https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iz-D77zKVbc
>>35943371
>almost had a heart attack at 2 scoops
>puts in 1 3/4 scoops
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
why is Rich's training music so fucking bad? and that comes from someone that loves ''hiphop'' beats
>>35943371
>mfw at school and can't watch rich&yep
>sadfrog.png
>>35943710
The music today is fucking GOAT mate I've added it to my workout playlist
Wtf happened at the Mexican stand? Why did Rich nearly murder them?
>tfw voting Trump so that he builds a wall to keep the Mexicans safe from Rich
>Rich Piana Real Estate
Is this the greatest series of fitness youtube videos in history?
Reich Piano is my favorite natural 400-year real estate dynasty
RICH PIANA FOR TRUMP
MAKING AMERICA BIG AGAIN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqYfIyi_yqI
does anyone else skip the workout part of the videos now
>>35943926
Honestly yes
>>35943926
Yes
>>35944029
depends on the music. Todays music, no.
How long are the series going to last?
>>35944281
3 more months apparently
I wish we could see or at least hear Rich have sex
>I'm pounding that ass like a fucking.... hmmmm... a fucking madman or something. Fucking beast-style you know what I mean? Guys, this is how you do it, this is how you pleasure your chick! You like it babe?
>yes babe
>Oh here it comes godamnit!!!! Are you ready babe???? I'm gonna cum all over your... fucking tits and shit! Get ready babe for the fucking... hurricane of cum !!! AWWWW!!!!! Jesus Christ that's a lot of jizz!! Holllllllly shit guys check it out! You could literally...fucking drown someone with all that cum
>>35944359
you missed all the "you know"s
>>35943926
Yes
>>35943926
Yep
>>35944281
Forever
What's the diff between regular cable rows and bent over cable rows? also why incline smith bench...
>>35944359
Rich in green, ms. yep in white
> best case scenario, babe, i'm doing whatever it takes to kill it, fucking murder that pussy
yep
> god dammit babe all these ben and jerrys containers everywhere, when are you gonna go on your diet babe? Only 3 weeks until the universe ultima classic 14.
4 weeks
> you got great genetics, i'm going to fuck you in the ass again tonight babe, ok?
Why do you always fuck my ass?
> i invited mack truck over to train dick with me today, we're going to superset your ass
My youtube channel is going to love this next level shit
> i fucked my knees up babe, you're going to have to be on top. I've never had any injuries, except my knees, pecs, biceps, and shoulders. Whatever it takes though, right? Uhh keep going babe, i'm almost ready to bust my scoops!
Yep
> uhhh ohh here we go
(Rich unwraps a cookie as he comes all.over sara's face)
> BUSTED! hahahaha, make sure you use the equity in your home to purchase additional real estate! Kill it love it 5% for life!!
>>35945254
>we're going to superset your ass
>>35945254
After reading this, my sides left in a dignified and refined manner. They were not quick to leave but I don't beliebe they will be coming back. Regardless, your post was very satisfying.
>>35944359
this joke had so much potential but you ruined it.
>>35943371
Why isn't he gaining any weight? You'd think if he was actually eating more he would at the very least put on some fat.
>>35944021
I miss Sean
>>35943371
Fuck boys
I have the flu and i watched a rich piana vid before bed last night... the Sara leg day one
I was delirious in bed with the sick nightsweats tossing and turning all night. Kept dreaming I was Rich, or maybe I was rich's buddy and he was talking to me, or i dont even know
It was FUCKED. All i could think was repeating his stupid phrases all night. WHATEVER IT TAKES. CMON. REAL FOOD! GOD DAMNIT RIGHT BABE?
Rich Piana flu delirium is no fuckin joke lads. Do NOT watch these vids before bed. Honestly onea the longest worst nights ive had in years
Brain was just fixated on this guy for some reason
Why do you guys watch this fucking moron?
That fucking 5% bench press mutant speedhack at 4:30 GODDAMMIT
>>35943710
He said he never uses his own playlist because he had problems with copyrights and Youtube blocking his videos so now he just takes shitty (he literally said that) music from the public youtube librairy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVsJYt0Y4X4
>>35945752
fuck off human
>>35946200
>no sweet potatoes
>>35943371
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzcGaCyuHnU
Right? Correct.
3x3x3
>>35944281
his heart can probably stand another week before it gives out.
>>35946232
I love these so much.
>>35946232
>>35943371
>mfw half the video is piano talking about his white privilege
FEEL THE BERN will win and divide all of piona's properties and give it to Latino's
>this message should give me bonus points to the nigger moderated who fucking warned me because he is a fucking cuck faggot just ban me you retarded piece of shi
>>35946723
wow calm down /pol/
also pls go
>>35946200
would buy
Is real estate really that easy? Can I make money with $20k?
