Who here backyard chickens master race?
Your eggs can't go more organic than that.
>pic related one of my chickens
I have 12 chickens and i honestly think they are all retarded
>>35652393
We used to have chickens. They were based as fuck. And also retarded as >>35652418 said. I loved watching them just dumb around all day.
>>35652393
God I fucking hate my chicken. The dumb fucks would die if I left them for day. And the rooster is loud as all fucking fuck.
Fortunate for them that they're delish
>>35652418
Chickens remain alive when you cut their head off theit brains are non existant
>>35652514
thats not how you activate your almonds Jeff!
>>35652514
Just when I thought I had seen everything
>>35652393
We used to have one in my grandparents place. It was alone though and I was a kid so didn't care about nutrition.
It ended up being soup for the whole family during Easter. Was delicious and tought me that things that have a beginning always have an end.
>>35652393
>have chickens sleeping in coop
>one night hear chicken freaking out
>"fuck me chicken on chicken homicide" i think going outside
>see chicken with spine sticking out
>"i'm sorry pretty girl" club and begin plucking for breakfast
>hear another chicken freaking out
>wtf that isn't right
>go outside with paddywhacker
>another chicken with spine sticking out
>raccoon
>beat raccoon
>break fence
>kill last chicken and toss over fence
fuck fucking raccoons man
>>35652514
WHO DID THIS
MODS
Backyard pigs reporting in
>mfw 300 pounds of pork ham and bacon for a couple hundred dollars worth of grain
>>35652711
Those poor chickens ;_;
>>35652514
>>35652563
>>35652646
>>35652725
>>35652772
What was it?
>not rearing leather cows and making your own clothes
>not rearing squid and making your own ink
>not rearing elephants and making your own ivory statuettes
>>35652514
Wtf.
>>35652563
TOPLEL
>>35652817
A man licking a terrified chicken's cloaca.
>>35652817
It was a hen that looked like it was orgasming. It was laid on a kitchen counter, on its side, whilst a naked man, knelt down to the height of the counter, was licking the vagina of the hen. It looked like it was enjoying it. I was honestly expecting it to be gore because it was on its side and thought its head would get chopped off, but that? It cannot be unseen.
>>35652817
dude eating chicken ass
the chicken liked it though so it wasnt cool to delete it
love is love
>>35652393
Small chicken farmer here. Depending on the cycle we can have 100k birds on the farm at once.
Anyway, it's a good idea but learn what to feed them, it can be really important
>>35652840
>>35652848
Birds aren't like mammals. It'd be like licking a lizard's cloaca. Shit's probably painful and has no fucking clue what's happening.
>>35652836
>>35652840
>>35652848
Thank you anons
They are ultra retarded and eat everything you throw on the ground.
I used to feed my grandparent's chickens everything I could think of. Fuckers wouldn't hesitate a sec; they gathered and peddled through everything, even their own kind
Have four. Their eggs poached are heaven on earth. Great go have roaming in garden
>>35652493
Having chopped off some chicken heads, this is not true. It only happens when you don't cut low enough and the brain stem is still active an attached.
>>35653185
the best part is when some food lands on a chickens back
They instantly start pecking No fucking hesitation
