>obtain one of the top 5% physiques in the world
>loses all hair
>becomes extremely insecure about it
>uses a hat forever
Was it worth it?
>>36070650
I don't understand why bald dudes don't just go full Jason Statham mode. I mean, it's been proven that women find shaved/buzzed heads to be more masculine-looking anyway. It fits with his over-roided physique.
I wear hats because I am insecure about my thinning hair. There are so many good choices for hats too so why not?
It is a gradual process too, it doesn't all thin overnight. At what point do you go Statham? I am not there yet. Besides, I don't know how I would look shaved and it is not really something you can "test out". Maybe this summer....idk
>>36070693
Rogan gets it
>>36070650
>5%
>Every 20th guy looks like bradley martyn
Lmao Nigga u dumb
>>36070650
>Was it worth it?
yes
tfw 25 yo and already full statham mode (i mean only hair)
>>36070693
Because most guys look like shit bald, regardless of a good physique or not. I started balding at 19 and got lucky with my head shape, the other guys I see usually end up looking goofy bald. Statham too, got lucky.
>>36070965
The retard is real in this one.
I'll probly get shit on here asking this, but is he natty? New and trying to kind of gauge out my 20 year expectations
>>36071059
No fucking way he is
>>36071059
Of course.
Just gotta work hard anon.
>>36071053
Dont ever fucking reply.to me again unless you are contributing to the thread.faggot
>>36071053
you think 1 in 20 people look like this? bruh...
>>36070650
The fact that you know who he is and are even making a thread about him is worth it enough. He doesn't even know you exist yet you're talking about him. I'd say being that well known off of YouTube videos with an amazing physique is worth it. He also made it onto ESPN with the hover board squat.
>TL;DR yes he's more famous than you'll ever be and looks better than you ever will
>>36070650
the best part is that he looks like shit
>>36071654
I have hair though.
Stay salty Bradley.
>>36071669
>having hair =/= being better than Chadley Martyn
>lmao enjoy your hair along with your nogains
>be me, balding insecure faggot
>meet grill, have a hat on
>bring her home and put a hat on Anon jr (if you know what I mean :p)
>be fucking her, still have my hat on
>remove it and say "oh! forgot to take it off"
>grill says "meh that's cool, I like hats"
>:^)
>>36071687
The OP literally says he has one of the top physiques in the world. Bradley being insecure about his hair is something he himself admitted, along with promising not to wear hats anymore to inspire his fans, something he wasn't able to do.
Why is your butt hurting so much for another man?
>>36071707
>implying butt hurt
Lmao XD FAMilia thanks for posting
>>36071638
Yeah and 7 out of 20 are obese. 14 out of 20 are over weight or obese.
So out of 20 people that's
>7 obese
>7 overweight
>1 looks like that
the remaining 5 or dyel and skinny fat
>>36071723
>Man don't talk about Martin man he a greek god... He flawless... He better than you and I will ever be... What a juicy nigga... Hmmm I bet his cum taste good too... I mean he has so many gains and is so superior to me and you and everyone... No homo just thinking about his cum no big deal
It's time to come out of the closet, man.
Also an implication is not when you outright say it. Your butt is pretty damaged.
>>36071611
What're you gonna do? Beat him up over the internet, you colossal sissy?
>5%
More like 0.1%, nigga looks jacked as fuck
>>36070650
>Was it worth it?
Wouldn't he still lose hair anyway?
>no hair + fat
>no hair + hot bod
Seems like an easy choice to me.
>>36072313
>Wouldn't he still lose hair anyway?
at a much slower rate without steroids, and possibly not at all without steroids and with dutasteride if he takes it from as early as he spots it
>>36071020
If you have a masculine face you'll look good bald, if you don't you won't look good jacked anyway. You'll end up like Joff instead.
in b4 bradley martin quits bb, goes off roids, gets on dutasteride, gets a hair transplants, and fades away living a normal life
funniest thread ever
get jacked and bald
wear tanks in the gym and a hat, look awesome
rest of the day wear clothes and no hat, look like a bald loser, cant even see the muscles in normal clothes
>>36072537
He doesn't need to wear normal clothes. He is a millionaire in the fitness industry living in LA.
>>36070650
>becoming insecure about something you have no control over
lol
>>36071696
Did you fuck her with a hat still on your dick? That's pretty cool tbqh,senpai.
Are there any pics of him without his hat on? He seems like a cool guy but being that insecure about being bald when he knew there was a chance of that happening makes him a bitch.
>>36073241
Nvm found one...fuckin mirin
![B0bd6DHCAAAYIMy[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GZP1buz.jpg "B0bd6DHCAAAYIMy[1].jpg")
>>36073252
>>36073241
Looks pretty funny
>>36073273
that's not bad
>>36071751
>14/20 are overweight or obese
>5/20 are dyel and skinny fat
>1/20 looks like Bradley Martyn
The only person who actually lifts looks like a professional bodybuilder? You're fucking retarded. This wouldn't even work if your demographic was Gold's gym members, let alone the population in general.
