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Steroid general
err'body looking to fuck, why on earth would you pay for sex Edition edition
Previous edition edition >>35658351
I'm paying for sex because I'm lazy and I want a girl to come to my house with 0 effort involved
>>35664549
It's less lazy to hop on the internet. If I earn £10 an hour and spend £50 on a girl that's 5 hours of work......where as a total of 10 minutes messaging a girl over the course of a day could get me countless free sex
>>35664588
>If I earn £10 an hour and spend £50 on a girl
If you earn £10 an hour getting pussy should be the last thing on your mind.
Lifted and drank half a gallon of whole milk before 8 AM
Gains soon
>>35664626
Update
Had to piss in a mcdonalds cup in my work parking lot because nobody showed up to unlock the door
Don't drink so much in the morning
>roids
Enjoy your osteoporosis, LOL
Tinder for easy puss
/fraud/'s stance on recreational drugs?
I think they're generally an obstacle to gains tbqh, but I think I look sick after a night of drinking. not sure if diuretic or beer goggles or both
>>35664763
Fun sometimes but should only be done rarely
>>35664588
>could
Shed be a 4/10 though
>>35664763
Alcohol is a vaso-dilater
>drink booze
>enhance vascularity
>???
>profit
>>35664604
>If you earn £10 an hour getting pussy should be the last thing on your mind.
Fookin rekt
>>35664841
You smashed a tranny or was anon lying?
>>35664854
>anon
Cheeky said it.
>>35664604
>>35664841
>was just using round numbers
>>35664854
The tranny smashed him
>>35664894
>was just using round numbers
Does that mean you are actually making even less and you were rounding up
>>35664905
groce
>>35664942
Neh making some pennies more, the point wasn't the money. It was that it's even lazier to spend any amount of money on a prostitute
>>35664956
Point missed, since you assumed the guy paying for a prostitute worked at a fucking supermarket.
I have to work 2 to pay for what most people consider "luxury prostitutes". Know what I do? Every Friday I decide to work from home, so I just order one while I'm on the clock.
>>35664990
>I have to work 2 to pay for what most people consider "luxury prostitutes"
Yeah and I work to buy material shit and get girls for free.
Fraud have you ever had a girl seriously look over your body rubbing your muscles and say NIIIIIIICE?
Asian qt after sex the other day was rubbing over my chest and triceps and grabbed my back and we proceeded to fuck again right after. It was great. Even for a former fat fuck after losing 140 lbs she still thinks my body is sexy regardless of the loose skin. She also complimented me on the lower abs belt thing. Dont remember what it was called
>>35665018
>For free
You put a lot of time into getting girls to fuck you, if you take all of them into account, including the ones who reject you.
I most likely spend less, or the same amount of time in order to get a 10/10 fuckmachine whose sole existence relies upon their blowjob skills.
Nothing is free.
>>35664588
lol poverty mode
>>35665060
>if you take all of them into account, including the ones who reject you.
At last I truly see
>>35665060
>You put a lot of time into getting girls to fuck you,
I send about 5 messages a day to a chica. That's about 2 minutes work. If there is say 5 girls, that's 10 minutes work a day. You seem to work some high profile well paid job to get "luxury prostitutes" which hardly even exist.....please show a picture of a luxury prostitute, that hasn't been ducked by 10 druggies before you that day. We probably come out with the same money at the end of the month as a results and I have the nice feeling if knowing I don't have to pay for a girl
>>35665128
You got to be pretty lucky in the looks department to only put in 10 minutes to get a hookup going. Even then, you get flakes, girls who cum to fast, girls who won't do this or that.
I mean, knowing a girl is only fucking you because she wants to get off on your cock is a huge plus, but don't act like hiring a porn star doesn't have its benefits as well.
Trying to buy Nolva for the first time off ADC. Do I really have to fax in a prescription?
>>35664564
No one is saying capitalism fails you idiot, if you knew anything about anything you'd know with Capitalism you NEED socialism along with it, America already has tons of socialism in place and without it out country would be shit!!!
>>35665206
Pornstars cost quite a bit more than 50 bucks, but yeah I agree with you.
Unfortunately I get off other girls really wanting me. If not I'd totally go down that route.
>>35665206
>>35665206
I'd kill to have Riley Reid ride me.
That ass tho
>>35665235
>without it
>socialism
You spelled minorities wrong
>>35664763
Not bad in moderation. I smoke weed pretty regularly just because it's so mild, and has pretty much no real significant detrimental effects, kind of a bad idea when cutting tho desu.
I use acid and shrooms on the rare occasion, because it has a therapeutic nature when taken correctly and can be good for my mind/brain I feel.
I'd do Molly on the rare occasion as well if I could find shit that wasn't cut with all kinds of shit and didn't barely work, when I used to be able to find it like that I found it to be like the roid of social skills lel, and I truly believe some of the best nights of my life were spent on it.
Alcohol I personally don't enjoy much anymore, but in moderation it doesn't hurt
>>35665206
>You got to be pretty lucky in the looks department to only put in 10 minutes to get a hookup going
I suppose i am lucky in that sense a little however hitting the gym and getting a good haircut will make a good enough difference for anyone
>get flakes
That's true, no real loss though
>girls who cun to fast
What? You must have met some weird girls, girls can go for a lot longer than a guy and cum many more times
>don't act like hiring a prostitute doesn't have its benefits
What? Literally what benefit?
