https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihkVMQ39kpY
CMON LET'S GET BIG GOD DAMN IT
1st for getting big GODDAMMIT RIGHT BABE
>>36175184
HOW MANY SCOOPS TODAY MR PIANO?
>>36175184
GOOD FUCKING MORNING GODDAMMIT.
Why is he so red?
>>36175184
synthol arms
>>36175184
>no qt azgf
9 FUCKIN MEALS CMON
> tfw i wish pianoman and yepgirl were my parents
he is gonna die soon isn't he
Already on my 38th meal. Can you pussys even keep up??
>>36176148
cmon son take those steroids get big goddamit
>but dad i want to be natty
..this needs a green
Make them .... BURN!
>>36176217
>tfw I'm only a cardio bunny and watching this jolly roid giant.
feelsgud.jpg.
>>36176238
Are you enthused?
>>36176253
every morning I wake up enthused god dammit.
>>36175184
Wait, who the fuck is he??
>RURR DLTS
>RURR LETRRRLS
haha english is silly
>>36176297
I'm enthused for these diet soda max carbonation gains
all that clattering noise at 14:22
like the cereal box shatters
>>36176198
I only have time to do the chorus,
>C'mon from the Cradle
>The creatine's in the shake and BCAAs too
>Leave humanity behind, you may too
>When you getting big, Son
>I don't know when, but were gonna kill it then
>C'mon were gonna kill it then
>>36176399
holy fuck he was pissed there wasn't more Special K
and now he starts a quest to find a new cereal
>>36176420
I lied here's verse 1
My spawn emerged just the other day
He burst fromSarah's womb in the mutant way
But there were videos to shoot and selling whey
He learned to eat while I was away
He was doing cardio 'fore I knew it, and as he grew
I'd say "When you gonna get big, Son?"
"C'mon when you going get big?"
>>36175184
>Does his morning intro after doing his drive at night (2 am) whiIe answering e-maiIs
>ExpIains what he's going to do in his workout, AFTER doing the workout
>ln some videos you can see he says he's using his pre WO and is actuaIIy using something eIse
>The drive portion takes up nearIy 3/4s of the video
>Becoming Iess informative each day
lt's become too frauduIent, bros.
Don't know why to even watch anymore, it's aII just one Iong ad with a drive in between.
>>36175184
>does morning shot at night
>claims he wakes up enthusiazed and excited
>claims he loves every minute of it
why does he lie so much?
>bumping up meals
>bumping up cardio
>nobody gettin' fat
is this pointless? why not just not bump up the meals? all the cardio is gonna do is burn the calories from that 9th meal, making it pointless in the first place.
stupid pianoman
>>36176821
It's for the metabolism so the body's like a motherfuckin MACHINE god damn it!
>>36176821
>Non Iifter detected
>>36176553
how is it an ad? he's not advertising anything, he even says to use real food in your shakes
>>36176553
>lt's become too frauduIent, bros.
How the fuck is any of this fraudulent. He's completely open about everything he does. He doesnt even shill his own products. JFC senpai.
>>36175341
yeeeeep
BURN
Question, does Ben & Jerry's count as a meal? I know cookies don't, but not sure about Ben & Jerry's.
I just ate a pint of Ben & Jerry's Cinnamon Bun on a cut but just want to make sure it didn't count.
Goodnight sweet prince.
>>36177150
its not a meal, its just something you eat every day before you go to bed, are you new here or what
>>36177245
>are you new here
>Proud of being pathetic enough to have been here for a Iong time
IoI
>>36177245
>>36177479
Bro FYI it wasn't me that posted this reply!!
>>36175184
why the switch from shit instrumentals to narration?
>>36178300
Possibly because of that automatic copyright bullshit youtube pulls. I like it. I can never remember everything he said about his workout in the good morning talk, so I'm glad he's breaking it down along with the images.
"The portal to Hell is almost complete. Lord Lucifer will be pleased."
what the fuck does he mean by diet soda? what fucking flavor? coke?
>>36178799
bro what are you retarded or something
clearly he meant diet flavor, geez
>>36175184
>>36178799
They always repeat back to him too.
We must know, someone ask him!
New parodies:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6LRb9moy9s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSB_7JFudr8