>>36073213
yeah I removed my actual hat, not condom. But to be fair, I dress sort of hiphop'ish and hats are extremely common for rappers/white niggaz like me.
If you're into classical music and fancy suit however, it's gonna be a different story
>pickindarelated, a bald man rocking the tattoos/black clothes successfully
>>36070650
He should just go bald. It was good enough for Kobe and MJ.
>>36070650
igk why people don't suck bradleys dick here, he is amazingly strong
>>36072537
his arm is almost as thick as his waist, he could wear the same tshirt a obse tumblr user uses and look jacked as fuck
>>36073358
Being strong isn't as impressive if you're on gear.
>>36073241
>He seems like a cool guy
Fuck off. What are you fifteen?
Everyone says the same.
>He seems like a cool guy
>Bradly Martyn's a total bro
>He looks like a cool guy
What is it about this literal fraud that has kids buying all the shit he spouts? He's nothing more than a salesman selling a dream, but you don't realize it's a dream because you don't realize he's on roids so you think his physique and therefore is life is achievable and also relatable.
>>36070693
Statham has that combo of a big square jaw and a raspy manly voice that makes bald actualy fit him.
>>36073389
7pl8 deadlift is impresive on gear or not
>>36073462
lolno
4pl8 is novice tier and 6/7pl8 is late intermediate.
>>36073273
desu it doesn't even look that bad since he's jacked w/ stubble and a good jaw. if he looked like a beta he would look like shit
>>36073462
No...
Gear == you are irrelevant.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NgdQ-3cAhc
Reminder that natties are the master race
>>36073273
hey martyn, stop, you look really good
>>36072106
>being this new
>>36073771
do you really thinkhe got that body for girls?
>>36073771
You don't want chicks to think lifting is an obsession or huge party of your identity tbf
much nicer to play it off as casual but still be natty big
>>36070693
Because you have to shave it every fucking day and your skin gets irritated easily. Even if you shave for an hour you might end up leaving hair in the hard to reach/see places. Also lord help you if you have any birthmarks on your scalp like I do.
>>36070650
>being insecure enough that you want to destroy your bodies natural testostrone production so you can inject steroids into your young body because your entire world revolves around reassuring yourself you are the biggest person at your local gym
>>36070921
you gotta own it senpai. just do it.
Nobody is gonna call you out on it if they can already tell your hair is thinning (which btw, they can). Most girls will probably mire that you had the balls to nut up and do it.
>>36073846
no, he actually is a resally smart and happy person, whatch his videos
>>36071020
Can you post some examples of guys who look like shit bald?
I can think of maybe one or two, but they looked like shit with hair too. Can't think of anyone who looks like shit BECAUSE they are bald.
>>36070921
I'm in the same boat bro, have been thinking about shaving it for over a year but still think I have enough to pull it off
The worse part is my bald spot is in the back, so when I look in the mirror I see a full head of hair. It's not unless I see a picture of myself or something that I remember there's a giant bald spot in the back of my head.
>>36073870
Because hes successfully achieved being bigger than everyone at his local gym. Which is the only place you see Brad. Off camera, behind closed doors, hes an emotional trainwreck that is counting down the days till his heart gives out
>>36073273
It looks bad because he has a small head
honestly I have no idea how you guys can watch his channel. he seems to be a pretty cool and humble guy but boy are his videos boring. it is literally rich piana tier - watching a guy lifting weights. only rich is entertaining in his own way and brad here has a charisma of a lobster
>>36073824
You literally just use an electric razor with no guard all over. It doesn't even take 5 minutes. No bad hair days, no haircuts, ridiculously easy to clean ect.
having a small head sucks, you look pretty bad bald or with short hair
this dude is jacked, has a manly face and still looks bad with short hair/no hair, imagine my situation, having a similar small head but dyel as fuck with pencil neck and no traps
fuck I hope propecia keeps my hair as it is please please
>>36074648
>trusting in snake oil
>>36073273
Not good senpai, but god damn I'm mirin.
I've got a head of hair like a roman war helmet, and I'd switch tomorrow.
>>36073479
ITT delusional faggots
Your probably the same anon that goes in zyzz threads spouting you could achieve his physique in 3 years natty
Lmao at bald cucks thinking women like baldness
They like statham because he's rich and famous
>>36073273
>>36073286
is out there a pic before the steroids and without hat?
>>36075449
He's rich and famous because he's good looking
Statham looks better with hair anyway.
There's no God for bald men.
>>36075952
>Statham looks better with hair anyway.
Straight guy here (no homo)
Would rather look like bald statham t.b.h.
>>36075952
nigga nah, statham is the embodiment of what a bald guy should looking like; he is aesthetic as fuark no homo
>>36076047
>>36076059
That's the point, even the most aesthetic bald guy ever looks better with hair. Unless you're spouting some pretentious, meaningless bullshit about "manliness."
