For my first ever OP in a fat hate thread, i present this before the group:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCNh5qH9w6w
what the hell is it?
>>35680450
Made it about two seconds in
>>35680450
http://www.bustle.com/articles/109182-7-things-you-might-not-think-are-fat-shaming-that-definitely-are
Number 6 is
"I can't believe I lost 20 pounds! I feel amazing!"
thats fat shaming now
>>35680802
That really is amazing. Fucking lazy fats. Here's a tip for them... Stop eating!!
people can have thicker bones
compare two guys of same height, a tanky samoan and a weedy basement geek who has never done any exercise in their life
did i just feed some trolls? maybe, but maybe also educated some noobs in the process
>>35680450
the one on the right has to be a gorilla skeleton with a human head or something
>>35680919
read it
>>35680919
Spot on. The head's photoshopped on. It's the exact same fucking skull as the one on the left, except it doesn't have the screws on top that hold it together. It's basically levitating.
>>35680919
>>35680969
guys it litereally says that in the fucking image if you read it all the way through.
the 'what is it?' is in reference to that strange goblin in the video
>>35680982
>>35680997
I'll take things that never happened for 1000 Alex
>>35680997
This has to be a troll.
>>35681042
so hard to tell nowadays
>>35681042
>>35681027
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hUeJU_Ao_w
wanted to make a new Fat Hate General with this video but we already have one so there we go
I feel bad for the kids but i also didnt spot a single toilet in this video
all the races coming together to shame fat people. beautiful
>>35681090
>>35680997
Stopped thinking it was real when the ham singularity had an attractive waiter came to her car
>And as I bellowed in my car at the volume of an amplified bison, the rest of the gang came out to comfort me. Sharon waddled to my car, reaching into my window to hand me the 6th of the cheesecake that I missed out on. Her bingo wing rested on my window, she must be resting it to prepare to lift it out. I open the box and see a happy face drizzled onto the cheesecake, and a bite taken from it. I'm calling the medical board to have my doctor fired.
Unaltered version
>>35681075
the riddle here is di
A)a fatty right these lies to make fat opperesion seem real
B)a troll wrote this to make fattys seem like nutty liers
>>35680997
As if a Doctor would actually act like that in front of a patient. Bs
this ones not fat hate, but im at work so my folders mostly anti feminism
>>35680718
Based
>>35681101
I'm ok with this one cuz it's funny and doesn't try to imply that being fat is somehow better than not being fat
Shame may provide the motivation but it doesn't burn calories
>>35681101
>>35681164
>>35681178
>>35681125
Muthafuckin based Daniel
>>35681125
More like this please. My folder could use it.
Top kek, my sides!
>>35681125
HA, roastie blown. the. fuck. out.
>>35681189
At least she knows shes disgusting.
>>35680997
The things they come up with when they lounge around all day. God damn.
>>35681120
Semi plausible, how ever the waiter bit destroyed any credibility this story could of had.
>>35680910
is this bait? Bc you got me. people can definitely have higher bone density, especially people like strongmen, but that isn't fucking interpreted at face value as them being fat. you can't see that shit, man. What're you? god damn mong with xray vision?
>>35681200
its not really on topic but here you go
>>35681310
>>35681310
I Appreciate it. Threads kinda slow
>>35681310
>>35681310
>>35681340
np
ive got a LOT in my folder but i try to avoid the stuff i see posted a lot in the recent threads. i mean its all reposts but i try to switch it up
>>35681360
>>35681372
This is the first time I've seen someone use a creationist argument to explain away why the world needs to cater to their corpulent ass. I'm actually impressed by that.
Anyways the reason people often gain back their weight is because once they lost some weight they often go right back to eating horrible shit and being lazy.
>>35681106
>I open the box and see a happy face drizzled onto the cheesecake, and a bite taken from it.
>>35681027
How do I upvote here?
>>35681125
Fucking savage
>>35680718
But what happened to his body?
>>35681304
you dont need xray vision to notice that two people of the same height can have much thicker bones in their wrists
>>35681360
Isn't this the same artist who tried to commit suicide because she was bullied by tumblr?
