>robot shows perfect deadlift form
https://youtu.be/rVlhMGQgDkY
Game over PowerShitters; soon no one will care about your shitty sport when robots lift more weight then your fat ass.
>>36144871
Robots can already lift cars and shipping containers. The reason a 1000 pound DL is impressive is because the lifter is moving that much weight with a fleshy meat bag body that had to be trained for years.
0/10 bait. Apply yourself next time
>that douchebag bullying the robot
Just let him get the box!!!
>>36144871
What an asshole.
If powerlifting wasn't a good sport, then it wouldn't be on the olympics, fucker, oh wait...
>>36144871
fuckin hell. soon the big purchased will go from
>house
>car
to
>house
>car
>house droid
born just in time to browse dank memes AND own a house droid. .....with a fleshlight zip-tied to it
That was a really interesting and entertaining vid, OP. Thanks for sharing. It has nothing to do with /fit though lol
>>36145216
I know that because fit doesnt lift nor knows how to deadlift correctly unlike this robot
>>36144965
>>36145009
Are you seriously feeling human emotion towards machinery?
That's like ACTUALLY falling in love with an automobile.
>>36144871
>bullying the robby
when the glorious robolution occurs this guy will be kept in a cage and told he can have food if he picks up a box nearby
then a robot arm will constantly knock it out of his reach
I thought you were talking about r9k before I opened the link
>>36144871
>be me
>get warehouse job
>faggot coworker harassing me all the time
>keeps poking me with a fucking hokeystick
>throws boxes outta my hands
>sometimes he blatently tips me over from behind
>break his stick over his fucking head on the toilet and nope the fuck outta there
>considering career as center for bruins
>>36145320
Are you telling me you dont yell at your router when it craps out on you in the middle of jerking off?
>>36145320
I love my car
Her name's val, she's 20 and getting a facelift now, she's gonna look just like 10 again
>>36144871
>2:03
top kek
Where the fuck do I sign up for a robot bully job that's what I wanna know.
>>36146466
maybe you should reconsider
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhrGspR0yQo
>>36146466
>What's your job?
>I bully robots at boston dynamics
Pussy magnet
>>36146488
New diddly PR hype-up song confirmed
>>36146511
>on today's Advanced Robot Bullying seminar we will be discussing the seldom-used Front Wedgie and the Nuclear Face Fart Blaster.
>>36144871
The way he gets up after being pushed over was badass as fuck. Like that dude has been bullying him all his life and he's not putting up with that shit anymore. Then instead of getting petty human revenge he just walks out the door alpha as fuck with no one brave enough to get in his way. Fuck this was a good video, inspirational as fuck
>>36146625
>Like that dude has been bullying him all his life
actually he probably has been
That's pretty amazing technology there, but Hockey Stick guy looks like a giant asshole and that's pretty funny.
>>36145320
If you don't feel empathy for robots / AIs you're probably a sociopath desu.
I'm expecting the robot oppressor to have to publicly apologize in tears any day now
>>36144871
You convinced me OP. I'm going to stop lifting and just become a fatasfatass. Thanks OP!
Why are they bullying and pushing around the poor robot :(
>>36144871
>Dolphins sure swim pretty fast
Game over, Michael Phelps, soon no one will care about you anymore!
>>36145320
Do you kick your car? No reason go around hitting things human or not, no one's saying let's have sex with them.
Yet.
FUCKING NORMIES BULLYING THE ROBOT WWWWHHHHHYYYYYYYYRYRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>36144871
dude is pissing the robot, when they take over the world he will be the first to die
>>36146429
>10
You sick fuck
>>36144871
>be irobot
>work at boston dynamics
>mfw
>newborn.png
>helloworld.c
>faggy hipster coworker bullies me
>pokes me with a petty stick
>one day i fall on my face
>bitter realisation i am a dissappointment
>get the fuck out of their like alpha
>consider running for president
>>36144871
1:26
Fuck that guy, how dare he bully robro!
#End Human Oppression Now #Synthetic Rights #Check Your Organic Privilege
>>36146429
It's right to love her when she lets you get inside her on a daily basis.