>>35665286
I'd kill to get my hands on some Molly just once, dude. It'd be fucking nice.
>>35665289
I think he's trying to say with your typical girl, you have to worry about them either being lazy, unwilling to do certain things, or just not very good at sex in general, whereas someone who's paid to fuck and be good at it would be open to a lot more, and would make it a much more pleasurable experience in some cases.
I have met some girls that came too quick though. Forced me to stop because they couldn't take anymore. These were tiny bitches tho so my average sized dick was too big for them kek
>>35665318
If you do you also need to watch out for the cut shit that's everywhere nowadays. I used to get it pretty pure, nowadays the last few times I've tried it I barely felt anything, and pretty much wasted my money, and it's not tolerance because I always at the very least take a few months to a year off in between rolls.
Idk maybe they'd have the good shit on the deep web but I haven't had the balls to check it out yet since Silk Road was shut down, probably will soon though
Anyone know a good market on the deep web?
>>35665318
molly is fucking bullshit desu. 6-8 hours of wanting to roll around in a bed with your eyes closed, in exchange for 3 days of feeling like complete and utter depressed shit.
not worth it. you sleep also turns to fuck for the next few days.
honestly, you can have the same amount of fun with beer and weed. molly's comedown is just too fucking shitty to be desireable.
>>35665318
>you have to worry about them either being lazy, unwilling to do certain things, or just not very good at sex in general,
Can still get off yourself though lel. If JM can get off with a plastic ass I'm pretty sure a guy can get off with a boring girl
>>35665379
>3 day comedown
Nigga that wasn't molly lol
And you'd want to do way more than roll around in bed you have too much energy to sit in one place all night
>>35665386
a plastic ass is vastly superior to an average woman in bed
you can just sodomize it endlessly
>>35665410
I still cannot comprehend, how you could fuck a plastic pussy lmao.
Funniest and craziest shit that i have heard over here
>>35665378
/r/darknetmarkets
>>35665471
well i threw it away because if i die and my family finds it, it will be disgrace
it feels phenomenal tho
>>35665378
Nucleus is the best at the moment imo
>>35665378
https://www.reddit.com/r/darknetmarkets
>>35665378
>>35665379
I've literally never heard anything like this, anon. I've always heard pure molly was good shit and provided extreme social gains. Take it once a month to once every few months and go to a club after for max social gainz.
Evo, I'm gonna ask a guy I know locally if he knows of any clean shit lol. I'll keep an eye out for that cut shit tho. Haven't thought about using Molly in a long ass time lol.
>>35665386
yeah, this is true too. Idk I'm just not satisfied with sex if I can't get my dick sucked, fuck her raw, get it sucked again, and then either blow on her face or fuck her 'til I blow inside.
Anything else is just extremely dissatisfying to me. Might be because of years of fap/porn addiction idk or maybe just too high expectations lol.
>tfw nofap 2016 still goin' strong and haven't fucked the lady since before New Year's Eve
I'm afraid gonna kill someone when I finally unload lol
>>35665480
Yeah good you did. Like wtf breh
Yeah, like you also delete your browser history, because when you die they mind find out lol.
Kek, that image when they would discover that plastic ass covered in semen. Lmao
Dad would be disappointed.
>>35665471
He only has to pay once for this kind of pussy?
>receive my pct products today
>package is manually marked with "666"
i can't lie, this makes me wonder if there is something funny going on
>>35665532
>Dad would be disappointed.
forreal
>>35664763
used in moderation (I SAID MODERATION) they can generally be ok
alcohol is a diuretic so you're holding at least a couple pounds less water which will up definition by a good bit, also you're in your most fasted state so once you drop the cosby kids off at the pool you're going to be the lightest and slimmest you'll be all day
>>35665227
no
>>35665524
5-mapb is nice too
>>35665532
>Dad would be disappointed
hold on, lemme get ready to rip this one out
>>35665537
it cost like 250 euro
when i told one of my regular prostitutes about it she was mad as fuck MAD AS FUCK
Bored in a hospital waiting room.
Since starting dead lifts several weeks ago, my posture corrected itself. I feel 1-2 inches taller.
Also upping my salt intake like crazy on tren makes me not fatigued and helps sleep. No water retention, tren dries it out fast. 8g+ sodium from pink salt a day.
>>35665537
>paying for pussy
>>35665547
It's a sign. Satan is stopping you breh.
What you got for pct?
Don't ignore the signs.
>>35665378
nucleus is the best
>>35665547
>inb4 jm killt
>>35665562
I'm gonna Google that 'cause I've never heard of it lol.
>>35665574
>when i told one of my regular prostitutes about it she was mad as fuck MAD AS FUCK
>told my prostitutes
Lmaoooo
>>35665379
Molly is usually 3-5 hours and it makes you happy and talkative as fuck. You didn't do molly, maybe MDA or something.
>>35665579
i got some clomid
still waiting for my hcg
also i have a lot of nolva
Vg rektt
>>35665600
>ring ring ring
>herro this is jm
>jm jm jm, i need you to come fuck me now (for money trolololol)
>no i bought a plastic pussy it's amazing
>what!!! you are sick !!!
>it cost 250 euros
>what!!!! i cant believe you!!!!
