You have 10 seconds to give a valid excuse as to why you are under 6'1.
genetics
Posture from sitting all day
I'm not? :(
Born to be a 5"8 manelt
>>36074533
superior longevity genetics
Dad king of manlets, mom like 5 flat.
Tbh I'm lucky that I'm 5'8", might even make 5'9".
>>36074533
>i'm 6'0
>chix assume i'm at least 6'1 because they don't run around everywhere w/ rulers on hand
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I'm 6'4" and a skinny fat cunt. Can't wait to reach my goal weight/physique.
Hey, I'm actually surprised I made it to 5'11
>tfw 6'1"
>claim 6'2"
>no one ever has called it out
>>36074844
My mom is 5'4, dad 5'6
I'm 5'6 at 21
Just
>>36074533
I'm 6 2 ;)
>>36075005
>I'm 5'6 at 21
>>36074533
Because I loose a solid 1.5cm when I squat and deadlift heavy.
My gym has one of those old school medical scales with height measurment, so I can confirm that every time I squat more than 85% of my 1RM for any kind of volume, I arrive at the manlet kingdom and take the dominion.
>>36075089
you're a fucking manlet, period.
6'4" masterrace reporting in.
>>36075089
Is that fucking legit? Is the weight enough to shorten someone?
What the fuck.
>>36075123
I had a spinal injury and lost 1.5" Now no lifting more than 10lbs.
>>36075123
Yes, it's true squats can make you shorter.
But don't worry.
Just complete the concentric portion of the rep and you'll return to your normal height.
>>36075123
Temporarily, yeah. Spinal pads compress but when you sleep or lay down or maybe even invert yourself they decompress.
Try taking your height as soon as you wake up and then later on in the day, it's pretty cool.
>>36075160
>>36075192
Heh. Never knew that. Thanks brehs.
>>36075192
>Try taking your height as soon as you wake up
>>36075192
this
>tfw you start the day at 6' master race
>tfw later in the day you become 5'11, king of manlets
>tfw girls stop noticing me sometime in the afternoon
>tfw sudden feelings of shame mid-day
>tfw urge to hide from the world overwhelms me by the evening
>>36075059
Don't worry senpai I'm rich and good looking, my life is better than anyone ITT
>>36074874
Lol'd
Accurate
Why can't everyone with a height that starts with 5 just accept they are inferior?
What is the need for excessive anger and trying to defend yourself, only making yourself look like an angry manlet
>>36074874
until i call you out for being a 5'11" faggot.
>>36075456
Why do ugly poor fag lanklets feel the need to force the meme that height is all important? It's almost like their egos desperately need it.
6'2 master race
Next thread
Tfw no gf
>>36075456
Quit mirin brah. You wish you were king of manlets.
> ;)
I'm exactly 6'1. I'd rather be 6'4 though
>>36075405
plz be new tiny
>>36074533
>You have 10 seconds to give a valid excuse as to why you are under 6'1.
Well, not a manlet anymore.
>inb4 b...but your kids will still have your genes.
nope not having kids either.
>>36076625
This kills the manlet.
>tfw 5'13''
>will never be 6'1''
>>36074533
you have 10 seconds to give an excuse why your penis is smaller than 7 inches
>>36076675
there are several fixes for that, too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpA6brccUFs
>>36076625
Won't this result in really awkward proportions?
>>36076644
I know that feel brah
>>36076723
No.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVn8d0LJsvs
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfDy-uebGgg
>>36074533
> When I was 14yr old my parents took me to a doc
> doc said I'd never be over 5'5"
> wants to prescribe be growth hormone
> first needs to check my testicles
> refuse to show the doctor my junk (too embarassed)
> FINE YOU'L NEVER GET OVER 5'5" !!
> Decide to risk it
> I am now 5'9" & 28yrs old but regret not getting on dat der for free gains.
