https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=peP_ABpnRgI
After the incident yesterday at the Mexican food stand, Rich has gone on a rampage. Meanwhile Donald Trump, who rumour has it is a mutant in a human costume, surges ahead in New Hampshire coming one step closer to victory for the mutant 5% race over humankind. The only people standing between the 5%ers and world domination are the Mexicans who are all believed to possess the 95% gene. Will the Mexicans manage to defeat these menaces? Will Rich ever reach 310lbs? What the fuck does Love It KILL IT mean?? Find out now on today's all new episode of Bigger By The Day.
Good Fucking Morning God Dammit
>>35955892
I hope that Donald meme will make 5% maker vitamins legal once he becomes the president. WHATEVER IT TAKES GOD DAMNIT.
>Rushing to In and Out
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What actually happened yesterday? I just remember him saying that there was almost a 187 or some shit. Maybe they watch his vids and saw him bitching about how fucking slow they are.
What is the deal with him being late all the time? Is he doing that shit on purpose?
>>35956284
He can barely stay awake due to kidney and liver damage. He needs massive amounts of pre-workout just to get up and leave the house.
>>35956323
don't believe you
>>35955892
>make every set count
Is doing more reps on the first sets legit?
It actually sounds like sound advice, but none of the beginner programs follow it.
if you're not speeding with one knee while eating a cookie and injecting growth into your knees on your way to in-n-out at 12:57 PM without a licence, are you really doing whatever it takes?
>>35956345
Just fucking look at him at the beginning of his videos. He's always hunched over cause he doesn't even have the energy to sit upright, and he looks and sounds like he just wants to go back to sleep.
>>35956367
He is hunched over because he is hiding is body, he is self conscious about how his pecs are hanging low or whatever, hard to know what overly self critic reason he has for it. To think that he can barely stand up and has to hunch over because of that is fucking hilarious bro
>>35955892
>knee pain
>better inject stem cells and growth hormone right into it
AYYYY LMAAAO
What is his deal? "i only sleep 2-3 hours a night, this is definitively the least sleep i have in my whole life in the making of this bigger by the day"
It is like is wanting to live on the edge and be in danger. Like how he goes late all the time, it is like he is self sabotaging or some shit
>hunched over in the morning
>constantly tired
>high blood pressure
>skips on cardio cause it's too hard
>busted knees
>in pain every day
>drinks most of his calories
>has food delivered in plastic boxes
>unfocussed while driving
>swears constantly
Is he literally 90 years old?
What exactly does he do with his time when he is not training? In training is this
>30 mins of cardio
>gym 1-2 hours?
>feeder workout? 15-30 mins?
Daily workouts is like 3 hours.
He does not make his own food so no time spent there, shakes are fast as fuck to make.
Why he always late got damn it?
>>35956600
He fucks 8h/day from all the test.
>injecting growth hormone directly into his knee twice a day hoping they'll heal
this shit is comedy gold
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3xKksHHDI8
damn he has gained size
>>35956533
When you treat your body that poorly it catches up to you eventually
>>35956533
>90 year olds skip cardio
>>35956477
yeah wtf is he doing all day? like getting at least 6hrs of sleep is so hard, also would benefit his gains.
>>35956533
kek the similarities are impressive
>>35956757
>rambling on and on
>repeating himself
>trouble finding words
>>35956390
He's getting fat and hiding it
>30lbs of muscle at 275lbs in a month
No, not on all the gear on this planet
>"i'm lucky, never had an injury"
>every joint in his body is fucked
>>35956804
They were just tasty little fucking snaps, they don't even count
>>35956824
Legit laughed out loud
>>35955892
what happend at the foodstand??
>mfw it's time for my daily scoop of piano man
These videos make me so happy
>>35956750
Running a small business takes a lot of time. There's a lot of small tasks that, however minor, need to be taken care of for everything to function and when you have a dozen of them to do in one day it eats up a lot of time. Not to mention editing videos, training, eating, and all the other miscellaneous errands that come with modern life.
