doing /nofap/ for lent
what am I in for?
>>35952124
eternal salvation and wanting to touch your dick every 3 mins
>>35952124
Lot's of laundry
>>35952226
my sides
>>35952124
also i guess you need a back up story if anyone asks (assuming you are apart of a religious community)
>lent
>G-d
>>35952255
No you don't, it's a perfectly fine thing to give up. Religious people have sexuality too, you know
>>35952271
sure but seriously tell everyone that you have a problem with bation?
>>35952307
It's nothing to be ashamed about
>>35952317
Pmuch
In my church the topic of porn addiction comes up often. It's acknowledged that most if not all of the young men in group have struggled/currently struggle with porography.
>>35952339
Exactly, the whole point of being part of a religious group is to get support from others. What's the point of being part of a support group if you plan on tackling your problems by yourself? No one's going to fault you for acknowledging your shortcomings and trying to fix them.
>>35952124
>Jesus gave up his life
>I guess I could stop touching my cock for a while
>>35952357
DUDE LMAO
>>35952317
>(Mom): im giving up chocolate for lent
>(You): nice, im giving up jerking off
>(Mom): ok well, look im not gonna pretend like people dont masturbate, so good for you! that was very appropriate to bring up in a conversation
>(You): thanks.
time elapses
>(Mom): thank god lent is over now I can finally eat chocolate.
>(You): *sweating nervously
>(Mom): something wrong?
>>35952124
>lent
>>35952379
>(Mom): something wrong?
>(You): I think I forgot how to cum
>(Mom): Ok, well it's very healthy to be able to cum let me see if I can help
>>35952379
>I have an oedipus complex
Congrats. I hope you get comfortable with your sexuality as you mature.
I'm giving up non-water drinks and 4chan. I'm going to get myself banned in 40 minutes so I don't struggle with it as much. It;s eating up way too much of my time and I'm spending more time shitposting than actually discussing things, so I figure a reset may help.
>>35952414
I'm giving up 4chan as well breh, see you on the other side.
I'm going to try to give up HFCS but it's in fucking everything so I might fail without even noticing.
>>35952414
What're you gonna do?
>>35952379
>thread about religious groups
>makes up ebin green text about mommy
Maybe you should give up being such a faggot, anon
>>35952484
Say I'm underage, I think that gets you 30 days.
I don't want to get arrested or anything
>>35952357
KEK
>>35952497
>I'm underage
Reported.
>>35952497
Good idea. I'm going to make an underage thread now
About to get banned boys :^)
>>35952639
Tell her to get her smelly ass off of my vintage table
>>35952124
Boredom
>Get banned from /mu/ for saying something negatively about Kanye West
>Can't get banned even after explicitly saying I'm underage
>>35952754
Did you start that other thread? Got like 20 replies, mods must be sleeping.
>>35952778
Nah that was me. Still waiting for the ban. Doubt it will come now
>>35952639
urrrgh 10/10
>>35952836
>urrrgh
UHG ME CUM CUM
>>35952932
yeah, basically. Why so low test, brah?
>>35952414
How do I get banned? Hoe long is an underage ban? I am 16 years of age by the way.
>>35953053
What are you retarded? Just update your hosts
>>35953061
How?
>>35952124
just find other stuff to do instead, it's really not that hard
>>35952551
>>35952497
>>35953053
I mean, you should probably fucking say you're 17 and 320 days.
At least on 420chan, if they find out you're not of age, they ban you until you are. Like any reasonable person would.
Anyway, I'm giving up chastity because chastity is really important to me. It's going to be a real burden giving it up to anyone who asks for six straight weeks but that's what it means to be a good Catholic girl :)
>>35952639
why for posting a non naked fat lass? thats not against the rules i got banned for posting a picture of mohammad shitting in his own mouth whilst there was a pic of a dick on the main page
>>35952124
I like this version better.
