>I can't train because I have kids
>I can't train because I have work
No, the reason you can't train is because you're a lazy cunt, there's tons of people with kids and jobs that manage to train, you're just a lazy fucker. Guarantee half of the fucks waste hours watching TV every week.
And what is the point of posting this on /fit/?
What if you have two fulltime jobs? Bills don't pay themselves.
>>35678781
>I have bad genetics
I've literally seen you wolf down half a rack of ribs while washing it all down with like a gallon of sweet tea.
She was like 4'11 and at least 180 pounds.
>>35678786
Ah yeah, I forgot. Nobody here even lifts.
Lazy cunt
>>35678794
No excuses. Train at home. If you have two jobs, you can easily by a rack, weights, and bench.
>>35678794
Most people don't. That's not an excuse for not eating healthy tho.
I can't train because I'm fat and it hurts too much to do almost all exercise.
People who watch hours of TV every day always say they don't have time.
It kills me.
>>35678781
People should replace
>I don't have time to do xxx
with
>I don't make time to do xxx
Your life is a result of what you put into a day
>>35678815
If you work two jobs, eating healthy is an even more important for you.
>>35678781
>my knee hurts
>im not as strong as i use to be
>back in my day
>i don't want to get bulky
>my husband is fat so as a consequence so am i
>i have a job in construction
We should get home treadmills for everyone i say.
>>35678826
Someone actually say this or is that your excuse?
>>35678781
the kids argument can be valid
those fuckers require a lot of attention
>>35678826
>eat less
>become less fat
>start exercising
There you go
>>35678813
Im gonna go out on a limb here and say that someone who has to two two jobs full time to make ends meet doesn't have the disposable income to make a home gym.
I've always thought I was lazy, but I never miss a workout. There a plenty of things I can't be bothered to do, but working out isn't one of them.
>>35678799
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>>35678852
>2016
>Not bench pressing your own child and increasing your lifts as it grows
Never gonna make it.
>>35678840
>We should get home treadmills for everyone i say.
Naw. Put them on a leash and run them twice a day. The gov should pay us to do this. We can run doges on the side for extra cash.
>>35678781
"I can't walk"
Fucking pussies.
>>35678852
Plenty of people with kids that still train.
>>35678806
Seeing as how there's no lazy people here, I'm guessing you're just doing this go feel better making fun of other people.
>ITT college students that don't work full time who will stop working out when they work full time
>>35678929
>he thinks everyone is as lazy and weak willed as he is.
/r/ Maria Kang "what's your excuse" picture with the fat woman saying "my excuse is that I'm okay with this"
>>35678929
I went to school full time and worked at amazon full time and still fucking train. come up with another justification for your laziness you fucking bum
>>35678899
rich piana is that you
>>35678982
>works full time, goes to grad school, studies for professional certification exam and lifts 5 days a week
>gets called lazy by skinnyfat 19 year olds
My point was most of the anons in this thread have zero obligations but think they're superior because they lift for an hour a day. It's hilarious.
>>35678843
That's my excuse
I tried cycling yesterday, on the flat and I could only go about 500yards before stopping to regain my breath for 2 mins
I'm 6'0" and almost 300lbs
Is it possible that people just don't care? Or is it too harsh of a reality to face that what you deem as of utmost importance can matter very little to other people?
>Be wellness coordinator
>Job is to motivate fatties to lose weight to lower insurance premiums
>Fatties want Fitbits
>Convince governance committee to give me the funds
>Shop for weeks finding a supplier for the quantity I need, at the lowest possible rate
>Use budget to buy a corporate wellness app
>Integrated fitbit monitoring.
>6 months later, average fatty has 6 minutes of active time a month.
Well that was worth it.
>>35679085
It's supposed to be hurt.
>>35679099
That's fine, but they should say that. Instead of making up bullshit excuses.
>>35679099
For me mental health is a problem
I've had a really fucking tough few years and put on over 100 pounds by eating almost exclusively takeaway food and drinking heavily.
I've been intending to sort my shit out but it's such a massive mountain to climb I feel overwhelmed.
>>35679183
Just set a daily or weekly goal. Consitstrntly meet thst weekly or daily goal. Don't think beyond that point for now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obdd31Q9PqA
/thread
>>35678899
the fuck are those triceps
>>35678781
What if i leave for work at 5:30 and gets home at 21:40?
And also have a 1y/o at home who needs to be looked after?
