>Have team meeting today, we decided to make it a food day for fun
>Mexican food
>Super Fat on our team, 6'2" and 450 pounds
>We all make one taco and a side, being polite
>He makes three tacos, nothing but beef, sour cream, and as much cheese as possible
>Ends up using up all of our beef when he goes for seconds
>Offer the chicken, he just glares
>Meeting ends, he still piles all the remaining chicken and cheese on a plate and takes it back to his desk with his double wide chair
I can understand eating a ton alone, but how are you going to out eat your entire team? How would you deal with the stares?
>>35689323
Give him a break OP, it sounds like he has a genetic condition.
>>35689893
Have you seen the chairs these people sit in?
>be in barber
>see fat as fat fatass getting a haircut
>notice cankles
>notice severe edimamme of the cankle joint
>haircut done
>guy gets up, constantly swaying and shifting weight
shit must really hurt, but ffs, when your gut is down below your belt, don't you think you got a problem?
>>35689913
What the fuck is that
Have they ever considered just NOT making these things?
Therefore forcing people to lose weight instead of just buying a DOUBLE CHAIR and being ok with their lifestyle choices
>>35689955
Under the ADA this is considered a "reasonable accommodation" for obese people.
>Brother goes to uni
>Loses a fuckton of weight
>Jelly as
>I end up losing 40kg
>He piles on heaps of weight
>He wants to lose it
>Long story short walk into the kitchen one day to see him making a protein shake
>"Why are you drinking protein?"
>"So I don't lose any muscle"
>"But you haven't any to lose, you need to build muscle"
>Gives me this death stare
>He is now bigger than ever
>RIP
>>35689997
Well if he's taking more protein than fat then that might not be bad.
>>35690000
Protein on top of the food he eats to cause his obesity.
He changed nothing, hardly working out, not lifting (he might have picked up dumbbells once or twice).
He constantly buys soft drinks, he's now resorted to buying frozen coke etc from BK and McDonalds as well. Yesterday he asked for three... I've tried to help (even though he said he did and constantly asks "What can I eat that's healthy?)", actually felt like a fucking cunt bringing it up but, nah, he didn't want my help so ah well.
>>35690019
Well that's shit.
The Lord helps those who helps themselves.
>>35689913
That looks comfy as balls for a human shaped man. Could lie on it like a wheeled sultan.
>>35690069
I borrowed it once. Threw a blanket over it and it was like a love seat to me.
>>35690078
If I worked in an office I'd so buy one.
>>35690097
Do not become addicted to comfort. It will take hold of you and you will resent it's absence.
>>35690028
Had to look up what a stone is in kg (fucking englishmen!!) Holy fatchin batman!
Would like to take her kids from this landwhale for their own good.
>>35690078
Why are these kinds of news stories always in the New European Caliphate Islands? People always make fun of American's for being fat, but does America do this for fatties? Even if America pays for fatties to be fat, do they pay THIS much money to them per year? This is more than a lot of people make by working
>>35690123
America does not tolerate this.
>>35690123
Don't know how that apostrophe got there, it's 1:45AM
>>35689323
Insensitive to bulking
>>35690128
ohh how i wouldn't like to slice steven up one by one, it would be pure bliss to slowly extract parts of his body and maybe even dump his fat stores in a fast food restaurant to contaminate their deep fryers. fuck it just gets me all dizzy thinking about what i could do with steven, he's quite the specimen
>>35690103
OK Immortan Joe
>>35690128
>20 pounds in 80 days at 800 pounds
congrats
>>35690178
WHO KILLED THE GAINS?
>>35689955
Capitalism
>>35690128
>800 pound bedridden fatass with long greasy hair
>his skin is crystal clear while I have at least 3 pimples or red marks on mine at any time
Why the fuck was I born a genetic failure?
>>35689323
>this princess wears running shoes
Doesn't look like she uses them for their intended purpose though.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_the_heaviest_people
17 of the 24 heaviest peopler ever recorded were from the good ol' USA.
The fattest man ever was John Brower Minnoch that was approximately 1,400lbs at his peak
>1,400 mother fucking pounds
>1,400
>GOOD LORD
>>35690254
That fucker married a 110lb woman and had two kids with her. How the fuck is that possible? What did he do for a living if he can't move? How can the world's literally fattest man get a skinny wife?
>>35690254
>There was someone alive who weighed half of a car
>>35690254
>John Brower Minnoch
>Dude loses 1000 fucking pounds.
>Hits up a honey.
>Then gains another 600 pounds.
>Then loses another 350 pounds.
>Dies.
This nigga puts everyone who struggles to loses even 20 lbs to shame.
>>35690244
Get on accutane you dumbass
>group event, everyone bring snacks
>pile them up on a table
>our group's super fat waddles over
>takes oreo cookie tray 1/2 full
>pour bag of chips into other half
>waddles back to seat
really? can't even bother to make a few trips?
Same guy out to lunch one time..
>guy one orders burger and a soda
>guy two orders burger and a soda
>fat fuck order burger, extra fries, milk shake
>bill comes, $10,$10,$10 into the pile
>still short a few bucks
>fat fuck just blank stares
>>35690244
iktf cept on my torso
>>35690327
brutal side effects
see this
wat do
>be me
>in australia
>talking to fat as fatass cheerleader at a party
>she mirin
>doesnt know that i lost 85 pounds to get to skinnyfat and put back on 35 of mostly muscle
>telling me how hard it is for her to lose weight
>let her talk for ages
>shes so proud of herself for losing 10 pounds in 2 months
>pretend im interested
>let her finish talking
>get my phone out and show her photos of when i was 240 pound
>told her i lost it 85 in 3 months
>she doesnt know what to say
>i get up and leave
>go grab my 8/10 gf's ass
>kek when i look back at her
>>35690128
fukin topkek
>>35690028
Wut
I can go down to this grocery store that sells basically just fruits and veggies
And walk away with a month's worth of food for $20-40...
