Not technically BBTD 20 but it basically is:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwgsHYPZ654
>>35741573
>How many motherfucking scoops
>20
>>35741573
That doesn't count as a meal. Just a yummy fucking snack. Best case fucking scenario.
DON'T COUNT IT. GODDAMNIT.
Damn he looks worse in every video
>>35741573
why does the sound quality of the intro get worse every vid.
>>35741731
Fuck you talking about? He looking good in this one? Skins looks vibrant, he seems more comfortable even
>>35741743
I think he lost the original on his old computer which broke at the beginning of this series and he's using a rip from a low res video of his. The guy isn't a computer genius but he's still getting a lot of videos out there and they're well edited.
at least i don't fucking look like a cloud bitch
how many carbs is this 60 or 40 babe
yup
>>35741573
Why didn't he buy her the redvelvet? Why doesn't he answer her question about the pink gym? I bet Sara feels lonely.
>>35741852
He don't seem to care that much about other people, his deep insecurities is affecting his ability to connect with other socially.
>>35741860
I think you've described most of /fit/ there desu famalam
>>35741860
kill yourself he loves sara god dammit
>>35741852
yep
>>35741852
sara needs to educate herself on red velvet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWH7stxmI_8
>>35741852
Rich is the alpha male.
He needs to be assertive on Sara and not let her get what she wants all the time.
This makes her like Rich more
>>35741573
Guys, let's put our heads together and think of ways to help Rich achieve his mass gain in true 5% style. I'll start:
1. He can get surgical plates put in but ask them to made of lead instead of titanium.
2. He can grow his toenails and stick small weight to the underside of them.
3. Get dental work and use high gold alloys to add mass to his teeth.
Any more ideas?
>>35741829
He's holding the box with the nutrition label in his hand but is still not sure
>tfw you can't read human language
>>35741988
4. You can go back to reddit
>>35741860
lmao this post stop projecting
I really hope after BBTD Sara does a series, I like her i don't care personality.
>>35742061
She is man. She announced it on instagram a couple of days ago you can check it out
Where the fuck are my rice krispies at!?
Bunch of ugly fuckers in that 5% line
Going to the expo today how do we spot each other?
Fuck off east coasters and calipoors
>>35742112
all the interesting comments are down voted are hidden as well.
So everywhere you go the only comments are "systemic racism" and "man made global warming". It takes 10 mins to go to the interesting downvoted comments.
>>35741573
Dat hickey lel
Man, it's nice to see Rich doing so well at the expo. I hope he manages to change bodybuilding like he aspires to.
>>35742112
>>35742131
>unironically coming to 4chan to complain about your shitty website
please fuck off
>>35742141
It's a tattoo
watching that expo footage really effected me
>tfw you will never be so big crowds of people are lining up to see you
>tfw even if i roided and dedicated myself i would never get that same result because im 5'6 manlet
suicide when
>>35742281
Aspire to look like babo or Danny Keane instead
>feeder workouts
>just go to bed after
>no sex no nothing
so hes telling me that he hasnt banged sara for a month
so, are there no faggots here that actually went to meet him at the expo?
yep
>>35741573
>tfw sara's sole purpose in life is to do everything richie tells her to do
Does anyone else feels sad for her
Like of course when/if (he's a mutant, he may be immortal) he dies she'll get at least half I imagine but she looks/sounds like she'd be hopeless without him
Like he pays for literally everything she does nothing
>im not taking in any protein
>just carbs
BUSTED
>>35742340
That doesn't even count
>>35741573
> A mutant really did show up at the end
>5:42
YOOM YOOM
NOW I WANT GOD DAMNIT
my flanks
>>35742340
Just cos it says protein on the motherfuckin' packet doesn't mean there's any goddamn protein in it. There probably is but I'm not gonna count that shit cos there might not be, right babe?
https://youtu.be/UwgsHYPZ654?t=3m45s
porn addicts @ 3:50
>>35742375
YUP
U
P
>trying to cut
>watching this series
JUST
>>35742388
Why cut? You're gonna look small after your cut
Get big brah
>>35742388
I know that feel, can't wait to rewatch them and bulk!
>>35742388
Feeling these feels, goddamnit
>sara doesnt like cherry poptarts
>rich buys them anyway
WHAT AN ABSOLUTE MADMAN
I want to see more shopping videos with Rich and Sara Goddamit!
>>35742418
>tfw being human
>>35742452
>Sara repeatedly asks Rich to get red velvet pop tarts and says they're her favourite
>He doesn't get them
ABSOLUTE MADMUTANT
>>35742112
Doesnt mean you should come here reddit boi. Nobody wants you just kill yourself
>>35742529
>asks rich to get the green oatmeal bars
>rich doesnt
she doesnt have her own money?
Leaving humanity behind gives you the mires
>>35742388
>>35742429
i officially failed my cut last week because of the series
>>35741573
What a sperg. Leaving everything wrongly placed at the supermarket. His parents never taught him to clean after himself.
one night you might
>>35742382
it's piss!