>>35679241
Fuck, so much brutal truth there. Surprised they were allowed to make it.
>>35679252
Goal triceps.
>>35679281
Sounds like you have plenty of time before work.
Get a bench and squat rack and you can lift at home with your kid in the same room.
>>35679281
>16 hour shift
What do you do? Can you workout at work?
>>35678781
thats a shop right ? pls let it be shoped
>b-b-brehhhs
>>35678794
How is the number of jobs relevant?
If you work enough to live then you work the same as everybody else who isn't dead too.
>>35678863
That depends the fuck on what 2 jobs even mean.
Some fucker working 3 hours per week at one place, and 2 the other place doesn't qualify as having two jobs.
To me you don't qualify as having two jobs until the total sum of hours exceed those of one full time job significantly!
>I don't wanna get big I just want abs
Quote from friend who doesn't have abs
>>35679281
I'd say you're working hard, not smart.
>>35679252
Well developed. That's what.
>>35679687
Do you even read?
2 FULL-TIME jobs - that is like 40+ hours each a week.
>>35679085
That's why you do it, so that next time you can go 600 yards. Shit sucks at first, but it gets easier.
>>35679775
How the fuck can someone be so bad with money they can't live off of one fucking job?
>>35679823
>what is minimum wage
Do you ever associate with the working classes, my lord?
>>35679911
If you try even a little in school or at work you should not be working a min wage job, fucking retard.
>loser detected
>laughinggirls.jpg
>>35679911
Get this poorfriend
http://www.leannebrown.com/good-and-cheap.pdf
>>35679183
You just have to start doing it. When you are thinking about not doing it, do it anyway. No excuses.
>>35679927
Usually it takes something dramatic to rise much above minimum wage, like actually doing hard labor or using skills of some kind.
>>35680004
just go to some kind of trade school dumbass
if you look at the statistics you will see that most people working min wage jobs are part time workers and teenagers
>>35679927
>In school
and your parents (or country) paid for that, you delusional bastard. Not all countries give free education.
>>35679932
>4 dollars a day
I've got 7 dollars a week, bro :(
>>35678813
Because people get a second job to have a disposable income? Fuck dyel, do you even work?
>>35679932
Awesome. Thanks based senpai.
>>35679775
Considering you need to work 40 hours/ week to be regarded as a full time employee by most places, it's actually more like 80+ hours/ week.
It's not an excuse to be fat, but it's fair justification not to have the ultra-refined training schedule of people with more off time.
>>35679775
>>35680146
Whoops, didn't read your post very well, my bad on the "correction."
I'm lazy, I admit it.
I would love to start doing 20 minute jogs each morning, but a nigga can't stop playing WoW.
>>35680108
Get on dat dere SNAP? Assuming US.
If not US then... g4p on camsites? I don't know...
>>35680194
Not US and I'm not doing G4P again. That shit kills your soul.
>>35680215
>again
Have a test boost on the house bro
>>35680268
Thanks bro
>>35680176
get a friend or a dog, that way you'd be letting someone other than yourself down
>>35679600
>If you work enough to live then you work the same as everybody else who isn't dead too.
I hate to tell you but you are retarded anon. ;^(
Also i take it you are currently unemployed?
>>35680108
You can live off of $7 a week. I'm assuming you have some staple foods at your house. If not, start with eggs ($2.50/dozen). That gives you 6 mornings of breakfast. Get butter ($2/lb) to add calories to eggs and everything else. Get cheap tuna cans for protein. The next week, you'll still have 1/2 lb of butter so you can get eggs again, and tuna, and the rest of the money on rice. The following week you get butter again and chicken.
All about planning.
>>35678781
>OMG I HAAAAAAATE EXERCISES
Yeah bitch very, very few actually enjoy it. Most of us despise it at first, but come to appreciate what it does for our bodies.
>>35678781
>I can't train because I have kids
I can say for certain this is entirely situational.
I have a 2 year old and a 1 month old. When my first kid was born, I stopped training for like 3 months because me wife and I had no fucking idea what we were doing. Having your first kid honestly flips your lifestyle upside down, and between not being used to operating on 4 hours of sleep per day, and just generally not knowing what the fuck to do with a pissed off infant all day, training, while not impossible, is insanely hard.
