What is your /fit/ness animal??
the gorillaphantaur
>>35752288
Are you a powerlifter?
Lone wolf
The otter
wolverine
>manlet
>>35752288
That animal would be fucking broken. What do you even do against that?
>>35752252
The majestic canada goose
>>35752381
shoot it in its heart and brain
>short limbs
>long spine
>huge dick
Yep
>>35752389
If you're prepared, yeah, but a chance encounter? I dunno; I don't carry an elephant gun as my ccw.
>>35752288
Fuark, mirin'
>>35752381
Pipebomb
>>35752252
>>35752419
>he doesn't CCW a pipebomb
Everywhere you go, people laugh as they realize there's nothing in the PB pocket of your pants. You're like a non-nuclear country.
>>35752381
Use a rhinaffe
Those Tigers from that new Disney movie
God damn, their aesthetic is amazing
>>35752252
Fox. Aesthetic as fuck.
>Calisthenics
>when will this penguin away
![Roger-Kangaroo-Alice-Springs-Kangaroo-Sanctuary-537x556[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nMxKXig.jpg "Roger-Kangaroo-Alice-Springs-Kangaroo-Sanctuary-537x556[1].jpg")
Intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor.
Probably a gorilla, 6'8, 348#, disproportionately long arms, way more body hair than is desirable... yep I'm going with gorilla
>>35752516
>Deems himself alpha
>Posts an animal from cabela's dangerous hunt for Wii
>>35752536
>balls hang lower than the dick
>>35752537
faggiest thing ive ever read
>>35752541
Why do I find this man so... I don't know a good word for it, but I feel I should strongly dislike him but I don't. Even before he dropped by here occasionally. I'm not gay (no seriously, yes, I know what board I'm on), and he's an old roided up guy who sounds like his nuts are in a vice, who gives mediocre fitness tips... yet likeable? How? He should be, at best, creepy as fuck
>>35752565
>>>/reddit/
>>35752576
That was in no way a reddit-esque post...
>>35752599
Not recognising a meme that's old as shit is by definition reddit my friend
>>35752599
It did show how new he (and you) was
>>35752604
>>35752609
I've been here for years and I sincerely have no clue what you're talking about. Actually now that I think about it I've been around 4chan for a kind of sad amount of time (a few years before the GIRUGAMESH spam on /b/, to give you a reference point).
The fuck are you talking about?
>>35752615
/r/4chan doesn't count, reddit.
turtle senpai.
>>35752615
nothing screams new like trying to tell people how long you've been here
>>35752615
Woah, you know about girugamesh? U sure are oldshcool bro.
>>35752615
i herd u liek mudkips
pools closed
shoopdawhoop
>>35752615
If you regularly browse like any of the popular boards, v, co, a, or w.e there is no way you haven't seen this.
>>35752541
>prepare your anus
>>35752615
>>35752671
I've been here since 2007
I also have never seen whatever it is I am supposed to have seen
>>35752694
its a super obscure copypasta from /v/ apparently. Never seen it before either.
>>35752453
>>35752381
might work
>>35752638
tell me the story about snausages
>>35752710
Does he have rhino skin all the way up his neck?
>>35752725
I wish to be the little girl
m00ts blow jays
>>35752565
I'm impressed with how well this gif loops. You don't even notice the break.
>>35752615
>>35752671
Well I've been here since '78, and I have no idea what any of you are talking about.
Probably T-Rex senpai, my arms will never grow
>>35752381
Put all it's food on the ground or in trees and let it starve to death
Oh wait
>>35752864
It's an editing trick. if you watch the upper left you can see that it wipes, instead of jumping back to the start like a normal gif.
>>35752864
That's so weird, just noticed that myself
My hero
>>35752710
Wtf is even going on in this thread
>>35752565
>>35752615
>>35752694
>>35752706
>super obscure
It's posted every fucking day.
Lurk more.
>>35752946
I love donphan.
pound for pound the strongest man around
>>35753169
>ARGH START NOTICING MY SHITTY COPYPASTA!
get over it fag
also go back to /v/
>>35752288
>High Test
>>35752567
Cuz he's like a goofy uncle.
>>35752567
>roided up
blasphemy
I train for litheness/aesthetics
>>35752480
Close second
>>35752530
i lol'd
>>35758916
are you that guy who stands in the middle of the cable cross for like, two hours straight doing these weird weighted jump-bend-squat-pushes?
please stop doing that.
>>35758962
Lel no. I just do body weight (on my equipment at fucking home) and cardio.
No fucking clue what that guy is up to lmao
>>35752537
you forgot "euphoric"
>>35752357
What is that disgusting thing on their chest
Rooster
>combative but not aggressive
>proud of being the most alpha in the fucking farm
>lots of hi test hens to carry his genes
>>35760309
from wikipedia: "Because of this gait, the gelada's rump is hidden beneath and so unavailable for display; its bright red chest patch is visible, though."
It's literally tits
>>35760341
>not aggressive
>>35752407
Literally emperor of the manlets.
There can be only one.
European badger
>little bit stocky
>thick limbed
>heavy skull
>crepuscular (active in morning and evening, like my gym sessions)
>bulks in autumn
>omnivore
>eats midgets
>>35760436
>is a midget its self
>>35760422
Belgian blues aka genetically modified cows. We should do this with dogs, cats, birds and any other domestic animal
big, beautiful, and loving every second of it
:)
>>35752567
It's because he seems so sincere. I guess he reminds us of how we saw the world before the reality of current year hit us.
Really, he should never have come here. The abyss gazes back into you.
a werewolf.
my inner superbeast is a werewolf
do not steal
>>35752288
routine and diet pls
>>35752567
The only "roid" scooby is on is medical test for his low testosterone that he got diagnosed with years ago which brings his test levels up to that of a normal 50+ year old man.
>>35760478
>Genetically modified
>Selectively Bred
Pick one term and only one, I know you are trying to trigger vegans and idiots, but please use the proper terminology. Yes yes I know that Selective Breeding is a technique used to manipulate genetics, but Genetic Manipulation is not the proper jargon for what happened to create the Belgian Blue so don't even start that arguement you fucking autist.
>>35760526
Stolen ;^)
>>35752252
Doesn't matter, as long as I leave humanity behind.
Big, strong, a little lazy until someone piss me off. Also small lower legs and ankles.
>>35752381
Humanity genocided the giantic versions of these fierce motherfuckers>>35752357 thousands of years before metalworking was achieved.We would had killed off the dinosaurs if they existed in the same period.
no meat needed
>>35761121
>dumb as fuck
>tiny penis
Meanwhile the smart chimps know how to nourish their brains.
>>35752481
that's a nigger, but what can you expect from a calisthenics meme fgt
>>35752615
Man stop shaming yourself this hard. Go back to tumblr please.
>>35755049
manlet dyel autist detected
>>35758990
you don't lift weights, so you're a dyel m8
>>35754197
>spaghetti as whiskers
not making it
