ITT: Awkward cunts at YOUR local gym.
Here we see the Amazing Chicken Man, his 2% bodyfat is admired by bodybuilders and bulimic teenage girls alike. Unfortunately, he cant tell where his elbow joint ends and his bicep begins. He one day aspires to out-bench the other dudes at the gym, but unfortunately he cant lift the bar yet - let alone the weights.
When will NYRs leave?
>>35931050
You have to realize that people with this body composition were actually the best spermatozoid out of millions. They won the race.
And look at this shit. Jesus christ.
Lol is that guy taking his picture with an iPad. Double whammy of cringey.
>>35931050
>that faggot in the background on his tablet
>>35931050
Are you taking a picture with a tablet?
>>35931050
Dude he's looking directly at you through the mirror
>herewego.jpg
>>35931068
Accidentallied "lol"
Oh god
>>35931050
THAT FUCKING IPAD HOLY SHIT OP YOU GIGA AUTISMO
>>35931050
i thought this was the "being mean to beginners because they make up a large population of /fit/" bait
>>35931050
>that fucking iPad son
>>35931050
Op is a faggot
>falling for this pic
>>35931050
>taking pictures at the gym
>on an iPad
>thinking you stealthy
Kekmao mate
I don't even care if this is bait that obnoxious fucking iPad got me
Nice fatceps op
Guys its bait. That pic was already posted in the past.
Fuck im getting old.
>>35931050
Stop bullying! Can you even "IMAGINE" the "BALLS" this guy had to even step foot into this judging environment to improve himself??? This is why gyms like planet fitness exist! And guess what? I started out like this guy, i have gained 15 pounds in 2 years at planet fitness and i bench 115 pounds now and i am PROUD.
>being so new you can't even recognize this
End yourselves
Is that.. SKELETOR?
>>35931205
>bench press 115lbs
>proud
I'm a (5'6") manlet who just started bench pressing THIS YEAR, and i'm already benching 190. Get the fuck out of here, kid
Not taking the bait here but this reminds me of me.
> be 18
> skeleton lord
> 6"0 and 132 lbs
> strong af for my body type and weight because I was doing sports 7 times a week
> decide I want muscle, go to gym
> first week of working out, lift more than guys who are built
> no one makes fun of me because I out lift them
felt good man bow down to your fucking skeleton OVERLORD
>>35931050
Is this nigger, making photo with a iPad? Who any why brings a fucken iPad to a gym???
>>35931050
>tablet
>tattoos
this either bait or a really pathetic attempt to make fun of people superior to OP
>>35931537
There's nothing wrong with bringing an IPAD to a gym, if you want to watch fitness videos between reps or w/e. But taking pics with a tablet is stupid, especially at a gym where you should be focused on your own gains, nobody elses.
Pic is oooold, so don't let it bother you too much.
>>35931050
>awkward cunts at the gym
>be me, skinny lanky weakling
>finally decide to go to the gym and make a change
>at the gym one day, doing curls
>I spot in the mirror some manlet on a bench pointing his stupid iPad at the mirror
>realise he's taking a picture of me cause he thinks I have a body of an anorexic teenage girl
>dash out of the gym in tears
>go home and kill self
Great job OP, you've just unmade it for someone else and yourself, I hope you're happy
and what kind of autistic pleb brings their iPad to the gym
>>35931050
>tfw only one in this thread who remembers the OP pic
>tfw oldfag surrounded by a bunch of newfags
>>35931507
Retard strength?
>>35931050
>that ipad
reminds me of that story of an OP who took a picture of some girl at his gym, and it was so obvious he was taking a picture of her ass, anyone got that one by any chance?
>>35931507
>>35931507
tfw everybody around you feels so bad that they lower their weight until after you leave to make you feel better for having the strength and bodyweight of a 12 year old girl
>>35931050
Nice dragon tattoo faggot.