>>35742625
look at her just eyeing that deep dick pizza
>tfw you will never be that big
>>35742660
you never officially fail a cut
just start again
i had 9000 calories on friday and now im back to where i was on thursday
>>35742688
>9000 calories
What did you eat anon?
>>35742243
A tattoo of a hickey...?
Rich Piana (born in Northridge, California)[citation needed] is an American fitness personality and bodybuilder. He has a company, Rich Piana 5% Nutrition, that sells socks stuffed with walnuts, supplements and clothing.[1] He was a Mr. California title holder.[2] Rich also regularly makes videos for YouTube informing the general public about health, fitness, and steroids. He currently resides in California with his wife Sara Piano. Rich is a departure from the traditional bodybuilding culture as he openly admits his use of steroids. As well as his past use of injectable fillers like Synthol(For bodybuilding) and PMMA(To fix a muscle deformity).
>>35742714
He's had that lips tattoo for a long time now but looks like it's fading away more and more.
Yep.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fq53OvdYzXE
was he still a human in this video?
>>35742418
>TFW you dont want to be filmed right now because of insecurities
>TFW you realise these people dont even recognize you and will forget you by the time they're out of the door
>TFW i'm nothing but an NPC in someone elses glorious life
>>35742696
it was a cheat day anon
i ate everything in sight
couple plates of stir fry
couple sausages
pizza was 1200
couple protein shakes
box of oatmeal cream pies was like 2000 calories
ben and jerrys is 1100
beers
kraken
pasta was 900 calories
other shit to
>>35741852
I think rich might be abusing her when we're not looking...
>>35742784
i quick added most of the calories
>>35742771
he was still allowed to compete with humans back then so i guess so
>>35742798
>Coors
my nigga
>>35742774
I did not ask for these feels.
20:30 redhead was mirin hard
>>35742112
>i cant even call people niggers without getting shunned
>fucking normalfags
>>35742805
>>35742798
>Coors
>>35742867
B U S T E D
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>>35742336
He probably only married her for the purpose of citizenship, so that she didn't have to go back to Iceland. I'm pretty sure he has all kinds of prenups etc.
>>35742867
BUD LIGHT WONT MAY ME NOTHIN
>>35742917
>Bud Light
>>35741759
Breh its just a fucking meme
>>35742917
>Bud-Light
>all those sluts hoping for a good stuffing by Affluent Trombone
His fucking wife is saying gaddamit now HAHAHAHA
>>35741573
sara is so cute, when will it be mine turn
>>35742009
sorry m8 u must have me confused with yourself.
>>35741573
What's the channel that does the short funny compilations?
>>35741875
kek
>>35741573
>no protein
>adds protein oats
>>35741860
Hung out with this guy a fit expo here in the UK for a week 2013 or 2014 and this is utter bullshit.
He cares so much about other people it's a bit much to be honest and it's because he's a big guy and people don't take him seriously sometimes/respect him you can see (in person) he actually goes overboard to be nice to people, spend time with them and do stuff for them.
>>35743144
he sounds like a cool cat desu, he's just expressing everything wrong
>>35743144
Sounds like a nice guy.
>>35743019
One day you may, but only if you, like only the 5%, are wiling to do WHATEVER IT TAKES C'MON
>>35742774
Fucking KEKd
>>35742774
>NPC
>>35742774
man what the fuck
20:48 5% grill checking our rich piano
who else here feeder workouts on a cut?
>>35741573
>"manipulating the body through science"
>>35742674
I have no time for this goddamnit
right babe?
HA HA HA HA
>>35744057
yup yup yup god damn it
>>35742045
>posts his opinion
>hurr durr must be projecting
Go back to leddit arm chair psychologist
>>35741731
>>35742925
But its literally not funny at all, its just annoying.
>>35741994
Officially left humanity behind
I got my driver's exam coming up (Got busted for a DUI some years back and have to retake it), do you know if it's explicitly stated anywhere in the law that you have to drive with both hands on the wheel, or anything at all about snacking while driving?
Say, if one were to eat a cookie while steering with ones knees, think they might protest that?
>>35744485
Depends if you're counting it as a meal or not.
>>35744485
yep
>>35744512
Reckon it's worth losing my shot at getting my license back for another 6 months for gettiing busted with a tub of New York Super Fudge Chunk?
>>35744629
Or Cinnamon Buns?
>>35743471
She looks like one of those chicks you see at black metal concerts but still somewhat hot
"ITS JUST COOKIE CUTTER SHIT"
-Sarah Paina January 24th, 2016
Holy shit. Big Lenny, you made it.
>>35741852
What if he drove her to the pink gym and bought her two boxes of the red velvet Poptards after the camera was turned off?
NEW EPISODE OF /RBTD/ IS HERE:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsXPYTafaRY
>>35744946
cookies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLHZqgoSx-4
>>35745407
yep
RIGHT BABE?
I
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B
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B
E
?
>>35742353
that guy needs to get a life
it's not the first time i see this idiot
>>35741573
So anyone going to the expo or have been to the expo? that would be awesome to have someone from here who witnessed how it is to leave humanity behind.
