Would you study at the Blaha School of Economics?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6t88IsdOc0
Why does he try to have an intellectual argument about his fake military persona? do his fans actually believe this guy finished High School?
>>35743848
Blaha is the embodiment of /fit/.
Anytime someone lifts more than him, he shouts FRAUD.
He is the message board bad ass.
He plows more vagina than you.
Has cooler guns than you.
Had a cooler job than you.
At this point he believes his own bullshit, so he can't be lying.
>>35743848
I really don't follow this dude closely but every time I see his videos, he is feuding with some other youtube channel. what the fuck?
>>35743848
Man I don't mind some guy owning a gun or whatever but this military LARPing is some cringy shit. Dude would benefit from some serious psychological help.
>>35743848
delete this
>>35743991
Attention whoring, or ''marketing'', as he calls it.
>>35744026
I think like people like this are fucking cowards. It's so over the top considering how safe the area of the world he lives in is
Lmao why can't his reason for having guns be "i like guns" most gun enthusiasts instead of putting on all his surplus army gear
>>35743929
I don't see how that is like /fit/
I see /fit/ primarily mirin and being full of beta's who realize how shit they are.
>>35744135
I did sort of suspect this was a subtle gun politics thread, but I'm not going to get baited into going into some huge debate about it. I know this term gets used a lot, but you honestly sound like you're projecting anon.
>>35744171
Projecting what? Do you even know what it means?
>carries around a gun
>I'll kill anyone who takes a swing at me
>tries to break up a fight
>gets his ass beat and a black eye
>>35743991
Trying to stir up drama to get more views and thus more money from YouTube.
>>35744163
It's all a facade.
>>35744191
Yes, I see this a lot with people who flip out about guns. They usually say stuff like coward, small penis, unmanly etc. It comes across as projecting their own insecurity (about masculinity) on to others who happen to like something they don't like. I don't even own any guns, but I think it's pretty stupid and childish.
Honestly, what do you think this guy suffers from besides autism?
He genuinely thinks that people are going to believe that he was employed by the government as a top-secret spy / assassin / mercenary and yet he's a bumbling retard.
Just listen to how he pronounces "Schellenschlager" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCifFiy2RFI
Any grown up can tell that Schellenschlager =/= Schellenschlinger
>>35744171
If you don't cringe watching Blaha larp an d jerk off as some wanna be soldier while carrying such a tough guy persona then you may have more in common with him than you'd like..
>>35744248
Reading comprehension issues? My very first post was me complaining about his LARPing bullshit >>35744026 I just don't think it's fair to paint all people who enjoy guns with the same brush.
>>35743848
Actually every dumbass can get a bachelor nowadays.
>>35744198
>>tries to break up a fight
>>gets his ass beat and a black eye
and thats why the wimp has to carry a gun all the time ?
>>35744208
Realizing how shit you are is not a facade, it's a persons true face. We all to some degree realize our faults.
Most of us are here because we are trying to then do something about it instead of "accepting" it.
>>35744226
I honestly think preppers and these people claiming to be training with tacticool gear against whatever the threat of the month is are cowards. I mean this shit is a lifestyle
That is if their claim of it being for protection and not a hobby/fantasy is actually true which I doubt
>>35743848
he's never served in the military, and he's never killed anyone (unless unintentionally, like in an automobile accident)
How do I know? Well, for starters, look at the way he's holding his weapon. in OP's picture
>>35744306
I think that's a more fair opinion, but at the same time I wouldn't lump someone who keeps one on their person or in their house for protection in with the "prepper" crowd. Preppers are serious nuts though. If you want to "prep", make sure you have fire extinguishers, carbon monoxide and smoke alarms installed before you buy a 3000 dollar AR and 5000 rounds of ammunition.
>>35744316
>he's never served in the military
most gun nuts haven't
Why are his arms so tiny? Maybe he should've taken some creatine instead of jerking off to firearms.
>>35744198
>tries to break up a fight
>gets his ass beat and a black eye
I call bullshit on that one. source of I won't believe you that some random guy was able to take down Blaha. He was a intelligence soldier for years and can probably kill a bear with his hands because of his superior training and strength.