>feels good man
>ok bye!!
>>35665635
I have read nasty story about clomid, causing blindness /permanent eye damage.
Dunno if it's true or not, but that scared me
>>35665058
I had two girls at work rubbing my chest and back saying how solid it felt. Felt okay man.
>>35665680
hehehehe
believing such stories
i read about guys turning into crossdressers from finasteride
lol
>>35665479
Saving muh peektures
Jk she has really nice titties if you find her tumblr.
>>35665688
what kind of degenerate place do you work at?
>>35665640
lmao
>>35665680
wtf. I use clomid with my nolva anytime I've had to come off :(
>>35665664
bruhhhhh why would you tell them lmao
>>35665688
these are always such great feels. 'mirin brah.
>>35664990
>bragging on the internet
>bragging on the internet about buying prostitutes
>>35665712
>bruhhhhh why would you tell them lmao
me and that ho were close like peas and carrots breh
i celebrated new year 2015 in her place, this is when i first fucked her raw, no pulling out, and she didnt charge for it. romance by the moonlight
it was a glorious time
a few months ago she pissed me off when i was supposed to go to a birthday party with her and she nagged my gift wasnt wrapped and it wasnt good enough and bla bla bla
and i told her fuck you i'm going home and never call me again you annoying hag!!!
>>35665693
Who said i believed it. I clearly said "i dunno if it's true"
Kek, that fani story
>>35665664
Lmao
>>35665737
that's pretty close bro
idk why but I've yet to experience anything as satisfying as fuckin' a bitch raw and not pulling out.
i just ate 8 kiwis in a row
i cant stop when i start
same with bananas
no homo
>>35665562
Would try 5mapb if I wasn't paranoid after what happened to chem
>>35665760
i could have managed that last encounter but i sort of escalated it because i want to walk out on this bitch bullshit anyway
>ring ring ring
>herro this is jm
>jm can you come to birthday party now with me
>now? are you crazy
>plz
>no
>plz
>no
>plz
>if i can have free sex raw no pulling out
>ok
>sweet, i'm coming over
>buy quickly a gift for this small girls birthday, necklace and earrings
>bring also bottle of whiskey from home
>arrive at hooker place
>she complains my gift isnt wrapped
>tell her no time
>complains gift aint nice and she bought an ipad (for 3 year old child)
>complains i brought whiskey not wine as she asked
>tell her to stop nagging me
>she says maybe we shouldnt have sex
>i'm mad as fuck
>take my stuff back
>leave
>tell her to never call me again fucking bitch sm h
>>35665784
id like to watch you eat 8 bananna's. :)
>>35665813
I think Chem's bad trip that landed him in shitsville was on acid iirc.
>>35665825
fuckin' prostitutes get as bad as wives if you don't bust out that pimp hand to keep they're asses in check.
>ur gift sux
>no u
>no sex
>that's fine i have plastic ass
>>35665532
>>35665562
so, where was I?
the unwashed silicone ass is the least of his worries, this... "man" is the child of a neurologist (or neurosurgeon who the fuck knows) and a woman from presumably an old money family
so living up to these very high standards we have a faceless office drone that hasn't even hit middle management and is right on the doorstep of 30, obsessed with his own vanity and with base greed and the most crude, vulgar displays of wealth possible
he's in rabid self-denial about going bald, had a half breed child out of wedlock with a literal african whore and then abandoned both only to pathologically fixate on the latter while ignoring the terminally ill bastard halfrican until well after he died and could use that in sad transparent attempts to garner sympathy
I'm almost completely certain he literally has no friends and no social life, but then again I don't see how anyone could stand to be around him for any length of time without committing a murder/suicide
literally the only non-work social interaction he gets is with whores that I'm honestly surprised don't fucking starve to death given how mind-bendingly fuck ugly they are, I'm pretty sure more people pay them to put their clothes back on than venture their dicks near the eldritch bear-trap mouths or the cunts that I assume must flap like they've got an applause track when they walk and whistle in the breeze
I might finish this when I'm not on a phone
>>35665941
their* fuck
>>35665941
>fuckin' prostitutes get as bad as wives if you don't bust out that pimp hand to keep they're asses in check.
damn straight
new to /fraud/
are there any steroids that don't mess with you too much? like hairline, willy no longer working, etc?
>>35665998
just do test if you are scared
>>35665950
>honestly surprised don't fucking starve to death given how mind-bendingly fuck ugly they are
Kek, you know you're fucking ugly when you're starving.
12/12 would read again
>>35665950
>but then again I don't see how anyone could stand to be around him for any length of time without committing a murder/suicide
Kek
Holy shit. You should be poem writer.
This guy is insane. I just always agree with him.
>>35665998
If you're genetically prone to hairloss, it's going to be accelerated by just about anything you do, but tren/mast and I think winny make it worse.
willy is usually an estro/prolactin issue. Keep your levels fine, and you won't have a problem. I've never experienced 'roid-induced limp dick desu, but I haven't run tren higher than 700mg/wk or compounds like deca.
A first cycle you're going to want to do 500mg test e/c a week with dbol weeks 1-4 and 9-12 anyway. Not much worry about either of those issues on that cycle, just make sure you keep your levels good so you don't grow tits.
>>35665950
goddamn dude.
