About to go to the gym. How do I let the cuties know I'm interested?
>>35749355
Oh god that pic...
>>35749355
>tfw you can't squat your gf
Ok guys I'm here and there a qt on the leg press and another one in the free weights. What do
>>35749550
offer to spot her then take out your dick
>>35749550
Nothing you fag, people are there to lift not get finger blasted by some dyel
>>35749355
lel pic reminds me of the first time I carried a grill on my shoulders like that. Went to a rave & convinced my buddy to try e (I had done it many times). We got some random grills to go on our shoulders & walked around feeling badass but never made any moves past that. alfalfa as fuck
>>35749615
>has never touched a girl
Just talked to the one by free weights. Will greentext later cuz I'm between sets
>>35749490
this pretty much. I'd either leave my gf or tell her to slim the fuck down
>>35749676
On a scale of 1-10 how much spaghetti did you spill
>>35749355
At the gym? Don't. Just lift, faggot. If they're interested they'll come to you. In fact, not loading them up with nice guy tokens will probably make then notice you more. That and getting some gains instead of socializing.
>>35749615
>mfw when I carried a girl because she I said I was so tall I blocked her view.
Her boyfriend was there.
>>35749689
on mobile, meant for
>>35749651
>captcha: pasta or noodles
>>35749729
>>35749355
You take a viagra with your pre workout
>>35749689
AAbout 2/10
Lat pulldowns
Doing 2 plate+35
Finish set but only unrack a plate+35
So it's loaded with a plate
I don't unrack it all cuz it was loaded with a plate+35 when I got to it so I was mad at slobbish people
Do the machine next to it and she walked over to the lat pullpown and stares at it
Immediately get it and walk to her and ask if she'd like me to unrack the 45s
She says no thanks I think I can do it
I do a double take and look at the weight again and say Damn that's impressive
Tell her okay let me know if you'd like me to unrack it
She says ok and we do sets next to each other>>35749355
every woman i've ever talked to about the topic of the gym has told me that it's creepy as fuck when guys approach them. the gym is just the wrong place for it. it's some combination of them not feeling pretty (because they're sweaty and shit) and feeling like you're coming at them in the moment that they're most fatigued - the wrong body language might make them feel like you're preying on them.
try to be a decent non-sociopathic human being. if someone's giving you looks, smile back but keep working out and doing your shit. make her approach you.
if you really want to be forward, go for a run on a treadmill next to a cute girl. that's really the only way you'll get a few uninterrupted minutes near her, and if she doesn't strike up conversation with you at that point, then she doesn't want you to at all.
>>35749808
good job, you probably didn't come across like a serial rapist
>>35749842
There's a little more like she smiled and thanked me when I said it was impressive. I just didn't want her to think I was a slob for leaving the weights. I have her an opening to talk to me and she didn't so I didn't push it
Now we have a petit Asian girl doing revers leg lifts while looking at herself for the past 15+ minutes
>>35749891
petite girls are the best regardless of race
>>35749891
IG who're. Has makeup done and everything. Late 20's
>>35749961
nothing wrong with whores
id go as far s to say i appreciate whores, they're doing gods work
Oh shit first cutie from the free weights is still here. Just caught her looking at me from the mirror. She's on the cycle machine. The one I had an encounter with on the lat pull down machine
>>35750134
just go tell her you want to go for coffee and ask for her number, but you must leave the gym afterwards, no matter what she says, its awkward to hang out afterwards.
>>35750161
No way. Here's the plan.
I'm gonna leave and acknowledge her as I'm leaving. Gonna half wave bye or something. Then Imma hang around outside clearly in her vision to see if she leaves as well .It's a small gym so she'll see me
>>35750224
no thats stupid
just go ask her out as you leave, your talking to a girl not planning some tactical espionage action
>>35749816
This.
