>He fell for the "working out will get you girls" meme
>>36062142
Well I know for a fact that my chances are going to get better than they are now. I'm a skinnyfat fuck with a fat looking face. Can't wait to slim down then bulk up, it's gonna be great.
>>36062196
But you'll have the same personality
>Posting this shit daily cause they cant lift properly so they pretend to be superior through meme magic
i just want something to work on, some hobby, something i can at least achieve even though its only to a certain point
>>36062248
Probably not seeing as being more attractive positively affects the way people treat you
>>36062196
>Slimming down first when skinnyfat
maintain and lift for a while, then cut if you still need to
>>36062367
>he thinks lifting changes your facial structure
>>36062405
it can change the amount of fat covering your facial structure
>>36062405
>implying being fit doesn't automatically add 3 points to your face for having ideal weight for facial structure
>implying different facial structures are attractive to different people because genetics
>implying objectively ugly people are a small minority and/or just of different ethnicity to the viewer
try again m80
>>36062427
>>36062443
then run or eat less, no need to actually lift
>>36062142
>implying you don't have to stand there like a ghost
>shaking from the rain
>She'll open up the door
>get on the floor
>no not this shit again
>"Are you insane, anon?"
>Say it's been a long 6 months
>and you were too afraid to tell her what you want
>and that's how it works
>That's how you get the girl
Now you tell me, was there a mention of lifting?
>OP's pic related
>>36062142
it didnt help me thats for sure. i dont understand no matter what i say they can sense im a piece of shit somehow
>tfw 26 kv manlet
ive accepted no one will ever find me attractive and just beat my dick off to porn multiple times a day. ill probably just suicide when my parents die ayy lmao im not wage slaving for a life of no pussy
>>36062250
>>36062573
have you tried any drugs that make you more social?
I'm the biggest autist ever, but when I was on vyvanse I was pretty damn good at interacting with other people, specially with women
>doesn't ask out girls
>doesn't lift
>doesn't get girls
Interesting
>asks out girls
>lifts
>gets girls
Very interesting.
>>36062695
its no use bro. at this point in my life i should be experienced but im basically a 15-17 year old. ive tried many times i just cant make it. i was born with a facial birth defect might as well aborted me right there
>>36062760
well, it's a shame you were unlucky enough to not have sex at least once, because you'd see it's not really that special
at least you wouldn't feel all that anguish, I lost my virginity with 22 and I know how terrible it is
>>36062248
Not entirely true, my personality actually got worse since I started lifting.
>>36062695
> drugs that make you more social?
it's called alcohol
no not huge amounts to make you drunk you shithead, just a certain amount that makes you buzzed
>>36062817
This. Sex isn't that great. Honestly beating it feels better
>>36062817
the worst part is feeling no one could ever like you. if i wasnt such a coward i would probably have an heroed by now
>>36062142
Damn she's beautiful
>>36062392
I guess. I do care about muscles, I really do, but for sanity's sake my number one priority is making my face more presentable.
>>36062834
first, I was not asking for drugs myself, learn to read
second, are you going to drink alcohol every day? what are you even talking about man
Look at unattractive she really is.
>>36062899
>implying you wouldnt
literally all women have to do to be attractive is not be fat
>>36062923
>literally all women have to do to be attractive is not be fat and be attractive
ftfy
>he fell for the Taylor Swift doesn't exclusively fuck BBC meme
>>36062961
They just have to exist, really. There's some perverted nigga out there who fill fuck anything.
>>36062967
>le cuck posting
Did you ever imagine your life falling so low
>>36062817
>>36062841
tbqh You're right about sex, it's not all that great. But I really just want to be loved. I had a one night stand and felt much worse after.
>>36062982
>tripfag
>defending an ugly tranny
>on a fitness board
Now that, I truly cannot imagine.
>>36063006
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3 years with pretty much just 4chan as social interaction, feels pretty good, relaxing
>>36062923
are yuou sure?
>>36062142
> He started working out and still can't get a girl to like him so he shitposts on /fit/.
I have a gf who likes my muscles. I stopped lifting for a while and she didn't mind but now that I'm back at it she's loving it.
Girls like attractive guys, and attractive guys are fit.
>I feel like me and Taylor might still have sex
Why? I made that bitch famous
>>36062142
This is actually true.
I'm a old cunt, I've been here since the days of when Zyzz and Tinytrip used to post here.
I can honestly say I get way more homo guys than girls from working out. And the ratio is like 10 to 1. It might be because girls are so shy and want the guy to make the first move and faggots just go chase men they find hot though, I dunno.
>>36063145
or because you like dong? I dunno.
>>36063075
Becky didn't listen when they said "be there or be square"
>>36063075
Unusual proportions, but still attractive.
If for any reason she wanted my otter mode dick, I'd gladly let her have it.
>>36063075
ive spent the last 10 years of my life checking out the latest porn videos released everyday, it is a for sure thing the girl only has to be thin then get slammed by a huge dick and it will be a hot scene.
>walking around my campus with a bro
>see another friend with a girl (mutual friend)
>walk up to say hi
>talk about sports and his military testing
>she chimes in with,"anon, something is different about you but I can't tell."