>http://www.dailydot.com/geek/steven-universe-fanartist-bullied-controversy/
The styles are similar.
Posted in a fitness group on facebook by a personal trainer. I don't know where to start, so much broscience and muhgenetics, help?
Posted these in the last one before it died, so have them. It's all I've got
>>35681514
no. and for the record she wasn't bullied, she was given criticism for her racist caricatures and in response she sent fake death threats to herself to manipulate sympathy from her white knights.
>>35681586
i always hate this. what kind of fruits and veggies was she buying? i shop at ralphs and can get all my fruits and veggies (literally every meal of the day other than dinner) for 30 dollars a week, and even then i could go cheaper if i just shopped at smart and final at that time.
>>35680910
Yeah, if a lean girl had ribs sticking out and complaining about big bones, that's fine, problem is far too many people who are in fact not "big boned" are complaining about it because they are fat.
>>35681088
my nutrition professor has focused her career on childhood obesity studies and im curious about what she thinks about the whole "should child obesity be considered abuse/neglect?" question
>>35680450
Firstly that's not a human skeleton and how can they tell its a healthy woman? Maby its 20 and died of all the fatty diseases.
>>35680802
Is this real? I'd somewhat understand "you'd be cute if you weren't fat" being hurtful but simply "You have a cute face" doesn't say shit about weight, why is that triggering. Or someone else being "body positive" about their less lardy bodies. Color me triggered
>>35680450
How was the skeleton on the right even made?
>>35681101
I don't even care about the fatfuckedness this skeleton one still makes me laugh
>>35681340
And because of what she did she was punished and went on to law school.
>>35681273
This is so not written by a fat person, probably /fit/izen troll
>>35681650
Gorilla skeleton with a human skull
>>35681668
>so fat
>SOO fat
>she wears shorts and tshirt to swim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xH7kKnHpgus
>>35681125
>girl from work who was always super flirty with him
lol no. He's fucking your friend Michelle.
>>35681687
I do feel bad for fat kids. It's not her fault, its her parents'
>>35681125
she played herself
>>35681426
That last paragraph.. Wtf am I reading
>>35680450
Just read the last paragraph.
>>35680997
>And I didn't even order chocolate sauce
See this is probably the most telling bit in my eyes. She lists this alongside the qt waiter comforting her, like it's of equal value and that of course it needs mentioning. Just bizarre.
Still, not like it happened.
such hatred in their hearts
>>35681752
i have a small dump of a couple that most people have probably seen. I wish we had some new stuff though. Maybe more videos
(this one is a personal favorite because of the lengths to which theyll go to find an excuse to NOT work out)
>>35681088
Please tell me there is more to this story and they didn't get fat because of neglect.
>>35681125
There's a male equivalent to this too.
>Guy wants to open the relationship, his gf is heartbroken but when he threatens to leave her she complies.
>She starts fucking tons of dudes and he gets nothing, even runs into her and some super jacked dude on a date.
>Can't swallow his pride and ask to close the relationship back up again
Moral of the story, if you try to initiate an open relationship with a partner who is reluctant to do so, prepare to have karma fuck you silly.
>>35681090
last post killed it so well
>>35680997
The doctor was pointing at the food because he wanted to know what it was because it looked good. She cut him off assuming he was fat shaming her, so naturally he was confused, he just wanted to know what it was. The rest is made up damage control after she realized her mistake.
>>35681756
Atleast the people who think this will die out.
>>35681813
i dont think anyones denying that, generally men avoid the open relationship cuz they arent going to do nearly as well in it. thats what made the story epic
>>35681577
I dont understand your problem.
Apart from "muh genetics" she has a legitemate question
She is practising IF and calories restriction, whats wrong with that?
I like this edit.
>>35681790
>i like being soft..not built like a man..but to each their own lmao...hahaha..
That's why she's fit shaming women. Body shaming is something women do to each other, it has nothing to do with misogyny.