You don't need to join a gym.
Run around the block a couple of times.
Do dance exercises from youtube.
Get two gallons of empty milk containers, fill them with water, and lift that shit.
There is no excuse.
>>35690397
You are just a dick, she is at least trying, more than most people do.
Ex-fatties are the worse
>>35690397
What was your diet like to drop 85 pounds in 3 months?
Thats 7 pounds a week.
I was at a flea market being poor when some land beast fell over in the middle of the isle. I didn't notice how he did. I'm a 6'0 143 manlet. Me being behind him, im the first thing he sees when he flops over since his mountain of a gut is impenetrable.
>" excuse me sir , can you help me up?"
> Uhhhhhh, I don't think so
I don't know his weight but if I had to guess around 520+. Buddy then gets mad at me and explains he just wants help and I say I don't know where the people that own the market are. Meanwhile the people at their tables just stare.finally some biker dude comes over with a chair for fatty to lean on and says he will pull while all I had to do was push. This fatty smelled like he used " Give up on life"- by Calvin Klein. After a solid 60 seconds and two other bystanders helping, we got shamoo upright and as I was turning away I noticed the guy who was grabbing fatties arm left a gruesome looking purple bruise and I can only assume I did the same on his back.
>>35690397
didnt do it in a good way, didnt know about gym, just ate fuckall and went jogging for a really long time. i look back and wish i knew what i know now
>>35690397
>shes so proud of herself for losing 10 pounds in 2 months
You make that sound like she shouldn't be. While it's not exactly perfect, that's not bad at all, and at least she's making an attempt. Good for you for losing the weight, but you still sound like a cunt. I'd have a sensible chuckle if you packed on the pounds again tbqh famalam.
>>35690352
Why did he even order that burger if he already got one? Maybe now he is twice the asperger
>>35690488
not when there was finger food all over the table and i was nibbling on carrot sticks and dip, and she was stuffing chicken nuggets and tater tots with mayo down her hole, because it was her 'cheat day' and she was drinking red wine 'because its better for you'
>>35690128
Oh shit, I remember seeing a Youtube video on this guy. I'm pretty sure that he was on Dr. Phil once too or something.
>>35690327
Accutane was great for making me indifferent about killing myself
>Be me
>Have fat gf
>Claims she eats almost nothing
>With her all week
>Gets up eats ice cream when she wakes up
>Can eat a 3/4 of a large pizza in one sitting
>Eats shit behind my back
>Loves cheese
>She puts cheese on anything she can
>One day bring up how bad cheese is for you and if she wants to loose weight she needs to cut down on the cheese
>Basically tell her she fat and could die
>Starts crying
>Tells me it's not her fault
>Dating 200lb+ fatty
>If leave she says she will commit suicide
>Fucking miserable
>>35690028
>sweets cost twice as much than fruits here
>eggs are 2-3 bucks
>Chicken breast is roughly 4 bucks for 400g
>rice n shit is less than 1 euro per serving
>same with onions and other veggies, they are cheap as fuck in europe
>1 10kg dumbbell (modular with plates, 2 2,5kg plates +2 1.25kg plates, 2,5kg bar) is 20 bucks in the nearest store (karstadt which is known for overpricing)
when i lived her lifestyle (before /fit/) i would have to scrape for every cent i could find for the end of the month
now i can deposit 200-300 bucks every months in a fund for stuff i wanna have.
all someone had to do to convince me was calculating it out in front of me and giving me some good and simple recipees
>>35690549
You arent responsible for the actions of other people. You have no control over her. If shes going to kill herself, or even threatens to contact her parents/police about it and they will get her put into care. Its mostly a bluff
>>35690549
>If leave she says she will commit suicide
she is manipulating you, also, threatening with suicide is a cuntmove AND retarded.
just leave her she will do nothing
perhaps cut herself and continue her whale song over the phone. best to cut her off completely.
>>35690397
Fatties have shit personalities, even after losing weight and becoming decent human beans.
Once a fatty always a fatty on the inside
>>35690549
>If leave she says she will commit suicide
Leave anyways. I'm not even saying that in a "lol hope she does it" way, but in a, "that's bullshit that she'll guilt trip you like that" way. She's manipulating you; fuck that whale, Anon.
And if you're fucking her, for the love of got do not knock her up. You don't want to be trapped in her orbit for at least 18 years.
>>35690549
do you love her? if yes, help her, if not, just leave who cares.
>>35690156
I love psycopaths
>>35690549
Just leave the bitch she doesn't deserve someone like you who did/is doing something about your/her health.
She doesn't deserve to live anyways.
>>35690549
>If leave she says she will commit suicide
>imypling she isn't already
>>35690566
>>35690568
>>35690575
>>35690576
t-thanks brahs
>>35690588
I loved her at first. But not so much anymore, i'm realizing how much of a little crybaby she if. She blames everyone but herself for her problems.
>>35690128
It's really sad. If he wasn't so big, he'd be a literal pussy magnet with that hair.
>tfw kinky hair
>extremely fat sister is watching a documentary at 3 am about a 900+ lbs man who dies at the end because super obesity
>she immediately goes and makes a couple of hotpockets the moment its done
>mfw I had no face
>>35690272
I think it just works like cattle electro-ejaculation.
You just shove an electric rod in or near his pooper, turn on the device and catch whatever dribbles out of his fupa.
Then you can fertilize some females, though the reason why you would allow such a beast to procreate escapes me.
>>35690632
That's the thing though. Me being with her makes me not want to work out. I feel as if i'm way to good for her. I'm 6'1 170lb, white. If she actually says she want to do something about her weight and actually work towards it, i wouldn't have a problem. Instead she makes excuses and says she has no time. Btw she works 8 hours a day 5 days a week. She basically telling me she doesn't have 1 hour for cardio.