>>35931584
same here, i also remember the beat down on the guy
>tfw almost all the old /fit/ guys are gone
everyone desu.
the last time i went to my local gym was hilarious (home gym masterrace here).
list of things i saw
>guy decline benching close to his max (perhaps 60kg), with collars on the bar and no spotter
>guy showing his friend how to do (half) squats, with a pussy pad, friend managed 30kg for 5, guy showing him managed 90kg with pussy pad
>lanky DYEL doing endless sets of cable flies with a weight that was too big for him
>guy doing sets of 8 DB bench with 22kgs
>guy pissing about on machines obviously had no idea what he was doing
>every guy there apart from one was either pudgy or skinny
absolutely pathetic. i ended up just doing power cleans and L-sits and people were staring at me like I was some kind of amazing athlete. One guy even kind of nodded to me, which was kinda nice and I nodded back, but that gym is obviously filled with nothing but DYELs if a 30 second L-sit and god damn 70kg power clean is impressive to them.
>>35931584
>>35931681
>I spend every waking moment on /fit/, therefore everyone else is a newfag
Is this thread secretly made just to make the people who've been here longer feel better about themselves?
All these people taking the bait are doing it ironically right?
>>35931689
>getting buttblasted about being called out for newfaggotry
where do you think you are lad?
>>35931683
the true hilarity is that you were clearly spending 90% of your time looking at everybody else and not minding your own business. It's clear why you work out at home, because you're a betafag who's concerned that everybody is going to look at you and judge you, so you stare off at everybody else to make sure they aren't, only to do to them what you didn't want them to do to you.
turns out that you're the douche
>>35931063
Lmao what?? Care to explain?
>>35931710
sweet projection dude.
i looked around in awe of retarded shit. and in case you were wondering, I spent most of my time working out, I didn't turn up and stare at everyone. But if people do retarded shit near you, its hard not to notice.
Did I offend you or something? Do you squat with the pussy pad as well, kid?
>>35931050
>Complain about fat people or walking skeletons with no drive to better themselves.
>Take the piss out of them when they make an attempt at bettering themselves.
I hope that guy leaves humanity behind and steals the fag with the iPad's gf.
>>35931741
found the skelly
>>35931740
>implies he's butthurt
>spends time writing butthurt reply
>tfw
>>35931771
>arguing that someone else is butthurt while writing butthurt reply
we're all butthurt here but some of us aren't NYRfags
>>35931815
you've made a right mess of that post haven't you
>>35931761
Actually I'm a little on the fat side.
Jesus fucking Christ, third time's the charm. I should really pay attention when posting.
>>35931827
N-No. I deleted it, and everybody know that once you delete something from the internet it's gone forever and nobody can possibly find it and bring your fuck-ups to light.
>>35931050
very inconspicous
>>35931697
>that pic
>>35931658
feelsgoodman
>>35931050
More importantly, who the fuck brings an iPad to the gym?
>>35931050
I'm almost sure this is bait. Either way, thanks for the laugh.
>>35931689
normalfag pls go
>>35931710
>that guy that just stares at the floor between sets
>>35931050
>makes fun of people who better themselves
>takes picture on an iPad
I think I know who the real awkward cunt is at this gym.
>>35931537
I saw a guy with his lap top in the gym, he was watching videos to make sure his form was proper.
PRESS!
>>35932839
>in a suit
>>35932857
*shirt
But yeah. Second time even touching. After 12 weeks. And with 3 left to go.
Can't wait for this to get posted /r/4chan
see ya there bros ;-DDDD
Shit.
I though I was in plg
I'm really not.
>>35931507
This is the retard who thinks he's out lifting everyone because he's doing high volume at a low rep range while everyone else is doing high reps.
Take your ss meme somewhere else
>>35932912
>he's doing high volume at a low rep range
I know you're trying to fit in after only a month of lifting, but its seriously better to ask what is what rather than trying to act like you know shit.
>The guy who brings his ipad to the gym
>>35932945
>very basic lifting terminology
>OH WHY DONT WE BUST OUT THE THESAURUS MR SCIENCE MAN
>>35932912
Never did SS only split, reps 10-15 with increasing weight every rep + paying attention to ROM
Go be mad somewhere else you dumb dyel. I bet you're one of those guys that gives new people bad advise on form and gets mad when they still outlift him.
>>35931050
You are taking a picture with a fucking ipad in the gym. You are the moron here im afraid.
Making fun of others isnt cool anon unless they are being douchebags. This guy is minding his business and trying to get somewhere. Maybe he's new or just hasn't read the sticky and doesn't know what he's doing. Why are you such an asshole?
>>35931050
You remind me of this guy.
