No humor thread?
Let us fix that by stating our one max rep OHP.
>155lbs
>>35978760
*one rep max
Tfw been lifting for 6 months and can do 135 for 5 reps but all of my other lifts are shit
>>35978771
kek'd at 1:01
>>35978813
not funny. dull and unoriginal
>>35979525
not funny. just autism
keep trying faggots
>>35980481
Story
>>35978771
The preggo lady
>>35980514
it happened and he died
>>35980514
Some guy copied a tripfag from /fit/ and rip'd.
Heard other horror stories of people copying shit from /fit/ and other places, and end up at the hospital and can never lift again
>>35980575
The other dude who ended up at hospital and couldn't lift tried to squat his own bodyweight on the bar while wearing jean shorts and flip flops. This was after having never ever lifted before and being told to do bodyweight squats with hard flat heeled shoes by /fit/. I don't know how you can protect against that kind of stupidity when giving advice here.
>>35980656
Some anon should post the screen cap; it owns
>>35980656
>>35978760
That comic is super unnerving for some reason.
>>35980656
Yeah I remember that now, he thought bodyweight meant his weight on the bar.
>>35980669
![P1C6NCR[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DgP7Gov.jpg "P1C6NCR[1].jpg")
>>35980700
Ty bb ;)
>>35980699
I felt some guilt at the time as I had been telling some anon just days before that to do bodyweight squats if he had never squatted before. Now I am ambivalent. There's a Darwin award in there somewhere.
>>35979525
I saw that earlier. I cringed then and cringed now. This wouldn't even fly on blebbit
>>35980474
ffs that got me
>>35980711
y-you too
>>35980700
What is that picture in the middle, it looks like an amputated arm but surely that's not right.
>>35980770
A picture from his hip down his thigh, with his foot raised (captian morgan style) with the toes away from us
>>35980514
>>35980656
>>35980575
>>35980552
Isn't that the story of vitamin avenger?
Pretty sure there is a creepy pasta behind his name
>>35981119
No. See >>35980700
Vitamin Avenger is a different /fit/ mishap. /r/ing someone post it?
>>35981136
fucking kek
>>35981136
L M A O T B H F A M
>cutting
>take my dose of yohimbine in the morning and go for a jog
>felt pretty good after the jog so I made the executive decision to head to the gym
>arrive at the gym and make my way over to the squat rack
>some thin college girl is in the rack next to me squatting the bar
>as I start my warm up, I notice her looking at me
>when I finish my first warm up set, i look over at her and meet her gaze
>she says "oh, i'm sorry. i just wanted to watch your form. i'm not sure how to do this."
>i set out of my rack and start giving her tips on how to squat
>she seems open to suggestion and then says "like this?"
>she gets under the bar and goes ass to grass
>the yohimbine rises
>my heart rate begins to sky rocket
>my eyes are fixated on her bobbing ass
>my forehead begins to perspire
>my brain is saying no
>my dick is saying yes
>yohimbine induced mega-boner achieved
>my thin running shorts didn't stand a chance
>dick prepares for liftoff and erects itself
>it points directly at her, following her as she squats up and down
>say quickly "Yep, that's the right form"
>start power walking away, my javelin like dick clearly visible
>had to jog back home with a boner the entire time
>erection lasted almost 2 hours before i could calm myself down
>can't look the qt in the eye anymore
Fuck this shit man
>>35978760
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vy4MCV2JRQ
just lmao me up senpaitachi
>>35981440
Keked. Lost my shit at him having hung himself. Lel.
>>35981512
Kek
>>35981529
But it's the sad truth about most /fit/izens breh.
Alot of people here are suicidal.
>>35981544
They need to quit cryin and man up. Or give up and go back to /pol9k/. Bitch ass girly men.
>>35981524
>tfw might be keto
awesome
>>35978771
We need more like this.
>>35981574
That made me lose my shit too. Lel.
>>35981524
>tfw in relationship with chicken breast, brown rice and broccoli
>tfw I'm carving that oreo cookie who hits on me hard
Think I'm gonna have a cheat meal brehs.
Should I feel bad?
145 lbs
Life is tough for a weakling.
>>35979728
Make sure your not push pressing or sitting
>at gym yesterday
>doing my shoulder work
>2 DYEL mexicans I've never seen before
>one is wearing under armor
>looks like a skelly
>they're doing 35lb BARBELL curls
>doing 20 reps down to 10, 1 less each time
>literally 165 curls of 35lb barbell
>elbows flared out the whole time
>swinging the weight up
>under armor faggot finishes and flexes in the mirror every time
>looks around trying to find people looking at him
>our eyes meet for 2 seconds
>I give him this look of utter disappointment
>they're yelling at each other for motivation
>I leave
That was probably the most cringe thing I've ever seen at the gym.
