Aus thread
Where are you from?
Hows your training going?
How many dingas did you shelve this weekend?
General Aus lifting talk
hey m8
>kiwi here
Anyone know any good gyms in Melbourne?
>>35649146
Gonna see scoobs?
>>35649170
Training Day Health Club
>Totally not shilling from work
Penrith m8. Swimming for fitness. Smashing a V beforehand improves my performance dramatically. Maybe I should look into a proper pre-workout.
>>35649146
Where are you from?
USA, now residing in Brisbane
Hows your training going?
bretty gud, been liftan 5 years
How many dingas did you shelve this weekend?
threesome, and a midarvo, not bad
aussie bitches are the most fucked women on the planet though m8, completely craving the cock
Aussie aussie aussie!
>4700
Trainings going ok. Trying to cut down to abs and then then clean bulk. Yea I know it's summer but I'm about 16-17%bf at the moment and I really want to get it to about 12%.
>tfw this could a whole lot quicker if I he a reliable clen source
>>35649200
yeah, it's great ay
>>35649187
Glenmore park mate, why dont you go to a gym and stop being a bitch
Newcastle here, any other newy bros here?
Good, just doing a slow bulk and trying to put on some more strength
Didnt, worked until late friday then spent Saturday night with the darlsy
>>35649200
>How many dingas did you shelve this weekend?
>threesome, and a midarvo, not bad
I think you may have misinterpreted this question, but I shall clear it up for you. Shelving dingas is the act of inserting mdma into your anus.
>>35649240
I don't know how to use weights/machines.
>mfw I'm from glenmore too
worst internet in the country m8
>>35649225
clen doesnt do shit
>>35649257
>clen doesnt do shit
This, it's not bad as an appetite suppressant, but other than this, it doesn't do much
>>35649247
> inserting mdma into your anus
Why tho
Bulking advice:
Drink one of these every night.
Almost 8000kj and 80g protein, tastes great and goes down easy!
>>35649275
>kj
us using this is like americans using lbs and yards.
>>35649177
>Burwood
>Melbourne
M8 you practically live in the country
>>35649265
It magnifies the effect of the drug. You obviously don't know how to party, but hey, we're in 4chan so I probably shouldn't have expected anything different
>>35649285 was meant for >>35649272
Tweed
Not bad
Got on the piss the night before, managed half a bottle of 40% Jack D Tenessee Whiskey and a couple of shots of vodka. Didnt really feel it much. Ex onitis kept cuddling me and rolling her head over my cock, slept for 5 minutes in the back of a car with her best friend cuddled up with me, while she was in the front seat. Lifting is tomorrow, will be good
>>35649298
B-bryce?
I love you
>>35649146
canberra
training is going alright, slowly moving my way through ottermode
didnt shelve dingas coz im practically straight edge and cocoon mode
anyone else not a fucking normie here
VIC
I
C
I fucking hate hipsters. Training is going well, it's going to be a great year.
>>35649304
Nah I wish, he's in Byron, like a 5 minute drive away
Mile end anytime fitness reporting in.
Why do convicts and refugee cucks deserve their own thread?
>>35649318
Have you ever met the nattyprince?
>>35649282
oh fuck off cunt
>>35649176
SYDNEY SCOOOOOBS WHO WILL I SEE THERE?
>>35649327
No, but one day I may
>>35649315
#notallmuslims
#terrorismhasnoreligion
literally just shat up my news feed for quite a while, deleted facebook and made a new one just to cleanse them out
>>35649272
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbXQXKXAHfE
>>35649176
Who /jogforZyzz/ ?
>>35649346
>2:18
Zyzz ;_;
>>35649335
In newy and seriously tempted to drive up
>>35649357
Yeah, what the fuck is with that
>>35649176
Fuck yea. Cairns!!!!!
>>35649187
>>35649240
Kingswood bruh, Plus Fitness was the biggest mistake of my life.
