I'm not very social and I realize how it's not good to be alone in this world.
>>35698394
are you the owner of a vagina?
If not, then fuck off m8
>>35698394
Don't say anything beyond a simple "sup bro"
I don't even know the names of most of my friends
I lift at home.
>>35698394
be in >london
>>35698432
What do I do now
>>35698422
>are you the owner of a vagina?
nope, I cant even make a joke about owning the vagina of my gf, because >tfw virgin desu
>>35698425
wew lad
>>35698432
am in Germany desu
>>35698445
>am in Germany desu
btw people here are naturaly kinda autistic
and no before you ask, autists among each other dont make good company
>>35698394
>hey, could you spot me
>thanks
next time you see the same person
>hey, can you spot me
>thanks
pretty much any more talking will make you seem like a tryhard faggot with no friends
rinse & repeat and pray for friends
>>35698445
>yo man, you wanna hang out after your session?
that's how i met my best friend
>>35698476
>pretty much any more talking will make you seem like a tryhard faggot with no friends
someone is afraid to go out of his cocon
>>35698479
I dont actually do a lot besides studying and lifting desu. What did you guys do?
>>35698479
gayest thing I've read here
>>35698498
>I dont actually do a lot besides studying and lifting desu. What did you guys do?
Fucked the shit out of him, what did you think?
>>35698534
Really?
>>35698583
majkemi
>wait til you're regular enough that people start saying "alright" to you
>wait til you're known enough that people strike up conversations
>>35698642
>waiting
But what If I want to have fun with the boys sooner?
>>35698394
I don't want to be your friend.
>>35698642
>Wait til you're regular enough that people start saying "alright" to you
>saying "alright" to you
>alright to you
>alright
>alright
>alright
>>35698693
why, mr grumpy?
>>35698724
do people really say alright?
I just do thumbs up
Suggested reading for you OP:
http://www.thegymherald.com/2016/01/the-ultimate-guide-to-self-improvement.html
>>35698479
gayest thing I've read here
>>35698773
thanks bro
>>35698394
Old guy talks to me and a friend sometimes. He has jean shorts and overhears us talking about games.
>Talking about the religion mechanic in civ5
>Starts a religious debate
>Talking about fucking with Russians in DoTA2
>Starts a debate about the Balkans
It's not safe
>>35698834
>russia
>balkan
jesus christ why are americans so retarded
When they are mid lift try to make eye contact with them in the mirrors.
With a big smile while nodding your head give them some silent encouragement, maybe a thumbs up.
>>35698947
Y-you're d-doing a great j-job.
Just go up to the biggest guy in your gym and slap his ass then grab his dick. It's a bro thing, you'll be friends for life. Trust me.
>>35699060
>>35698947
>>35698724
>>35698760
>>35698642
>>35698534
Can't you guys be serious? I am serious about this.
honestly man maybe I'm just not cool enough but I think the gym would be one of the toughest places to meet someone.
by all means, if you get someones name and start getting into a conversation, definitely extend the offer for some bro time with the xbox post lift but I think most people just want to be left alone.
it would be better to find groups based on your interests. these are more likely to contain people who are interesting to you and vice versa. try meetup.org (which hopefully includes your city) or a similar site. in any case, find hobby groups that match up with your interests, or, if you don't have any hobbies, just try out new stuff until you find something cool (or just something that attracts a cool group of people/people like you)
>>35699112
Well it seems you don't have any social tact.
gotta work small and work your way up. Start with making eye contact with your parents when you have a conversation then go back in time and make friends in high school.
>>35699112
Don't you trust us anon? We're the ones with friends. We're the experts here. Obviously your method isn't working, why not give our a shot? What do you have to lose? not your friends, thats for sure.
As an oldfag in 15 years or so of trainingon and off I haven't ever made a single friend at a gym. Within weeks or months of joining a powerlifting club I made many. Join your local powerlifting or oky lifting club if you want gym brahs.
>>35699165
>then go back in time and make friends in high school.
fuck you, dont make me feel
>>35699174
I am part of FitX, not sure if that tells you anything (germany)
>>35698394
>tfw no funny group of delray misfits at my gym
>feelsbadman.jpg
I also workout at fitx and the most I interact with someone is when I go early in the morning because the same people will always be there working out.
If you are looking to socialize you should try some of the fitx courses though.. you'll have a much easier time connecting to someone
>>35699136
Odd. Any time I go during peak hours at least someone tries to start small talk with me.
Not really into it. They typically either want advice or just wanna talk about fitness to break the ice because it's something we obviously have in common, but I can't anonymously shitpost meme lifts at them, so I'm not really into it.
Going after 8:00 PM is the best. No one there to bother me or share equipment with. Also staff isn't there so I can bare-ass walk from the bathroom to the sauna like a goddamned champion.
>>35698394
Let me spot your squat. We can exchange lifting plugs then go back to my place.
one time a guy came up to me and started complimenting my squat form at the gym and i lifted with him.
>got his number
>no homo
>>35699404
>lifting plugs
Is this what I think it is?
>>35698394
Why would someone spend that much time on make up just to be a camwhore? I mean if you were in a production of some description sure but cam whoring?
>>35699730
You'll find out in the locker room, fuckboy.
>>35698476
>hey, can you spot me
how about you fuck off, I have better things to do than waste my time spotting for newfags and having my spot taken by some stinky pajeet.
>>35699790
I am actually gay, but I dont want it in the butt desu senpai. maybe like a finger at most
>>35698947
I just picture the gif of the bald, bearded, black man nodding and smiling while the people scream in the background.
>>35699780
Glad I'm not the only one who thought this, just seems a waste.
>>35698394
Why doesn't fit do one of those google map things that other boards do? Its like each user puts themselves on a google maps page. That way we can know if any autist go to our gyms!
>>35699895
There's usually a thread about posting your uni or gym to work out with other anons, I don't know if anyone actually goes through with working out with other anons.
>>35699839
Oh you'll learn to like it slut. I'll maybe even hold your hand and kiss you
>>35699920
I probably wouldn't. Just would be fun to know that their are other /fit/ at my gym, make it a game of trying to figure out who they are.
>>35698394
Post a pic of your ass.
Slut.
>>35699832
>acting like my grumpy old grandpa at the age of ..
probably in your 20s ... why breh?
>>35699965
/fit/ please
really simple, op.
1. lift heavy and for a while until the local powerlifting guys notice you
2. don't be shy to ask for spots, form check etc
3. casually start conversations
4. greet them when you enter the gym and say goodbye when you leave
5. earn their respect by lifting even heavier. every social circle needs some sort of initiation. in the gym it's staying for a certain time and lifting heavy.
or just don't be a fucking bioloser
>>35699990
Hurry up I want to fap
>>35698445
which city?
>>35698394
Best advice I've ever taken to heart is to be excited/happy/positive when meeting or saying hi to soneone. If someone says hi to you and you give a weak, expressionless, dull, or nervous 'hi' back, then they're not gonna feel very good back because they got a negative vibe from you. So just relax and be positive. It's made my life so much better.
>>35700151
>which city?
Somewhere in the Ruhrpott.