Why does he look so sad, bros?
;_;
Do you think he will someday commit suicide? He looks so depressed it's not even funny anymore.
>>35955892
I left /fit/ for a year and a half when the Rich Piana memes were first starting to pick up momentum.
When I came back I was kind of relieved to find out that he was still alive. Like, he actually seems like a somewhat likeable human being. I'll legit be sad when he dies.
>>35955892
gOOD Job OP. Quite the chuckle. 8 out of 10 -ign
>>35956356
arnold suggested it as well. you do the most amount of reps as you can while lowering the weight every set
SERIOUS QUESTION
How likely is it that he will actually die this year? He literally looks atrocious in these videos haha. I am so glad he is documenting this. It's weird because he doesn't even look THAT much bigger than he was when he went "off cycle" at the end of 2015.
WOULD YOU BET MONEY ON HIM DYING THIS YEAR?
>>35956323
Kek
>Knee is fucked
>Leg Day
>btw guys my knee is fucked
>Do Leg exercises
>Update: my knee is fucked
>don't have time to get more stem cells put in tho cuz I'm too busy working out all day
what a guy
>>35957986
WHATEVER IT TAKES
>>35956357
You make a good point desu
his financial gains are bigger than his muscle gains
>tfw poor skinny fat manlet with no gf
kill myself when?
anyone has the pic of poor guitar?
This video series is literally a slow suicide for Rich
god damn it rich get some fucking sleep
>>35955892
>I know one thing: injecting growth into my knee couldn't hurt, I know that much
This guy
All that fucking food holy shit
>next week
>BBTD: ARIZONA EDITION
>>35959425
I've seen him eat straight from the box so I assume he heats up the food in the box as well.
>dat BPA
I figured it out. His otherwise lethal levels of test gets balanced out by the obscene amounts of BPA and xenoestrogens he digests, levelling out at just above average test
BASED RICKY
>>35956663
it would be hilarious if his knees got infected.
->crippled knees, no workout for weeks. Maybe even endoprosthesis needed
>>35959210
This so much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>35955892
>>35955892
JUST FUCK MY KNEE UP FAMILIA
WHO HERE THINKS BECAUSE OF THE MASSIVE AMOUNT OF INFLAMMATION FROM THE FOOD AND CHEMICALS THIS GUY PUTS IN HIS BODY WILL CAUSE HIM TO KILL SARA AND THE BLACK GUY HE WORKS OUT WITH?
THIS GUY IS LIKE A FUCKING TICKING TIME BOMB
https://strawpoll.me/6782101
https://strawpoll.me/6782101
https://strawpoll.me/6782101
https://strawpoll.me/6782101
Sipping on my all day you may while watching rich! How neat is that?
>>35960379
>MAC
>PRO
>>35960379
very
>>35959177
>>35960945
Thanks bro
>>35956345
>>35956323
he spends all night editing videos, goes for a fast food run with his wife at midnight, does his feeder workouts and goes to bed around 2 or 3 am
then he gets up at 5 am
you know 2 hours of sleep a day you know whatever it takes goddammit
>>35961146
he edits his fucking videos himself??? i was under the impression he was, in fact, wealthy and could afford someone doing that shit for him
>>35961166
yup he does it himself
you can see him sitting in front of the computer editing in some of episodes
>>35955892
I'm getting real fucking sick and tired of the rampant Donald Trump shilling on 4chan
seriously fuck off
>>35957149
because hes a JUST kind of guy who left his humanity behind. But his humanity is going to catch up with him soon
>>35956367
Who doesn't want to go back to bed right after you fucking wake up? There's a word for it. It's called groggy you gotdayum silly sumbitch fuck.
I think I could take that guy in a fight.
>>35961213
I mean, if you want to read about how great an Anti-American Communist is, you can go to Reddit. This is an AMERICAN anime image board, that stands for everything it takes to Make America Great Again.