>should've gone World Gym
>>35649319
Hi Josh
Goldie
Ate a bunch of shit today and gonna get plastered tomorrow, so im gonna make that my two 'cheats' of the year
And then im gonna go back to running and weights
>>35649170
For a general gym-goer, most Jetts seem pretty good for price vs usability.
I was at Goodlife Wantirna for a year or so but only because I lived super close. Expensive but good to have a pool and plenty of gear.
>>35649392
mate goes to anytime fitness. Big islander, but I think he just goes for perving on cardio bunnies.
>>35649146
>Where are you from?
Melbourne but moved to Darwin a few months back.
>Hows your training going?
Good mostly. But occasionally get sent to bumfuck nowhere for work which is pretty gay.
>How many dingas did you shelve this weekend?
None, sadly. End of Christmas break generally means drug testing. Saw Alison Wonderland on Friday though. First decent performer I've seen since moving to Darwin.
>>35649413
I go to a jetts, they're pretty cheap but stick you with that 130ish joining fee
>>35649176
Yep, seeing him in Wynyard. So pumped
Going to print this off and have him sign it
>>35649436
>Where are you from?
Sydney
>Hows your training going?
Good besides an injured knee
>How many dingas did you shelve this weekend?
None. Clean as cunt
>>35649434
It's best to join Jetts as a NewYearfag, because then there is no joining fee.
>>35649176
>Bendigo
Adelaide
Started Mid-December as a hungry skeleton, so I'm still pretty DYEL, but it's going well
That must be Eastern States slang, because I have no idea what that means.
>>35649335
>>35649436
>>35649369
Are you guys seriously gonna go?
I guess part of me wants to but what will it even be like? What if its just fucking awkward
>>35649399
nope, it isn't josh.
>>35649465
If it's awkward I'll be "Oh, I have something on, see you Scoobs"
>>35649470
Stop lying Josh I know it's you, get back on that treadmill.
>>35649146
SYDNEY BROS
Are there any good, cheap gyms in the CBD? I doubt it, but worth asking
>>35649432
Luke?
>>35649465
>>35649475
But yes, seriously going. It'll probably be a bunch of /fit/izens.
Unlike most people on the chans I'm only slightly autistic so I can actually meet people and talk to them
>>35649436
If you're legit going to do that, at least let me make a decent looking/hi-res one
>>35649482
Nope
Melbourne 3029 reporting in
Best gyms in Melbourne imo are Doherty's, Derrimut and any.of the Powerlifting Australia gyms
Springwood, nsw
>>35649494
>Derrimut
I'm not interested in being stabbed or bombed
>>35649476
We should do a mile end meet up. (not josh btw)
>>35649480
Anytime fitness
>>35649146
>How many dingas did you shelve this weekend?
How old are you? Get with the times grandpa, we're all on ice now.
>>35649484
>It'll probably be a bunch of /fit/izens
I think that's the part that I really can't hack... it's essentially a /fit/ meetup
If I can convince my friend to come with me I might do it
>>35649508
But the facilities are amazing desu
>>35649486
Still not 100% on what pic, but yeah, it will be high res, will use the fancy paper at work too
I vomited off a balcony onto a gate crasher, became friends with he and all his mates of which all were on pingas. I've had a good week
>>35649517
Nothing wrong with that, I've made a fuckload of IRL friends from /o/ drive days
>>35649176
>Sydney
Reporting in anon
>>35649146
Melbourne.
Training is going good. Im on some gear so I hope by this time next year I will have made it.
>>35649346
>>35649511
Sorry, I'm on the other side of town and don't go to Anytime, NotJosh.
>>35649535
No I agree nothing wrong, I just suck at it
>>35649528
Slightly better, Should have removed the text first
>>35649545
Where do you buy your gear and what are the prices like? Been wanting to start frauding soon, still in research phase though.
>>35649573
Just come. Autism can be cured with forced exposure to normies
>>35649577
This kind of talk will get you banned and or this thread shut down
>>35649494
I just looked up the prices for Doherty's, and their weekly price is actually pretty good. Plus it turns out I'm a short jog from the Flinders St gym.