Sorry boys, but I don't think it can be pulled off
>>35750267
its possible just extremely improbable i think
i mean i met a girl at Service Ontario before sometimes it happens in unexpected places
>>35749816
I've yet to be asked for my number at the gym, but I don't mind guys approaching me at all. They don't cold approach, but after seeing each other a few times, with eye contact and smiles, we now small talk. It's all about context. I don't wear headphones and I have open body language and make eye contact. If a woman is wearing headphones, with her head down then yeah, don't approach. I kind of wish online dating wasn't a thing because I wish I could meet people in real life and build up to asking out rather than the sterile space of online dating.
>>35749729
Most likely a beta male or gay friend
>>35750284
Still, even my own wife is super insecure until after she gets home and gets a shower.
It's a shame. An in shape girl is so hot when working out.
Also, I'm convinced my wife goes to the gym just to cock block me, which as I've stated above, is pointless because I'm not exactly swimming in pussy there.
Fu k it didn't work. I smile and said have a good night and she said thanks you too. She was in between sets I guess or just sitting.
then some douche pt guy approached her and started chatting her up about diet and shit. I waited outside for about 5 minutes and they were still chatting.
Oh well. I tried and got some experience. I'm optimistic for the future. Remember lads. Slow and steady, but assertive
>>35750396
yeah i see why. I keep my headphones in and avoid all contact with other when im at the gym and im a dude. The only time ill talk is helps noobs with form, ask if i can work in or if i need to talk to the guy at the desk.
I definitelyget the isolation in the gym, its very calming.
>>35750452
if it makes you feel better shes probably not gonna fuck him either.
abd if hes as douchey as you say she probs liked you more familia
>>35750452
>Fu k it didn't work. I smile and said have a good night and she said thanks you too. She was in between sets I guess or just sitting.
What outcome where you expecting?
>>35750224
>I will tell her I'm leaving and then lurk around a parking lot so I can approach her with few/no witnesses
Perfect approach op. Not creepy or rapey at all
>>35750483
Her to see me outside and coincidentally finish her workout and I'd have an opening to talk to her outside .
Well Mayne I'm hating on the dude. He just looks like a douche. Big muscles xtra small shirt blue tattoos and a swag fag hat
>>35750511
>mfw dudes approach me in a dark parking lot
>>35749355
Take an aerobics class or go to a gymnastics gym. Seriously, vanilla gyms are awful for anything other working out.
In aerobics classes, you can talk to qts before you start and after you're done. In gymnastics places, it's super easy to break the ice by doing something flashy or being there when something flashy is done. Folks tend to be in the mood to socialize after attempting say a back flip.
>>35750511
I live in an affluent city and its well lit outside the gym with chair and tables. There's a lively pizza parlor next door with outside sitting.
It's not weird at all that people sit outside after their workout to catch their breath.
>>35749355
>About to go to the gym. How do I let the cuties know I'm interested?
You don't.
Save the gym for lifting and getting stronger.
Bitches smell desperation from a mile away.
>>35750519
Is this the first time you saw her? Is she a regular? Say hi or acknowledge her next time you see her and work your way up from there.
>>35750625
first time. i just got a membership its my 4th time at the gym. i used to go as a guest last summer but didnt go for about 2 months. its sunday so i know shes dedicated. gyms usually dead on sundays
>>35750650
Then don't sweat it. If you see her again, say hi again, continue until she either blows you off or opens up and talks to you.
>>35750750
this
>>35750759
I'm really really fucking attracted to jewish girls, why is this
>>35751964
they make you that way with modern food/water. now, if you are rich, you will be marry with one, and turn into a jew. if you are poor, you will be alone forever, depressed, killing yourself and not having children.
WHITE GENOCIDE. FIGHT BACK
GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NOW
>>35751992
>tfw black
pretty apathetic about this white genocide tee bee aich
who /ugly gf/ here?
it's honestly pretty nice
>>35749816
My gym has a hundred threadmills.
Taking the one next to a girl when the other 98 are free is creepy as fuck.