>>35744455
He even admits and has a black eye in some vids. This guy went on and on saying he'd kill anyone but a drunk overpowered him in a fight
>>35744316
he trained at the farm you filthy goy
he even said so himself
Ok can we talk about something useful in this thread. I started lifting for real for the first time a month ago, and I was recommended Jason's ice cream fitness, which is basically a 5x5 with some accessory work. Then I come here and it seems like everyone hates him. Is the program alright or is it busted too? Is there a better program for beginners? My only goal is bodybuilding. Drop some knowledge on me you useless faggots.
https://www.muscleandstrength.com/workouts/jason-blaha-ice-cream-fitness-5x5-novice-workout
>>35744492
>I want to look good
>better 5x5 squat every session
>>35744492
>>35744492
the program is good for beginners , Blaha gives sound lifting advice just the guys ego and persona is just stupid
>>35744561
>Blaha
>sound lifting advice
kek
jason is an autist who has autistic hobbies. he has a decent amount of knowledge though and im sorry to say that he is right about most stuff. im also glad that there is somebody calling out all the fake natties and shills on youtube.
>>35744492
He stole the program from Strong Lifts & Reg Parks.
Pretty much any program will work for a novice, most important thing is you learn how to perform the lifts properly.
He steals & plagiarizes all his info.
>>35744492
He's a fat stupid faggot with no success under his belt whatsoever (except a following of ignorant Redditors). I'd follow a program that has good research behind it, or at least came from a high performing athlete. If you're satisfied listening to this fat piece of shit though, go ahead.
>>35744502
What's wrong with squats man. I don't mind spending time in the gym, and every program has them. Seems to be a fundamental.
>>35744556
Finally some advice. Thanks homie I'll check out some of these.
>>35744634
Honestly my only trouble so far is lower back pain from I think squats or deadlifts. I've watched a million videos online but I'm not sure how I fuck it up. Back is sore for a week now, think I pulled something.
>>35744671
Recommendations? I'm just here for opinions mang.
>>35744556
Is that the candito linear program? What makes it the best? Just trying to not be a total retard at the gym.
http://www.powerliftingtowin.com/candito-linear-program/
>>35744556
ICF 5x5 is meant for size and strength.
Blaha 1
You 0
>>35744556
Is that the candito linear program? What makes it the best? Just trying to not be a total retard at the gym.
http://www.powerliftingtowin.com/candito-linear-program/
>>35745172
>Blaha
>size
Lmao, you're joking right? The guys body is pathetic
>>35745417
A fat doctor can still tell you that I sing weight is healthy. You don't have to be a Mr. O to make a program that makes sense, especially for a beginner. I'm the kid who was asking, do lmk if there's a better one.
>>35745473
The man is on test and has some of the shittiest arms and body of any roider I've seen despite his age. I wouldn't trust any program from a fat autist.
>>35744056
Why? Angry at someone exposing Blaha for the retard he is?
>>35745531
To be honest after I saw his body I had my doubts about the program, but I'm just a beginner and it doesn't take a genius to make a beginner program. I dunno I heard it was a good intro to bodybuilding. Sounds like more people like candito linear program? Is that better? Obviously I'm having good results so far on ice cream but I think that's just noob gains which are unstoppable.
>>35745660
then you'll be sorely disappointed when i tell you ICF is literally SS with a bunch of useless assistance lifts you don't need.
jason blahaha is a fucking joke, just like his body and his life.
Hi guys Jason Blaha here. I have severe psychological issues & abuse animals because I don't get enough attention.
kek i love his autistic videos
>>35745701
I know that but ss was another program I saw recommended. The biggest criticism I saw was that it'll build you big thighs and glutes but not upper body. Is that fair? I'll admit I am only working out to look good at the beach, so I mostly need upper body but I don't want to skip legs entirely and look unbalanced.
>>35745808
It's not SS but SL and you will get neither aesthetic nor strong from doing it. If you want strength go for Powerlifting to Win's novice program. If you want aethetics start on a PPL routine and do your 5x5 as a pyramid.
>>35744376
Who cares? Being a Emil doesn't mean you have more right to own a gun than anyone else. Any TRUE member of the military who supported FREEDOM would recognize that.
>>35744556
Starting Strenght is THE top tier beginners program
Cadito is cheeseburgers and bloat
Nice tier pic with no explanations. I suggest you go back to reddit
>>35744584
>>35745752
>le autism may may
Hiya reddit!
>>35743848
I think the real cringe here is the guy with the feels profile pic lmao.
And to everyone making fun of Blaha for being psuedo military at least he could fight back and is willing to defend himself somewhat and for that I give him credit
You remember what happens to all those cowardly French men when ISIS attacked? They were too ducked by socialism and believing Islam was peaceful to defend themselves and for that they died.