10/10 read
will read sequels
>>35665950
lol
Also, you have any thoughts on stomach vacuums?
>>35666038
what is the real chance of perma damaging my system if i run a 500mg/ week test-e cycle for 4-6 months?
Are there any real downsides to roiding?
Assuming i only take roids to reach my genetic potential faster and do not go overboard that, will i lose any gains when i come off?
>>35666055
>asking a bunch of addicts
>expecting a legit answer
I wonder what jm's response will be.
Shit is on firee
>>35666055
>>35666055
Your body should recover so long as you do PCT afterwards.
I personally wouldn't roid to get to my genetic potential and just stop but that's just me. I use for the good feels and because I want to be bigger than I could possibly be naturally.
There's always a downside to everything. You're risking hairloss if it's in your genetics (but who doesn't love the local bald badass). Lipid panel will be all fucked up on cycle so watch your bp and cholesterol and shit. Not sure if it's scientifically proven or not, and personally dgaf, but 'roiding supposedly enlarges the heart muscle too which can lead to heart damage after prolonged use. However, look at people like Arnold or Stallone who are old and still in excellent health or shape for their age (I'm looking at you Stallone). Motherfucker can go from old and saggy to shredded in the blink of an eye when he's going from role to role.
Lost gains will be minimal if you're at your genetic max and PCT properly.
tl;dr roiding has obvious health impacts, take care of your body and you shouldn't have any issues.
>>35666101
oh meant to say, your body will recover on its own eventually even without PCT, but you risk your gains that way, and it'll take 6+ months most likely versus a month or two on PCT.
>>35665595
5-mapb is the fucking tities man. Extreme euphoria, I couldn't open my eyes when peaking because of how good I felt. MDMA is much more social, I got some clean shit I start bouncing around talking to everyone when rolling. Only problem is in like last 6 months Ive rolled like 10 times. Need to take a large break so I don't lose any magic.
>>35666053
Them blue titties. Too bad they like nonlifting guys.
>>35666149
looks a bit pudgy
>>35666144
Damn dude, definitely need to take a small break at least.
Fuck you guys, now I'm gonna end up blowin' cash on more drugs lmao
>inb4 degenerate addict
>>35666053
meh I don't do shit for direct core work right now anyway, if I had to do something for the tva it would probably be woodcutters with cables
>>35666101
danger from aas-induced left ventricular hypertrophy is incredibly overstated
>>35666085
there's a little fat wheezing hamster trying desperately to spin its wheel in that lumpy, misshapen skull but it keeps getting caught on the dent and grinding to a halt before a coherent thought can materialize out of the ether
if we had a microscope peering in past the dent right now it would look like two retarded kids wrestling over who got to fuck a greased up football as his two lone neurons try desperately in fits and starts to come up with something that isn't germane to sticking your dick in a silverback or obsessing over how your life is a cripplingly depressing, cruel comedy despite the desperate lies you tell yourself and everyone else so you can keep urge to step out in front of a truck at bay for another hour
>>35665060
Except there's also a deep relationship and actual kindness.
>Nothing is free
Believe it or not, girls pay for guys' stuff too. It's all about rapport and leading.
>>35665206
>girls who cum to fast
Oh my gosh, anon's never been with a girl.
Do you stack tren ace with sust or test p?
>>35666174
Not enough to stop me. Her insta is alliejmc
>>35666203
I figured this. That's why I was telling him to look at all of the old fucks in hollywood that obviously roid and have for years and haven't died yet.
I realize there are dangers to roids, but I feel like those dangers are blown WAY out of proportion by politicians and the media to keep them as a controlled substance.
>>35666216
what flavor is blue
that's about as retarded a question as yours
>>35666217
>navy shirt
>patch hat with subdued flag
jesus fuck I want to reach through my phone's fucking screen and throttle that twinky faggot
>>35666235
well yeah, duh
>>35666178
Yeah, I know. I'm a UNI student and have access to a large supply from the DNM so it was really easy for me to overindulge. I havn't seen any noticeable side effects yet but who knows. I use 5htp post rolls and that seems to help out a lot. The only time I had a bad hangover was after the 5mapb, shit sucked my soul for a day or two afterwards.
Thought i might as well share shit with yall
So i've done my second pin today, and i am not a regular fraudster. I could be called FatLifts Junior because i didnt get to 10% bf before pinning.
Anyhow i think it will be interesting to keep my shitty road of a fraudster updated here because people ask too many questions and they can just look up my posts time to time.
6'2 210lbs 2 years of experience
>1st week, no pip no pain just body aches and a slight flu
>2nd pin, got curious and pinned a bit lower from the gluteus medius. Was a bit painful and there was blood kek
Yolo, when are you becoming a dad?
btw I realize the other day a few Android people were asking me about autosaving snapchats and shit.
If you've got Android and don't know how to save shit off of instagram without screenshotting it, I've got a solution for that too.
Either: http://forum.xda-developers.com/android/apps-games/mod-instagram-v6-3-1-download-option-t2848606
or
Follow the instructions I gave for snapchat (i.e. root and install xposed)
>Goto Xposed app
>Downloads
>Search
>XInsta
>Install
>Activate and reboot
>profit
>>35666259
I'm browing r/DarkNetMarkets after someone posted it earlier. Still tryna figure out some reliable sources for that shit tho. It's sketchy af getting new sources for anything. I feel a lot better doing business with people I've worked with before
>tfw your roid supplier won't get into the MDMA business too
>>35666258
well, gonna do my first tren ace cycle, and im curios as to what kind of test people like stacking it with
>>35666285
Mr Saturn's M is top notch and about $14 a g depending on how much ya order. Comes from Germany I think so it takes a couple weeks to get in but his always tests well and I've been buying from him since this summer.