Will I be okay as a total DYEL though? I feel like I'll look pathetic.
Just started at genesis. 24hr gym down the road. Pretty pricey but have all the shit I need plus more.
Literally the 3rd day and I couldn't move without aches. Am I doing it right /fit/?
>>35649595
Not the guy youre replying to, but we should all do/wear something so we know who the fitizens are. Or will the autism just be that obvious?
>>35649596
Fraud talk about it this stuff all the time though
>>35649611
Well than go there.
I bought mine from a trip there. Go into the archives and find his email
>>35649611
Yeah but this is a thread about natty physiques
>>35649603
It'll be obvious from eye contact alone
>>35649624
or lack thereof
who /crunchliverpool/ here
>>35649146
No dingas, cuttla rounds of goon of fortune though
>>35649634
kek yeah
>>35649463
Also Adelaide, pls respond
>>35649577
>Where do you buy your gear
I get my test from a doctor and I do peps for faster recovery.
Taking a giant gamble here.
Does anybody here go to SNAP at Kenmore, Brisbane?
>>35649707
How did you get a doctor to prescribe it?
What doseage do they prescribe you?
If you have a prescription, are you allowed to take it overseas?
>>35649600
Maidstone?
>>35649146
im in Adelaide i work out at home
>>35649802
I dont remember making this post
>>35649762
Nah m8. Cairns
>>35649813
my nigga
>>35649250
Wtf I'm from Glenmore Park, too.
4680
QLD
Trainings good, nearly making it, getting compliments left right and centre, feels good brahs
>tfw 0 roundies shelved because of work
>>35649176
>melbourne
i can finally see scoobz in person :D
>>35649738
Nope but every time I see a Snap Fitness, I wonder why anyone in their right mind would name their gym Snap.
>>35649738
>SNAP
LIGHTWEIGHT BABY!
>>35649755
>How did you get a doctor to prescribe it?
I have sever depression and anxiety, my psychiatrist gave it to me to help boost my mood since the antidepressants weren't working, antipsychotics were messing with me badly and I was relying heavily on anti anxiety medication.
>If you have a prescription, are you allowed to take it overseas?
testosterone isnt the sort of thing you want to mess around with in customs, technically if you have a prescription you should be ok but I just came back from the usa carrying a whole heap of antidepressants and valium and I was freaking out the whole way.
>>35649850
I thought that too until I realized it was probably coined by some 60 something marketing guy who wouldn't know the first thing about exercise.
Is 8bux for 1kg of boneless pork leg good price m8s?
ALso where do you guys get your chicken tits from and for how much?
>>35649802
Where you train at homie?
>>35649965
Woolies, bout 12 bucks for 4 chicken titties, does 2 meals
Im on a cut tho
/townsville/ bros where you at senpai
God I fucking hate this country. You are all a bunch of dumb bogan racist pieces of shit. You know what annoys me the fucking most? How 8 out of 10 times somebody will touch their nose with their hand when they walk past me just because of my Indian ethnicity. Fucking racist scum pieces of shit, all of you.
>>35650400
Sorry but all you people really do smell. smell bad. Wear some deoderant, it's a lot easier to do than squats and deadlifts.
>>35649146
>dingas
You're asking how many condoms I shoved up my ass this weekend.
I think you mean 'pingas' m80.
>>35649802
Are u me? I want to join a gym though (im so lonely lifting in my garage)
>>35649176
>Bendigo
why.jpg
>>35650413
anytime fitness at mile end.
>>35650444
How much do you pay senpai?
>>35649738
Snap new farm here
>>35650455
Wtf I never knew you were australian
>>35650455
$14 per week, I think you can get cheaper if you join only that club though. It is usually $15 but you can convince them otherwise to waive the join up fees, etc
SYDNEY
>Sutherland Shire
Should be getting 40x 250mg DNP pills sometime next week. Also some 50mg Ephedrine pills for an ECA stack.
