5'7"
135lbs
how long would you last?
>>35983048
I'll jerk myself off 5 hours prior, so that gives me a good 2-4 hours of sex before I get bored
>>35983048
I've lasted for 15 minutes without a condom. I hope that will be enough.
>>35983048
Uh, depends on what position we use.
>>35983048
if she tried to put me in an arm bar I would just flex and lift her up and toss her to the side.
I could fuck her all night if I had to. Hit it raw from the back and dump a load inside her. My sons would be animals.
If I had to fight her, I could put her down in a matter of seconds/minutes. Doesn't really matter how good of a trained fighter a woman is, any fit man can easily overpower her.
Like 1 minute, but I would keep going. I would bust all kiiiinds of nuts.
The real question is, do you think being heavier than an opponent makes up for a lack of technical skill.
135lb man would be a joke in the ring, why should a women be any better?
I been taught to only hit uggos and ones that deserve it, so I think she'd get me easy.
>tfw you will never bend her over backwards and throatfuck her while pulling on her nips and slapping her in the face while she cries and gags and tries to push you away by futilely banging on your quads with less and less force every time
>>35983048
3 mins, then I will load her uterus silly
Probably longer than the guy who thought he could take on Mayweather lol.
But real talk- Mayweather or Rousey? Who would you bet your money on in a street fight /fit/?
>>35983137
Mayweather. He's got more weight on her and he is a much better striker than she is
>>35983137
Well, Mayweather wouldn't agree to it until at least five years after it would be a fight worth watching, so I call it a moot point.
>>35983118
>135lb man would be a joke in the ring
u wot?
>>35983286
>thinking fighters actually weigh the same as their set weight class number
Shiggy.
>>35983048
Bag on head, 30 seconds
No bag, probably won't cum
As a 6'2", 175 pound man, I can't really give you an exact number, but it would probably be measured in seconds, not minutes
>>35983048
Probably 8-10 minutes or so, she's a qt.
Ten seconds
>>35983137
Holly Holm is a great female boxer and whooped rousey's ass
Mayweather is the best male boxer of all time (and is about their same weight class).
Mayweather obv
Unlike everyone else I'm not completely retarded
I'm a 6'4 211 pound male and I wouldn't pretend I could fight Ronda Rousey
>fighting is all about being bigger guize!!1!
>I would kill her in 3 seconds lolol
t. Fat powerlifters trying to justify their poor diet
>>35983137
I'd put my money on Rousey just because Mayweather is an overconfident faggot and probably wouldn't expect an actual fight.
In an actual ring? Mayweather.
>>35983137
Mayweather. She got wrecked by a female champion boxer, Mayweather will slaughter her.
>>35983137
are you fucking kidding me? did you see what happened when Rousey went against a half-decent FEMALE boxer?
Two strikes. It would literally take 2 strikes tops. I am so fucking tired of this detachment from reality that the modern progressive world is making, you see Rousey beating up on female tomato cans and think she can take on one of the best male fighters of all time.
>>35984131
>I buy into UFC memes about female UFC being competent
They are on in another world in terms of talent. Female MMA's talent pool is 1% of male MMA's. Rousey is essentially the biggest girl in gym class, she isn't some infallible world-beating pro.
>>35984164
To put it into a more relatable analogy, Rousey is basically competing in an infant league on part with pre 1920's NFL where it was composed of part time blue collar workers who happened to be decent at football and relatively athletic and tough
>>35984153
>loses one big fight
>She's shit guys!
>>35983137
You're extremely retarded if you think Rousey could last 30 seconds from any top male boxer.
It's like all the people who were sucking her dick back when she was undefeated saying she could have gone toe-to-toe w/Tyson back in his prime. And Tyson was literally a genetic freak of nature.
>>35984190
She was exposed. She already had a limited track record with multiple re-ups against weak competition. If she was the dominator we've been marketed to believe Holm would not have been a problem. Instead we saw what happens when a great striker faces off against her.