>>35690660
>>35690717
>I feel as if i'm way to good for her
if you don't work out and let yourself get down on her level, she will break up with you because you're a fatty and she "can have better" all the while you will have to go through the trouble to regain your physique.
you wouldn't be the first to whom that happened
>>35690123
Because socialized healthcare
>>35690549
She's already killing herself breh
>>35689323
>nothing but beef, sour cream, and as much cheese as possible
He must be keto masterrace kek
>>35690717
>says she has no time
Losing weight will literally take less time because she wouldn't spend it eating.
Is this how you want the rest of your life to be? Do you want to take care of a lazy bum for years to come? Just dump her dude, you can do so much more in life than spend it with some fat girl who drags you down.
>>35690551
>>1 10kg dumbbell (modular with plates, 2 2,5kg plates +2 1.25kg plates, 2,5kg bar) is 20 bucks
People who don't know how to use amazon piss me off. Look for Movit.
>>35690549
I could never do that to someone.
Im not in the best shape, but Im not a whale either.
Im skinny/fat, everything on my body is skinny except my belly. Ew.
There's this guy Im talking to... he's pretty much out of my league... but I am basically putting off dating him until I look my best, or at least make good enough progress.
Having a good body is mainly for yourself. But when you're dating someone, its also for them too.
That's extremely unfair of her.
Not for being fat, but for not even trying to make an attempt at improving.
And to put you in that situation...
>Saying she'll commit suicide if you leave
is even worse than looking disgusting while you just put up with it
You need to leave her. One way or another.
Or you need to give her a choice.
Food, or you.
>>35690717
If she's serious about killing herself, get her committed.
You break up, she's safe, and you're happy.
Its a win win.
>>35690549
If you feel responsible just say to her it's either you or the food. If she chooses food she's essentially breaking up with you ergo her choice. Guilt free fatty death
>>35690795
>There's this guy Im talking to... he's pretty much out of my league... but I am basically putting off dating him until I look my best
Why do you assume that you're "just waiting to date him" if he's out of your league? Is this really how women think, and is it really this easy for chicks, or is there more to this?
>>35690123
Because the United Khalipate is an overall shitty country that has been in a worse decline than the rest of Europe.
Their lower social-economic class also seem to be several orders more retarded than those in other countries (Binge drinking, skanky behavior and fucking up your life before you're 30 in general).
>>35690078
>There exist people who are like this
Makes me feel so much better about how I live
Yeah I can be lazy and I have things to work on but at least I'm not this fat piece of shit
>>35690254
>be Khalid Bin Mohsen Shaari
>be so fat the king orders you to lose weight
>>35690292
>Lose a thousand fucking pounds
>Still 400 lbs
Wtf mate
>>35690832
Sometimes you get the person that's out of your league. Depends on their taste.
But I also don't want to just let this fat sit here.
If he's decently ok with it, and we wind up dating before I reach my goal, then so be it.
Im not making advances, but am still showing some interest, and if he makes an advance first, I accept it.
Basically the ball is in his court, but Im not running full speed to grab it either.
So it could go either way. If he fucks off, that's fine too, I don't want to keep him waiting forever.
Basically Im not pushing myself on him or pursuing him as hard as I would if I was fit.
>>35690920
What is your height and weight?
>>35690929
5'1
140lbs
Weight isn't proportioned. Most of it is on my fucking belly.
/r/ing doradus
>>35690957
Eh, you don't sound like a landwhale so I guess there's still hope. Give it your best shot, I personally find girls that actually try to improve themselves so rare that I admire their efforts greatly, hope it goes well.
>>35690920
All of that and you still don't answer the question...
>>35690929
>>35690957
>>35690966
Pic related
Best I can find
Im sucking it in a little though (who wouldn't)
And when I sit its even worse.
My posture is also pretty terrible.
And thanks anon, I appreciate that.
>>35690977
I don't fucking know, man. Chicks are weird.
(I don't have any girl friends. They suck.)
>>35690984
L O N D O N
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>>35690984
>(I don't have any girl friends. They suck.)
ah yes. I remember when I was 16. don't worry, you're exactly like everybody else.
>>35690984
cute,you have potential
>>35690984
Why do you dress like trash?
You're not thin but guys will still fuck you, don't worry.
>>35690984
>(I don't have any girl friends. They suck.)
Problem girl detected
Also
>Every part of me is skinny except my belly
HA, you wish
>>35690984
My god, you are literally borderline retarded.
>>35690984
Why are you blaming other chicks for being weird when the question was asked for you? Speak for yourself at least you dumbass
>>35690549
You're not responsible for her actions, let her kill herself.
>>35690984
>>35690984
Hey, I know we don't know each other, but I know what you're going through.
Don't listen to those idiots... They're virgin losers who attack the women they can't get.
I've been trying to lose weight myself, I'm not there yet, but I will be one day.
If you want we could talk on facebook or elsewhere, could be about your diet, could be about anything.
Just remember: your body is fine. Damn fine! ^^
[email protected]
>>35691035
More like:
How to be known as "that slut that puked all over the kitchen at stacy's last house party" starter pack.
>>35690998
Haha
Not exactly
Except for that part though.
Everyone else claims they don't have bitch friends, but actually do, and talk shit about them behind their back all the time.
Jealousy is overrated. Why not appreciate a pretty woman when you see her, instead of hating on her ass that is 10x better than yours?
>>35691006
>>35691035
You got me wrong, man.
>>35691000
Nice trips.
Does /fit/ trips anyway?
Also thanks, Im done being a fucking slob.
>>35691004
Cause Im faget.
>>35691021
I don't know what fucking answer you want from me.