Survival of the fittest and men like Blaha are on the top of the food chain while Yurocucks are at the bottom.
so this guy makes a 5 minute rant just to say that guns dont depreciate in value ?
ok thanks
>>35745862
hi Jason
> Survival of the fittest and men like Blaha are on the top of the food chain while Yurocucks are at the bottom.
Remember, this is the guy that consistently gets his ass beat because he is white knighting and defending woman. And then turns around every time and says its illegal to conceal carry in a bar so thats why he didn't shoot the other guy.
>>35743848
What a fucking clown...
>>35745947
Im not Jason Blaha
Just a man with common sense
>>35743848
Because buying an external vest for personal use is a good financial decision.
>>35744332
I think the gun and prepper culture draws a lot of autists
>>35743848
1) Odds that the pockets in that vest are filled with Oreos, crackers & Yoohoo.
2) is he wearing the ear protection so he doesn't here his own autistic ramblings?
>>35744332
AR is useless.
Pepper spray / tasers are way more effective in self defense. A simple glock 17 or 19 can solve most shit going on, otherwise just get AA 12 for home protection, but you likely would never have a need for that (unless you live in South Africa or some shit hole where there is almost no police activity). Drawback of guns is that if you shoot someone is that you need to prove you did it out of self defense or you'll get raped by court (and there have been plenty of cases where the victim became the perpetrator and was judged).
You can ever carry a knife (which is what mostly happens in Europe) and some knives that are allowed can be extremely lethal. This is what I find pretty weird in EU, you can carry a gurkha kukri but a glock 17 is a no-no.
I don't really see a scenario where an AR is actually that useful besides a hobby or if you want to commit a crime.
>>35745862
Yeh but Blaha's pretending a bit too much. It is reasonable to bann guns or only allow them under very strict regulations. I think it would be better if it were strictly regulated instead of banned entirely, banning guns also works even worse in USA than EU with all the weapons that are going around. EU is also a mess with lots of old AK's leaking into Germany, France Netherlands etc. from eastern European countries. The fall of Soviet Union contributed greatly to this as well, it's pretty easy to actually get an AK in one of these countries. Glocks are even easier since a lot of police depots got robbed over time for their glocks ( glock 17 OR glock 19 is used as the police's main gun ) and now they are being sold illegally by many.
>>35745808
>>35745835
If you're a beginner first work on your balance stability posture and general strength conditioning before you do a linear progression program. Discussing something with a sports coach or a physio will be a great way to get into the starting strength program (IF of course you speak to a competent physio / coach otherwise you'll be wasting time).
Working out to look good at beach only will give you a lot of drawbacks. Anyway you're going to do whatever you want anyway lel.
>20 dollar profit on a 520 dollar investment
LOL
>>35747164
Well I'm not sure I need that, I'll give a little more info and you can tell me what you think. Before this last month of barbell I did about three months of random dumbbell and bodyweight shit, and I'm in great cardio shape, I was running 10 miles a day before I started cutting back to focus on lifting gains. I'm 5'10 150 lbs, 28 years. Right now I bench 155, squat 195, and can do 18 chin ups. I'm just new to barbells, only been doing that for a month.
>>35747131
Holy CoD fagging Christ. This has to be bait. You know less than jack shit about firearms so kindly stay the fuck out of conversations regarding them in the future. Like literally anyone who has breathed air in the same room as a firearm saw your post and thought, "holy shit what a faggot".
1. Implying any statistics or even basic common sense backs up the statement that a fucking taser is more effective in a self defense situation than a gun.
2. Taking the time to distinguish between a glock 19 and 17 implying there is any difference between the two other than an inch of barrel length.
3. Naming a specific gun instead of just saying semi auto handgun, handgun, 9mm etc as if all black handguns were glocks.
4. Saying to get an aa12 which literally is not available to the public in any fashion and your only experience with it is in vidya.
5. "Not seeing a scenario In which an ar15 is useful" when it's been carried as a primary gun in every major conflict by the U.S. since the end of vietnam.
Boy you make Blaha look Mensa level.
>>35747501
> Boy you make Blaha look Mensa level.
Thanks Anon, you made my day.
>>35743848
>there are women on this planet willing to let him stick his dick inside them
I will never understand females.
>>35747570
That is sooo sad in sooo many levels...
>>35747940
Well if he's lying that's just sad, if it's true that might be why he's retarded.
>>35747131
your retarded as fuck, self defense is pretty easy to prove especially in the south. i live in a castle doctrine state meaning that if someone is on your property your good to go.