Recently stopped smoking weed/drinking.
24hour Fitness plus master race
Whats the deal with Scoobs? is it a paid event in some hall? Or just a free meet up somewhere where we just socialise? whats the deal
>>35649176
it appears that info is outdated.
http://scoobysworkshop.com/2016/01/13/meet-scooby-in-australia/
fellow ausfags i know its a /fit/ question but i shall ask regardless
lately my skin on my face has been dry itchy and red how can i remedy this
>>35649436
he doesnt list wynyard on his schedule: http://scoobysworkshop.com/2016/01/13/meet-scooby-in-australia/
>>35649176
Bendigo reporting in yes please
>>35650520
Go to r/skincaregeneral on lelddit they have heaps of info on there.
>>35649146
Britbong, moving to Sydney to go to uni.
Wanna get out of this shit hole thsts called the UK
>gunnu get a flat in bondi
Is this a good idea I'm general?
>>35650520
Go to r/skincaregeneral on lelddit they have heaps of info on there.
>>35650411
We call them dingas and pingas in bris
>>35650590
What's your profession? I can 100% guarantee you will not be able to afford a flat in Bondi unless you are well off.
>>35650622
>>35650590
>profession
i mean what are you studying
>>35650606
Just curious, do you call condoms dingas too?
>>35650642
Haha sort of, I know it often confuses people from other states. Probably started off as a joke and just stuck.
>>35650629
theres no way hes going to study and get a decent salary part time job at the same time. forget about living in bondi and live in shitholes like the rest of us
>>35650400
Hahaha. Man, you must really smell. Most Aussies don't do that even around stinky fucking aboriginals.
>>35650502
Ayy. DMP customer?
He's fast, but fucking expensive.
>>35649381
My nigga
You at worlds or waiting for golds to open?
Hey fellas I feel pretty flabby and it's summer but I feel like I need to bulk and just accept that I won't be lean for a while. Was thinking of starting a bulk in Feb near the end of summer and just lean bulk till september or so and cut for summer 2016. Thoughts?
75kg x5 bench
55kg x5 OHP
120kg x5 squat
140kg x5 dead
>>35651004
You weak as fuck brah, bulk now til october
>>35651004
spooky skeleton squatting 120kg x5
>>35651092
120kg isn't a lot tbqh
>>35651004
big numbers for a skelly
>>35651114
The ratio is off, considering the diddy.
>lowbar half-squat detected.
>>35651004
I cant imagine you lifting that much weight, no offence bro, but you look like you're still skelly mode
>>35651198
>Sparrow confirmed for bully
>>35650960
yeah bo. was skeptical about ordering from UK, but decided to... been over 7 business days now..
you tried it? good results?
>>35651545
It was a while ago, but it took 9 business days for me. Good results, it's legit, but I'm mad about paying $300 for 80 pills. His email to me was kinda misleading, I thought it was 250 caps for 40 pounds, and the pricing was for bulk-buying. I was thinking "Shit, this guy is like $100 cheaper than Yellowbot was"
>>35649176
faaaark, no perth
>>35649146
Perth
Training is going slow because I'm full of excuses and keep cheating on my diet. Did back and bis yesterday. Felt fine like I hadn't worked out at all, but today the DOMS are strong.
Wtf is a dinga?
>>35650400
Since you're new to a first world country here's some advice I gave to my college roommate who was also Indian having your problem
Shower in the morning and at night (yes its basic hygeine)
Use deoderant
Dont wear the same clothes two days in a row
>>35649679
How's things m8?
>>35650622
My parents are kinda loaded and they bought one
>>35650711
Refer to
>>35652376
My family's Australian and we have a house in double bay.
Basically I'm richfag but I wanted to know if just living there in general is nice
>>35650502
Where you get the Ephedrine from?
>>35650400
Perhaps you should be less of a whinging stinking fuckin equatorcoon beta
>>35652575
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