Now imagine a striker 100x the level Holm is. Rousey would be incapable of even fathoming how to dodge Mayweather. I've maintained this ever since she started getting marketed up by Dana and the UFC for memebux. She is a child compared to pro male fighters, UFC or boxing, it would be slaughter.
Not even most attractive mma fighter
>pic related
>>35983118
There literally is a point where being so much more ridiculously stronger and heavier against a lighter opponent will compensate for your lack of technique, provided you have a base level of fighting skill to begin with
>>35983048
Until I came on her belly
>>35986803
Example of this was is when I, who have really done only muy thai, boxing, eskrima, and a some very very mild ground work, got into a pissing match with a 130 pound girl who thought she was tough shit for doing bjj for several years. Got into a ground sparring match with her and kicked her ass so bad it was hilarious. I'm 225 btw and dl 565 for reference
>>35983048
>5'5
>135 on the scale, 150+ lbs on the night of the fight, 175 in between fights
fyp
>>35985027
>that lip bite
Alrighty, goin full tranny just to compete in the women's UFC to struggle cuddle her.
>>35984153
>>35984146
>>35983969
Holy holm didnt win that fight because she is a good boxer.
She took Ronda down, which Mayweather prob cant do
She got out of a Ronda armbar, Mayweather would have lost his arm in that same position.
She defended multiple Ronda judo throws, again something Mayweather doubtfully can do.
She got KOed by a Head kick ffs....
tldr, yall dont know shit about shit.
>>35984131
Well you're clearly a giant pussy, so I don't think you'd win a fight with anyone
>women
>beating men in sport, ever
No boobs? Probably no ass.
At least 10 minutes.
>>35983137
A street fight? Mayweather would smoke her. He's not gonna chill and call a ref while she arm bars him, he'll punch her in the neck.
>>35987935
I love how people keep forgetting that it is damn hard to catch Floyd when that's what made him famous in the first place.
He can outbox 2 Rondas in a MMA style ring.
Best female is even inferior to a very shitty male in sports.
>>35987991
>thinking punching in the neck is a worthwhile attack
How's your krabby mcgoy working out for you?
>>35988024
No shit. There's a reason there are male/female leagues. If it was a pure meritocracy, chicks could never compete.
>>35988027
You ever been punched in the neck? It sucks.
>>35988048
Yes. Kicked too. Had an awful headache the next day from the kick but at the time I managed to ko uchi as a counter and arm bar him so it clearly didn't slow me down much.
>>35987935
>implying ronda can touch pretty boy floyd
>>35983137
>But real talk- Mayweather or Rousey?
This can't be a serious question.
ANY professional male boxer would wipe the floor with her.
>>35983048
no boobs, so what she hide?
>>35987976
>>35988159
My 110 hurdle time junior year of hs could've won the gold in the olympics for women. Shits a joke. And my friend who played soccer for the u16 mens national team beat the shit out of the womens national team that won the world cup like later that year. They were more technically gifted but sheer power and speed raped their anooses
>>35988069
Maybe so. But you didn't get punched in the neck by Mayweather. Prolly kill ya, collapse the windpipe. And if we're talking street fights, that's a win. Assuming the cops don't catch you.
>>35988219
I don't think you realise how low percentage what you're describing is. May as well rely on your opponent having an aneurism burst.
Go post on /k/ about how to disarm someone by shooting their hand and post the results. That's what you're describing here.
>>35988203
Women don't run 110m m8. Pretty sure open women run 100m.
>>35988344
hahaha i just realized this yeah. Well my hurdle height was the same as the olympic height for women I believe (42") Idk how I wouldve done 10m shorter.
But I did look up some womens times from the last olympics and sweet jesus the 200m was so slow. 21.88
Literally my entire 4x200 relay team could run sub 22 from the blocks and most of us could get 21.5 and under.
>>35988380
How tall are open men's hurdles again? I think it's around 105cm but I haven't hurdled since like 2nd year uni. I got an avulsion fracture of my pelvis so I was out for 8 months.