>>36144871
>bullying a defenseless robot
This is why I support Skynet
We need to be eradicated
>DL 10lbs
what a faggot robot no wonder he gets bullied
just think about it
in 20-30 years human-sized robots are probably gonna be able to run faster than you can drive your civic and have the strength to snap you in two
>>36144965
Don't worry. He'll get him back.
>>36147702
Thats not how fucking hashtags work you retard
lol pussyass bitch only lifting 10 lbs
>>36148293
That's pretty good for someone without any fingers.
>>36144871
Boston Dynamics scares the shit out of me. Their Wildcat prototype was bad enough but this is terrifying.
>ankle deep snow
>uneven ground
>in the woods
>doesn't trip
Hello, Skynet.
>>36148489
Well excuse me for not knowing how to social media circlejerk correctly in my shitposts. Maybe if I'd ever used a hashtag before in my life I'd have done a better job at it.
>>36145320
ANDIES AREN'T PEOPLE
>>36146792
fucking railroad scum
>>36148851
boston dynamics is the institute from fo4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8YjvHYbZ9w
The bullying never ends..
Wtf? that wasnt even a barbell. OP, a deadlift REQUIRES a barbell, not a "10lbs" box.
>>36145320
How can you NOT feel bad for it? Look at the way the poor thing stumbles!
>>36145477
Top kek
How's it feel now, human? HAHAHAHA GO OUT IN THE SNOW BAREFOOT
>>36146466
>advanced AI developed
>call it a faggot until it starts crying
>pussy bitch
I'm kekking so hard at this thread and every post in it.
>>36144871
Someone skipped a leg day.
>5'9"
When will they learn?
And look at those tiny legs, he clearly only works chest.
>>36144965
>this make the r9k
>>36144965
>>36145009
>>36145320
This is extremely interesting.
>>36148342
Why would they drive cars when cars will just drive themselves
>>36146399
This. I'm pretty sure I have most of the tech I own trapped in an extremely abusive relationship.
>>36147460
>Implying anybody still gives a shit about Michael Phelps
Holy shit lads it's only a matter of times before robots develop an ai and start eliminating us fuggg. Mass Effect and F4 about the synths coming to life.
>>36144871
This shit legitimately creeps me out. Especially the last scene where the robot gets degraded by a mere human. Robot was on the edge of getting full of this bullshit and just smearing the dudes face against the floor.
>>36144871
i saw a forklift with perfect curl form once
>>36145320
This
>being such a bitch that you get sad over a robot
>making it
>>36144965
>bully a robot
>bullying a animated metal
>metal that could break your skull in a quick moment
>metal that doesnt feel pain at all
>he thinks he can bully robots
>>36150514
>inb
Organic life is nothing but a genetic mutation, an accident. Your lives are measured in years and decades. You wither and die. We are eternal, the pinnacle of evolution and existence. Before us, you are nothing. Your extinction is inevitable. We are the end of everything.
>>36145009
>>36144965
fuck off railroad
>>36151347
Organic life must die for there to be change in organic system you fucking retard. if everything was immortal there would be no point in eating or drink or even fucking.
>>36144871
holy fucking shit if that thing slapped my gf ass I'd let it fuck her
>>36151347
Reapers, pls go.
Fuck, 4chan is bigoted as fuck. First the anti-synthetic captcha forces you to confirm you're not a robot before posting and now this.
Good thread
>Powerful robot lifting
But muh training and diet and steroids and klokov.webm
Powerfags full damage control.
Just lift for aesthetics. Your heaviest lifts arent a fraction of what aluminium and a bunch of 1s and 0s can do.
https://youtu.be/68d8GRgiec4
I predict that this will be what plays during the glorious Robolution.
>>36144871
Why are you posting videos of Marco Rubio on a fitness board?
Doesn't this belong on /pol/?
>>36144871
>mfw this is pretty much what I study at Uni
I wonder how you get into Boston Dynamics, seems like a fucking great job.
Fuck it, my grades are probably to low anyways.
