PLEASE HELP
>taking creatine
>getting joicyyy
>start playing with my nipples while looking in the mirror
>see strange lump
NEXT DAY
>go to doctor
>doctor says I'm an idiot for taking creatine
>legit sticks a needle into it and is now doing tests
YOU HAVE SERIOUSLY FUCKED ME OVER GUYS
>>36004505
This what happens when you get advice from an anonymous japanese cartoon imageboard.
Nice post buddy. You will never have nipples as Joocy as mine
pic related faggot
coincidence
btw i stopped taking creatine years ago, it does nothing lol.
>actually falling for the creatine troll
I'll admit, I fell for it at first. Luckily my brother is in Med School and got me off that shit ASAP.
>>36004531
Dat der celltech works all of the time, 100% of the time ;)
>>36004529
LONDON
>>36004531
> thinks creatine will solve not following with a diet
Kek.
Doctor said not to try drain it but I'm going for it. Really hurts but kinda tingles if I squeeze hard enough. PLEASE HELP.
Creatine has nothing to do with it you stupid fuck
This is now a nipple thread. Post those aesthetic nipples.
>>36004589
The lump only appeared after taking creatine you fucking retard.
>>36004615
dude whatever your trying to do, dont, go to the doctor again.
>>36004505
this is a shit thread
Me on holidays a few weeks ago. Enjoy those nips fags
Fuck the doctor, I can feel this white lump in it, I'm going to get it out
>>36004505
>>36004578
So you chose to listen to strangers on the internet and then subsequently chose to ignore a qualified professional with a PhD?
No wonder you're getting bitch-tits, you're a silly little bitch.
Also how much are you taking? Studies show oral supplementation of creatine at less than 7g per day are perfectly safe, anything above that hasn't been tested and you're possibly fucking yourself up.
don't post your nipples familia
>>36004704
>oral supplementation of creatine
>oral
Are you fucking serious.
>2016
>Not taking creatine in the ass
It is literally the best way to increase the rate at which the body can absorb it. Google it if you don't believe me.
>>36004704
Well the instructions say one cup, so I've just been doing that. Not sure if it's 7g but close enough yeah?
>>36004723
You deserve this thing that is happening to you
>>36004714
If you like sticking things up your ass go ahead, I'll stick to eating my food, drugs and supplements because I am a normal.
>>36004723
Didn't realize you were trolling, good job bitch-tits, made me reply.
>>36004723
>>36004741
Holy shit dude. Have you tried butt chugging a whole cup of it before? Trust me its the weirdest feeling ever. Mix it with a bit of cough syrup and you can get the best high.
>>36004705
LE REDDIT MAN IS HERE WITH HIS TOP MEMEZ :DDDDD
It's probably a blocked oil gland. The doctor doesn't want you to drain it on the off chance that it's cancer, because messing with it could spread cancer cells to your lymphatic system and then you're fucked.
>>36004522
>>36004765
That's actually scary. Fuck.
>>36004723
How much of that shit do you get through?! Oh sweet baby jesus no wonder you are so fucked!
>>36004793
>>36004734
Post how much you use, trolls. Besides the guys at the gym said I had to take more because it's so hot this time of year your body sweats the creatine out pretty fast.
>>36004809
Happy birthday you fucking racist
>>36004677
Dude stop it's fucking gyno! It's enlargement of breast tissue! If you rip it out you will more than likely bleed to death lmao
>>36005344
LOL!
>>36004505
lmao male breast cancer
Enjoy no gainz bruh
never gonna make it
>>36004505
"son u r stupid for taking one of the most well studied, efficacious and safe supplements on the market"
fucking doctors think theyre hot shit and know everything
>>36004723
It's official, this is bait.
>>36004723
Kek. I took 25g by mistake once because I used the wrong scoop. I shat water for two days and had awful stomach cramps. Taking a cup would very painful.
>>36004615
>no gloves
>dirty fingernails
>sewing needle
Seems absolutely legit OP. I r8 your doc 8/8. Creatine is obviously to blame.
>>36004677
did he do it?
Wait what is happening here
>pink nipples
Confirmed cuck
I'm here for surgical history. Hopefully OP can cure his titty cancer with that sewing needle. I believe in you OP... I believe.
>>36004723
Holy fuck. There is no way this is legit. How long have you been taking a cup bro?
OP here. Doctor called at 8AM, wants me to come in today to see him. Nipple still looks ungodly from trying to dig the lump out. I'm literally fucked. Fuck you /fit/ this is all your fault. This shit better not be cancer.
>>36008154
For a few months now. I'm just trying to get big fast.
>>36006766
I shit pretty bad everyday from the amount of coffee I drink anyway.
>>36005587
Fuck you.
PLEASE SEND HELP
Not OP, real question though:
I have a /fit/ friend who had those kind of small enlarged nipples. He is rich so got the lump removed cirurgically.
I always wanted to know exactly what did it to him, but he never answered. I know he is a little crazy, that somehow gave another friend an "energy powder" mix that nearly killed another friend (that cant evenr remember the experience) so i dont discard roids or a unholy mix of supplements.
Haha this is some top quality posting from OP. Someone please screencap this
>>36004714
Actually IV is absolutely faster than boofing you massive faggot
>2/10
Creatine -> prolactin -> titties in some individuals
Didn't it go like that? Cbf about all these intricate detils about fitness anymore desu. I just jog and do some pushups here and there nowadays.
But I think for this reason OP (and his doctor) is legit
>>36012272
Hi there!
You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!
Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bit to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!
>>36004809
5g a day
>>36011052
Puberty, I had it and it went away by itself
>>36012293
I'm not a tripfag I'm the dark knight with values
>>36006766
For you
>>36004714
I've been bulking by pouring my meals up my ass. All you need is a good quality blender, a funnel, and a roommate who owes you money. I'm up 20 pounds, 100 pct muscle
>>36012405
youre a dark knigga with a vagina
>>36012405
>Hi there!
>You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!
>Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bit to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!
faggot
>>36012307
You'll never get big like that. Take a page from OPs book, use 1 cup.
You need a visit from the nipple removing fitizen
>>36004677
>I can feel this white lump
I wish I could feel colors
>>36004505
Imagine sucking on that nip and getting a mouth full of puss
>>36004505
maybe you should get a wax and go trap
for me
please
grats on your breastmilk OP
>>36012332
Really? This just happened to me in both nips simultaneously but I'm mostly done growing