I can't stop fapping because if I do I must confront my sexual desire. And I settled into thinking that getting a girl is out of my reach, I have low confidence in my attractiveness and chances to be liked. This makes trying get a girl a big problem. Plus I have a close relationship with my PC, I spend a lot of time alone at home in front of it, so it's tough for me not to look at porn. And when I do look, I'm screwed. I just get that urge to cum no matter what when i find arousing material. It's normal to respond this way to sexual stimuli. What isn't normal is my way of facing this desire and this part of my life.
I'm robbing myself of all the possible chances i have at sex at 22, like I have so far.
I'm doing nofap because I realized this and I don't want to end up like Tommy who jerks off in the shower of the gym at 30 years old
>>35952124
Once you reach a certain point the only hard part about nofap is morning wood. I'd suggest getting a friend to do nofap together that way you push each other/compete to see how long you can go
A waste of time.
>>35952271
True. Mostly homosexuality and pedophilia, but I guess they count.
>>35955321
this if all else fails at least you can suck each others dick
>>35955343
>>35955321
I'd be glad to have morning wood again.
>>35956490
I jerk off like three times a day and still have wood in the morning.
placebo
>>35952639
Nice table
>>35952397
>I think I forgot how to cum
my sides
>>35955343
Too edgy m8
>>35952124
increased social confidence, increased want to look at porn and jack off
>>35956541
When was the last time a girl masturbated you with her vagina?
>>35958142
lol, non masturbator can hold on for an extra 8 hours with wrist strength, more than enough time to be saved
>muh dick: 1
>lord and saviour: 0
>>35955202
>best version
t b h f a m this is a more accurate version
I have a serious problem with masturbation.
If i get horny i will find some place where i can just jerk off because i cant be bothered to deal with females... it's become a real problem.
You'll have a strong urge to rape.
I've done a lot of rapes and I can tell you 90% of women are turned on by it. They love to be physically and emotionally dominated by a strong man. Women almost always orgasm during rape, and some people like me who consider themselves rape connoisseurs sometimes add extra quirks to make the rape more effective.
Rape is a complicated game, you need to do a lot of reading and practice to fully understand the psychology of it. Hit me up if you want any advice.
>>35959264
What's it like being a refugee? Didn't know you guys posted on /fit/
>>35959167
yeah same here.
i'm >>35955302 and i'm using nofap to try build my motivation to get into the dating game again
>>35959276
I'm not a refugee, I'm White-Welsh.
>>35959301
We are different, i just hate women.
I think i can fuck 90% of them within 2 weeks of meeting them, i just can't be bothered trying to please those sacks of shit.
>>35959553
>within 2 weeks
shit is this supposed to be a little time to fuck a girl? how can i keep up nofap for so much time? lifting raises my test and i'm thinking of smashing all the time only after 5 days of nofap
>>35959616
For a slut its considered that you will fuck her the second time you see each other
For an average girl it is considered you will fuck in 3 weeks or so
Good girls usually take longer though
>protip, they are all whores.
>>35959616
are you a virgin or just an autist?
>>35959616
w-what if i'm both?
lol not a virgin, just in a new city and don't have a social circle right now. i settled into thinking faping is ok but i'm realizing it's making me avoid any attempt to fuck girls.
>>35959715
meant to reply to >>35959688
>>35959715
Stop fapping mate, go out more, go to social gatherings which include something that is of interest to you.
GROW MAN
i did almost 3 weeks of nofap but once i got a fap in i couldn't stop. i wasted like 5 days straight fapping
>>35952639
that's a really cool table, where can I buy this?
Dunno but I didn't have sex for 5 months in Afghanistan and end up banging some ugly girls when I got home.
>>35959752
i know breh that's why i'm doing nofap... fuck it's hard tho.
jej
>>35952124
Feeling extra horny for a few days then simmering down, then if you leave it long enough the first nut you bust will be yellow and not that pleasurable. It's a good idea if you're addicted (i.e. jacking off multiple times a day and being unaroused by real world sexual scenarios) and want to break out of it but besides that it's unlikely to do much.
>>35952124
I'm gonna join you OP and do /nofap/ for lent. Side note: how are you dealing with no meat on fridays and less snacking. Im feeling the pain already.
>>35958313
top fucking lol
>>35958123
Like a week ago. Fine ass 19 year old looking for an older man to love. It was great.