>>35666215
>Oh my gosh, anon's never been with a girl.
Girls coming too fast is a thing. Some are fine going on straight away but others refuse to continue for a good moment which kills it all.
>>35666309
Damn, that ain't bad. Coming from Germany, there won't be any issues with US Customs?
Really not wanting to get flagged for drugs lol.
>>35666258
>what flavor is blue
Blueberry, obviously.
>>35666326
I've ordered packages as big as 50g and never had any issues.
>>35666282
Interesting. i seem to be very close to your situation except im not fat.
what are you pinning? I'm thinking about pinning for the first time right now as well but im still weighing the risks.
what are your thoughts on them?
>>35666342
Shit, sounds boss to me. He on nucleus or what? I've got experience with the darknet just not most of the markets so idk what the fuck is out there now, especially since Silk Road (and I think Agora?) got taken down.
>>35666291
sust is fucking retarded and pretty much needs to be pinned ed anyway, unless you're getting pharma amps there's no fucking reason to use it over prop or test acetate if everything else is short ester
>>35666335
joke's on you, it's bleach with dye in it!
HAVE FUN POSTING FROM THE AFTERLIFE BIIIITCH
>>35666357
Yeah he's on Nucleus, middle earth, and alpha bay I'm pretty sure. They all work pretty much the same so if you have experience it shouldn't be an issue. And its so damn cheap and I much prefer it over drinking, etc for socializing. Just gotta keep it in moderation.
>>35666258
>twinky faggot
Lol. Cuirous, do you ever wear old deployment shirts?
>>35666343
Hey!
care to share your stats and how long you've been liftin? I think that experience and dedication plays a big role.
I'm just doing a basic cycle but with higher amounts of test e, pinning 300ml a twice a week and training 4-5 days a week while at it.
>>35666384
>curious
Fuck, curious*
>>35666368
>unless you're getting pharma amps
Imo would still be pointless. The only advantage I've felt from pharma test is there not being any pip.
Results/feeling are the same as from UGL.
>have fun posting from the afterlife
With zyzz. Whilst you're stuck here with Mastest.
>>35666319
Wut? Canary are you for real?
>>35666217
wait is she 19 or does she graduate college 2019? Americans always look so old
>>35666381
fuck yeah. Thanks anon. You da shit, bruh.
>>35666407
Yeah, totally. I've legit had girls cum one minute into penetration starting and then refusing to continue for 5-10 minutes because they were too sensitive.
At that point I lost my erection and blue balled so obviously not in the mood anymore.
Probably how girls feel like with dudes who have premature ejaculation.
>>35666434
this.
I had one chick that I always had this fucking problem with. ALWAYS.
Pissed me off so much, I ended up cheating on her with my ex and kicking her ass to the curb.
>>35666319
Most of the girls who tap out for a bit after cumming were the girls that took forever. At least in my experience.
Either way, it's annoying as fuck. I don't think I've ever been so close to rape in my whole life. lol
>>35666434
Toss em my way. Gotta give then those multiple orgasm fucks.
>>35666434
They must have been virgins or something, no girl that's active would cum that quick unless you're like Johnny sins on speed
>>35666384
>>35666397
I've got the unit shirts sitting in a box somewhere along with the nice crye g3 combat shit, plus another 3 or 4 toughboxes full of shit that got five finger discounted
>>35666404
pretty much just peace of mind, that kinda shit
New to lifting, but considering cheating with MK-677 or Ostarine on an upcoming cut before resuming natty lean bulk. Definitely don't want to hop on AAS at this point, considering SARMs because they do little other than inhibit/reverse catabolism at low doses. So leaning more towards MK-677 due to link related.
http://press.endocrine.org/doi/full/10.1210/jcem.83.2.4551
>>35666472
Plenty of girls cum pretty quick with me. Not trying to take a jab at you, but do you have a small pecker?
>>35666466
It's not about them being multi or not anon.
>>35666460
I just stopped seeing them
>>35666461
Haven't personally found that connection. I think it just depends on the girl. But yes, very frustrating.
They can't even offer oral like a guy with PE could because BJs suck (hue hue hue)
Reposting from old thread cause I'm not perceptive
>>35665963
>haven't enrolled yet
>classes start tomorrow
>college is closed today for MLK jr
>fug
Procrastination bros ww@?
>>35666499
>3 or 4 toughboxes
God damn, how many wubbies though?
>>35666533
>Not trying to take a jab at you, but do you have a small pecker?
Lel fuck off. I get told I'm big, I'm a few mm under 7"
>thinks you need 10" to get a girl off
>>35666538
Lol I enrolled like 2 days before classes started. Didn't get all of the courses I wanted but I dread school so much I can't help it.
>>35666538
You fugged up lel
>>35666538
Go first thing in the morning? Make up some sob story why you couldn't enrol earlier
>>35666560
How thick though?