>>35961251
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEwUeZo5PwY
>>35961320
LEL somebody in the comments said he even snapped a tendon during that play fight.
>>35956357
nope
>>35959592
yup confirmed for natty then
>>35961213
Beaner detected
Build wall Jose
>>35961320
guy was praying to the mutant god that he doesn't want to leave humanity behind yet kek
>>35961166
>i was under the impression he was, in fact, wealthy and could afford someone doing that shit for him
He said this (and his social media) are personal things for him and it would not make logical sense if he would let others manage it for him. I think he said this on Day 36, right babe?
>>35956796
if he could he would literally inject every vial of test ever made into his arse goddammit
>>35956796
>on this planet
found your mistake
>>35961840
Yep.
In to watch after workout
>>35961320
common reeech
you can do it reeeeech
>>35961213
Wew lad, OP here. I tried making it a story about Rich attacking Mexicans in the last video and linked it into how Trump happened to be winning NH at the time this one was filmed to make Rich seem more anti-Mexican for the bants. I didn't intentionally shill for Trump in this post.
(That said I am a huge supporter of Trump, he is definitely a 5%er who is willing to do WHATEVER IT TAKES when it comes to both finance and politics)
>>35956600
selling roids, editing videos, business calls, fucking sara, etc.
>>35963651
>to make Rich seem more anti-Mexican for the bants
His name is literally Piana, he grew up in Northern California with beaners, spent most of his adult life in Los Angeles with beaners, and fucking loves mexican food.
Bantz better.
He was upset at how slow and stupid the staff is.
>>35963767
I would too if I had to eat three more meals and it's 1AM goddamnit right babe
they always play music over the gym montages, so is he actually screaming like a mad man in public or is he just making those crazy faces and breathing heavy?
>>35963888
SHOOP
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SHOOP
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HUERGH
AH
HUERGH
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>>35963888
WOrked out in the gym once during a film. I think it was like day 4-5. He sounds just like he does at the end of his feeders
How do I get those prepackaged food deliveries? They look pretty convenient...
>>35963922
ive been doing feeders everyday since the series came out. i havent progressed at all, im cutting but shouldnt i get better at some point ayyy lmao
can do like max 40 lateral before i want to kill myself and 20-30 of the bent one
>>35964050
If youre cutting, no.
DAY THIRTY EIGHT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5RKRsEBR5E
>>35960945
steve-o!!!
>>35964395
>>35961081
No problem blud
>>35961146
>fast food runs
I still don't get this shit. He knows he's got work to do, he knows he's not getting sleep, just order fucking delivery
>>35957578
Better brace yourself quick...
>>35964578
But then less viewing material which means less interested viewers
>>35955892
Did he buy an old Quattroporte? Jeez, that guy knows how to fuck his budget with old luxury money pits
>>35964660
have sex while waiting for the delivery driver.
Don't even need to show it, just have the camera pointing at a closed door with audio.
Guaranteed a million viewers after that
>>35964733
DAY 69 - MURDERING PELVIS - KILLING IT IN THE BEDROOM - SARA PIANA
>has 4-5 freezers full of pre made food
YOU GOTTA EAT REALFOOD TO MAKE IT GODDAMNIT
>diet is mostly shakes and fast food
WHATEVER IT TAKES GODDAMMIT!!
>>35955892
>watching Rich massacre Mexicans while being comfy under a blanket and drinking a cup of hot cocoa
>>35964395
>2 onions, no onion. Oh yeah 2 extra large onions
>spooked by his own "COME ON"
This episode was mildly amusing.
Macoroni grill cheaped out on us and now their chicken is processed fucking shit
Fuck I meant Macaroni God Damnit
>>35965785
test
>>35960384
That cat looks like an asshole.