I got back into training when my first daughter turned one and haven't stopped. I took maybe a week off when my second daughter was born, and that's ONLY because my wife had a C-Section and needed me around to look after her to avoid medical complications. Right after that week I jumped back into my routine as normal. I still only get 4-5 hours of sleep on a GOOD night, but I'm so used to it as compared to the first go round that a cup of coffee gets me back to normal. It also helps that my wife and I already have a firm grasp of what entails raising a newborn, so we weren't really caught off guard despite having a 2 year old hanging around too.
I can honestly understand if a single mom didn't go to the gym because that shit would be nigh impossible. However, a single mom doing a home workout would be more feasible, if not still pretty tough.
Kids are rough. The first year and a half is horrendous until they settle into a schedule and actually develop a personality. Until then, you're at the mercy of random outbursts of crying, not understanding what the fuck is wrong with them, and sleepless nights just because they feel like fucking with you. My wife and I were our first daughter's bitches until she was like 17-18 months when we had to start doling out that tough love (letting her cry it out, not always giving her her way, etc).
>>35680705
I do this, but It's more expensive here. 12 eggs are 4 dollars (cheapest brand) and dairy is way too expensive. The tuna is 2 cans for a dollar (cheapest brand). I do a lot of beans, rice and lentils bought in bulk, but it's pretty hard.
>>35680858
>Ground turkey is 4 bucks for a lb (a store near me had buy one get one free too)
>4 sweet potatoes for a buck each
>Dozen eggs $2.50
>Bag of rice $2.50
>Head of cabbage is like 70 cents
>Can of corn is like 70 cents
>Can of rotel tomatoes is $2.00
>Oats (can easily last 3 weeks) $2.70
Breakfast - 1 or 2 eggs and/or half cup oats
Lunch - Ground turkey stuffed sweet potato w/ veggies
Dinner - Rice and ground turkey/veggie hash
Snack (if you feel like being a fat ass) - 1/2 cup oats
Not that hard, dude.
>>35679400
4 hours of it is commute.
Can't workout at work.
Might have time but don't have the space in my cubical.
>>35680930
I still only have 7 bucks, bro. I can't buy that. And 12 eggs are still 4 dollars here. Do you even read?
>>35678929
I Work full time and still have time, you are just weak
>>35678929
I worked full time landscaping last summer and the summer before that, and I still did full body training three days a week.
It's fucking difficult, but you just gotta eat a shitload if you're doing manual labor, if not you just need motivation and energy.
>>35680993
Oh, didn't know you LITERALLY had only 7 bucks. Though you were just exaggerating to reinforce the point that you didn't have all that much money to devote to food.
Shit...that sucks.
>>35680786
>no home gym masterrace to teach your kid to fall asleep to the sound of clanking metal
>tfw child now cant sleep without sound of clanking metal so I have to do curls sometimes to get her to sleep
>my little girl is the opposite of a gains goblin
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>>35681047
Yeah it does
>>35681063
No Costco here bro.
>>35680993
The fuck are you doing with your money to where you only have SEVEN dollars to devote to food after working TWO full time jobs? Do you owe the mafia money or something?
>>35681084
I'm not the guy with two jobs.
>>35678830
>sleep faster I would recommend
>>35681099
Okay, well following the chain of posts it would lead me to believe such.
At any rate, how are you even surviving with 7 bucks a week for food? That's insane. What kind of work do you do?
I remember leaving the nest at 23 and struggling to live off 60 a month for food. How in the world are you doing it off 28 bucks a month?
>>35679577
It's not shopped :(
https://www.instagram.com/kathyzworld/?hl=en
>>35680946
>4h commute
Wtf do you live on mount everest or some shit
>>35679911
Minimum wage is plenty to live off in a developed country (not burgerland)
>>35681076
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>>35680739
They dont appreciate struggle and perseverance. Most of this generation doesn't.
>>35678929
i used to work 70 hours a week in a warehouse.
still made time to lift 3 days a week
>>35681114
I do dumpsterdiving sometimes, but the supermarkets have starting to lock their dumpsters so that won't do anymore. I use store offers when they have it, and some stores have deals where if you find food that is expired you get it for free. It's not great but I get along.
>>35680946
> 4 hour commute
ever consider moving? That sounds fucking awfull
>>35678781
you're preaching to the choir, dude.
also, just because you lift doesn't mean you're not lazy.
>>35678929
not me. it's a shitty situation but that's why i'm working and going to school at the same time. so that one day i may.