>Is this really how women think, and is it really this easy for chicks, or is there more to this?
>Chicks
>Chicks
>I don't fucking know, man. Chicks are weird.
>Why are you blaming other chicks for being weird when the question was asked for you? Speak for yourself
>Chicks
>Specifically was asked a question about other chicks
>>35690984
you look exactly like the type of trash that gets hammered in town then comes screaming in front of the dorms at 5am
fuck you
>>35691039
Cringed for a whole minute and the wind changed. Now my face is stuck like this because you are fucking pathetic. Hope it feels good fambam
>>35691067
I don't drink. Good guess though breh.
>>35691072
Pretty sure its copypasta.
>>35691059
You're obnoxious.
>>35691072
>not realizing it's satire
at least i hope it's satire
you never know these days
>>35691095
Maybe.
But you're probably a closet gay.
We all got our issues.
>>35691080
you're either gorging yourself with alcohol or food
either way you're just raping your cortex because you're depressed
take the easy way out, stop lying to yourself and just end it
OC story from work today:
>Working in Merchandise at a Rugby match because $30/hr
>40 degree day, sweaty as fuck working in a Van outside
>Fat land whale approaches Van and asks what sizes we have
>I tell her we have sizes small to XXXL
>She asks why we don't carry 5XL
>I don't know
>She asks to try on XXXL
>Have to let her
>Shirt goes past her fat gut but as she lowers her arms she rips the shoulder area because of her fat
>She quickly pulls it off and throws it to me and says "nevermind"
>Manager comes over later and asks why there's a ripped piece of merchandise
>Explain situation
>tfw $120 Jersey replacement comes out of my pay
>I hate fat people
>>35691141
>On /fit/
>Using terms like "easy way out"
So how's that weight loss going? Back to /a/, you.
>>35691114
>if you don't like me you're gay
>i'm not like other girls
>honest
>>35691145
why didn't you have her pay the merchandise?
>>35691145
yeah, what anon said
why didn't you make her pay? Fuck man, that pisses me off.
>>35691170
Because she hurried away and I had about 50 people standing in front of me wanting to get served. Would probably get fired if I left my spot
>>35691170
because anon is a cuck
>>35691164
>Can't say "Im not like other girls"
>Can't be like everyone else or you're considered boring
You don't have to believe me. I agree with you, actually. That phrase is over-used.
Hard for people to believe that you genuinely stand by what you say, when everyone else is saying it too. And even harder when its a stranger on the internet.
No hard feelings.
>>35691059
If you want to improve your attractiveness to be able to get a relatioship then lose some weight, build some muscle, stop dressing like a slut and get rid of unusual piercings because they make you look like a skank.
Ideally stop drinking/smoking/drugs and avoid tattoo's.
>>35691059
>>35691080
>>35691114
>>35691163
stop projecting so hard, you're pathetic
you're trying to pull off the old "fish the compliments and bash/ignore everyone else" except you're on the wrong board, sorry, no enabling here
>>35690028
>junk food and takeaway is all I can afford
I don't know how the fuck this concept is so widespread but all you need to do is walk down the veggie aisle at the store. Vegetables and lentils are cheaper than the dirt they're grown in. Scratch that I know exactly why this concept is so widespread. What they are actually saying is
>junk food and takeaway is all the effort I'm prepared to put into my food
If there's any degeneracy in humanity it is fat people. They represent the basest form of gluttony and lack of control.
>>35690878
Don't settle for mediocrity anon
>>35691163
I wish I was fat just so I could prove how easy weightloss is. Some of us actually find it hard to eat over maintenance, you know, no daddy issues
>>35691207
Its not even just the lies that she can only afford junk food, if she literally just threw away 20% of everything she was going to eat she would drop a lot of weight.
>>35690128
>popular animator arin 'egoraptor' hansen denies ordering pizza to hospital
>>35691183
>5XL
>hurried
i bet you could've called your manager and he would be there faster than the fattie be able to waddle along the 50 customers
>>35690478
Not that crazy. I started cutting one month and had lost 10 pounds at two weeks in. Granted, I lifted, played sports, weighed 210, and bicycled everyday.
>>35690244
do this. your acne will disappear and your skin will become nice and tanned.
>>35690453
>more than most people do
Honestly she probably lost some water weight or took a big shit and then rounded up to the nearest 10 pounds and then didn't mention that she gained it back. If she was truly trying, she wouldn't have been fat.
>>35691261
tanning only cures acne temporarily
then it comes back worse
>>35691261
but where do i find 2 grills to put into a tanning bed?
>>35691202
Ive replied to every comment Ive gotten.
Except for the one that looked like copypasta.
I posted a picture so the other anon could see where Im at as far as fat.
All I get in return is false accusations.
I was never rude to anyone until they were rude first...
My intentions were honest. I don't care about compliments, I was expecting more constructive criticism if anything...
But instead Im being called out for things that I am actually being genuine about.
>inb4 she cares
>>35690549
Whether it be suicide or her diet, she's gonna die before most of us. Chicks who threaten suicide anyways won't usually go through with it, she's just guilting you into staying with her. Fucking drop her anon
>>35691214
She is one of the most odious, narcissistic, physically, mentally and socially ugly people to ever thieve oxygen in the UK, but Z-list antagoniser Katie Hopkins did exactly that. Just search "Katie Hopkins Weight loss" in your engine of choice.
>>35690549
Even if she does kill herself, the world will be better off without a manipulative cunt.
Pack your shit, tell her you're leaving, do it, block her everywhere, and don't fucking talk to her ever again. At that point it won't matter if she does kill herself or not because she'll be dead to you anyways.
>>35691202
Also
You forgot this comment:
>>35691190
How come?
Is it because it doesn't prove your point?
Maybe it's because Im ignoring/bashing everyone, right?
exactly which advantages do fat people believe that they have?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crfGXmxJ1vM
>>35689323
That's why he's beefcake and you're not.
