Reminder to do a gains goblin cleanse for the new year
>grind papaya seeds with pumpkin seeds and mix with honey and eat
>eat 2 cloves of garlic
>drink wormwood tea
Do this for two weeks 2-3 times a year
if you have worms please go to a doctor
Did anyone else have relatives tell them that junk food gives you parasites?
>be young
>relatives tell me and my younger cousins that eating junk food gives you worms
>we believe it
>years later
>realize that they must've said it so that we would each have a healthy diet
>talk to them after years of not seeing each other
>they were being serious
>they still think this
Now I try to avoid eating what they cook.
>>35672087
Always heard that. Specially about sweets and candy.
>>35672087
They can thrive off junk food but they won't come from it. Likely what your grandparents were trying to say
One year I got an amoeba (Entamoeba histolytica) and subsequently had amoebic dysentery.
I had never, I mean NEVER, before felt such utter exhaustion. I was shitting 8 times a day with a thick mucus covering my wet, drippy, clumpy shits. Blood was coming from my ass and I couldn't even leave my house.
I had to drive myself to the hospital with a fucking makeshift diaper formed from old towels under sweat pants.
>unironically telling me to do a cleanse
what do you think my fucking liver is for?
>>35671993
I went multiple times because I was losing weight while eating huge, and all they would say is "nobody gets worms".
Got bloodwork and x-rays.. nothing.
>>35672087
No,my parents are doctors.
>>35672157
my sides ache after laughing at that one
>>35672157
you probably got it front licking a dirty butthole
Daily reminder that a 'cleanse' is just a marketing term, not a scientific one.
>>35672177
>check em
Also the some of the only quality posts to reply in this cancer-bait thread
>>35672206
It was hell, anon. Don't laugh.
>>35672218
Actually, I got it while traveling in South America. My fucking friend fed me unwashed fruits that I later found out had been fertilized with literal human shit. God damn savages throwing their shit all over fruit.
>>35672262
If you want worms shitting in your stomach it doesn't affect me at all
>>35672304
Reminds me of
>>35672317
You're not even clever
>>35672157
>I had to drive myself to the hospital with a fucking makeshift diaper formed from old towels under sweat pants.
someone post that story about the guy itching his ass and getting a handful of worms and/or that gif of the pornstar with worms in her ass
>>35672908
I think they were skin tags on her asshole but we may be thinking of different vids
>>35673231
wtf are skin tags
>>35672157
i probly would of killed myself at that point anon
>>35671975
>wormwood tea
enjoy your psychosis.
>>35673231
nah bruh it was that Jenna Haze vid and you can see a pin worm start wriggling it's way out of her ass and you see her like begin to scratch her ass but stops since she's getting fucked