>AR is useless
what
>AA12
just stop.
>>35744142
There are shooting competitions that require you carry all your equipment with you at all times, and milsurp gear works well for that. The Trooper class of three gun competitions, for example.
>>35746313
What are you doing posting in an egyptian camel trading forum jason?
Shouldn't you be giving your girl "dick, twice a day"?
Blaha legitimately is on the autism spectrum. I used to defend the guy as I thought despite the haters and fact he doesn't look like a fitness expert, he was in fact a good coach (my best coaches at school always looked like fat old men ).
But he's not. He sucks dick. He made a genuinely good routine in ICF. But it's just an old skool bodybuilder full body routine which he figured out was better before everyone natty realised splits suck and got out there soon enough. His latest rants are a joke especially with acting like an Internet tough guy. He's like a stereotypical Donald Trump supporter. Useless, fat, ugly, lazy good for nothing, white trash.
>>35747896
>woman?
Borderline pre-op tranny maybe.
Blaha came to England and was a fucking tax & welfare leach after all the bullshit he spews about how much of a man he is. The guy is a tool. Anyone who supports him is human garbage.
>>35748115
That looks so forced and awkward it isn't even funny.
>>35748115
Her face looks so rigid & stiff. Trying not to inhale and Blaha germs.
>>35748115
He is right thou...his tits are bigger than 'hers'.
>>35748115
-cringe-
>>35748103
Go back to reddit nigger
This is now a BLAHA BULGE thread. Post you bulges.
Pls post more Blaha autism I'm crying
>>35748259
What bulge?
....
wft is wrong with this faggot? his post about his gf read like greentext stories.
>>35748228
Go sleep Jason you a have a meeting in the morning with your lawyers as Layne Norton is fucking you up the ass like a good little fuccboi again in court.
>>35743848
Ok even a fucking pog ass cook or gas pumper inna army knows about muzzle awareness. This fat slob is such a poseur.
>>35748259
Blaha is alpha as fuck. Posting his bulge for all to see
Anyone remember when Blaha said he scored 3rd deviation on the Stanford-Binet test, but spelled it all wrong?
We now know why he had that blanket bulge.
>>35748259
Whenever I see this pic I wanna cuddle that Bagpuss
>>35748488
He deletes posts that a lot of people make fun off. Go try it on his FB. It's funny as fuck. One time someone asked him what he would do if he saw Layne Norton at a show. Blaha said like two Knights of old on a battlefield he would not bow or seem meek but stand his ground and show no fear.. Pmsl. He's every bad stereotype of Americans from redneck and red states there is. Rofl.
This guy is insane. I genuinely believe it. I saw him here and watched some of his videos and I'm sure he has an actual mental disorder. He claims:
>To have suffer a disease that removes all sense of balance. Despite this he overcame and mastered two martial arts (never mentioned which afaik) and some how this was overlooked when he was recruited in to mercenary school.
>Has claimed to have a degree in both nutrition and exercise science at various points somehow making time for this between being in the CIA and blowing up drug lords.
>Claims to have been <5% body fat at some point though never having shown us an evidence of this. He also constantly posts videos about good athletes who are not shredded to justify the fact he is never lean.
>Tells us how bad the supplement industry is before getting an affiliation to Tiger Fitness only to lose it when he criticizes one of their products and refuses to show to a debate on it unless he can shoot and kill people at the expo.
>Claims to have been molested by his aunt and uncle and suffer from serious PTSD and yet somehow holds a concealed carry license in the state of Texas.
There are constant inconsistencies in his statements video to video which is really odd to me. He seems somewhat knowledgeable on fitness and such and yet feels the need to inject all this fabrication about how much of a badass he is.
>>35743848
I honestly find him hilarious. He also does put out some good advice once in awhile.
>>35748643
If this is sub 5% bf, then we all must be below 10% , Shit I might as well be 0.003% bf
>>35748643
This can all be explained by the fact the Blaha has the world's smallest penis.
>>35745531
Thanks, I thought I was the only one who cringed whenever he "gave a bicep shot" before he goes.
I've even read people say he has impressive biceps. Maybe it's Blaha samefagging on fit. Wouldn't be surprised.
>>35744232
I think he's just immature and has low self esteem.
His low self esteem leads him to take everything personal and try to act badass while his immature mind leads him to think being a CIA will gain him the respect, he lacks for his shortcomings.
>>35744455
Blaha pls go
>>35744279
But for real, this guy would fail a biology HS test.