>>35681191
I hate to seem like I'm getting all in your business, but I'm genuinely curious:
1) Where do you live? Obviously you have an internet connection, so you're not homeless. Are you like in a housing community or something?
2) What kind of job do you have, and how much do you make?
3) Do you lift or go to the gym? I have to ask because you seem like you don't have much money, and gym memberships can be pretty expensive. If you do lift, how are you managing to get a decent diet?
Dunno brahs.
I work min wage full time and have my own studio, car, etc. I buy groceries every single day just about.
I don't really have much friends, and those that I keep close with we only do activities that are cheap, like hiking. I go shooting now and then, which is pretty expensive - I'd like to do that more but I'm focusing on saving cash before taxes right now...
It's not easy, it's not like when I was pulling $750 a week and living at home where I could just shower myself in shit I wanted all the time but I'm a live.
I go to the gym at least three times a week with a bro, free gym since its at his work.
I'll be getting my own membership at a gym a few blocks from my house soon so I can go more frequently and get pointers on squatting and dead lifting safely and shit...
Also having a gf is nice but it is a funds and gains goblin. Take that shit slow bros and don't worry about getting a waifu. I eat healthier and have all my time to myself without a gf
>>35681498
No prob.
1. I live on a friends couch atm (using his internet), and sometimes I stay with another friend (so not to bother friend nr 1 too much)
2.Job searching. I find odd jobs where I can and sell stuff I own to earn a bit of cash. I made 40 bucks in December, and have made 32 bucks so far in January.
3.BW and some home made weights. The diet thing is bit of a problem, but I got a box of whey for Christmas, so that helps with my protein macro.
>>35681611
Sucks to hear mate. Good luck finding a job, I'm sure it'll help.
>I can't train because I'm afraid that i will like the person i become and have to enjoy life when i would rather be fat and unhappy so i have someone to blame when the only person i have to blame is myself
>>35681645
Thanks, bro
>>35678781
I can't train because I got a new puppy and I can't leave the little shit alone for even
Seriously
It tried to swallow a coat hanger yesterday
>>35678886
My kid will be like 70kg max, and that's by the time she's 18. Even OHPing her would be (literal) baby gains.
>>35678794
I know a girl who works 80+ hours a week. She also rakes care of 2 dogs, has a greenhouse she manages, AND finds time to hangout at least once a week. Yet she still runs almost everyday and does calisthenics a few times per week. She's also been saving money like a champ to open her own business. She is the perfect example of dedication, everyone else can get fucked with that shit.
>>35681792
I bet she's unstable and on drugs
>>35678929
Get a load of these weak-willed, discipline lacking faggot. What's the matter, can't stop by the gym and workout after work for 45 minutes? What are you, a lazy sack of shit?
>training
i just love when \fit\ uses this word
>>35680108
The fuck do you do? Work an hour a week?
>>35681155
Not the same bro, but I live in a small town in Canada.
Nearest Costco is a 3-4ish hour transit either direction that costs about 6$ for the bus at least (assuming I'm fast enough in the store to use transfers), as well as 11$ on the ferry ride back, not to mention the price of a Costco card itself. I'd have to be saving over 25$ per trip to make it worth my while on addition to recouping the price of the Costco card.
>>35679241
BASED
>>35680786
Amen to all that fellow dadbro
>>35681831
She smokes weed like a few times a month. And is perfectly stable. She wouldn't be able to do what she does if she wasn't stable. Just because you're a lazy piece of shit doesn't mean anyone who isn't is "unstable".
>TFW I have a poor home gym
I want to go back to the gym but the Hospital and studying takes away all of my energy.
When I get home after a 48h shift allI wanna do is sleep and rest not exercise.
>>35678781
>My New Year's Resolution is to get fit
>>35679775
>>35679911
You won't be working full time in retail or around those paid minimum wage, Obamacare made 30/hours full time, meaning its 29 or less or you're a supervisor or manager
>>35682435
Surely you qualify for some kind of welfare
>>35682716
No I don't
the apartment staff at the complex i live in locked the gym tv to the fucking food network and it's really killing my motivation, i'm not against asking them to change it but i like having the tv on while i work out and it wouldn't be the first time i've asked them about it
who watches the food network at the gym. i'm not overweight, but seeing cooking and eating when i'm trying to exercise is a big kick in the teeth and it makes it an ordeal.
