chick asked me to I sure as shit would.
>>36249141
I can run a marathon on that pussy, nawmsayin babygurl. P-pls respond.
5ks and 10ks are pretty casual you can have a great day running through the park with your waifu. then when you're hot and sweaty try to finger her in the bushes and she says but i'm so gross right now and pushes your hand away but she sucks your sweaty balls anyway
>>36249141
Yes, and probably faster than you. Here, I'll show you. Start running.
>nike gear
Materialistic roastie detected.
>>36249141
Cunt, I could OHP you while sucking on ur clit and run 5km at the same time
>>36249141
>>36249165
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>>36249158
>tattoos
might as well just have posted that you enjoy cuck porn
>>36249141
Who can't run 5k, lol
>>36249184
Post exercises sex is the best sex, gf and I end up having sex in the park toilets almost every time we go running, we usually have to have sex before gym because otherwise it's impossible to concentrate with her ass squatting it short shorts with no panties underneath
http://www.ergo-log.com/physical-exercise-makes-female-body-react-more-strongly-to-sexual-stimuli.html
>>36249217
wrist tattoos, no less. barf.
which is too bad, because she's a legit 10 otherwise.
>implying 5km is a lot
>>36249141
>start doing cardio after 2 years of lifting
>tfw can't even run 1 mile without being out of breath
>running
Swimming is entirely superior
>>36249141
Sure, and honestly, anybody who can't should reevaluate their concepts of fitness. If you can't run fucking 3 miles you are fucking pathetic. That is basic human function.
>tfw no fit gf
just brutally murder me already ;_;
>>36249971
b-but muh f-functional strength...
I pledge allegiance to the flag of United States of America and to the republic for which it stands for one nation under God indivisible with liberty and justice for all
>>36249141
not a chance, running is for girls
>>36249141
How fast?
>>36249952
Because everybody has a pool. Fucking 1%er,
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>>36249952
Swimmers have tighter pussies than regular girls, feels good man
>>36250167
>living somewhere without a public pool
What nigger infested hell hole do you live in?
>>36249141
Yeah babe, no problem. Let's go right now..
>>36250167
>being poor
>>36249141
Lol you fell for the hungry skeleton meme. Why would I waste calories running when i can use them to build muscle. I dont want to look like some nigerian marathon runner.
>>36249141
Race me faggot race me right now
>>36250293
>t. virgin
>>36250334
Underrated post.
>>36249141
5k is nothing.
My girlfriend is a former cross country runner and very competitive, makes running suck because when she wins, she rubs it in my face.
Can you fight off a man twice your size when he's going to brutally rape you?
>>36250519
rub your dick in her face, its a tie!
>>36250519
>no qt gf to beat me in running and then rub her sweaty footsies and bumbum in my face
>>36250519
anime drawings aren't your GF, anon
>>36249952
>go to public pool to swim laps
>fecally incontinent oldies from the local nursing home go there for diversional therapy
Yeeeeaaaaah... I'm sticking to running and lifting, thanks.