>>35681393
>that self description
>I WANT TO BE DIFFERENT SO HARD PLEASE LOOK AT ME
>>35680982
SHE FUCKING NAMED HER CAT MEATBALL FUCKING OBESE LARDASS LANDWHALE FUCKING I HOPE SHE DIES WEAK WILLED CUNT
>>35681813
wasn that the videogame dev ?
In the end she left him and took his consoles ?
>>35681829
Wait what
I thought they were holding fast on their no fat chicks policy
>>35681855
you perfected it at 200lbs
>>35680450
I ate an entire 155g bar of chocolate and had a soda and man
I feel awful brehs
Feels like I'm gonna puke and have diarrhea at the same time
>>35681912
They are
That girl wore their brand to spite them
>>35681912
Do you REALLY think that that is an ACTUAL ad from the company?
>>35681927
Kill
>>35681698
Is it a man or woman? Wtf, when you need 2 people to wash your ass.
>>35681862
i dont see the major issue with it. i consider myself a middle ground kind of guy on most issues. i feel its insanely obvious that women do in fact have a harder time losing weight (i mean we have no problem admitting its harder to gain muscle) and some people do see m to be more naturally skinny than others. this girl acknowledges that its harder for her, but that she CAN still do it if she tries (even if she might be wrong on certain claims).
>>35681912
that fatty did it to 'spite' them by encouraging fatties to buy their clothes and wear them (stretched out and modified) over their fatty flesh.
>>35681829
some one shop
Hambur
ger &
FAT
on her shirt
>>35681934
Sorry for reading the filename like you always tell me to senpai.
Why the fuck would I have any frame of reference for what an A&F ad looks like?
>>35681698
>>35681880
the more we try to define ourselves, the less accurate we become.
>>35681964
that explains why she had to have a got guy with her as opposed to a fat one.
>>35681985
>>35681973
>>35681862
Genetics is also legitimate. People do have different genes. The poster isn't saying "I'll always be fat because of genetics" they're just acknowledging that they have to overcome crap genetics to lose weight. Which is a valid issue, because while genes dony make it impossible for anybody to avoid obesity they definitely make it more difficult for some
>>35681985
it's like alcoholics anonymous.
Nothin you can do about it, it's a problem. Best pray to gorb and learn to be happy.
>>35681088
There's a condition called Prader-Willi syndrome that makes you think you are constantly starving to death or something like that. I wonder if those kids have it.
The eldest daughter is thin so I don't think it's purely shit parenting.
>>35681976
Well for starters this one has a fat chick in it :^)
>>35681928
this right here is the prime example of crabs in a bucket mentality
jesus fucking christ she deserves death far more than anyone currently on deathrow in america
>>35682029
No it's not like AA, they are at least doing something to stay away from booze.
>>35681962
But she is asking for advice on how to consume ore calories...
>>35681770
WHY THE FUCK ISNT THERE EVER A MIDDLE GROUND WITH THESE PPL THEIR DIEtS ARE EITHER WAY TO LOW OR TURNED THE FUCK UP TO 11
>>35682080
and she's smoking, fucking bitch
>>35682098
*more
Thin privilege is not having to step around piles of food trash on the floor because fuck cleaning.
>>35682059
>she deserves death
if shes eating and making nonsense like that then she is already steady on her way, pal
also these nutritionally illiterate fucks that can't, don't, or refuse to actually /read into/ what they're putting in their recipes, and therefore what they're putting in their bodies, they deserve death as well.
i don't know how someone can be so fucking ignorant about their own bodies and their own health.
fuck, im mad
>>35681780
WOW this person just painted themselves into a corner with a bucket of intellectual manur
>>35682037
Is there any more of this? It's gotten me pissed off to the point where I'm actually kind of enjoying my anger.
>>35681652
>>35681317
Lol. That's why we don't poke crazy.
>>35682094
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>35681913
kek
>>35682080
Those balconies don't seem to sturdy
>>35681869
>Dat DL form
Nice.
>>35682200
That's why chick in the glasses is indoors.