>>35691340
More cushion for the pushin'
>>35691340
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYjsZisvPVI
>>35691286
>I'm not fishing for compliments, honest!
>post pic unprompted
>thank random fucker who complimented you
>reply to everyone
>grrr girls so dramatic
>I'm so done being fat
Fuck off bitch. You know exactly what you're doing and also you're going to quit working out as soon as it gets "too hard" because you'd rather post on a Laotian Donald Trump assassination board instead of actually working on yourself, pic related.
Enjoy getting fat 5 years from now with your shit attitude towards everything.
>>35691370
Tragic how that Cartoon has only 5 clips. was pretty good.
>>35691340
I... I don't want to live on this planet anymore
>>35690453
You don't fucking get points for trying.
No one ever got an award for running the first 2 km of a marathon.
>>35691286
You are on a FITNESS forum.
You are not fit in any sense of the word. You have absolutely zero to offer to us, aside from your perceived "piece of ass".
Now kindly read the sticky and fuck off. Come back when you can squat at least a fucking plate, but we both know you won't ever put in the effort for that, fatty.
>>35691388
The reason why you're making me so rustled is because of the accusations.
I can admit to truths. Point one out, I have no problem agreeing.
I do not fish.
If I get a compliment, I appreciate it. Who wouldn't.
But I was not fishing. You fucking water-logged dense minded 'think you know everything about a complete stranger on the internet' asshole.
Post a picture of yourself. I bet I can figure you out, no problem. Because my fucking judgement is ON POINT.
Look like a skank
>she's fishing
Wear make-up
>she's fishing
Post a picture of herself specifically in a /fit/ thread about weight
>she's fishing
Admit to her weight
>she's fishing
Be a girl
>she's fishing
Now here come the 'muh wimmins ryghts n stop oppressing meh" posts
>>35690453
She honestly most likely isn't trying at all, that 20 pounds could easily be circumstantial
>>35691444
You know you can post without telling people what's between your legs, that you wear makeup, etc? Cunt. Notice how nobody really jumped on you until you decided to post a pic of yourself? Pic again related.
>>35691447
>Circumferencial
>>35690451
>Buying fresh food a month in advance
Hope you got a freezer.
>>35691439
>Not fit in any sense of the word
>/fit/
>Literally about weight loss/building muscle
Guess fat people who want to improve themselves don't exist
Guess chubby people don't post pictures of themselves while they're still in beginner workout stage
Guess /fit/ doesn't give criticism to said chubbies
>After reading the sticky, of course
>>35691475
I better go tell all the other girls on /fit/ to leave.
They missed the memo. Shit guys.
>>35691491
kek
>>35690710
.... what?
I was talking more about how the fuck did he even manage to get a wife.
>>35691507
You're in a fat hate thread, retarded landwhale. And you wouldn't need to ask questions if you just read the sticky, that's what it's fuckin there for. Thanks again for proving fat people are stupid as shit, friendo. And you're not chubby. You're borderline obese. You just don't think so because everyone is fat. Notice how you had to post a pic of yourself instead of just telling everyone your height/weight? Because we could calculate your BMI and tell you that you're nearly obese. So fuck off, fatty.
>>35691507
if all the grills on here are as vapid as you and can't go a thread without posting about how they're a grill please fucking take them
>>35691571
they're not
>>35690549
You need to leave man. Normal healthy people aren't that manipulative. Let her die. No one will miss her.
>>35691388
>taking shit personally
Honey, there's a reason these people are here. Have you ever been in a gym? There's nobody there over 6'. As for /fit/, not one of these autistic manlets would kick you out of bed for eating crackers. Read the rest of the board, they're constantly whining about "tfw no gf" and how they're split between constant self-loathing and begging for affirmations of each other's approval.
No homo, of course.
>inb4 white knight
>inb4 projecting
>inb4 lard ass
>inb4 any of these millennial kids gets buttblasted enough to reply, save time and work on your gag reflex, hipsters, your boyfriend will love you for it.
>>35691507
Toastie roastie spotted
>>35690019
Tell him to fuck off if he refuses to take your advice, once he sufficiently destroys himself he'll come around.
>walk into gym
>see fat ugly beta kid with a vote bernie sanders shirt on and weight gloves plugging away at his phone snickering while 10 pounds are loaded on each side of the bar
>30 seconds pass
>hey you fat fuck stop texting your boyfriend and get off the bench press
>he closes reddit on his phone and tries to starts trying to lecture me about how he has the right to-
>enough
>kid looks like hes about to cry as i give him the look of death his phone drops to the ground and 4chan fps threads is open as his screen cracks, i can also see the reddit alien is his phone lock screen with the caption trolled
>he is literally too scared to get up and just keeps falling back down on the bench farting uncontrollably while crying
>in a quiet roar i say get up
>he finally manages to crawl away from the bench when i tell him
>stop, unrack your weights fat nigger
>hes full out bawling at this point uncontrollably
>one last thing, give me your shirt
>he obliges as near by gym goera start laughing at this fat tube of shit weakli g with reddit tattooed on his chest and a white knight on his back with 2 buttons next to it to upvote and downvote
>rip his shirt in half and make him sign a contract that he is voting for trump
>punch him in the stomach and he waddles off
>load up 3 pl8 for a light day
>never see him again
>>35690549
How beta are you to be manipulated so obviously?
Roll out niggah
>>35690665
Good. Now leave.
> 200 lbs? Seriously?
>>35690795
No homo, am I right, bro?
But out of curiosity, how much effort are you devoting to getting fit? What I mean is what is the timeline that women plan/think/act on?
>>35690984
Would lift with then have stinky post-lift sex.
>>35691145
Should have said "you break it you buy it"
>>35690549
Leave her anon.