>>35983118
>135 man
That's an oxymoron.
>>35983048
5'9
115 lbs
not too long desu
>>35988332
A good punch in the neck will knock the wind out of you at minimum, kill you at best. It's a big deal.
Neither is it the same as shooting someone's gun hand, because most folks you're gonna fight don't have the sense to protect their neck, keep their hands up.
>>35983048
About two minutes. Maybe double with a condom
>>35983048
I've only had sex with one person with a condom, but I could only cum with her on top, and I had to focus on cumming. So I think I could probably last over 30 minutes. I might become a pornstar if I didn't have to inject viagra into my dick.
>>35988511
If you're fighting someone who doesn't keep their hands up you've already lost.
The only scenarios in which that would occur are you've been a cunt and are now fighting some drunk idiot instead of walking away or you live in a third world shithole and you're about to get stabbed/shot/gang raped by niggers.
>>35988694
Some of us live in South Africa anon.
>>35988398
they're 42 inches. I just looked it up, and in hs it was 39 inches for me. apparently womens is only 33 inches.
>>35988723
Emigration is a thing. In any event fighting in south africa is fucking retarded. You'd be better training parkour
>>35988747
Yeah. 107cm in non-burger units
Why are we doing this thread again? Unless you have a fair amount (i.e. more than a year... at least a 1st degree black belt in something) of martial arts experience yourself, she would absolutely wreck your shit in a matter of seconds.
Obviously she would get wrecked by any male pro fighter, even a mediocre one with a losing record.
Well?
>>35988780
Get real anon, nobody wants to be punched in the next. And if Mayweather punched Rousey in the neck, the fight would be over.
Even if she armbarred him, he still has one good arm ready to go. And if we're talking street fight rules like another anon suggested, he's a clear bet.
>>35988795
> belts
> signifying anything
You can literally buy a black belt from ibjjf (see: gracie barra) for a few grand.
>>35983048
Not long, desu probably 2 mins. Which is why preparation is key, pop 2 viagra pills and do a line
>>35988808
The issue is landing a blow to the neck. It's highly unlikely on anyone with training, as you acknowledged earlier, and if you're fighting someone untrained you're a retard.
So basically if you're trying to punch someone in the neck as opposed to a higg percentage target you're a retard.
>>35988856
Sure anon. I agree. Ronda is a grappler, but Mayweather's strength would overcome it, despite his (probable) lack of training dealing with that. On the other hand, Ronda's strike training would not protect her from him.
>>35988880
And why would someone so proficient as a striker bother with a low percentage target when he can have a guaranteed knockout with a hook or cross?
No one but delusional LARPers (see: krab magoo, krotty, ching chong dancers) with zero experience with a resisting opponent would thing "punch the neck" is a good idea. It's up there with thinking eye gouging is valid defense to a RNC
>>35988808
>Even if she armbarred him, he still has one good arm ready to go.
You have no idea what you're talking about son, I suggest you sit down.
>And if we're talking street fight rules like another anon suggested, he's a clear bet.
Why? So he can use his one world class skill set where the rules favour of his "not-fighting" method of boxing in a setting where he can't count on judges and refs to win him the fight, and use it against her 1 world class skill set + her other elite skill sets in a setting where she is not restricted by rules?
Man you really thought this through
>>35988880
>Ronda is a grappler, but Mayweather's strength would overcome it
Do people really not get how grappling works?
Skilled grappling nullifies strength you retards, otherwise Marius pudz would be a world champ in MMA
>>35988880
Anyone with male with decent footwork and reach and striking could demolish her. literally don't let her take you to the ground and you can fuck her up
>>35983048
Until her knees give out because I know what a jab is.
>>35983137
bait or severely retarded
>>35988511
>A good punch in the neck will knock the wind out of you at minimum, kill you at best. It's a big deal.
I love reading things like this by people who have never been in a real fight in their lives.