>>35680802
Good job posting click bait bullshit you fucking idiot.
>>35681317
>>35682229
hips kinda low though. More of clean position
>>35680802
>>35682240
use https://archive.is to make sure you don't gove fatties clicks
that way they get less money from us
which means less mcDonalds for them
>>35682098
yes, because she worries that she is eating too little.
if ur daily intake should be 2000 to maintain, it should be 1500 to lose weight.
shes worried she is far below that (500 to 1000) and that its causing her body to go into starvation mode where it really fucks you up and does actually make you maintain fattness to a degree.
shes probably wrong and a bit delusional but shes not HAES level delusional. just 'im a noob'
>>35682074
yeah at least in AA your held accountable
if you fuck up and drink they expect you to get on stage and say "I fucked up and drank again"
>>35681426
The fuck does Subway Jared being a pedo have to do with anything?
>>35682247
right? that poor dude lost his entire life because a woman lied. jesus christ.
>>35682094
>how do I stop my roommate from improving herself? It intimidates me.
Also
>my bmi is technically overweight but I'm still healthy ;)
>110lbs for my roommate is still normal bmi but I feel like it's just not healthy!
Jesus fucking christ
>>35681393
>non-binary queer muslim
It would be executed on sight in sandland
>>35682080
As an engineer I would not set a toe on this balcony.
If you take 3 of her, this construction WILL definitly come down as a whole.
>>35681897
>>35681913
Hehehehe
>>35681426
>damage ur metabolism
>dieting can make you fatter
>>35682276
just an easy example of someone who lost weight and an easy way to shame him
>>35681915
iifym :^)
>>35682094
this drives me insane. shes not even trying to exaggerate her friend into doing something actually mean. is this REALLY good satire?
>>35681317
This is so common nowadays, literally zero evidence to back up the women too.
>>35680997
>knees hurt
>>35682343
Starving yourself will slow your metabolism, and your body will try to store as much fat as possible because it thinks that you're going to starve to death.
>>35682377
ugh. thank god im a faggot
>>35681774
fukin milf
>>35682277
this is why we need capital punishment
>>35680450
Music isn't bad for a land whale 12 year old. Sounds on par with the garbage on the radio.
>>35682392
yeah but that's not a permanent change
I believe the recommendation after dieting is 2 weeks at maintenance so that that kinda shit can balance
>>35682410
dear lord TRUTH
Terrible TRUTH
>>35682394
I wish I was a fag anon. Women don't contribute shit to society. I make 100k+ a year and have an above-average body, but all the women I meet are uninteresting generic white girls who make maybe half of what I make as a "Kindergarten teacher" or "secretary". I don't care about money, but they expect me to like them for their personalities alone? They don't even have carriers, yet alone their own lives. These bitches don't do shit mang.
>>35682406
so the poor guy could have been executed?
>>35680718
Figures. He eats 1 twinkie per day to show people that calories are all that determines mass, not the food you eat. Then all the fats scream "We can eat all the twinkies we want and still not get thin! We are fat because of our genetics!" They misunderstand the whole point of the demonstration, and the fact that he was eating only small amounts of these unhealthy foods.
>>35682461
shiiiiiiiiiit
like when fattys copy a bodybuilders Diet and don't understand why it makes them fat
>>35682406
What? Is this not a reason as to why there shouldn't be capital punishment?
Or are you saying out of a reason of mercy in this one case it would have been better if the guy had just been wrongly executed to save his suffering from wrongful imprisonment?
>>35681075
>I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS SO I'M PISSED OFF
>>35680919
read the last paragraph
>>35682080
Look at those gigantic, near useless, flabby arms.
God damn.
>>35682459
>carriers
kinda lost me there, what?
but i feel ya. its funny cuz i consider myself a bit of a feminist and a lot of my writing is female empowerment based, but even as a gay guy i avoid women as friends in real life. i really only have the one and its just because hes my best friends girlfriend. there are plenty of really awesome women out there, but they are not the norm.
i think it boils down to passion to some degree. with men its really easy to find someone who just 'really likes' something. almost every man seems to have their own secret obsession at the very least, and i find that relatable. women tend not to have that. they are content having 'facebook and netflix' as hobbies. men who present themself in that way turn me off just as much.
here's to hoping you find a man to fall in love with
>>35682482
fit version of pic related
>>35682499
Careers, I'm really fucking tired.