>>36074533
>he thinks 6'1" is tall
kek. Anything under 6'6" is a manlet OP, stop kidding yourself
>>36076766
Growth hormone is bad for you
>>36076785
> le "hormones produced naturally in the human body are bad" meme
>>36076804
Injecting additional hormones not supplied by your body is bad, yes
>>36076816
le "scary needles are bad" meme.
Someone rewrite all the medical books & tell these doctors they're wrong.
>>36076850
Roider spotted
>>36076870
Nothing wrong with correcting a deficiency diagnosed by a medical professional, by accepting a treatment that is commonly accepted to be safe.
What do you not brush your teeth because of the scary chemicals in toothpaste? Fuckin hippies man. Stay nattty.
>he doesn't like tall women
>>36076959
>doctors are infallible
>foreign chemicals are good for you
>implying growth hormone is safe
>>36076723
nah, not really. they never extend beyond logical limits.
>>36076959
enjoy dying at the age of 50.
If 6'1 is superior, why you are still a kissless virgin?
>>36076993
>doctor slumping and patient on tiptoes in second pic
>>36077011
Lanklets btfo
>>36074533
>be 5'11
>when people ask me how tall I am I say 5'11
D E V I L I S H
>>36076993
>Patient has his cock out for no reason in both pictures
>>36074913
>>36075104
>>36076006
6'3" masterrace here
Perfect height
>>36077042
probably also got a penile enhancement that day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpA6brccUFs
>>36077055
Perfect height for no gains
>>36077042
Your point being... ?
>>36075456
>implying 90 percent of fit isn't lanky widthlettes trying to make themselves feel better by priding themselves on inborn traits.
>>36076993
>I will never be able to squat
lel
>>36077129
pretty much this. it's hilarious that they get upset at women when they have expectations about things men can't control but they use the same logic about others height.
>hurr you were born this way, hah you're inferior. why weren't you born like this instead huh huh?
LEL every time i see these threads
>>36077151
It doesn't even make sense. Racism makes sense because of tribalism and race bring an extended family. Literally no one considers short and tall people as separate tribes or groups. It's just autistic insecurities from willowy lanklets
mom is 5'0 and my dad is 5'5.
I'm 5'6 at 19.
At least my family is wealthy, r-right?
>>36077151
I feel bad for tall guys with tiny dicks
it must look so stupid on a big frame.
>>36077133
i don't think he cares about squatting, m8
>>36077199
Wealth/status > face > charisma/personality > height > frame
>>36076984
> produced naturally in the body
> "foreign chemicals"
nice bait
>>36077235
>it's produced naturally in the body
>that's why I'm injecting it into my arm
>>36077218
I can't masturbate to this until I know what's on her leg? Is it shit? That's fine.
I'm a manlet(5'6") and I'm gonna be backpacking Europe for a few months.
i know europes full of even taller people than america, will i be able to get laid with any giantesses their in my travels or will they all look down on me, literally and figuratively? any countries where my manlet size won't be as much as a disadvantage, or is my only hope going to south east asia/south america
>>36077258
NOT shit. She had her knees banded for support.
>>36077295
You're maybe 5 cm below the average in southern Europe
>>36076773
You seem like that one tall stick thin kid from school who always made a big deal about his height but was autistic as fuck and orbited the girl I eventually smashed, :)
>>36077258
The markings are from knee wraps. Sorry to disappoint you but there's no shit there.
>>36077202
Yeah it does, but meh, I've come to deal with it.
>been 5'10'' all my life, thanks parents
>mfw my new ID card says 5'11''
>>36077042
You never need a reason to hang dong.
dad is 5'10
brother is 6'3 (the fuck?)
im 5'10
6'1 but peen is 5''
idk how to feel
>>36074533
5'5 latin american here. Everyone in my family is short. But i feel actually pretty confident, and do have sex usually. Women that matter care about yor personality and size of dick (mine is pretty big).
>>36077770
This has to be bait
>>36077319
>taking these posts this seriously
You sound like that one kid who was really awkward and a total buzzkill, but you didn't realize it and had no idea why nobody wanted to hang out with you.