>say i hope it's something good, then resume taking to my friend
>say goodbye
>bro I was walking with says,"anonette was looking at you up and down the whole time you were talking."
>no joke i reply,"she was mirin."
>friend obv has no idea what it means but laughs bc social skills.
>>36063103
>attractive guys are fit.
theyre not fit, theyre genetically blessed
>>36064611
Kinda agree with these dubs. I've never been pussy slayer Chad or anything, but I had sex for the first time when I was 15 and have kept my dick wet pretty much ever since (I'm 25 now). I've always been reasonably successful with women, and it's because I'm fairly handsome and charming (in b4 "pics", idgaf what a bunch of faggots on a Mongolian skin trading can and string network think of how I look because my life is proof I'm handsome) and while getting fit has opened up a few new doors in terms of women, it's not a big change from before lifting (when I was just better than skinnyfat).
>>36062923
fuck her legs look gross as shit wtf. Is it the vascularity or is it the lighting?
Those veins are freaking me out famigila
>>36062961
No, just be non-fat.
>>36063075
Still cute enough. Plenty of guys would date her.
>>36062142
>now fit and built
good, but job is like 20% done
>same personality
>same attitude
>same fashion
>same hygiene
>due to more sweating you now smell even worse
Basically, you go from looking like pic related to looking like Alan Thrall; same vile facial and body hair, same shit fashion to negate your gains, same annoying superior attitude.
>>36062142
Sry but, it will If you not ugly af bruh...
>>36064737
>veins
where bitch where?
>>36063075
>that jaw
>not recognizing top-tier genetics when you see them
bakadesusenpai
>>36062499
>>36062499
>>36062499
underrated
>>36062142
>guaranteed replies
Which do you use, OP, a beach towel, or endless kleenex? For your jizz, I mean; you post this sort of stuff to get your rocks off, right?
>>36063075
that's still passable
>>36064611
>not fit
>genetically blessed
back to tumblr
>>36062142
>he fell for the "he fell for the x meme" meme
>>36063145
So much this. I started posting updates about my fitness on Facebook and this guy I used to be friends with who is a giant raging fagged started bombarding me with messages. At first he wanted a dick pic so I sent him one but I was nervous so I only got a half chub and then he wanted feet pics and pictures or my shoes and started telling me he wanted me to stuff his dick into his ass and make him walk funny for days and I ended up blocking him.
Meanwhile I have to go chasing bitches if I want their attention.
Why Can't women be more honest? I've asked girls years later after high school if they liked me in high school and they always say yes. When I ask why we didn't go out they said "lol u didn't ask silly".
>>36067126
>he wanted me to stuff his dick into his ass
What?
Also, why did you send him pictures of your dick. Stop being a dick.
>>36062467
Eating burns more calories than cardio.
>>36067254
I meant lifting. Fuck.
>>36067228
Whoops, he wanted my dick in his ass. And I sent a dick pic because he asked.
Idk worked for me
>>36064715
this, with all the lifting in the world I'll never be like you. I'll always be ugly and a 22yo virgin, which means socially inept and without the experience you had. I'll never have the experience of fucking or just romance as a teenager, that's my biggest regret
>>36062248
who fucking cares about personality
a girl decides if she wants to fuck you within the first 5 seconds, 100% of that is looks.
>>36067262
That's not true though. An hour of cardio will burn a lot more than an hour of lifting.
>>36062467
who wants a nice face but a skeleton body?
>>36062142
How does anyone actually think she's attractive? I can honestly say that I don't find her attractive at all, I mean objectively I can see how she's not ugly, but holy shit what is this obsession with her?
>>36062834
Alcohol can make some people more social. But I've found that when I'm at the bar and start to get that drunk feeling, sometimes it actually makes me want to just go home.
Muscles aren't a fride ride into pussy town but they definitelly help. Also lifting should give you more confidence and probably make you feel happier which also both play a part in it.
>>36068614
lol no
>>36068750
>In one training session, the energy expenditure of an elite lifter can reach 1,500 or more kilocalories, while that of a mid-level lifter is 1,200 kcal or more.
One session for an elite lifter being roughly 2.5 hours, according to
http://breakingmuscle.com/olympic-weightlifting/how-to-calculate-the-energy-expenditure-of-weightlifters
2 hours of running at 5mph at 91KG burns 1600 Kcal according to. And although I don't see an amateur run for 2 hours, I also don't see a pro running only 5mph.
http://www.mayoclinic.org/healthy-lifestyle/weight-loss/in-depth/exercise/art-20050999?pg=2
"lol no" is a nice rebuttal though.
>>36062196
I was the same, skinny fat, fat face, most my face fat was lost in the first 1-2 months, I'm assuming it was water weight. Get plenty of Cardio and drink loads of water while lifting on maintenance.
>>36062142
>falling for the "it's what's on the inside that counts" meme
Not in the wild, baby.
>>36062142
Taylor Swift is so hot, high test material right there
>>36068621
qt girls
>>36063173
Hearty kek
>>36068899
>Taylor Swift is so hot
>posts picture in which her body looks like a mix between raw dough and a used condom
>>36068959
Every single one of us, even the gay ones, would split this bitch in half, don't front.
>>36062196
Your chances will be exactly the same if you're still a boring, autistic fuck.