She's dead weight. :^)
>>35690128
Man sometimes I wonder. If you trapped a guy like him in a room with enough fresh water to survive and entertainment how long could his body sustain itself without food? Can he also only average 3-4 weeks like a normal human being or can he go for much longer (because his metabolism is used to high caloric intake)?
>>35691709
wasn't there an experiment where they took a morbidly obese guy and only gave him medicine so his heart wouldn't give up and then proceeded to let his body draw his energy purely from his body fat? he survived one and a half year on his own fat alone afaik
>>35691731
Any links?
>>35691207
> This
My wife buys "steamer" broccoli, which is like $2 for two small sides
I buy fresh broccoli, which is about $2 for enough to take me from an empty stomach to the point of pain.
Packaging and preparation are what make things expensive.
>>35691388
But neither of those girls eat oats or squat - they are just not fat and at a forgiving age.
>>35691507
No one knows who the other girls on fit are. That's the point.
>>35691673
Telling the fatass to unrack his weights instead of using it as a warmup, seems this fat kid benched more than you, nice e-stats u cunt
>>35691731
>>35691754
Found it:
http://www.abc.net.au/science/articles/2012/07/24/3549931.htm
Aparently he was 208kg (no height given) and starved for about 1 year (only fed yeast, vitamins and potassium).
After 365+ days he was still 82kg! lol.
Fun fact: he only shat every 40-50 days.
>>35690128
He looks like an 800lb Sasha Vujacic
>>35691805
You never warmup with less than one plate unless you are insanely weak buttblasted fatty reddit boi
>>35690108
Not everyone got cucked by Napoleon
>>35691709
>>35691916
I wonder what his muscle mass was at. My vague understanding is that the brain uses blood glucose 1st, then any stored glycogen then burns muscles that arent being used over fat via gluconeogenesis as for some reason it protects stored fat for last.
>>35690078
I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
>>35690078
Sometimes I think that in 200 years, both mine and you pic's legacy will be the same (completely forgotten)
>>35690984
BRAMPTON
RAMPTON
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>>35691601
I would say thanks... but I don't want to be accused of any other bullshit they can think up
>>35691691
These are both me. Love how I get bashed anyway.
Kek'd at 'would lift'
>>35690795
>>35690984
>Inb4 bragging
>inb4 fishing
>inb4 more accusations
>>35690520
You sound like a chump.
>>35691507
wtf is up with ppl nowadays thinking that if they wanna lose a bit of weight they can start saying they are into fitness.
Like wtf this board is Fitness not fucking "mmm imma lose a bit of weight, mmm I'll come to an anonymous fitness board and tell everyone my life story". I really hope you are just trolling because then you might actually have hope.
My point is if you need to fucking post pics and argue with everyone on fucking 4chan about your body you shouldn't even waste your time.
Someone asks you how fat are you? Give them BMI. Don't know? Give height and weight. They call you a landwhale? Don't care because if you really are trying to cut someone's opinion on fucking 4chan shouldn't matter.
Rich panini memes for other people that have to see this.
>>35692075
I agree with everything you said.
So Im going to stop my shit.
>>35691996
Shouldn't be to bad. Obviously he didn't work out. Considering he needed a year to lose 120kg but he was still moving around living a regular live. So he shouldn't have been like an astronaut after 6 months on the ISS.
Apparently it worked a lot like keto where triglycerides are burned to produce glycose to sustain the body and and the brain lives on ketones.
>>35692064
I know they were both you.
Anywho, what's your time line? How fast are you going to drop the weight, how much weight, and when/how will you ask the guy?
>>35690594
he's not psychopathic, he's just edgy
>>35690984
You are fat and ugly. Look like a slut i would fuck if i was blacked out and in a rut, then wake up the next day and regret.
>>35690549
She's trying to manipulate you dude, get outta there.
I'd put her on suicide watch in a mental ward and break up with her immediately. If she wants to play games then you should get a few steps ahead of her.
I'm wondering how many people I can get to call me a fat, ugly virgin with this one but I'd recommend for you to check out TheRedPill on reddit.
It's a self improvement group for men that focuses on being more masculine and not letting anyone in today's post "feminism" society push you around.
>>35691230
underrated post
>>35690028
>pop tarts
>chips ahoy
>cadburry
>walkers
she does prefer brand name junk doesn't she?
$2,68 for 18 oz of quaker oats
$3,50 for 18.2 oz of her chips ahoy
$3,60 for a pack of cadbury fingers
Im not quite autistic enough to bother checking the rest of the prices but she could basicly just not buy any of those crap snacks and have double servings of oatmeal evry morning for a week
>>35690984
You're in a very precarious position. If you don't start losing weight now you could balloon up to mammoth-like weight.
Start counting calories and lifting. Your caloric average is probably pretty low already due to being female and short.
>>35690549
>If leave she says she will commit suicide
call a hospital and tell them about this. they'll send someone and have her committed for risk of self-harm.
succumbing to emotional blackmail is for cucks. dont be a cuck anon.
>>35690291
he was about 100 pounds short of a suzuki cappuccino. pic related.
>>35690984
Let me smell ur asshole bby girl
>>35690483
>6'
>manlet
Are you stupid or something?
>>35690549
Break up and call emergency services/her parents.
>>35692281
>He thinks 6' is tall.
Kek.
>>35690254
Literally losing 1000 lbs ... And still morbidly obese
>idontwanttoliveonthisplanetanymore.jpeg
>>35692281
>not knowing the manlet-cutoff for 2016
>>35690028
>rice and lentils are more expensive than Pop Tarts
>canned/frozen veggies are more expensive than Chips Ahoy cookies
kek. She's not even trying, if you're going to pretend you're too poor to buy good food at least buy the generic stuff instead of getting all name-brand junk food. Her daily diet is probably more than twice as expensive as mine is
>>35692323
I don't think he thinks it's tall, but the world isn't divided into manlet and tall. There's a mid range as well, and 6 feet definitely falls in the upper mid range.