>>35742583
I came from Reddit , u can't do shit about fuckn dyel
>>35741573
When he bends down and his arm curls up without the bicep activating.. you can see the unnatural scar tissue bulges.. terrible
>>35741573
This is not a part of the human anatomy
>>35747079
which timeframe in vid?
>>35744354
>>35747190
kek
>>35741573
how did i miss this reeeeeeeeee
i was craving a piano man video for days
>>35747129
>human anatomy
>piano man
When sarah said
>god damm it
>made my day
>she sounds cute with that accent
god damm it
when does rich decide that its time to switch to a decent camera?
Saras iPhone just isnt enough for such a big channel
>>35747512
Syndicate has a 1million+ sub vlogging channel that he uses his phone for. It's all a matter of phone age and equipment you use with it
>>35747572
well idk its jus ta lot of movement and the phone spazzes out in pretty much every video he puts out
at least during the BBDT series. Its fine when hes just sitting there talking.
>>35744946
>>35747611
>>35747512
You can see that they use a camera in at least one of the BBTD videos, in the mirrors in the gym.
>>35747611
What about night scenes where video switches to fucking 5 FPS...
>>35747676
yeah thats the worst i think that happens when Sara zooms
>ALL THESE PEOPLE AT THE EXPO
>LINE IS LONG AS FUCK
>LOTS OF 5%ER GEAR AND KILL IT HATS
>MFW THE MEMES BECOME REAL LIFE
>>35742878
who/what did the boyfriend sleep with?
>>35741852
>greencard
I said it.
>>35747740
>>35747704
What's that brah, you don't have your 5% hat yet?
I wanted the white-on-black one, but couldn't get it from my local 5% salesman, so I had to settle for the blackout one.
I bet you couldn't even tell me your favourite flavour of Ben & Jerry's or ALLDAYUMAY.
>>35747621
>being this new
>>35745242
kek thats so fucking good
>>35741852
Eyupp
YEAHHH C'MONNN, 5% !!! 5% TILL WE DIE !! LOVE THIS SHIT KILL THIS SHIT
PERHAPS ONE EVENING YOU COULD JUST DO
>>35748254
LOVE IT
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KILL IT
>>35748413
Fuck it didn't work
I use to see pics of him on here all the time and think what a wanker but since I started watching his videos I love this guy. No homo
New captcha pics the grids with street sign.
>>35741573
>all those dyels in line
Why the fuck are you even at a bodybuilding expo is you don't lift?
>>35747771
Is that Sara in the billboard behind?
>fucking mirin if it is
>>35748856
no way thats Sara lol
it says "PREMIUM ATHLETIC"
>>35748868
Money's money
>whatever it takes
>>35741994
>the human language
>English
Attaboy
>>35741573
what is that song that starts at 18:58? I hear it in like every video
>>35749463
Avenged Sevenscoop - Seize The Whey
>>35742834
R/bodybuilding pls go
Does anyone else think that his marriage is fucking doomed?
>>35750342
yup
Anyone notice how sara seems to be more comfortable and talks more? Happy for her desu and that cookie cutter thing she said, the way she said it really makes it seem like she cares about fitness
>busted
Why do people want to meet him irl? Half the people in the line were dyel the others just looked fat. Is this an american thing where meeting "celebs" is important?
>>35750722
people go to the expo for various reasons
business, entertainment, to buy stuff etc
meeting him is just an icing on the cake
but uh i dont get this shit either ... i dont care about signatures from anyone and all this stuff makes me cringe
im also not worthy to be seen by a mutant like him .. id have to leave humanity behind first for him to respect me
>>35747771
can't piss no one with hank hill's ass.
>>35749486
Kekd mightily
>>35747512
>>35747611
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icN0nxw04z8
Watch this bro you can actually see Sara holding the camera.
>>35751419
scot looks sooo sooo repulsive
he needs to lose weight and buy a hairpiece
>>35747129
>rich piano
>human
Hes a mutant ya dip
>>35750306
>tfw I spend roughly equal amounts of time on /r/bodybuilding, /fit/ and the misc
>tfw I have no real home
the threads attached to these videos are the hardest i fucking laugh on this website ever
fucking hell
>>35741743
The program they're using is applying sound dampening. It's an algorithm meant to keep loud sounds from blowing out the audio track (like the distortion from a loud car engine) and it's reacting to the loud ass epic music.
>>35741852
It's called being alpha. He straight up told her to grab a box if she wanted it and she was like
>nahhhh
You can't fall for that shit if you want to keep a girl's respect. Even if you marry her.
>>35747129
You can see it in this pic as well >>35742625 it's probably his site enhancement.
>>35741573
When he's loading groceries into the car there are moments where you can see his biceps sag like liquid. It's the first time I've ever felt bad for him... like he really did fuck his arms up. He really did leave humanity behind. Oh well, though. He's still cool and famous and wealthy.
>>35745242
>fuckin egg whites goddamnit
lost it
>>35750735
If I saw him I'd have to preface It by saying hey man I'm not too into bodybuilding, distance running is my sport but I really dig you your company and your videos etc otherwise I'd feel like a twat
>>35741573
"Right, babe?"
>Yep