>>35752035
they aim for us cause we are the only people who can stop them, like we did through the entire human history.
if we got defeated, you will be nothing than a monkey to them. I mean, at least with us you are a monkey allowed to live with us in our glorious advanced civilzation. they will not allow you that. so choose right my negro friend.
>>35752048
post pic
>>35752079
must be weird being this deluded
>>35752111
said the one who cant admit the superiority of the white race
source: history
>>35752134
cool, what exactly have you accomplished besides being born on the winning team? or is being white all you have to be proud of?
>>35751964
It's very normal to be attracted to Alison Brie
>>35750582
>
that is really creepy dude. do not do it. she'll probably smile and shit but thats because shes nervous and scared that you might try some rapist shit.
>>35752163
Im an educated man, with tech studies, fighting against the true evil of this world: jews and muslims. like my ancestors did, because we are, and always be, the most advanced race, and therefore, the true owners of this planet. and tomorrow, of this solar system. and so on until we find some superior motherfucker race to say otherwise
>>35752222
checked
and you're retarded
>>35752222
>Im an educated man, with tech studies, fighting against the true evil of this world: jews and muslims
so a cs major at some third rate college who shitposts on /pol/ all day, got it. I wonder what you're like in real life lol
>>35752240
>the white man offer argument and reason
>the nigger cant handle it. racial trail activated: insult
the final confirmation, thanks
>>35752282
>one of the three best uni on this country on my matter
>cs major at some third rate college
well, glad you had at least that third rate college, cause sure you are projecting my negro.
>>35749490
I can squat my 50kg gf if she is riding me horseback but I can barely squat 25kg at the gym
ayy lmao
>>35752308
sorry
>so a cs major at some pretty good college who shitposts on /pol/ all day
is that better my educated man
>>35752308
>the nigger cant handle it. racial trail activated: insult
hahaha im white man
>>35749729
nice brah i bet she was grinding on your neck
>>35752343
only if you accept to be my squire in the incoming race war, slaying jews and muslims as we should
>>35752347
>im white
keep trying jew
>>35749355
you train like a man and ignore them, showing that you care about yourself more than pussy.
>>35752334
>I can barely squat 25kg at the gym
>>35752388
my last name is German for stone, man.
just admit you got confused and didn't realize you were talking to 2 different people.
>>35752440
>German for stone
>stein
>Steinberg
I fucking know it, you filthy jew
>>35752508
Lutheran bro
>>35749490
Pfft haha I'll squat you and your gf. You know, since I don't have one of my own and all. Haha...ha...
>>35749355
Run around nervously and act like an anime boy
>>35752552
you'll make it
>>35749355
You need to focus on lifting at the gym
Pick up cuties elsewhere
>>35749816
>Was at the gym last week move bench to power rack to do bench press. Real life girl 7/10 approaches me
>*feel spaghetti tremble in pockets* she must have been using this
>"Hey you look just like my brother" proceeds to pull out phone and shows me photos of a guy who looks like me
>stammer like cretin "oh cool " shuffle away to do my sets
What was I supposed to do /fit/?
Did she want the d?
>>35752663
>namefaging
>>35753105
In your defense that's a weird as fuckall opener... Only thing you possibly could have said was "looks like a swell guy, what's your name?" And hoped she started with something less autistic after introducing herself. Bitches man, not even n+1 times.
>>35749550
Good places to approach people at the gym:
The sauna
The side of the swimming pool while waiting
Waiting areas
Bad places to approach people at the gym:
Any place where the person is actually working out
Any occasion during which the person is heading to the next exercise
>>35749816
>Men shouldn't approach women in the gym because feminism teaches that men are rapists!
>It's only okay if sweet, innocent women who aren't evil men do the approaching!
>try to be a decent non-sociopathic human being
How about you try following your own advice, you sexist piece of shit.
>>35749355
I think she's pregnant
this thread is full of fedora faggots how think women are some untouchable, holy creatures
>>35749355
Go to the gym to lift.
Go to the bar for cuties.
>>35749676
>Not getting rip for carrying your gf
DYEL?