>>35692189
>>35690254
he still looked less fat than some of the fatties on "my 600lb life"
>>35690483
>"give up on life" by calvin klein
I would pay my right earlobe to see that commercial
Averageheightkek
>>35690681
fucking fat bitch.
Should have thrown out the hot pockets and replaced the inside of the box with lettuce, and then when she complains to you, shove the lettuce down her fat fucking throat.
>>35690717
>Me being with her makes me not want to work out.
I tried dating a fatty once. It was after being on OKCupid for a little while with no success, that site is cancer for a guy's self esteem so I thought that was the best I could do. She had started working out a decent amount and talked about trying to get healthier so I thought I could get her to change.
She kept up with the exercise but refused to change her diet. Instead of me making her healthier she was making me less healthy. Go to the movies? Get popcorn. Go out to dinner? Order chocolate cake. Sitting on the couch watching a movie? Order pizza
![cover-dazed_pearl_04_038_web[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tPbdb3D.jpg "cover-dazed_pearl_04_038_web[1].jpg")
>>35692335
>Literally wearing as much makeup as a drag queen
Straight guys will fall for anything.
>>35690832
Most women can get guys out of their league if they actually put effort in. Eg, she asks him out instead of expecting him to ask her out. Men's standards are considerably lower than women's standards
>>35690984
You're vagina probably smells like the way you dress. Like trash.
Literally just do a fuck ton of cardio and don't eat so fucking much you fucking fatty.
I really hope you will change your ways or else you are going to end up being a hamgalaxy.
Good luck. You'll need it.
>>35690984
The longer you wait, the higher the odds are that he'll find somebody else. You're not bad looking, and most men have pretty low standards. Mention that you're working out a lot and getting in shape so he knows you'll be fitter in the future. And then ask him out soon. If he says no screw it, move on to the next guy. Every man ITT has been rejected countless times, deal with it and move on. Don't just expect him to be single forever though
Also I hope you're not just sticking with cardio. Cardio won't fix skinny-fat, you need to be lifting. A newbie can make gains while still eating at a deficit
>>35689964
PoC... Every fucking time
>>35690000
Holy mother of quads
![2D2D3CA000000578-3264004-image-a-60_1444247817016[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/KdfnSVq.jpg "2D2D3CA000000578-3264004-image-a-60_1444247817016[1].jpg")
>>35690128
I just googled this fuck and read some news articles. Apparently he entertains himself by taking videos of himself and posting them online.
>In a YouTube video titled Nurse I Need Help, Assanti can be seen excessively yelling for a nurse to come to his hospital room because a machine wouldn't stop making a beeping noise
>In another YouTube video titled F--- The Tax Payers, Assanti (above) is seen laughing hysterically before launching into a profanity-laced tirade where he mocks taxpayers who have paid for his treatment
>'So I want to say thank you and you know what? I wouldn't have this laptop I'm on if it wasn't for you god---- taxpayers and I wouldn't have this camera or this f---ing telephone right here if it wasn't for you taxpayers. 'Thank you very much, I decided to s--- on each and everyone of you taxpayers and just say ha ha.
Good lord, someone over there needs to go whale hunting and just put an end to this.
>>35692460
Then they aren't out of their league.. It doesn't mean a different class. It means unobtainable because of level differences.
My gf is not fat, but depressive asf (cuz healths problems) and she keeps telling me how life sucks everyday and she wants to die and shit.
Its ruining all my diet plan & energy for work out. But I kinda fucking love her.
Wat do ?
>>35692281
6 3 is just about where manlets end and normal healthy men begin.
>>35692554
>Wat do ?
make her go to therapy
>>35690254
>over 900 lbs of his body weight was retained fluid.
>>35692578
Yeah, maybe in Vietnam. In the first world, manlets end at 6'6.
>>35692580
thanks bro will try that. I just don't want to dump her but she's killing me slowly...
>>35692554
What about her do you love?
>>35692717
this
she seems like a bitch
>>35692721
you know literally nothing about her, other than she's depressed.
>this princess wears running shoes
>princess
>running shoes
>running
All of my kek. When will this stupid I'm a princess meme die? Trashy women with no class about them pretending to be royalty and being just as entitled.
>>35692156
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>theredpill
if you want to see people masturbate, this is your sub
>>35692755
ok friendo
>>35692717
Damn that's not an easy question.
Kinda my first real "love", not even sure what love is but I'm really attached to her.
And sometimes I tell myself she really is a bitch because she acts like a bitch often.
But she really has that health condition so that may be really hard to live with :/.
Fuark I might leave her tbqh.
>>35692794
don't you friendo me, pal.
>>35691145
>worked for free for 4 hours
I hope you learned the value of saying No, Anon.
>>35691340
The most popular one is strength.
Always makes me howl with laughter. At most you're physically, literally wider. That's it.
>>35690352
I think they have already eaten their shame and don't care anymore.
>>35691475
Are you really that autistic, dude? At first I thought you were just trolling but you just keep going and going.
How is she supposed to post a picture of herself without letting everybody know she's a girl? Is she supposed to dress up in reverse drag and a fake moustache just to stop your sperging?
You made this about her being a girl, not her.
>inb4 white knight
>>35691673
this didnt happen
>>35689323
I'm fat. I'm struggling with it since i'm 8. I'm 36.
Actually 1m72 / 115 kgs. Built a fait amount of muscle to not look like a blob.
Nonetheless, i fell offended by the "fat hate" and offended also by the fat ppl described / pictured in these threads -_-'
I know i don't do enough exercise, but wtf with those pictures showing shitload of good things stored @home or ppl eating junk food every meal.