>>35666472
small girls man. If their vagina is as tight/smallas their body would suggest, it can be a pain in the ass with an average to moderate sized dick.
I'm by no means blessed with an 8" cock, but the chick I'm speaking of could only take part of my dick, and would cum within one to three minutes tops, unless she was drunk.
As soon as she was done, that was it. No more sex until she was ready again which was always at least a half hour. Sometimes I was able to finish, sometimes I wasn't and blue balled hard. Shit pissed me the fuck off.
I was the bitch's 10th dude, and I fucked her several times a day for a couple of months, but I got tired of being blue balled eventually and she was really boring in bed. No kinky shit, and she was the type that wouldn't take her shirt off or get on top, do doggy, etc.
Some tiny girls are gonna be massive sl00tz with gaping vaginas. Some are gonna be so tight you can't fuck them well at all. Just the way it goes.
>>35666533
yeah, obviously that's what I ended up doing, just in a much douchier way. Nice dubs btw.
>>35666560
A lot to do with girth as well breh. Just saying girls who are active and ultra sloots end up cumming quick too.
Maybe try being less of a polak. I can imagine that's a moment killer, kek
>>35666538
Wait you can't register online?
>>35666521
I'm not being a retard?
>>35666590
Dunno, decent thickness. Like a lot of girls won't let me stick it in there pooper
>>35666591
Might be that milfs are to loose lel.
>>35666592
Lel fuck off, I look half cast
>>35666628
>I look half cast
Half polak, half mongoloid.
Woopdi doo
>>35666628
>Like a lot of girls won't let me stick it in there pooper
No shit
Aye guys I have ran a PH cycle before when I was 19. Was fine but wanted to wait a bit before going again. I got some epi and lgd on hand but my test won't be in for a week to 2 weeks. Can I start the other two and just start pinning test asap. Kinda itching to get back into it
>>35666669
Almost
>>35666636
Fuck off, go suck some tranny cock again
>>35666538
oh jesus do I know these feels
>>35666543
uh one woodland, one ucp, three multicam
one of the multis is my fav, didn't trust that bitch to hhg so I had it in my carry-on when I ets'd
I don't want to be a geardo but I really fucking want one of those crye avs plate carriers
>>35666648
fl pls
>>35666573
School is gay
>>35666587
I *almost fugged up
>>35666589
Texted my coach, her husband is dean of something at the college, they got me okayed to enroll online kek
Saved my ass
>>35666607
It has to be enabled by an academic advisor to enroll online and I hadn't done that lol
One day I will pay for my sins
But it is not this day
>>35666589
I got story covered
>my family friend who I've known since our missionary days...
>he was nursing baby apes in somalia and teaching them about the Bible and the Lord Jesus christ
>suddenly negro manlets with ak47s killed him and his ape bible class
>his family request he be buried in somalia
>so we had to go to somalia
>at the hotel there was a huge mix up
>the gorilla at the front desk mistook me for John Cena
>apparently they hate him there... who doesnt? Am I right?
>long story short I was there for over a month wrestling apes for my freedom
>I am now the champion of somalia
Air tight. Try to let them stop you cheerbro
>>35666721
Made me kek out loud
I'll tell them it was my twin that's been cheering at the basketball games for the past 3 weeks
It's worked before
>>35666282
>Yolo, when are you becoming a dad?
march 2nd
;_;
>>35666721
kek
top notch alibi
>>35665941
No this was a seperate incident, I believe he got something labeled as "5mapb" but was really something else, ended up sending him and nat to the hospital almost killing them and he lost all his gains
baby's first cycle coming to you 6th june, stay tuned
>>35665950
HOLY SHIT
BTFO
Agreed 100%
>>35666792
He forgot the justification of prostitution expenses
He still hasn't learned Netflix n chill is litetally free kek
BREHS my dick kind of stinks even though I wash it every fucking day
Wtf
>>35665950
>>35666792
I wonder what BTFO he'll dedicate towards me when it happens
Something mean like otter mode misogyny D:
>>35666851
Mine stunk for ages of this chicks pussy after fucking her. It was weird, a good hot shower with soap should sort you out
>>35665950
Damn. That's pretty harsh.
Can't really say that you're wrong though.
>>35666755
hope your doing better today cheer bro. Last time we talked you said you were having a tough day.
extra cutie attached just for you :)
oh and i made that cutie cumm over and over again just for you
>>35665235
You seem to be conflating socialism with welfare spending.
>>35666847
>He still hasn't learned Netflix n chill is litetally free kek
Isn't it like 10 bucks a month, you lier.
>>35666895
McGrath is pounding that every night.
>>35666847
You should check out the guy earlier in the thread that works so he can buy "luxury prosititues".
>>35666897
Nigga what?
How about public schools, fire departments, police departments, streets, bridges, and so much more?
>>35666851
My dick smells weird from time to time. Yea a good shower and washing works wonders. Get your grooming techniques on point fellow anon,
This goes for everyone groom pluck your nose hairs, clean your ears and wash your dicks and ass holes, How do you expect your qt boy friends to lick your butthole when its dirty>??
>>35666895
I am doing better today! Had a rest day yesterday and I think that helped a lot.
Proud of you for plowing that qt.
>>35666857
>something something afluenza
>something something directionless
>something something emotionally distant something forever alone.
lol
>>35666910
Plus all that time on tinder. I mean, time is money man.