>>35682080
her fucking arms! they are so long!
>>35682528
lol i dont judge on typos or mispellings unless someone goes out of their way to act smart. no worries man.
sorry you cant find a qt. being gay is the shit. yesterday at the gym some hot french guy asked for my number, and were gonna work out together tomorrow.
>>35681075
President Ronald McDonald can't be stumped
>>35682568
Sweet, good luck to you, buddy!
>>35681913
#savage
>>35682353
tbqh cheat meals are ok iifym. Just don't do it too much
>>35682263
She is a personal trainer, that was my problem with her level of noob/delusion. Worried she will agree with delusional cows going "but I shouldn't be too far below because muh starvation" when they are underreporting and consuming 3500 kcal a day
>>35682717
ouch yeah, i didnt read it too finely cuz there was nothing inherently agonizing about it. my bad.
>>35681702
>she wears shorts and tshirt to swim
I recall that a lot of kids do the same thing, furthering the idea fatties are overgrown babies.
also
>women wearing shorts/shirt instead of one piece
i'll never understand
>>35681125
I feel bad for the girl.
She was peer pressured by all of her friends into doing something she didn't want.
Yes, she is a dumbass, but not a bad person
>>35682755
Grill here, what do you mean by one piece? I wear shorts/shirt combo in summer so that I can take shirt off and tan in bikini top + shorts or whatever, just easier
>>35681125
>...once youre their [sic]
stopped reading
>>35682748
Yeah should probs not be in a fathate thread, but I'm worried she will enable fatties, any advice I could give her without sounding like a prick so she will actually listen?
>>35682767
>her friend made a single case about it
>peer pressured
thats not what peer pressure is man. to the woman who wrote this, the entire thing seemed purely logical. shes not the 'worst person ever' by any means, but she was dumb, rude, and clearly didnt think that highly of her bf since she said things like 'i wasnt really worried about him sleeping aorund anyway'.
peer pressured or not she honestly thought she'd get a free pass to fuck without having to worry about her bf fucking.
>>35682083
Lost at hungry is a feeling
>>35682767
Yeah, had she fucked one guy I'd agree it would be laughable, but she didn't
>>35682800
talk to her and ask if she kept a food journal or used some sort of calorie counter. throw in a story (even if imaginary) where you thought the same thing happened to you but you were embarassed to realize that you had actually been over eating because of the little details in food you dont think of (like ketchup, for instance). talk to her and recommend that she do that before changing her diet so she can see how much she is actually eating calorie wise and to adjust based on that instead of the assumption that shes not eating enough.
thats the best you can do.
>>35682789
grills too if it matters(it doesn't)
I just mean a single piece swimsuit, as she is most definitely not going to be taking off her shirt. The shorts/shirt thing only works if you're not going to actually swim in them
>>35681617
>>35681650
>reading comprehension
>>35680718
So fooking based
>>35681702
kek the onion
>>35682767
Eh, she's a grown adult. She was sober, mentally composed, and made a conscious decision to do it. The reason why she is so upset is because she wasn't able to get some side action herself while on her trip--not necessarily because Daniel was getting some. She wouldn't give a flying fuck if she was getting railed while abroad.
But really, it goes for both genders. Not just women. Open relationships are not the best for most.
>>35681790
My favorite part about this is that once they get fat enough it's difficult to tell males/females apart, so she will look like a man.
>>35682755
Did you watch his video?
>>35680997
It's so hilariously obvious that it's made up, that it's kind of worth reading just to look into the naive, simple kind of thinking of these monsters.
>>35682080
Does her tit say "Fat Bitch"?