>>35692922
are you sure?
>>35692939
yeah, its a bit too far fetched
>>35690397
>told her i lost it 85 in 3 months
>7 pounds per week
>3500 kcal deficit per day
>for three months
Sure you did that. At least check simple stuff like that for credibility when you make them up. Also 10 lbs in 2 months is perfectly fine, you cunt.
>>35692568
>he lift
>>35692937
>>35690575
>Once a fatty always a fatty on the inside
Not him but I might have been a sikk kunt all along trapped in an obeselord's body and losing weight was just me breaking free. Because I pay my gains forward.
>>35692937
>those pictures showing shitload of good things stored
if you mean all those snacks and sweets with "good things" then i know why you don't lose weight.
>>35691251
so you dropped down to 125... then added 35 lbs to get to 160?
>manlet detected
>>35690549
Cheese is good for you tho
>>35691673
haha so le randum
>>35692972
Not bait actually.
>>35692992
Yeah sorry, i find it "good" to eat some of those. I rarely buy some though, because even if i like it, i know how it's disastrous for weight (and for my stomach).
Are you aware that this in not only either "i've got no weight problem" and "i weight 200kg+" ? There is actually some things between.
>>35692543
The sad thing he is the poster child for fat people hate, but is probably in some way mentally handicapped. Its not rational to be this hateful for no reason. I look at all these FPH pics/stories as individual cases, for as many fuckwits there are out there there are just as many sane ones. Labelling all fats in one broad group in with the tumblrs and vbloggers and what not is where funny stops and becomes ignorance.
>inb4 hey guys! i found the fat
>>35691251
How did you deal with fatigue? When I lost weight last year, a few days straight of that much exercise made it so walking up a few flights of stairs would knock the wind out of me.
>>35692075
>>35691475
Your an idiot. Height and weight dont tell what you look like, and guys post pictures of their bodies all the time looking for advice
>>35693076
i don't think that's normal.
>>35691230
5/7 post
I was so close to punching a girl in gym class yesterday.
>be me
>have broken ribs
>get teamed up with 167 cm, 89 kg girl because teacher thinks we can handle about as much exercise
>first exercise is mountain climbers
>pain.jpg
>girl tries to make me stop so she won't look as lazy if she does too
>"maybe you should chill, with your ribs and all"
>obese girl is just doing a plank with poor form, nothing else
>this goes on for all the other exercises (mostly really basic bodyweight stuff)
>after doing the first half she gives up
>"oh, teehee, my blood sugar is getting low"
>eats half a bar of chocolate while watching me
>how can you stay so skinny?
>mfw
>>35693088
what the fuck is wrong with that guy at the top right on the bottom half of the picture? Is that just a blur effect or are his hips/ass massively fucked up?
>>35693093
how'd you break your ribs?
>>35692543
~!WARNING!~ RAGE INDUCING
serious dont watch these if you are thinking about doing something bad, like beat the fuck out of someone cos it will prob push you over the edge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbsErmF92mw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-dE_Zmalic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgGz70WDp-g
I fucken knew i'd seen him before, hes the my humps fatty, the video still around but sound is muted. No way is this guy mentally stable.
>>35689964
>dismantling the patriarchy
>going to your local corporation-owned store and giving your money to them in exchange for a corporation-made cake made in a corporation-owned food factory that uses cheap labor to produce goods to make money
>>35692807
Anon. I've been there. I was there 5 months ago. I was held back by her and drowning in fear she might do something rash. She refused therapy, she refused help, she refused medication. It became too much for me. Four years, I thought I was in love. Hell, I believe I was. But I had to move on, I couldn't have her drag me down any longer.
I broke up with her, it took me about two months to move on. Broke up with someone I was head over heels for, but I moved on. Since then I've been going to the gym regularly, eating right, I feel better, I look better, I am much happier.
A month ago I met someone who puts everything my ex is to shame. When I was still with my ex, I felt like I wouldn't want to be with anyone else. I was so wrong. This new girl is amazing. My life, after I moved on, improved because I wasn't carrying around the deadweight of a hollow relationship.
Do what you feel is best, anon. But don't think about the now, or the tomorrow. Think about half a year from now.
>>35691340
>a big guy
FOR YOU
>>35692554
Dat pic
>>35693150
What happened to your ex?
>>35692807
If you can't answer the question anon, perhaps you should ask yourself - if I can't think of reasons why I love her, do I really love her at all?
Perhaps what you think is love is simply pity or empathy.
>>35693150
Wow thanks to take some time to help me bro.
Good point aswell.
Thanks man.
>>35690028
I fucking hate this myth.
Healthy food is not more expensive. I can pop down to Sainsbury when they have a deal on Chicken and pick up 3 chicken breasts for £2.50. Then grab some broccoli for about 50p.
Just wait until food is on some kind of offer. Hell I can get 8 Chicken breasts in M&S for £10 if the quality of the meat is what bothers you.
Also takeaway is fucking expensive.
>>35691673
trying too hard famalam
>>35691340
>>35693171
>>35693187
Sounds like the same exact shit that was said. She got depressed, every night she promised me that she'd get help, but every morning she'd take it back. She talked about suicide at times, saying that I'm the only one for her and I'd say that I wouldn't break it off with her because I loved her.
Fast-forward to the break up. I felt like she wouldn't off herself, and she didn't. I ended all communications with her because I'd wake up to literally 20 new skype messages that had max word count in each message. Skip to now, she's still working her job and going to college (I am assuming the latter part).
If I felt that she was really going to kill herself, I would have warned her parents and friends. Not out of spite, but concerned because I don't want to see the woman I was with for four years six feet under. I'd suggest, if you do break up, if you feel like she will back her words, warn someone. Friends, family, someone.
>>35693206
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>>35693264
Sadly, yes.