>tfw staying up late for no reason cycling the same few tabs wasting time you could be sleeping, nothing is ever worth staying up
>>35955892
Must lift to defeat el trumpo and piana
is it even possible without leaving behind humanity?
>>35963736
Piana isn't a beaner name jackass. It's fucking italian
>>35966266
that cat is a total bro, fuck off
>>35955892
LOOKS LIKE HE IS IN SO MUCH PAIN DOING ONE PLATE
DID SOMEONE TELL HIM 90% OF HIS GAINS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH HIS WORK OUT SO HE CAN JUST SKIP LEGS BEFORE HIS KNEE FLIES OUT AND KILLS SOMEONE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GYM
>>35960945
rich got cancer?
Fuck i just realised how much i like this guy. Fucking god dammit.
DONT DIE RICH
>>35964465
Yeah, it was for the episode, but I didnt post >>35964395
I havent posted any links since day 5.
>>35955892
My mom writes gay porn for a living, found this on her computer.
>“Please, Donald,” Justin urged, his voice breathier than anticipated. “Please...I need you inside me.”
>“I am inside you,” the Donald smirked, but his face was red and Justin realised - with much satisfaction - that the Donald couldn’t hold out much longer.
>“Your cock,” Justin said. “I want your cock inside me.”
>Those words broke the spell, and the Donald pulled his - admittedly wonderfully talented - fingers out of Justin, who eagerly spread his legs and allowed the Donald to fall between them.
>The Donald quickly lubed his cock and pressed himself against Justin’s hole, pushing inside him much more urgently than he had with his fingers, like a true belieber.
>Justin closed his eyes in bliss as the Donald’s cock filled him, then opened them again when the Donald’s fingers curled against his cheek. The Donald was staring at him, his eyes wide and glassy, filled with awe, and Justin couldn’t tear his eyes away.
>Justin tightened his legs around the Donald’s waist, pulling him in deeper. The Donald’s pace quickened, and he thrust into Justin hard and fast, both of them letting out a string of moans.
>Justin moved his hand to his own cock, stroking himself in time, and with the Donald’s cock filling him and slamming into his prostate, it didn’t take him long to find release. His walls clamped around the Donald, triggering the Donald’s own orgasm, and he closed his eyes and moaned loudly as he came inside Justin.
>The Donald collapsed bonelessly onto Justin, both of them sweaty and panting heavily. Justin caught the Donald’s eye and grinned, and the Donald smiled shakily back.
>>35968372
I'm not gay but this gave me a boner
>>35961888
trips of wisdom. kek
I like Rich, what I don't like however is all the bodybuilders being like "if you can, you do 30 even though your program says 26, go all the way every time". It might be sound advice for ppl on steroids but I cringe when natty dyels believe this shit to be true for them.
HE'S DONE MORE DRUGS THAN YOU'VE HAD FOOD, EVER. You're not gonna look like these guys, fuck you fucking maggots.
>>35968732
Did I completely misunderstand, or are you saying people shouldn't push extra reps if they can?
what was his starting weight on day 1?
>>35968640
I'll tell my mom she's doing the Lord's work for high test.
Oh boy oh boy I can't wait for my next scoop of Ricardo Piano
>>35969284
275 or so I think?
Uh.....where's his new video for today?!?!
>>35970593
Editing takes time goddammit!
>>35970659
Yep
>>35956099
Is doing london text wrong a new meme? Like are people doing it on purpose now?
>>35970731
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>>35970593
i hope he gets some sleep
My name is rich piano I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my nipples are a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach vacuums. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use 4 scoops of deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use 4 shots of stem cells to ease the pain in my joints, then a couple of shots of synthol, and on the face a couple of shots of botox. Then I inject 4 scoops of real food into my veins which I leave to be absorbed directly into my arms for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use gear with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your muscles out and makes you look smaller. Then testosterone, then d-drol followed by a lemon cookie. There is an idea of a rich piano some kind of abstraction, but there is no human only a mutant something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable I have simply left humanity behind
>still no video
...Piano... pls be ok ;_;
>>35961146
Sara wakes him up at some point in the night so he can drink one of his shakes too...