>>35682083
love 8) how they need to confirm to each other that they're hot and should fuck each other
>>35682872
Nope, title was enough for me. Even skinny kids wear shirts tho, shit over half of my hs freshman swim class wore shirts.
>>35681702
Dude this is behavior we should encourage. Do you really want to see her in a bikini?
>>35682499
faggot
>>35682125
If someone does shit to themselfs, it is their godgiven right to do whatever the fuck they want to their own body.
But if you're knowingly putting up bullshit recipes, to bring others down and spread corruption like that, you deserve death. At this point you're not destroying your own body, you are trying to corrupt and destroy everyone else, for whatever reasons you have.
>>35681393
It'd be funnier if it wasn't an obvious troll. How can someone be queer, pansexual, and genderfluid all at the same time?
>>35681393
>economically privileged
>sociology major
Explains everything m80s.
>>35682807
>>35682802
>>35682842
I wasn't saying she didn't cause her problems, I just feel like you can't hate someone purely because they're dumb/unwise
>>35682100
to be frank...the left picture isn't exactly thin.
>>35683013
I'm pretty sure pansexual and gender fluid and coexist just fine, not sure how queer plays into it though. Everything is so niche now it's impossible to keep track of it
>>35682992
well, yeah.
>>35683034
were not actually hating this girl so much as laughing at her. and doing something dumb or unwise can be hilarious when it was done rather selfishly.
we've all probably met her (or someone whose done something similar, or done something similar ourselveS) and get along with 'her' just fine.
frankly i think the elitist attitude over people who are seemingly less intelligent than the people mocking them is a bit ironic, becuase in doing so the person laughing makes themselves the bottom of the barrel, the actual cut off point for what is 'intelligent' as they see themselves as smart enough to be acceptable to people above them, but so dumb that literally anyone slightly less intelligent iwth them is inferior trash.
but all that being said, this is a woman who did something REALLY selfish and then had an extreemely selfish reaction. take away the stupidity and its still someone who wasn't mature enough to handle their own emotions. someone who thought 'lol my bf plays video games he cant get laid' and then felt 'hurt' that he did.
the issue here isn't her stupidity or lack of wisdom.
its her selfishness and to some degree even her ego.
>>35682094
>bmi overweight
>i carry it well
>have had to struggle to accept my body
How the fuck did she write this literally in a period without her brain exploding
>>35682364
I think it could be. Everything the roommate is doing makes perfect sense in the context of the story, but the way the tl;dr is written it's like they're almost hoping everyone just reads that
>>35681426
I'm currently taking a philosophy of science course at my uni, and I have been to one class, and red 3chapters (39 pages) in our primary text.
I can already call out her statement that "it is observably true that there is no real way..."
as pure BULLSHIT, and 100% unscientific and having no basis in reality, or any form of logic as defined by modern methods. Simply because she is spouting nonsense.
Fuck her, somehow she manages to have more shit come out of her mouth than she manages to stuff into it
Fresh off the fucking press
>Talking to a guy while waiting around for my coffee
>We start discussing weight lifting because we both happen to be security
>Mention that im planning on buying an olympic bar and weight set here soon
>He starts talking about his kettle bell collection when i get tapped on the shoulder
>I thought it was a man by the weight of the hand
>Turn around and its a hambeast on dependapotomus scale.
>2 very greasy chins where you could tell she had tried putting foundation on
>Curly purple hair down to her shoulders
>Bright red fucking lipstick
>Wearing what i assume were clothes bought from hot topic
>All while holding the largest sized frappamochadiabeetus.
Sir, im just going to make you aware that you are displaying fat phobia in public, if you continue i will call the police
>Dude behind me goes "The fuck is she on about?"
>I turn around
>Oh god what i am doing
>Oh no, im quipping
>"Something bout the bounty of Han Solo" are the words that leave my mouth
>Regret it despite the guffawing laughter of security bro and the barista
>SHESBEENTRIGGERED.gif
>She starts screeching at me about how shes a person like everyone else
>Throws her drink at me, flecks of mochasugar hit my cheek from the straw but it smashes against the window
>Which splatters the officer who just happened to be sitting there eating a pastry
>"WHAT THE SHIT" he yells and jumps up, now aware of whats going on (He seemed pretty tired, so he ws probably in the nom zone)
"OH GOOD THE POLICE ARE HERE, ARREST THIS ASSHOLE!"
