Why are most girls so easily impressed by small amounts of weight?
>At music festival with bros
>Meet group of girls
>"Hey, anon, do you work out?"
>"Yeah"
>"Do you bench? You look like you bench."
>WTF, who talks like this?
>"Uh, yeah. I can press 205 pounds."
>"OMG, that's so cool! Can I feel?"
I'm not huge, not especially ripped, and there's guys at my gym that can always lift more than me. What's the deal?
>>35683489
>WTF, who talks like this?
people ask it, why are you autistic about it? Stick to pocket eggs
>>35683489
>implying they're impressed when 135 might as well be 315 for most of them
It's an excuse to make conversation you mong.
the only people who care about lifting heavy weights are people who can lift heavy weights
I guess that means less time I have to put in to getting "ripped".
>>35683489
This is not confined to girls only. It's generally the reaction from normies. Reee...
Notice every time some actor have made a small transformation for a movie. Everyone (almost) loses their shit over his "ripped new look".
>>35683489
They have no concept about weights and don't care. They just want to talk to you.
What actually happened to OP
>Drinking water at music festival with zyzz shorts and no shirt while 20% bodyfat
>Drunk girls laughing and cringing at perma-bulk try-hards
>"HEY GUYS YOU LOOOK SO STROONG , WHAHAHAHA"
>i-i-i lift 205 pounds
OP memed out of party before midnight and never made it
>>35683489
They didn't care about the weights they just found you attractive and needed something to say
How long till the average girl will think that I lift?
>>35683489
People who don't lift have no idea what constitutes heavy weights. Girls especially, because fewer of them lift or have ever lifted something. You could have said anything from 135 to 405 and it would have gotten the same response.
>>35683533
this is wrong, people are stupid and have literally no comprehension of what lifting is that is why you have fatties chest bouncing 3 inch rom bench press
plus every time I say my press amount someone tries to out do me with unrealistic numbers saying this bench 335 when they are half my size
>>35683585
When you get a good looking face
>>35683489
its not that they are impressed.
its that they are fooling themselves to be impressed.
they want their lives to be impressive just like the tv shows and movies they watch and to do so they hyperbole the events around them.
they are lying to themselves that you are big and lift a lot of weight just so they can associate with you for that reason their own sake.
1. To them that's actually a lot
2. They don't really care, it's an excuse to talk to you
Stop being a sperg
>>35683635
this is some freud-tier b8 shit right here.
still it is kinda true
>>35683570
>zyzz shorts while 20% body fat
Top kek. I wanna see what this would look like.
>>35683529
This. 205 more weight then they'll ever move. You could pic up any girl who isn't a fatty, and bench her for reps.
>>35683613
This happens allot. I get allot of "Back when I used to lift, I used twice that as a warm up." type shit.
>>35683613
>>35683724
Why don't you fuckers try to up your numbers then? Many people benched about 2pl8 at some point in their life, it's not that much. E-stat a bit, and it might still seem believable (or so they think). But I doubt any dyel would dare to claim they repped 315+, because anyone who knows anything about anything would simply laugh at them.
>>35683533
The truth. No one cares what you lift as long as you look good.
>>35683635
Daymmmmm. Are u the thot whisperer?
>>35683489
OMG, it's like people who have never lifted don't know much about lifting! Shocker!
>what is flirting
Anon, they aren't impressed with your lifts because you're ugly. If nonfit qt ask a dude how much they lift its because she is flirting with him. She knows nothing, cares nothing, for how much he lifts, she is only trying to flirt and give him an ego boost.
>>35683621
Fucking lmao
>>35683635
Holy shit I like this school of thought, what it be?
>inb4 memes
>>35683489
Chances are that you're just good looking. they dont care about how much you lift and if you had any other defining characteristic they'd cling on to that for a conversation to flirt with you over.
in shape average height girls weight like 100 to 120lbs
>>35683580
This
Grills only care about face
Sounds like something that's happened to me.
>At music festival with bros
>Meet group of girls
>"Hey, anon, do you have a big dick?
>"Uh, Yeah"
>"Does it get big? That bulge looks like it gets big"
>WTF, who talks like this?
>"Uh, yeah. I'm __ inches."
>"OMG, that's so cool! Can I feel?"
It's called flirting. Not every chick is good at it. Give them a break and let them feel.
>>35683500
>pocket eggs
We 2014 now
>>35683635
You are onto something
Everyone here knows of the
>YESTERDAYSPARTYSTORY.jpg
>anon: so how was the party yesterday?
>OMG!! IT WAS SOOOOOOOOO AWESOME!!!!
even though you know it was an average party
The exaggeration to hype their own lives to trick themselves that things are better than they are
>>35686023
And meme arrows on 4chan are different?
>get a life
>>35686062
>buttflustered exaggerator detected
>wife lifts with me
>makes fun of my 3plate bench max
>calls everyone else in the gym weak asses
>her 1 rep max bench is like 65lbs
Guess being with someone who's into the lifting culture opened her eyes
>>35686135
When everybody does that , you would have to be complete autist not to do it
>>35683489
Nah, they're just being functioning human beings. What? You expect them to reveal their wicked witch ways and to tip their rimless glass and make some witty remark about how you're being oppressive?
Music festivals are all about letting go of your fedora and taking in the crap around you. Work on your upright rows and ohps so you have the muscles to pick up a girl; there's literally nothing sadder than some scrawny faggot failing to pick up a chick and sit her on his shoulders or whatever.
>>35686270
There's some anger and a story behind this post
>>35683489
>Complains about getting complimented
Get a load of this guy.
>>35687431
>being this autistic
OP wanted to brag, but needed an excuse so he wouldn't come across as braggadocio. It's the same shit girls do
>"ugh all these guys are hitting on me, so annoying".
OP is basically a little bitch who is not going to make it.
>>35683693
then go and buy some zyzz shorts
>>35686170
if everyone does it why are you so mad about being called out on it?
shit thread
sage
should be deleted.
>>35683635
Anyone have this picture without the feels shit?
>>35688194
>>35683585
I wouldn't count on not looking normie dyel to be a thing that would reestablish your game with the wimin, it would be a nice addition though, assuming such a game exists as of now, familia.
>>35683489
OP you sound like you don't get out much or have a whole lot of interaction with the opposite sex. Might want to work on this a bit as well as your bench :^)
>>35687857
Well put mate
>>35688227
because his life is as dull and meaningless as the rest of the chumps
>>35683635
What is armchair psychologist
>>35688797
>>35683489
You're like the guitarist that complains that your crazy shred isn't pulling in the ladies like Ed Sheeran or John Mayer do.
There's more to it than how much you're pulling, faggot.
>>35689858
far right blonde is perfection
>>35689877
makeup till im cakedup
>>35689858
Always thought that the blonde was qt but sad reality is that the rest are fucking horsefaced
>>35689877
>perfection
But she's not asian you fool.
>>35689869
But the bench press is a push exercise
>opinion discarded
Women are stupid and easily impressed it, you should worry about getting influence over you're peers and supervisors that's the difficult part. Not some Chick who think a 5 plate deadlift is basically super hero tier
>>35683489
meanwhile there are 16 year olds with perfect bone structure that keep 10% bodyfat without even trying that will steal those girls in 2 seconds
>>35683635
>>35683681
summed up my thoughts pretty well
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>>35688194
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