As if people just run at each other like giraffes swinging their necks around ripe to be punched.
>>35988944
Krav Maga is an extremely effective discipline. But that's not what we're talking about here, since half those moves are illegal in MMA. Or any fair fight. Of course a neck punch wouldn't come up in this situation.
>>35988950
Do you really think Rousey could overpower Mayweather?
>>35988964
>skilled grappling overcomes strength
To a point, no doubt. But with such an extreme difference as trained male vs trained female, it would matter. Mayweather would go to prison if he went at Rousey with all he had.
>>35988969
Damn straight. Rousey would fuck up an average dude, sure, but a trained one? No chance.
>>35988969
>Hurr I saw a woman KO her so obviously I can do it
Yes you saw a woman with 13+ years of professional fighting experience who has been a world champion in 3 different combat sports KO the bitch. You would get you clock cleaned by the women I trained with and they were ammy Muay Thai fighters you fucking can. I don't know how many dude I saw get fucked up in sparring because they thought the girls couldn't trade blows with them.
>>35988995
Dude you're assuming too much. Of course nobody in a trained fight is gonna open up their neck. I got off on a tangent with that anon, it's irrelevant to the discussion at hand. My bad.
>>35987935
Actually that is exactly what she did. Ronda struggled whenever anyone used boxing 101 and pivoted against her. Just her level of opponents stood flat footed and let her rush them. I believe it was against Miesha Tate where Tate spent some time circling and pivoting and Ronda looked confused. But then Tate stopped.
Floyd would destroy her. He did this to Ricky Hatton, the fuck you think happens to Ronda?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkgRfQ65FNY
>>35983048
About 5 seconds if im lucky shes hot as fuck
>>35988511
>A good punch in the neck will knock the wind out of you at minimum, kill you at best. It's a big deal.
No it won't. I was kicked in the throat full force during a muay thai fight. I had another mans shin physically slam into my throat. It made it hard to breath and it kinda sucked but it was no way going to kill me. I won the fight.
>>35989015
>Do you really think Rousey could overpower Mayweather?
If she clinched him, easily. She's an Olympian. If you think that means nothing, feel free to walk down to your local Judo club and try rolling with a few of the girls. You'll find yourself on the flat of your back pretty quick.
>To a point, no doubt. But with such an extreme difference as trained male vs trained female, it would matter. Mayweather would go to prison if he went at Rousey with all he had.
Oh please, if Mayweather had the power to knock out anyone he wouldn't have had to bitch-punch Ortiz.
>But with such an extreme difference as trained male vs trained female, it would matter
We're still talking 1 skill vs many skills. And she is as good at Judo as he is at Boxing
>>35989015
> falling for the krabby jew
>>35989039
I've punched people in the neck son. It turns out nothing like you've described.
At best a neck punch turns into an instant KO, but only if you hit the vagus nerve. Otherwise it doesn't do what you described at all.
Fine whatever let's be cool, but I still don't think you've been in a real fight.
>>35983048
I can fuck my hand for about half a hour so I guess I would last around 5 minuets of arousing rousey
>>35983118
Think you can take Nonito Donaire?
>>35989086
Right on. I've seen a dude's windpipe collapse while he was sparring and it was a big deal.
>>35989087
We're not talking about me, we're talking Rousey vs Mayweather. To be honest I don't know much about him, but I assume he's a great boxer and in great shape.
>>35989094
>krabby jew
Elaborate, anon. Krav maga is learned by many militaries and police forces. If you know better, I'd genuinely like to hear why.
>>35989106
I've been in fights, but granted I've never hit someone in the neck or taken a real hit to the neck. A moderate one that sucked. But I saw a guy get his windpipe collapsed and it was no good.
Lel at 5'7 and 135 lbs. She's basically a one-plate bench and womanlet.
>>35989166
Military combatives are shit.