>>35947580
depends. you'd probably be better off investing it long term. or you could buy property and rent it out. assuming you have that cash
>>35945254
>BUSTED
>>35943926
It's #2, right behind Worst of the Fitness Industry
>>35946232
>that argument with himself
>3x3x3
>two extra large diet onions
>handicapped parking hipocracy
Coughed up a lung laughing
>>35947718
You know its easy to track your posts because you use the same images/filenames
>>35947750
Well I don't organize my folder
What's with that ending today?
>tfw you make chilli but fuck it up and get to eat turkey bowley knees alongside the piano man
>>35945704
Tell us more.
>>35943926
Yep
>>35945560
It wasn't funny
>>35943926
Yep
>>35945657
hello and welcome to /fit/. eat clen and tren hard.
>>35945704
10/10 would read again
these videos are so much better than anything on tv
>>35943926
yep
This mans whole life literally revolves around scoops
>>35945704
i'm sick rn and i'm going to do this
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Song- Heavyweight Champion Artist- Tony Heat
>Song- Heavyweight Champion Artist- Tony Heat
Song- Heavyweight Champion Artist- Tony Heat
>Song- Heavyweight Champion Artist- Tony Heat
Song- Heavyweight Champion Artist- Tony Heat
>Song- Heavyweight Champion Artist- Tony Heat
Song- Heavyweight Champion Artist- Tony Heat
the natty theme OMG
but you can only find it in like 2 very shady websites, anyone wants to be a man and download it first?
>>35949912
Kek
You're an asshole if you park in a handicap spot!
>proceeds to pull up to the building and park in the emergency fire lane
WHAT HAPPENED AT THE MEXICAN PLACE!?!??!?!
>>35950671
No clue senpai, but he was pissed
>>35950671
Take a wild guess anon
>>35950671
i dont know but 187 is the police code for murder so something angry happend
>>35945254
DED
>>35943371
what's the name of the song at 3.00
anyone pls?
>>35943710
>bad
bro seriously?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVsJYt0Y4X4
>>35943774
>tfw this is exactly the selling point Trump uses to convince Mexico to pay for it
>>35943926
I fucking love this. I can't wait for Sara to actually get her channel started
>>35944281
originally it was 3 months, now apparently it's 4 months total. Will probably bump it up to 4 and a half though. Everybody else does 4 months, and he can't do what everyone else does.
I wonder if he'll do a cutting series after this
>>35945657
He's gained over 30 pounds, he's over 300 now. He said a lot of what he gained at first was water weight from the gear. By now he's probably made some real gains though. He's so massive that it's hard to tell when he gets bigger though. It's like when a fat person gains 50 pounds and you don't even notice anymore
>>35943774
oh god, the suspense is killing me. I assume they were slow as usual and Rich said something because he was in a hurry
>Nachos in the Valley
Holy shit, I've eaten there. Funny to see such a specific place mentioned on YouTube, Rich Piana nonetheless.
He has such a fatherly laugh
>>35953282
>AH ah ah ah
>>35953282
rich will never be your dad, he will never fill your school lunch with scoops and B&J
>>35955294
>Be Rich's son in school cafeteria
>All your friends are eating sandwiches with an apple, a chocolate bar, a juice carton that sort of thing
>Take out a 5% jug with special k, real food, egg whites, oats and water in
>Take out 2 tupperwares, one marked "bowler knees" and the other marked "pork lion"
>Other kids stare at you while you manage to consume all of this in the space of a minute
>Loudly proclaim "Gotta eat fast so I can digest this shit quicker and get to my next motherfuckin meal"
>A teacher overhears, sends you to Principal's office for swearing
>Whilst waiting outside consume a pint of Ben & Jerry's, 14oz (goddammit) of Häagen-Dazs and 2 complete cookies
>Principal comes out and catches you midway through the last cookie
>"Uh oh, busted again", get yelled at for making a mess and told to stop eating in the hallway
>"But it's just extra shit, it doesn't count so technically I wasn't"
>Get sent home
>Rich is out beating up Mexicans but Sara's in so you go to tell her what happened
>See Mac Trucc pulling up his sweatpants and walking out of Rich and Sara's bedroom
>"Uh yeah mayne, I was just... picking up some of dat uh... real food mayne"
>Whatever, go inside and tell Sara what happened and ask what Mac Trucc was up to
>"Goddammit! If you don't tell Rich I'll buy you another pair of Guccis"
>Deal
>Die of a 5150 and HGH induced heart attack
Such is life as the son of Rich Panini
>>35955535
>"bowler knees"
new video when?
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