>Feeling horny as fuck today
>10/10, internationally famous escort just arrived in my hometown
>Seriously contemplating seeing her
Should I do it brehs?
I know it won't make me happy in the long run, but goddamn, 1 hour with a legit 10 would be a dream come true
Pic is not her, but that's basically how she looks like
>>36134174
pathetic
>>36134174
lol escorts have like a billion STDs
>>36134174
you are better off paying a woman to just cuddle bro,
sex feels empty afterwards
10/10
no shes not, no one is a 10/10
shes prob a 6/10 once you take away her makeup, fake-tan, sexy clothes etc
Is it zahia?
>paying to slam
>>36134197
Have found grill that is a legit 10 and always wears jeans or sweatpants and plain t-shirts. No fake tan, doesn't even own make up (except lip gloss which she rarely uses). She wants to be Feb, I want more. I rate myself 6/10 but next to her I am a 4 at best. What do?
>>36134261
>She wants to be Feb
Fwb*
Of course fuck her.
Fuck a hot chick without any of the bullshit, decent investment.
>>36134261
Sounds like you have oneitis
>>36134261
Be the fwb and move up from there.
Girls get feelings for guys they fuck regularly all the time. In fact, I'm pretty sure there is some biological function that promotes intimacy between sexual partners.
Besides even if you don't get what you want at least you get to bang a 10/10
I have done a few escorts
While it's fun, it doesn't feel fulfilling at all
There's no chase, no effort, no real reward
All you satisfy is your physical urge, I usually wish I had just stayed home and wanked afterwards
>>36134285
That implies that I am infatuated and see her as better than she is. Well, the make up and clothes part are objective. Also, comparing her to my exes or any girl I've hit on, she is stil better in objective aspects (active, tall, healthy hobbies, too long a list that you wouldn't read) as well as subjective (smells nice, beautiful etc).
>>36134295
>Be the fwb
I am
>and move up from there.
>Girls get feelings for guys they fuck regularly all the time. In fact, I'm pretty sure there is some biological function that promotes intimacy between sexual partners.
I hope so
>>36134360
You said she is a 10/10 and better than all the girls you have had. Sounds like you think she is better than she actually is
>>36134174
what do you think will happen if you post the name or picture of an escort here? Literally nothing!
Just post a fucking picture so we know what the stakes are.
>>36134189
And paying for affection would do wonders for that 'empty' feeling?
>>36134302
This guy knows what's up. All the reasons I've never got an escort.
The chase and wooing makes it worthwhile for some reason
>>36134487
im sorry but if i dont get sauce im gonna kill a unicorn
>>36134575
jenna shea found it niggas
24/virgin
Cheapest escort €50 for 30 min
y/n
>>36134650
nice, good job nigga
>>36134174
>>10/10, internationally famous escort just arrived in my hometown
famous escorts.
INTERNATIONALLY famous escorts.
that doesnt sound made up at all.
>>36134671
don't do it breh
think about how many dicks she is sucking daily its probably around 5+ a day at least, and some prostitutes run a gauntlet type operation where she just pretty much stays in bed and guys come in, fuck her in >30 min then gets out, next one comes in, ad infinitum.
its real gross stuff. you never know what kind of shit you might catch, even if you wear a condom you might catch some skin disease from the skin particles of a pakistani guy's raw asshole who was there right before you
>>36134499
He does not want to fuck, he wants affection.
>>36134671
if your virginity really bothers you then do it, if you have doubts dont.
>try to book escort
>she wants references
>don't have any because all the other escorts want references too
Damn stuck in this endless loop.
Don't want to resort to backpage but it's starting to look like I'll have to.
>>36134671
If you're going to do it, get a high-class one
You can afford that shit, it's your dick and it deserves better treatment
>>36134174
Jack off and save yourself money
>>36134174
>internationally famous escort just arrived in my hometown
Is that a thing now?
what's her name OP, do you honestly think we're going to dox you through her? come on
>fucked Jaye Rose a few years back when she was escorting
>shes always posting about regretting getting into sex work
My dick gets hard thinking about it m8s
>>36134788
good lad
>>36134788
>paying for fucking a chubby whore
>bragging about it
>>36134800
>admiring it
>>36134811
>caring what others do with their money
dear oh dear
>>36134739
How do I identify a high-class escort? I've been looking on the most popular escort site in my country and limiting my search to those with verified photos. The photos are invariably professional photoshoot quality.
>>36134788
>>36134788
>>36134788
>>36134788
>>36134174
I fucked Aletta Ocean last year when she was over here.
Best 2 grand I've spent
>>36134839
More make up and more STDs.
>>36134681
Maybe he talks about Ford Escort? I know of it.
>ITT: most /b/ users have fucked a pornstar at least once
>>36134733
Anon, I think you might be getting an escort mixed up with a McDonalds job application.
Did she ask you to flip any burgers?
>>36134840
Nice. Real nice.