>>35666847
do I come to your place of business, slap the crack rock out of your hand, and lecture you about how to suck dick?
but for realsies that is truly one of my lesser works, all I can say is phone posting is not conducive to rhapsodizing on all of quasi-dent-o's finer qualities like I'm writing the next great american novel
>>35666893
well when I get softballed something like that I can't be blamed for not resisting the urge to swing for the fucking hills, now can I?
>>35666937
Glad to hear bro. You doing school this semester?
>>35666970
>do I come to your place of business, slap the crack rock out of your hand, and lecture you about how to suck dick?
Fucking kek. Brick is on a roll today, 10/10
>>35666910
There's always illegal movies and chill you broke fuck
>>35666970
phone isnt as good for stories. That's why my story for cheerbro was so short. I admire your dedication to jm stories. It was good.
>>35666974
Oh yeah. Just got enrolled a couple minutes ago. Hopefully my Pell grant comes soon so I can buy more rons and pins cause I've got ~6wks left of my current supply. Thinking about getting 10x test and a couple tren for shits and giggles. Maybe some more dbol cause I loved dbol
>>35667061
nEVer had dbol or tren. Do you like? What do you meal 10x test? Like 10 vials? Do you ship to your school adress or what?
>>35666851
shave all hair around your groin
yes all of it. I'm not even gay
>>35666851
Wash weener with apple cider vinegar in the shower.
>>35666203
Hahaahahah.
How do you come up with this? You could write a whole story about jm.
I would definitely read it.
You're crazy breh
>>35667100
Is it true you're flex lewis
Damnit, I wasn't planning on spending any money on recs, half the thread's been talking them up.
I blame this 5-MAPB order on you, /fraud/.
>>35667171
Oh shit are you guys discussing 5 mapb without me? I fucking love that stuff but I can't find a girl to do it with.
>>35667157
Yes 100% true this is absolutely a pic of me.
>>35667225
>then who was camera
Pretty gay desu senpai
>>35667239
Timer?
>>35667209
I'm RIGHT there with you, dude.
Jesus christ, I'm THERE.
>>35667225
Suprises your hamstrings are so flexible breh, who is the lucky masseur?
>not on test
>suddenly feel shy to talk to girls
JUST
>>35667248
I mean. It could be, but I don't think so.
>>35667266
nigga you can still talk to girls, quit trying to use it as a crutch
>>35667250
Where do you find people who want to do obscure research chemicals
In central mass
>>35667266
It's all in your head m8.
>>35666767
oh shit, never heard about that one.
I'm just glad he got as light a sentencing as he did for the shit he got in trouble for.
>>35666851
mine does too after a few hours without washing it, but it's because it's pierced and my body still hasn't fully adjusted to the foreign metal within.
>>35666910
not when it's their netflix account
>tfw can only pin in the night when I'm sleepy and laying down otherwise I almost pass out
>>35667310
>>35667285
I know pham, it's just that test removes all my fears, not only when it comes to grills. It's hard to explain.
>>35666929
Welfare spending isn't just EBT senpai
All those things are characteristic of welfare states.
>>35667266
>talking to girls
>need more hormones to talk to ppl
>talking
>girls
>>35667148
legacy of a misspent youth
I'd be a writer if I wanted to have a visible aura of smug unearned superiority like a cloud of fine micronized shit particles, or if I wanted to die alone in abject poverty after spending my life savings on starbucks and a macbook
>>35667356
placebo effects sure do work in mysterious ways
Yo is there actually any risk involved with 5mapb if you're not doing 350+ megadoses? Has anyone here actually had a bad experience?
Chem had his contaminated with super heroin so it doesn't count
how long would you wait after pct to start cutting using dnp?
Should I start doing light cardio to help keep my heart healthy while on gear
>>35667551
why don't you try sports? soccer, skating and shit like that.
What do you think of the following stack?
1-12 50mg test p eod
1-12 100mg tren a eod
12-??? 250mg test e ew
caber and adex on hand
>>35667483
>not cruising 300mg/wk test while you run dnp to preserve precious gains
m8
>>35667407
Seem reasonable.
But some authors make big money writing books.
>>35667584
shoo shoo gains goblin
>>35667300
No idea, same problem here, different locale.
>>35667604
sorry don't want to end up like zyzz
>cutting
>wake up with an extreame craving for doughnuts
>co-worker brings doughnuts for everyone at work
Hold me.
>>35667632
just go and puke afterwards
>>35667639
Brilliant. I should have thought about that. Left my toothbrush at home though.
>>35667608
memes asides, sports really help you build up your body.
>>35667630
ummm brah
Zyzz had heart problems pre-roid and died because of his own stupidity.
Not sure if he was on DNP when he died, but he'd severely damaged his already fucked up heart from years of drug abuse (i.e. cocaine) from his teenage years all the way up until his death.
When his heart finally gave out, he was fucked up on coke and in a Sauna.
Running DNP with trt doses of test isn't going to make you explode.
>RIP Zyzz, stay shredded brah
>>35667630
So I should not cruise?
>>35667690
I'm just memeing. But I don't want to bnc
>>35667600
dose short esters every day fuckstick, unless you like hormonal rollercoasters
>>35667605
you know that aphorism, don't quit your day job?
yeah
>>35667630
you're fucking retarded and I don't have the patience or keyboard to explain exactly where you rank in the windowlicker cooperstown
>>35667710
I love you, brick.
