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Let's pretend for a second that native American folklore
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Let's pretend for a second that native American folklore turned out to be partially based on fact. And that a study revealed eating the flesh of another person doesn't turn you into some supernatural monster, but does however trigger chemical reactions in the body where amino acids or some shit get all jumbled up and basically it mimics the effect of running a moderate test cycle for 7 days.

Would you do it? Wold you cannibalize another person for gains if you could? I know we all have veganism but how many of us would go off the deep end the other way and become wendigos for some rock hard muscle?
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>>36220554
I'd eat you so you stop making gay fucking threads all the time.
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>>36220554
Hate veganism*

Also forget to mention everytime you eat flesh your good for 7 days. So basically you'd have to eat more human meat once a week
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>>36220554
Yeah but you'd still have the fuzz after you.

I don't think the average fitizen is smart enough to beat forensics either
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>>36220567
Omg #rekt! XDD

/b/ is that way >>>
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>le wendigo xD
>>>/x/
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>>36220580
What if u don't even have to kill them dude, you can just go to like a morgue or something. Abortion clinic
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>>36220675
Did u even read the post? You'd be a wendigo only in name. No magic bullshit happens you just eat human meat and it elevates your test
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>>36220675
or /k/
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>>36220580
Eat them too.
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>>36220554
why would i do this if injecting test would do the same thing but be less illegal?
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>>36220804
Cuz it's free
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>>36220554
If it works like test, I might as well just inject Test. Less of a hassle and no guilt
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>>36220554
This is retarded. You said it mimics a test cycle, meaning you get all the negative effects too, which means you could just fucking use test instead of eating people.
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>>36220554
Can I stack manflesh and roids together?
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>>36220855

so is stealing money
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>>36221144
Sure why not
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>>36220967
Some people wanna keep their natty cards. There's nothing more natty than eating niggas for gains. Fuck pinning
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>>36220554
eat big to get big COME ON
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Does it stack?
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>>36221605
Yes
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>eat aborted fetuses
>abortion clinics get free fetus disposal
>I get free gains

Sounds good to me.
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>>36221649
Can we also eat people instead of using lethal injection?
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Do I at least get the chance to fuck Hayden?
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>>36220554
If you're eating a guy do you also have to eat his penis?

I mean, just wondering. that's gross. I guess.
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>>36221801
y-yeah s-super gross
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>>36221801
It's not gay if he's dead, anon.
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>>36221801
>>36221829
>>36221902
>/fit/
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>>36221801
It's native American folklore, Anon. You have to use the WHOLE animal.
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a week of test costs like 5 dollars
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>>36222365
Where?
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http://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/10897

The Wendigo by Blackwood to all you /fit/lit/ types
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I would totally do it if it were someone who was already dead for whatever reason. Wouldn't kill for it though.
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>>36222508

Even Reddit tier public sources have 10ml vials of 250 mg/ml test for $30-$40. If you were on the cookie cutter first cycle of 500mg/week that's 2ml, 1/5th a vial, or $6-$8 worth per week. If you can network or buy in any kind of bulk you can knock that down to $20, and if you're willing to import raws it's probably <5. This is why anybody with a brain laughs at all the ridiculous nofap/$50 "test booster" snake oil/other testosterone related broscience. These people are going to incredible lengths for nothing when actually raising your test costs less than your cell phone bill
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>>36220554
I feel like the whole wending setup was very irrelevant to the question you're asking.

And yes. Weak people are nothing but food.
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>>36220678
Turns out eating dead people is like running a mild estrogen cycle
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>>36222662
So you would do it?
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>>36221630
Then I'd probably just do that.
Especially if I can choose when the powers kick in. Just stack up 3 deep and then rampage a bit.
Save the rest for later.
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>>36220575

>Hate veganism*

Only insecure edgelords hate veganism.
I hate vegans who shove their shit down my throat, that's another thing entirely.

and yes, if restaurants served human meat, I'd buy and eat it. but I'd do that now too.
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DESU I would gladly eat brown people.

I always thought making Soylent Brown would solve our demographic problems, global overpopulation and agricultural issues in one fell swoop.

I suspect my religion wouldn't condone it therefore in all likelihood I couldn't actually do it, but I've certainly considered it as a rational solution to the world's problems before.
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>>36220554
...or just take the testosterone
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