>>35989027
Yeah that shit don't happen unless you're going light on girls. I'm an assistant instructor in muay thai and men hit exponentially harder. Even if we account for the same weight the power difference is insane. A woman can not and will not damage any man who even has a slight idea of what he is doing. When I spar with women it takes about zero effort. I went from sparring a heavy weight to a 120lb woman, I didn't think and hit her (luckily in the body) with a jab to the body like I would the heavy weight. I had to help her off the mat to a chair. That girl is a successful ammy muay thai fighter, a TKD black belt and a kyokushin black belt.
She is a tough girl, she does great against other women she'll even go up weight classes against women and is a BJJ blue belt. But the power difference is insane.
Women like Holly Holm can beat men, but they can't beat a man by trading punches. There are zero women on the planet barring Chris Cyborg and Gabi Garcia that are capable of that. They need to use effective head movement and timing to not get hit. Those are the skills that good fighters need to develop and women need to beat men. Women trading punches with men ends 1 way and it is with a girl hitting the canvas.
>>35989209
Gabi garcia is basically shrek in real life to be fair.
>>35983286
135 lb average man would be a joke to her. Of course Dom would wreck her like almost every male 135 lb fighter
>>35989209
I disagree. I think the world record for females on deadlift is 290kg. Teach her some boxing. Most men would get their asses handed to them.
>>35983048
literally who
>>35983137
Rousey. Women have higher pain tolerances. Plus Mayweather is not trained to grapple. She'd twist him up like a pretzel.
I dislike men feeling insecure and wanting to hurt her as a result. Go back to your respective ovens jews.
>>35988203
The US women's hockey team plays high school boys teams to prep for the olympics and always lose often
>>35989251
They would get their asses hand to them by a female boxer by not by trading blows.
According to google the record deadlift for a female is 267kg and set by a woman who has a weight listed as (90kilos)+ and according to google she weighs 117kg.
In comparison the male record at 56kilos is a deadlift of 287kilos.
The gap between a man and a woman is insane.
>>35988964
>Do people really not get how grappling works?
>Skilled grappling nullifies strength you retards
To a point. She would have no trouble grappling the average /fit/izen. But a professional athlete such as Floyd Mayweather would have no problem breaking out of any hold she could employ.
To be honest I'm not sure. I wrestled in high school, and wrestled a girl in the same weight class as me and I was probably 4x-5x stronger than her. I was able to push her head down to the mat with one hand, and minimal effort.
Now to be fair she was probably a suck ass wrestler, but it blew my mind how weak she was.
Ronda on the other hand is a professional, but weighs 30lbs less than me, so I honestly, truly do not know if I could kick her ass or she could kick mine. Leaning toward her kicking my ass, but not sure.
>>35983082
>meme answer b8
Here's your reply
>>35983969
>the best male boxer of all time
>Who is tyson
>Who is marciano
>Who is Chavez
>Who is de la hoya
>Who is Lopez
>Who is ali
By that answer I can already tell that you are underage and black
>>35983137
Mayweather would hit her once and she'd crumple like a tower of cards
>>35990059
Mayweather is an excellent boxer. He is not a great fighter. They are different things.
His record speaks for itself
>>35983048
I think I would get a few hits in but once she takes me to the ground I'm (happily) dead. I say 45 seconds
>>35990197
As I stated, he is far from being the best of this or any other time, the record of all the guys I listed speaks for themselves
>>35987847
She has retired now and is acting, she played angel dust in deadpool.
>>35983048
>how long would you last?
Sexually? 5 seconds
Physically? 5 seconds
>>35983048
>5'7"
>135lbs
>tfw these are my stats as a guy
>>35988159
>>35990059
>evander holyfield
>>35983048
5'7" 200lbs here.
Id fucking deck her.
>>35991514
>weighs 65lbs more
>brags about how he would hit woman even though he's a lard ass who never cuts
>>35988808
>he still has one good arm ready to go
after you break someone's arm, I don't think you just let go and wait for them to stand back up.
5'8 165lbs here.