I've heard him make mistakes in basic biology stuff multiple times and we're talking about a guy who claims to be an expert in all of this.
He even believes blood cells are actual cells
>>35750663
He just rereads old Muscle Media 2000 articles & early T-Nation articles. Then presents it as his own theory.
>>35750705
>uses 'we' when discussing research
>"we don't know why x does y"
fuck off blaha, you're not apart of the 'we'. you're a bystander soaking up fitness articles and reproducing it for a casual audience
>>35743848
Why are we giving this guy views. He's so fucking retarded... I literally can't think of words to describe him, or how he's relevant.
>>35750898
I hate it when blaha does not research enough or has wrong understanding of a topic and says that the scientific community "doesn't know yet" when his stupid doubts can be found in basic biology or my and physiology books. But tho I hate to admit he does know more than the average fitness youtuber like chris jones, chris guzman, matt ogus etc.
>>35750961
there's an upside to this, unlike v gains and jewbliner if he gets enough dislikes he deletes the video, thus loses money and we lower his self esteem bit by bit, hopefully if we do this enough times he'll an hero and shot himself with his multiple rifles.
>>35743929
That's not like /fit/ at all
>>35751143
some points are
>>35743848
his voice is very relaxing
>>35751119
we don't need another elliot Rodgers anon
>>35751119
this is a good idea
>>35752833
why not?
>>35743848
I think he is an idiot. Supplements are usually scams, however, if you are careful, investing in your health is a good idea. But if spent less than 20 hours deciding on a supplement you are relying on pure luck.
Blaha's argument would also apply to good food.
how can anyone possibly remotely take this guy seriously is beyond my understanding. i would be seriously interested in an idepth study of this phenomenon
>>35754140
it amazes me how his fan in the comment section even defend his autism
>>35743848
this dude is getting just crazier everytime i see hes videos, whats up with gun and shit? is this the american fitness?
>>35743848
Never listened to this embarrassing looking fella before, but he has an enjoyable voice, despite the content. What's his appeal?
His ICF routine is pretty good, but that's the only reason I like him.
Plus, his "secret to gaining muscle mass" video should be required watching for any novice lifter, though it only says what anyone sensible online will tell you.
I don't follow/watch any of his other stuff, but it does seem a little nuts.
>>35743848
cute
his shiny tacticool vest fresh outta the wraps made in china doesn't make him seem like a autistic try hard at all family
>>35744556
this list is bait
>Candito
made for powerlifting, has retarded variations on the main lifts for 'control day'
>PTW
made for powerfats
>Greyskull LP
pussy version of SS
>Starting Strength
centaur mode activate
low volume
power cleans are shit
>SL
>ICF
>Reg Park
these are GOAT for beginners
>>35744634
>steal
he says in the video that it's literally SL + accessories (arms and core)
he made for free if anyone wanna use it
it's not some 60 usd e-book
>>35748115
Blaha is the Genova of powerlifting.
>>35743848
I feel sorry for him now more than anything.
He really isnt getting anywhere with this youtube shit. He talks about adding subscribers and getting more views, but he's going about it like the guy that tries to become a millionaire by making 100 then 1000 then 10000 then 100000 dollars etc until he makes it. All that happens is you get old and you burn out.
Surely he knows in the back of his mind that he has none of the attributes to really be sucessful as a fitness blogger.
He isnt entertaining except when he's acting like a retard, he isnt inspiring or really likeable enough. Add all this on top of him being an old fat fuck that no one wants to be like. People like fitness bloggers first and formost because they aspire to be like them.
All he really does now is offer spectacle and even that is mediocre.
Guy cant even afford a decent space to do his videos in. Whos appartment door leads directly into their living room except in large cities which he doesnt live in?
>>35756521
He live in his sister's house, its a walkout basement. So he basically is a basement forum troll. His sister has her shit together and makes good money. He's a charity case, a family moocher.
>>35754140
Anyone can convinvingly make themselves out to be someone theyre not online.
>>35756571
This is just sad.
Now it makes me think of the old merc he bought that he though people would think is cool, all the money he's wasted on guns for protection becasue he thinks he's a high profile person or some shit. Asking for thousands of dollars to debate the benifits of supplements with people he calls shills even though he's far from qualified to give advice on them himself.
In a lot of ways he's doing exactly what Rich Piana does and is imitating what its like to have a great life and be a sucessful person.
>>35748156
That fucking pic just wrecks him.
