What is the best way to carry a girl? In your arms? On your shoulders?
What is the best exercise to get better at it?
I don't want to struggle like pic related.
How to carry fat chicks?
Dragged behind you by their hair
fireman carry?
other fireman carry? damn this chick is strong
backpack carry?
moar backpack carry
>>35816761
Dat filename...
>>35816754
That's not how you carry a backpack and whenever I see someone carry one on there front I immediately think they're a genuinely retarded and its some sort of aid for them. Honestly, who the fuck does that.
>>35816723
> and thats how i herniated my spine
>>35816749
This is an easy way to carry someone but if uncomfortable as fuck for the one being carried. So I wouldn't recommend that for carrying girls unless they are passed out and you want to get them in your car fast.
>>35816723
Just toss her over your shoulder like pic related
>>35816761
Jailbait
how could i forget bridal style
>>35816894
conan the barbarian
she can enjoy the view of the ground
>>35816874
I've been told that it's good to carry a backpack in front of you (making it a stomachpack) in very crowded places and generally if you're afraid that its contents may be stolen
>>35816761
double hoverhand
>>35816723
Squats should help.
Also not carrying a fat bitch helps too.
>>35816761
had to carry a lass up 4 flights of stairs like this last night. thank god it wasn't leg day.
>>35816893
hahaha thats dark
>>35816956
seen a few asians doing it around campus
>>35817231
asians are cool
>>35816723
Like this.
>>35816732
the edge
>>35816723
>>35816727
I'm having bad flashbacks guys
I had to carry a girl who was blackout drunk and couldn't walk one night. It was 10 blocks to my car. I was drunk.
I kept trying to do this >>35816749 but it was hurting her gut and making her puke more and shit. Every time I tried she was mewling but it was way easier for me. The rest of the time I was doing this >>35816740 but it was killing my biceps. She was ~125 lbs.
At least I got my dick wet
>>35816723
vayne solo top
>>35818772
An upboat to you my good sir! How would fair maidens ever browse the Internet without brave gentlemen such as yourself to defend their honor? Have any of them rewarded you with sex yet?
>>35818975
rape
>>35816894
>muscleImbalance.jpg
>>35818975
Fucking kek that was good.
One time carried my cousins drunk gf like >>35816740 and bitch couldnt get anymore drenched. Then again she was eaily 5ft and weighed 100lbs max.
>>35816740
There have been a couple of times where my gf passed out drunk on our couch downstairs and I carried her limp body like this upstairs. She's 5'10 150 pounds.
>thank you powerlifting
>>35816723
Drag'em by the hair, man - then they don't fill up with dirt
Damn this makes me want a gf who gets blackout drunk so i can practice lifting her body running around with it and all that type of shit.
>>35818657
>filename
>look it up
>it's a real thing
Boredom can push men to extreme limits
>>35821588
True, but it's more fun than running the same obstacle course with a >50 kg backpack.
>>35821739
i wanna see a husband carrying event with strong tall waifus carrying japanese manlets
>>35821797
It's prob already a thing in japan
>>35821560
piggy backed a cute azn girl about 500m uphill and stairs last night after a party
tbqh im skipping leg day today lads
If the girl is small a standard piggyback carry thing works well, plus they'll smell your hair which can be a plus if they're doing it flirtatiously.
If they're drunk I just sling them over my shoulder or bridal carry them when that gets too heavy.
>>35816727
yfw that guy has pretty big arms
>>35816723
shes blocking the view of all the people behind her, silly cunt
>>35821828
>tbqh im skipping leg day today lads
not gonna make it
>>35821797
goodness gracious that is an appealing idea
>>35816874
If you ever walked more than 10 miles you would know why ppl do that, you lazy bastard.
Actually lift and not have a fat gf
If you can't OHP her one of you is doing something wrong
>>35821857
of course not <3
>>35821588
Not that extreme. If I had a wife I would at least try to convince her to help me train for that.
>>35816903
THOSE LEGS CANNOT BE HERS WHAT THE FUCK
>>35821906
That would make my possible gf 170lbs at most. But I won't progress fast in neither of those things, so that's a positive... ;_;
>>35816754
Best one
>pick her up so that her arms are hugging your arms
>grab her ass is a must
>gives kisses on your face with those sweet lips
>gently but firmly place her on the bed
>proceed to make out and rub your dick on her crotch
>rip off her panties and do the right thing
The best.
>>35821906
that's a neat way to set standards.
>no more skelties
>no more whales
>>35821906
Couple months into lifting. I can bench, diddly and squat her but 5 kgs off the OHP one.
One of my lifetime goals
man,, all these replies and everyone missed the obvious and correct response..
like pic related
>>35816754
>backpack
>back pack
>back
>on the front
What the hell are you talking about?
>>35822090
That's pretty lewd
>>35822090
>>35822090
gave me a chuckle.
>>35816727
I wanna be that guy.
>>35822090
>see this on /fit/
>be autistic me and believe it
>go to party one night to try out my new skill i learned on /fit/
>find a super drunk girl, follow her around until she is alone in the bowling alley of the house i am at (rich person so yeah)
>knock her out with a bowling pin
>use my index and pointer finger to gouge her eyes, and use my thumb to hold her from the mouth
>drag her by her head like this out to where everyone else is
>everyone looks at me with horrified faces, i tell them she blacked out and i was bringing her to the couch
>all of a sudden one of the guys runs at me to tackle me
>i am faster than him and evade the party
>get home
what did i do wrong
>>35823089
You didn't make her eat all the eggs.
>>35822155
Kek'd
>>35816727
>How to carry fat chicks?
Squat > lmao3pl8
>>35821906
Also worth noting that it is easier to lift iron than to carry a person with same weight BUT it's so much fucking harder to carry a demijohn desu 20 kg feels like at least 30 desu
>>35823089
what the fuck that is violent
>>35816727
Is that the Dorito Pope?
>>35816723
Zercher Squats
>>35821828
>skipping leg day cause of a grill
Never gonna make it brah
>leg day memers on /fit/
We reddit now
>>35816723
why do guys always have to carry the girl :(
Whats the difference between this >>35816740 fireman carry and >>35816903
bridal carry?
>>35827217
one has the head on the left shoulder the other the right
>>35827217
That fireman carry one is not correct. An actual fireman carry is where you sling her over your shoulders like >>35816749.
>>35827086
You can carry a man too, if you're strong enough
:^)
>>35826126
>>35827086
Because her carrying me is unlikely