>>35667701
cruising won't kill you. It's literally not much more than normal test levels. I honestly would never run DNP without some form of test simply because I want to preserve as much muscle as possible. I'm sure most here agree.
>>35667708
fak. I fell into a trap
>>35667630
Lmao this pic makes bnc's always mad.
I wonder who made it, kek.
>>35667733
Isn't dnp muscle sparing?
Not that I don't think cycling is retarded.
>>35667757
lol
>>35667761
yes
>>35667710
The transformation is almost complete
>start being helpful trip
>realize people are retards
>be helpful while reminding people they're retarded
>then realize people are beyond help
>then shit post
>>35667418
Chem and I were doing upwards of 500mg in 12 hour periods. Redosing. No issues.
sp0ike and dingo did upwards of s gram.
>>35667584
I was thinking about doing some mountain biking type shit cause I still have my old bike and I find it entertaining
>>35667761
Not proven that it's muscle sparing as far as I know that's more of a rumor
>>35667761
I think to a small degree, but if you're on DNP you should also be eating at a deficit.
And if your body runs out of carbs, it starts to burn fat/muscle in order to keep sustaining itself so I wouldn't take my chances.
I get that you're going to lose some gains regardless. I just would rather minimize it as much as possible, plus I'm a BnCer anyway.
Any ideas on aesthetic tattoo's ?
>>35667815
If you're big and don't mind being labeled a douche, there's always tribal.
I went with a tribal sleeve simply because it looks good on top of a muscular arm, and Idgaf if people think I look like a douche 'cause more than likely they're right. kek
Skulls are way over used, but look good depending on placement and whether anything is tied into them. I have one blended into my tribal sleeve making it an extra douchey yet aesthetically pleasing tatt.
>>35667787
Awesome. I know that I handle it well, I'm just worried that if I give it to a small girl she'll die or get serotonin syndrome or whatever.
>>35667815
Yes
>>35667815
I'm getting a floral type yakuza tat of a bull on my back
>>35667899
Bad idea if serious about competing.
>>35667877
My ex handled 75mg okay and then redosed another 100mg.
Start with 50 and see.
>>35667791
Do it, it's amazing cardio will totally improve your heart and shit.
Also it's fun right? I'm not sure how can people stand doing boring cardio for 20-50 minutes.
>>35667859
post pic please
>>35667910
That's why I haven't gotten it yet.
>>35667916
Roger that, thanks man
>>35667910
What's a good idea if not trying to compete?
>>35667775
little column a, little column b...
>>35667815
right sleeve (half, for now) is going to be an armor piece with a crest on the shoulder, trying to find a way to fit 'ultima ratio regum' in the design
back piece I'm thinking art nouveau valkyrie carrying a dead warrior superimposed over yggdrasil, like a big piece maybe majority of my upper back
left sleeve is still vague but I'm thinking more natural/raw/animalistic to balance the more structured, defined humanity of the right
>>35668021
A dog wearing a party hat listening to a record player.
>>35667925
>inb4 small af
You'll notice there was a small part that wasn't completely filled in yet towards my front delt.
It also extends to my chest, and the skull is on the inside of the bicep. This pic was pre-skull tho.
I've had more work done since this pic, but it's still not finished. This was also prior to me totaling out my truck, so I'm a little smaller than I was here, especially being flat on DNP right now lol. I think I'm only about 10lbs off from that pic tho.
>>35668058
Oh my god I can't stop laughing so fucking hard Jesus Christ fuck.
>>35668004
Pretty much same things if competing.
Forearms are great. You can either get something simple or go for a sleeve.
I wouldn't recommend going with whole arm.
These are simple tats.
If you're going to go big because youre a god damn rockstar then fuck it cover chest arms and neck and backs of your hands.
Stay away from stomach and face.
Thought on running 60mg Ed ralox with adrol? I've read a lot about people getting gyno from adrol directing stimulant estro receptors and that shit happened to my gym bro even though he was on Asin. Never tried adrol before but dying to give it a go.
>>35668068
you look good bro. Body dismorphia to the extreme. You look like a reg steroid user. Yea it does not look bad. Rather aesthetic. Good job
>>35668188
What if I'm trying to be a professional?
Upper arm/shoulder/chest/back idea pieces?
Guys can I drink while taking winny? Should I avoid alchohol com pletely. I drink on weekends and sometimes get really drunk like alot of alchohol
>>35668211
Yeah, I always feel small af when I look into a mirror, but for some reason when I go back and look at pictures I feel like I look bigger.
I'd been on for about a year at that point. Pretty sure that picture was late last year. Idk, my memory is absolute shit. People have always suspected me of 'roid use tho. My friends and senpai know, but I deny it to anyone else just because.
Thanks for the compliments though. Definitely appreciate it. It's something to consider as long as you don't mind stereotypes and have medium to large arms.
>>35668068
>that ink
>>35668068
>roiding for this.
Jk. Looks better than i had in mind
I don't like the tattoo. But that's just a opinion from a random Internet dude.
>>35668068
inb4 tribal tattoo and meme watch comments
>>35668282
yea, I have smaller biceps. But your look good bro no bull.
>>35668292
ayyyyy
