So I see here that you put "lifting" as a special skill. Care to tell me how that'd be useful here?
>Dont say for sleeping with you wife
>dont say for sleeping with your wife
>dont say for sleeping with yout wife
For sleeping with your son?
Well, tfw no gf.
Know what I mean?
>>36230093
cousin (15) pecks solid
sister 12 shower ass SEXY!
stronger people is harder to kill and by definition more usefull in general.
>>36230093
well, this IS the gym after all
>>36230093
interview_for_fit_moderator_position.jpg
>>36230093
>better strength and stamina if job is physical
>self-motivation to achieve goals
>discipline and self-denial, if you can sacrifice for yourself you can sacrifice for the company
>ability to see the big picture, getting fit took x amount of years and didnt happen overnight
>additional buzzwords and phrases
you can turn any hobby, skill, or shit liberal arts degree into employability if you know how to spin what you have accomplished.
>>36230093
"Your only reference is your 15 year old cousin. What additional information can she provide precisely?"
>>36230377
>he has a big cock
>>36230128
>actually typing out the same thing three times instead of copying and pasting it.
>>36230858
Kek
>>36230858
>1998+18
>not typing for them finger gains
It's like you want to have fragile old lady hands.
>>36230858
winning post so far
It shows a level of self-discipline, and while it starts in the gym, I apply that same discipline to every aspect of my life in order to achieve my goals.
jesus christ this is why I'm unemployed
>>36230377
solid
>>36230224
This.
>I push myself harder than most people can, even when things get tough and seem impossible. And that's why I think I'll be able to endure this shitty position you're about to offer me longer than most people could.
>>36231103
>>36230224
>tfw the hiring manager is a landwhale who looks down on you for being fit.
Holy shit, this brings back some memories.
Back in 2011 when I started lifting at 19 with no work experience this was my resume. I blocked out the personal bits but you get the idea
>>36231537
holy autism.
>>36231537
You even included your meal plan?
I've seen a lot of goofy resumes, but god damn, this one takes the cake.
>>36231593
it was even worse than it seems because the link to my blog didn't work and I didn't notice for 5 months
So, it seems as though your father was the one that recommended you to us. Let's see what he says about you:
>solid
>>36230858
>not being able to type faster than you can actually drag the mouse over and copy and paste or use that ctrl+shift trick all the super one three three seven hackers use to do things without a mouse because they're so fast at typing like me I'm really fast you feel me
you will never learn
>>36231537
SERIOUSLY
>>36231537
>>36230159
yeah , because we still live in medieval era
>>36230224
good luck with gaming
>>36231610
>>36231537
Did anyone ever respond?
>>36231537
>p-please respond
>>36231625
You have slow as shit mouse skills m8, not fast keyboard skills.
Also why the fuck you using a mouse for highlighting and copying text?
Job interview yesterday
>what are you doing in free time, anon
>panic, can't come up with anything
>"I g-go to the gym sometimes"
They never called
I can lift shit nigguh
>>36232017
gud luck
>tfw unemployed for 4 years
