>there are people on this board right who can bench more plates than the number of girls they had sex with
What the fuck are you gonna do about it you dumb bitch?
If I could do that I'd be a world record holder. By a lot.
>>35732166
Same
>tfw one pl8 max
>>35732166
6 grills
1.5 plate feelsbadman
>>35732166
Like I want to be stuck on 59 kg bench, you retard.
>>35732166
>tfw 1pl8 bench and virgin
>>35732208
Are you me
>>35732166
Math checks out, I bench two plates
>>35732166
I'd had sex with 3 girls and done some stuff with a few others, and can bench 3 pl8
>7 girls
>lmao1pl8
WELL AT LEAST I'M CAPABLE OF HAVING SEX
>>35732250
I'd rather bench 7pl8 and stay forever virgin desu
>>35732166
what if you can't lift the bar?
>>35732265
But then you wouldn't be able to pass on your superior mutant genes, amigo.
>>35732166
of course I can bench more than 0 plate
>>35732166
It's the same
2
>>35732166
>tfw closing in on 3 pl8
>6 pl8s total will be>then my number
25 girls, but can only bench 250. 10:1 ratio
>>35732185
>>35732223
>tfw i know that feel bro
>>35732506
Spend less time lifting and more time working on critical reading
>>35732607
Reading doesn't get me laid
Do hookers count?
I hit 1pl8 this week feelsokayman
>>35732707
>Do hookers count?
yes
>>35732166
>tfw can't bench 36 plate
>>35732166
>tfw 1,9pl8 bench max.
>7 grills
>2pl8 for reps
>feelsgoodman
>>35732166
>16 grills
>2 pl8 1rm
Lmao
>26 grills
>not even 2 plaet
guess i'll never make it at this rate
>tfw benching more plates than times having intercourse
> tfw 0.5 plates
>tfw turning 24 next week
omw to wizardtown
>>35732166
>0 girls
>1.5 for reps
>2.75 pl8s
>0 girls
>Mfw
>>35732166
>girls
>>35732174
Gto pepe?
>>35732185
feels
>tfw can't bench >20 plates
Why live
Come on man I didn't need this today
>1 girl
>am close to 2pl8 max
So when I finally hit it I have sex with another?
>>35732166
2 grills
2 pl8 (for 1 rep)
>>35732166
>0 grills
>2.5 plate binch
u mirin cunts ?
>>35732166
2 girls
1 plate bench
:D
>one girl
>less than 1pl8
Perfect
i wonder if you cunts are ugly or just retarded. But even uglies can get laid with other uglies.
>>35736300
I've only slept with one girl
I'm 21 and we've been together for 4.5 years so I haven't really needed to sleep around
Like 15 grills
4/3/2/1
>>35732166
0 girls.
0 plates.
OP BTFO
>>35732166
>half a girl plus another half
>bench 1pl8
I'd say this sounds fairly balanced
>>35732166
Do hookers count?
>>35736348
Enjoy having no game when she cucks you and runs away with chad
>virgin
>Can bench 2pl8
One day /fit/
Dead even at 2 and 2.
>2 plates
>1 girl
>2 guys
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>7 girls
>can't even bench 1pl8
I'd rather be a virgin
2.5 pl8 binch
1 grill
>these feels on a saturday night
>why /fit/ why?
>>35736827
he wasn't using a tripcode you fucking newfaggot cunt
>One girl, one hooker, one dude, and a dog licked my dick when I fell asleep once
>2 plates (and change)
>>35732166
>15 grills
>2 plate
Y'all need to stop dickin' around.
>>35736365
brofist
>>35736300
do personality disorders count as retarded?
4 girls
Less than 0.5 pl8
>tfw i just realized how embaressing my lifts are
>tfw no girls i fucked were fat yet im a fatty.
Cancels it out huh.
>tfw bench lmao0pl8 (only benching 85, been lifting 4 months)
>tfw lmao0sex (26 y/o kissless virgin if you don't count strippers (i kissed strippers not have sex with them))
>>35736255
:3 hello its me
>2.5 plate for reps
>virgin
>kissed one girl
>kill me
1 pl8
7 grills
5'8
shits great
>>35732238
Ive also studied abroad. Or two. Hnyughnyughnyughnyug
>>35737087
Lifting 4 months and benching 85? My man, you need to eat/lift/sleep more.
>mfw into dudes
UNLIMITED PLATES
>>35733744
Wew lad
>>35732166
1 plate? Okay
>>35732185
Same here
>>35732166
lol @myself when I go back to count and the number is way above my plates, but way lower than I act like.
it's not hard to bench more than zero plates
>>35732166
That's obvious OP.
After all, even 1pl8 is more than 0.
>>35732185
>>35736827
Clover puts my name on every post
/shrug/
>>35736300
Just socially retarded and boring. Also conversation with most women makes me want to commit ritual suicide after 10-15 minutes.
Do plates in america only come in only one set weight? I dont understand why you guys say plates instead of weight.
>had sex with 1 girl
>bench 1.1111111... plate
>>35732174
pepe, chill the fuck out before i get gondola and his niggas on ur bich ass
>>35732166
Lol Tfw can't bench lmao7pl8 when I eve live
>>35740205
When someone says plate they mean the 45 lb ones because they are all that matters
>>35732166
But 0 isn't bigger than 0
>mfw bench the same amount of kilos as girls I've slept with
>>35742055
You can't even bench the empty bar?
>>35732166
Do guys count?
>no homo
>>35732166
3pl8 bench.
0 girls.
1.5pl8
1.5girl
Okie?
>2 plate
>0
Like a lot of us here though I don't go out and am pretty withdrawn
The other month some girl from my town added me on Facebook and Instagram, she was down for the D, wanted to netflix and chill.. told her I was a virgin and everything and she wanted it even more. Found out she fucked my friend and it disgusted me. Sloots gonna sloot brehs
LMAO 1plate!!!!1!!
I you are really so bad at getting girls that you can do this, please just get a Hooker. For the love of God just do it. I'm 24 and I've got almost 2 girls for every year I've been alive, and I technically paid for 8 of them but whatever still had sex
>>35742055
calisthenics don't count as pounds anon
>>35732166
HAHA JOKES ON YOU, THEY'RE EVEN
>zero for both
>>35732166
>having sex with girls
gross, dude