>She says this and GRABS the front of his vest
>Officer grabs her wrist and cranks that shit like solja boy.
>Whale is now locked and taken to the ground.
>Other security bro grabs my coffee and we both hop over the struggling mound of woman and officer out the door
>Last thing i hear is a peeling wail as the door shuts
>>35682819
Bulkandcutatthesametime.jpg
>>35683197
My seids!
>>35683110
I understand why people dislike the girl so much now anon
Thanks
>>35683184
yeaaaaa bout that
>>35683184
>went to get coffee
>Saw a fat person
>thought of a funny joke
>exaggerate the shit out of the story for the sake of sounding cool in a thread
this is the worst thing i have ever read. you are on par with the fatties with how bad it is. i mean yeah you are supposed to exaggerate a alittle but jesus christ none of this sounds remotely real.
>>35682080
The one with the glasses is 10/10 GF material just because she understands the limits of construction steel and concrete. Keeping herself of the balcony deathtrap.
>>35683224
glad to help. i might be biased cuz i had a real life thing like this happen
>start seeing a guy
>he insists that he doesnt want anythign serious cuz recent break up
>perfect.jpg
>were dating for 9 months, and he lives with me on weekends towards the end (he works construction so it out of state a lot, comes back on weekends, made sense to sublet apartment so we could have steak for dinner every fucking night)
>he tells me about his sexcapades
>they turn me on hearing about them
>i accidentally send him a nudes instead of the guy i was planning to hook up with that weekend
>bf gets massively upset about this and leaves me at dennys claiming he had an 'anxiety attack'
dudes fucking 32 and lost his shit over his own goddamned rules.
>>35683081
Tru, but they only seem to eat '1000' calories or 5000.
>>35681774
Based mimi
>>35683184
I want to believe
>>35683358
>>35683230
I knew i should have taken a fucking picture
>>35682046
This is what I was thinking. Seems very strange that one daughter is stick thin while the rest are morbidly obese.
>>35683184
Please be real
>>35683307
I can't see how anyone would willingly do an open relationship.
>>35683420
>>35683247
>>35683230
Theres a bit of the whipped topping on my jacket. Its all i got
>>35680774
>light chuckle
>>35680718
That sounds awful
>>35683480
nigga thats cum stains
are you even fit?
>>35683480
Fugggg it I'll habeeb it if only to make me laugh a lil
>>35681125
That's just retarded
>women
>>35681125
>freedom for me
>not you tho das different
I'm mad
>>35683535
Are you implying that i fap in my work jacket?
>>35683579
Doesn't everyone?
>>35683480
m8 that looks like nut. you sick fuck.
>>35682066
Dad is solid.
10/10 would shake hands with.
>>35683594
This:0
>>35683197
Top kek.
>>35681125
A buddy of mine did this with his gf of 5 years. He's fat but humorous and charming and she's hot but a tad trashy.
>they move in together
>fight all the time
>decide to move back to their old arrangement
>also decide to have a 1month break
>in this break she fucked her neighbor and another random
>she originally said they just made out
>she then changed the story to they started fucking but she left midway
>months later finally outright admitted she fucked neighbor but never admitted to the random because the only person to verify is her best friend
>friend got nothing even though he always went on about girls wanting to bang him
>evidently it was only because he had a gf that they were interested
>claims he made out with a porn star at some metal concert
>he was the kid on the block who claimed his dad worked for Nintendo so he already has the next gen console but can't show anyone because it's supposed to be secret
>they got back together and have been together since
>>35681220
I P R E N
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>>35680997
>we all practice HAES
how do you "practice" HAES? By doing nothing?
>>35682080
>>35682904
clever cow... getting people to stare at those meatsacks by putting writing on them.
>>35681869
Goddamn diet coke goddamnit