>>35682759
Last time I watch TV at the gym Sandy Hook was going on
>>35681118
Fuck anon, I'm 22 days into nofap
>>35678794
I have two full time jobs, am finishing my last semester in college, lift six days per week, and run every day. There will always be excuses.
>>35681863
When did I say I didn't workout? I lift 5 times a week, work full time, and go to grad school. Most anons' days consist of maybe going to class, playing vidya for 5 hours then going to the gym. This somehow makes them better than people with actual responsibilities who don't workout. Bunch of naive rejects ITT.
>>35682759
My gym plays ESPN and MTV on their TV's.
My wife watches the food network CONSTANTLY, though. I like it, because I like thinking of ways to make all those delicious looking meals healthier.
>>35679305
Mate you're fucking delusional.
At this point, cutting into his sleep even more would make 0 sense. Let's face it; he first needs to improve his life circumstsnces and should exercise on weekends.
Fucking /fit/ stop estatting regarding how long you work
>>35681742
How the fuck did a puppy leap over a metre near-vertically to get access to the coat hanger?
>>35682759
Is called "a dissaprin" and having food on tv is strengthening yours subconsciously; this method works if you have the strength of character to not then go pig out of course.
>>35682950
Not the anon you're referring to, but people without kids will NEVER understand the struggle, lol.
Their needs come first, and being a GOOD parent is the ultimate show of unselfishness.
I'm >>35680786, by the way. That being said, I left the gym until my first daughter made one. At that point, my wife and I had firmly established a sleep schedule for her (mind you, she'd wake up every now and then, but that's a 1 year old for you). Every other night, she'd take a bath, and we'd have her in bed by 7:30 or 8. My wife and I essential developed "shifts" for dealing with her when she'd wake up. 2 days, I'd have the first shift and deal with her if she woke up from 8pm-12am, then my wife would have 12am-4am, and I'd take 4am-8pm. Then the next two nights were reversed.
With that schedule, I was able to go to the gym guilt free at 8pm 2 nights in a row, every 2 nights (meaning I'd get 3-4 days at the gym per week, which is pretty good).
Maybe you could try a schedule like that. My daughter is 2 now, and sleeping like a normal person, so I don't even factor her into the equation of sleepless nights (she actually started sleeping through the night at 16 or 17 months). Now my 1 month old gets up 2-3 times per night, but I'm still able to go to the gym following the parental shift schedule I just told you about.
>>35678781
>work in a hospital
>am routinely called to work double shift (16 hours) at a moment's notice
>nearly always on call
OP I am almost 100% sure you are a freshman in college who has no internships or other jobs and have way too much free time.
Or this is pasta/bait again.
>>35678781
I once went to a course, where the teacher showed us like 30mins of stuff he does while watching movies with his granddaughter
>>35683059
>being a GOOD parent is the ultimate sign of unselfishness
Yet, somehow, your kids are your go to excuse/trump card for every situation.
>I can go to the gym cuz muh kids
>I know you covered my shift last week anon, but I can't return the favor cuz muh kids
>I can't help anyone ever cuz muh kids
I have two friends in the new dad phase. One stopped training for half a fucking year because, you guessed it, "muh kid." The other gets up every day an hour earlier than he did because he refused to let himself be weak and get fat using his child as an excuse. He wants his son to know that commitment, even when it's tough, is important. One of these guys I respect, guess which one. Blaming your laziness on your child is one of the most bitch ass things I have ever heard, not to mention the most selfish.
>>35682922
Do you ever sleep?
>>35683215
Did you like skim over my entire post or are you just trolling me? I literally gave the other guy options to allow him to go to the gym...
>I work 2 jobs
>go to school full time
>do internships
>party every night
AND I STILL HAVE TIME TO LIFT 3 HOURS A DAY.
STOP BEING A BUNCH OF WEAK FAGGOT PUSSYY CUNTYS
>>35678899
>mfw this guy is immune to the SS meme.
>>35680108
come on, what do you do? beggars get lot more than that everyday... just start asking for money or a decent job on the streets, you'll save money and time, and can find someone to offer you a job...
>>35679252
>rolls himself in a wheelchair all day
What do you think?
>>35678781
having kids is a legit reason, especially babies
>>35685371
fatty housewife detected
>>35678899
And people say you NEED to so squats
>>35678929
Actually, I had an easier time finding time to workout when I was on my workterm, going back to school was what fucked me up.
When I graduate and start working full time, I think I'll have an easier time
>>35685158
Goblins and gnomes!