>>36134788
this makes me happy mi familia
>>36134840
yooo! Is she still escorting?! I'd love to fuck a eastern european fucktoy like that just once!
>>36134184
are you 12? serious question because that was a fucking pointless and stupid addition to the thread.
>tfw Dani Daniels stopped escorting
>>36134671
n
I sold my verginity with 16 years to a hooker, visited the red light district again in the next 2 years for 3-4 times, honetsly it is not worth it, it is a little bit better then fapping. Dont do it, it wont help your confidence.
>>36135008
She's ugly.
>>36134302
>>36134500
People like you are the reason men have to do all the work in a relationship.
>have sex
>get interrupted
>didn't even cum
i..it stil counts right
>>36134302
>I have done a few escorts
While it's fun, it doesn't feel fulfilling at all
There's no chase, no effort, no real reward
All you satisfy is your physical urge, I usually wish I had just stayed home and wanked afterwards
You sound like me anon. I know the feels.
I'm calling it quits as well. Have been frequenting high end 'brothels' for quite some time.
I have contracted the following:
- Oral herpes (cold sores), no big deal.
- HPV, used aldara cream to get rid of them. This one has forever made it awkward to approach girls. Not sure if or how i'll break it to a girl I end up dating seriously.
>>36134295
>ction that promotes intimacy between sexual partners.
Can second this. Tbqh having fwb is the best thing ever happened to me, even tho she has a bf
OP if you dont owe money on anything, fuck her senseless.
If shes high class or in a stable etc she will be cleaner than most club sluts (hell bar girls in 2nd world shitholes have to pass a health test to work)
>Who is your escort OP???
>tfw seriously considering hiring a dominatrix
is it worth it?
>>36135075
Most women have the hpv vaccine anyway family.
>>36134174
Seriously you fucking little faggot just post the name and picture of your escort, what are you afraid that the police are gonna knock on your door for showing interest in a whore, jesus christ
>>36135177
>Most women have the hpv vaccine anyway family.
Just in case. I was going to make up that I had a girlfriend for 6-7 months but she broke up with me. She cheated on me.
After a few months I discovered these tiny raised bumps, doc gave me cream and they went away and he said not to worry about it.
/fit/ am I a terrible human bean? For lying about the origins of my HPV.
Tell a girl you've 'paid' for sexual services is outright relationship suicide. I have no choice.
>>36135203
Most girls will lie about their sexual history, so why can't you?
Don't make up stupid story. Don't bring it up and if she catches it, just say that you don't know where you got it.
The fact is, that about 50 % of people come in contact with the virus withing few years of starting their sex lives. The chances that she's one them already.
>>36134840
She is honestly in my top 5, mad props. Shame about her tits though.
>>36135247
>Most girls will lie about their sexual history, so why can't you?
>Don't make up stupid story. Don't bring it up and if she catches it, just say that you don't know where you got it.
I already am lying by not telling her that I contracted it from visiting sex workers.
I just don't want to lie to a girl in case I fall in love with her???
I just read what I typed and feel like a dumb ass. I've always been the goody goody don't tell lies kind of guy. I think the guilt will kill me if she contracted it. Maybe this is why I'm forever alone - since I'm a pussy :(((
>>36134408
>what does objectively mean
>>36134360
don´t get clingy. be the more distant one. that is the only way upgrading a fwb works.
if you actually start to go all lovelydovely on her, this will push any girl who currently wants a fwb away really fast.
And enjoy your 10/10 piece of ass anyways.
>>36135290
I think I may be wasting my time here, since you indeed sound like a pussy.
But just say that you got it from some girl. What difference does it make, that it was a hooker? Could have been anyone. Also, you can get a HPV even if you wear a condom, so why be so guilty?
Stop being a pussy
>>36134814
Money is not the issue here
>>36135407
Agree. Putting pussy on a pedestal. Think he's beyond help.
Does Kendra Lust or Lisa Ann escort?
>>36135048
Charming a woman is work for you? Wew
>>36134487
Some faggot will rush out and book her before OP gets a chance to get his dick wet. Probably me.
>>36135407
>I think I may be wasting my time here, since >you indeed sound like a pussy.
>But just say that you got it from some girl. >What difference does it make, that it was a >hooker? Could have been anyone. Also, you >can get a HPV even if you wear a condom, so >why be so guilty?
>Stop being a pussy
Yeh you're absolutely right anon. I'm going to hold out on saying anything.
Just say I had it from an ex girlfriend who left me and leave it at that.
>>36135498
>Agree. Putting pussy on a pedestal. Think he's beyond help.
I don't treat women like that. Usually just ignore them and go about my day.
It's just if I have someone that is willing to be with me and I betray them by not saying anything I would feel guilty. What if they get cervical cancer?!?! If only I would've opened my mouth and told them so they could get vaccinated!
>>36135550
Insist they get vaccinated anyway.
>>36134174
Take STD and have fun