>>36076078
No you fucking faggot, I'm saying Statham looks better bald.
Learn to fucking read.
>>36076110
>doesn't know what "unless" means
>tells others to learn how to read
It's ok because you were only pretending to be retarded, right?
>>36076126
1) I legitimately think he looks better bald.
2) Yes you need to learn how to read.
>>36070650
>top 5 %
>>36076177
That's pretty ironic, because I replied to two comments, and apparently you were unable to read the one right below yours saying he's "the embodiment of what a bald guy should looking like," just as you were completely unable to interpret mine, as basic as it was.
You can stop posting now.
>>36076206
Well I'm the embodiment poster and I'm saying fuck you too faggot
>>36076250
Nice argument! You sure showed me! That's pretty epic. Make sure to screencap this and post it online for karma.
>>36076265
>looking for an argument against people who are just stating their opinion
End yourself
>>36076206
>oh no it's obvious I'm a total faggot. Better mention some irrelevant shit and pretend it's relevant.
>>36076281
>>36076285
>being so unable to defend your own opinion that you try to create arguments as to why you're not able to create an argument to defend it
I'm feeling the burn!
>>36071638
>r-r-r-roiding for this
>>36073798
>mfw I didn't try my best but It was still a good day
>>36076288
lets not bring bernie sanders into this
>>36074100
His head is normal sized. It's his muscles that are insanely big, making his head look small.
>>36070650
>top 5 %
yeah try like top 0.001%
This guy is fucking huge. I see people at my gym who look like this a lot. (I don't know why. I don't live in LA)
I don't really understand it though. Why do people want to get this big? They don't compete. They don't play sports. They don't do cardio and aren't athletic. Their just big. They couldn't even win a functional strongman contest (slight hyperbole)
Has he won BB comps? I assume he's this big to sell a supp
>>36070650
ONE PUUUUUUUNCH
>>36073273
shitty lats
>>36071666
>tfw prime dolph is better than you in EVERYway
>>36078347
https://www.instagram.com/p/8RiVqYKM9_/
Bradley is VERY strong and athletic.
>>36070650
he lost his hair from roids, he's nothing but a phony
>>36078410
Bradley pls go
>>36078347
>falling for the "huge bodybuilders are slow" and "muscle slows you down" meme
why are horses so fucking fast? Your average horse carries a shit ton more mass than an olympia winner, so imagine race horse?
>>36070650
fuck you negroids talking about? he's handsome af
>>36078410
>>36078437
Ok. Does he fucking compete in something? Is he a professional athlete?
I don't see how jumping out of a pool or pulling ok weight is impressive. I get it. He's big as fuark. But big people are not that hard to find. There are 3 people at my gym as big as he is. And one old as fuck guy that was pulling 5 plates for reps. Does he have any BB wins?
It seems like the only reason why people talk about him is because people want to live vicariously through him. Which, alright, is pathetic, but not a huge deal.
But it doesn't seem to be any actual accomplishments.
People like Klokov are stanned on this board because he has actual results, or various strongmen.
>>36078480
>Ok. Does he fucking compete in something?
Yes. Bodybuilding, as mentioned in this thread multiple times.
>>36072642
>millionaire
how?
>>36078384
are you drunk or blind? he has huge fucking lats
>>36078492
lmao he looks like shit without a hat, goofy looking idiot
looks like a model with the hat
>>36071696
You put a hat on your old man?
wtf is this a meme
>>36071638
With that physique and those facial aesthetics, not to mention those beard genetics, he could pull off bald really easily.
That's just ridiculous. Where's his family? Is there no one in his life to reality check his vanity? Good god. Pure absurdity
>>36080479
>Is there no one in his life to reality check his vanity?
there's Dom
https://youtu.be/3nJbTijPYKg
It must suck to know that deep down you are literally nothing without the drugs you take. I could never live that way
>>36080556
he looks small in the sweater
so irl he's just a bald small dude
only in the gym with a hat, a pump, and a tank top he looks amazing
>>36080658
Bradley Martyn is 6'3, 260lbs, ~5% bodyfat.
Arnold Schwarzenegger in his prime was 6'2, 235lbs, 5-7% bodyfat.
but on /fit/, that's small
kek
>>36080668
looks small in clothes i dont give a fuck about your numbers
>>36080672
d y s m o r p h i a
>>36078437
>bodybuilders
>strong
lel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zTO8uRlIW8
>>36080672
>looks small in clothes
I am not his fan or watch his videos but cmon... You can't be that retarded.
>>36080723
Out of all the sports that require strength you pick arm wrestling as an example for strength>site?
Arm wrestling is like 90% technique and 10% strength dude.
>>36080668
Bradley wasn't 5% in the comp.
Arnold went below 8% only once when he was pinning tren.