>pic is my cat in a bandana
>>35983402
why did you take the picture sideways
>>35983669
I don't remember, it's a pretty old photo
This is my other cat on my desktop.
It's sideways too and I don't know why
>>35978771
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yoSM9G00b0
Listen to this while you watch.
>>35983565
Am I the only one who got mad at this?
Does anyone have Frog and Toad clothes?
>>35980548
I was so scared
>>35984299
i got sad
>>35978760
176lbs/80kg
>>35978760
Jesus fucking christ I always lose it on the tiny's parents deadlift
>>35979728
lol fuck you
Been lifting for 1,5 years and 5RM is 112.
>>35984299
Nah, it's fucked up
>>35983565
For fuck sake he should and could've said that he threatened to beat the shit out of her because she fucked his girlfriend under false pretenses, not because she was gay god damn it.
Also I love how she was acting all smug and what not but got scared shitless when she got threatened with violence.
>Women
>Beta
pick both
>>35981653
Real laughs was produced, thanks for the extra fat oxidation.
But really you should be feeling guilty, if you do it.
There is nothing wrong with dreamin of dat pink frosted donut, but when chicken breast needs you, you better wake up.
>>35985382
B-but he told me to just do it. He told me to not let my dreams be dreams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXsQAXx_ao0
>>35980474
dammit. lost
>>35982998
misc really was the 9gag of the early 2000s
>>35984299
The guy is a retard, no I'm not mad.
>>35980688
i wuz der :')
>>35985559
>thinks a year is something impressive
>>35983565
clearly fake, "the lesbian" types like a random guy from 4chan
>>35985559
A year isn't that impressive, but still, I wish 4chan wouldn't promote this retarded oneitis shit. I swear everyone here is a virgin raised on classic disney shit.
>>35983402
love your cat brah
>>35983565
dear lord that's heartbreaking
>>35989633
hehehehe meme face hehehehehehe
>>35988243
FUCKIN KEK
Why haven't I seen this one yet?
>>35985753
misc was ahead of its time
>>35981440
Why's the fat guy look like a faggot hipster Santa?
>>35981152
>entire planet mutant economy relies on people making videos of themselves drinking protein powder
10/10
>>35989633
What kind of retard does cardio before weights?
>>35983787
>ms paint
>rotate image
Come on anon, don't be an lazy
>>35989921
Anyone following the SS program as per what is written in the book.
>>35980708
nice
>>35983402
quality cat
>>35989929
Not even. Just right click in windows.
>>35981520
>out of body experience on mushrooms
he's never taken mushrooms.
>>35981512
I want to believe this happened so bad
>>35982998
That dog at the end did it for me lol'd
>>35989934
IIRC, it's not really cardio, just light jogging on the treadmill.
>>35989712
made it myself breh
No idea what my 1rm is, probably 105kg-ish, basing it off 97.5kg 6x2 that I did yesterday
>this shit tier humour thread
I'll start. My ohp 1rm is 40kg
>>35990687
You are shit tier.
>>35979525
>sauteé
Triggered, déclenché, saged, reported, called the cops
>>35981136
OH FUCKING KEK
LMFAO IN ORBIT
>>35981512
Do you not wear a supporter?
>>35989198
fake?
>>35983565
Holy shit, this is a new low.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhVsPSv__XA
Could someone please post the natty walk?
>>35993476
so dumb that i had a very self-aware chuckle
>>35981512
Compression shorts senpai...use them. Shit happens all the time with yo
>>35983402
Cat natty?
>>35983565
Oh my fucking god. Don't ever fuck up like this. Damn it man. Fuck.
>>35978771
>coffee
>>35983565
>gave gf permission to be a whore
>she acted on it
>he's upset
Is anyone really surprised?
Also /r/-ing the reddit post called "The Day All Men Laughed Together"
>>35981512
Lost it at javelin dick
Sweet fuck
Not sure if pic related has been posted this thread, soz if repeat familia
Reposting a few from last thread I kekd at
>>35983565
Yikes.
>>35986958
yeah I'm sure there's no dykes browsing 4chan, m8
>>35984204
>Music perfectly in time with woman smacking into to car
fucking hell top kek
>>35981136
>>35996281
kek
>>35980474
>filename not hodgetwins.jpg
>>35990463
>it's not cardio, just cardio