At least i'm sure he said that a couple of days ago after they went to chipotle
>>35972333
Trips checked
>>35957578
>likeable human being
>human being
Panini, I hope you're still alive or just catching up on the sleep.
YOU KNOW, I just really need some C'MON in my life right now GOD DAMN IT, RIGHT BABE?
>>35972387
FORE!!
>>35968965
They shouldn't train to failure on every set like he's reccommending here
>>35968372
Tell your mum to update us on her fanfics.
>>35955892
>What the fuck does Love It KILL IT mean??
He's referring to your body.
Love your body, care for it, be proud of it.
Then murder it in the gym, sculpting it into something better.
So last month I met Rich Piana at his supplement stand at a convention. I was looking for some 51/50 and naturally some mutant mass powder, Rich looked at me and smiled, and told me that he had some free samples in the back room. I followed him in, and he led me through poorly-lit hallways and into a room with a table that looked like a medieval torture device, attached to it were several 5% jugs full of mutant mass. But as I looked at them, Rich suddenly grabbed me and threw me on the table, where it immediately had some sort of locking device that kept me on the table with my ass in the air and mouth locked open. I felt my pants being pulled off and soon felt a thick cock slide into my ass. At first it was painful but after a few minutes I had 'opened up' so to speak. He came around to my mouth and i was forced to suck his dick clean, practically licking off yesterdays lunch. Now heres where it gets weird, he pressed a button on the wall and the table began to vibrate slightly...in the mirror in front of me i could see the mutant mass and other Rich Piana products being mixed into a 5% jug by the machine, and after a few minutes a scooper came down and scooped the powder into my already gaping ass. Rich went around and began pounding me again, ramming the mutant powder deeper into my ass. Eventually he came and i tried to fart or ** out the powder along with his cum. But instead he came to my mouth again and i was forced to suck off all the mutant powder and cum that was on his dick..after a few minutes, the 51/50 got to me and i began to feel dizzy, everything was spinning around me and the last thing i remember was Rich saying 'hope you fuckin liked youre free fuckin samples'. I woke up this morning on my kitchen floor, barely able to walk and surrounded by 5% jugs, and 3 bottles of each of the Rich Piana products. I checked the scale and I had gained 30 pounds of lean muscle. I guess Rich's products really do work, but at what cost?
who else /checkoutmactruccsIGwaitingonrich'sreturn/ here?
>>35973237
>a small assrape for heaps of 5% products
Literally the best deal ever
>>35973237
>>35970731
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>>35973237
5%/10 would read again
>>35959425
Who does he order his food from? That looks convenient as fuck.
>>35973700
5% nutrition. You can buy that shit $6 per container. Around 600 calories I'd guess for the pork lion or bowler knees. Whatever it takes CMON.
>>35973846
$6 for one meal, thats ok. I could work with that. Thanks for answer.
>>35973237
>>35973992
It's still expensive tho. If you're doing whatever it takes to get money so you can buy property to rent it out so you will have other people pay off your mortgage and have several properties when you retire, it's better to prepare your own food. In California prices $6 translates to half a pound of filleted chicken breasts. You can get cheap carb sources if you buy them in bulk. You also save time if you cook in bulk. However if your work requires you to be away from your home so much that you can't cook, those $6 are a deal compared to the $10-$12 alternatives (eating out, other actual packaged meals.)
>>35961146
fuuuck, just thinking about running on 2 hours a day is giving me a headache.
>>35964660
It's also one of the most entertaining bits of every video.
>>35957126
Why the fuck doesen't he hire someone?
>>35975006
goddamnit this was explained in the other thread, episode 36 CMON
>>35964395
>f
hashahaHAHAHAAHAHAHA IM DYING DUDE LMFAO