I train Muay Thai.
One of the girls at my gym is 5'7 135lbs.
Now I'm not very good at Muay Thai at all really. Been training 2-3x a week for about 6 months.
This girl has been training since she was 10 (11 years in total). She is better than me in every way at technical Muay Thai.
And I fucking demolish her in sparring. She can get a perfect grapple on me and I can force her off with one hand. She can get past my guard and smack me on the nose multiple times and it does not hurt much at all, I get one good jab in and knock her back 2 paces.
Women cannot physically compete with men, period.
>>35991514
i weigh 215 and have been lifting off and on for 5 months
i look better than you
and my penis is probably larger
did you just start lifting next year?
>>35991656
this
even more so if you're not a 5'8 manlet
>>35991679
Don't reply to trolls, you stupid fuck. Literally got baited and then resorted to name calling on an anonymous message board. Gross.
>>35991731
yep i sure got trolled hard
i am steaming with rage
>>35983083
Lol I'd pay to watch your ass get beat faggot..
>>35991773
1. Probably 10 minutes, she's fucking adorable
2. the fight would be 10 seconds. She doesn't have to power to take me down with a strike, and I'd just pick her up from her hips and toss her. You can't grapple with someone almost twice your weight.
>>35991805
why am i replying again
>>35991798
not him but I'd pay to get ass beat by ronda
>>35983048
>Today
>@ work
>Coworkers talking about her
>Someone jokingly says I could take her out
>6'1 210lbs 20%
>I agree
>They all start roasting on me calling me an idiot
I only have amateur training in boxing but I'm fairly sure I could whoop on her.
She fights like an angry kid
>>35991861
looks like tyson in his prime to me, I'm pretty sure she would break your face, have you been on the Ring cover?
or beat up Cain
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mma-cagewriter/ufc-ronda-rousey-says-she-could-beat-heavyweight-171849440--mma.html
>>35991514
Holy fuck I'm 210lbs and you look like me when I'm bloated and not flexing.
Godammit get it together fat fuck
>Trying to hide the love handles with forearms and shorts
kek
>>35991877
She talks so much shit because she knows no one will ever let a grown man get in the ring with her.
Shes like that little fat bitch that would hit boys in middle school
>>35983048
30 seconds
Unless we're talking about a fight, in which case I could probably go the distance.
>>35991877
Maybe it's the slow motion fucking with me, but those look like awful punches.
Should the hand normally rotate that goddamn much? Or is this one of those things that vary between martial arts too pussy to just use a pipe bomb
>>35984131
But drowsy rousey is horrible someone post the webm of her shadowboxing just shows how bad all her competitors are
nah bruv is this how you're supposed to box
>>35991903
>>35991922
like, I'm pretty sure that she could beat up iron mike
I mean look at him, you can't be this bad at 16 and then go on to be a decent fighter
>>35991861
It depends how much boxing training you have, but you're probably right. She specifically has problems with people that can stand up and strike well, as we saw in the fight with Holly Holm. You'd need two weeks of practice defending takedowns and shit and you would flatten her.
>>35991903
boxer here, those ARE awful punches. She's literally just throwing her arms out with a twist in her hand, whereas a punch should start from the feet and twist the whole body until it leaves through the hand. Also, she doesn't return her hands to guard, no wonder she got fukken rekt
>>35991933
watching mike in his hay day never gets old, just unreal
>>35991933
>dat footwork
>>35991938
>defending takedowns
>with an 8" or more reach advantage
>and a good 50lbs extra muscle
it's called "stepping a bit away" which you should do as a boxer anyway
or, well, pushing
5'11 205lb /fatfit/, I'll literally eat her for breakfast.
>>35988098
>shoulders forward
>fists completely clenched
>jaw completely exposted
>no guard
I hope she gets a better coach
>>35991877
>limp wrists
>elbows out
>back and core not tightened
>head resting on shoulders for some reason
>all arm, hips completely out of the equation
fuck
