Cheating frauds general for the discussion of steroid stuff generally
Old bread >>35635251
>not the same as the last thread edition
>have you kept your new years resolutions edition
What are the opinions on Ligandrol/SARM?
>>35642887
still nofap strong
>inb4 faggot
fuck you, I wanna take someone's eye out when I finally pop
in for chicas
in for broken girls from broken homes
>>35643006
pls don't
I'm for going to bed early just so that pinning day comes quicker
>>35643020
Too l8
Soz m8
>>35642887
You can't have 2 editions tit face
>in 4 new chick would rather meet Tuesday than tonight
>>35643006
best kinda girl right thur
>>35643064
By broken I mean /broken/ man
Kinda feel bad for her
>>35642887
Should I cut before I hop on 500 test 50 drol?
I'm 5'11" ~190 lbs
>>35643047
>You can't have 2 editions tit face
fuck your rules
>>35643106
tinygirl ded yet?
>>35643119
No.
She is preddy fucking rekt tho, but not dead
>>35643106
like /killt/ /broken/ or /daddyissues/ /broken/
>>35643134
tf happened to tinygirl. i missed this
>>35643117
I'm going to try get 3 it will be
>fuck your rules cheeky edition
>>35643143
>tf happened to tinygirl. i missed this
shes a lightweight and went bullshit when she was drunk, tried to slash her own throat
>>35643147
My rules are fairly simple. Only 1 edition edition at a time and no more than 7 posts without a picture of a chica
>>35643143
Like srs daddy issues, financial issues, mom issues, abuse issues, etc etc
>tinygirl
Basically drinks, sleeps for 4 days, msg yolo, drink, sleep for 4 days, rince and repeat
Thought she was kill at one point
>>35643174
And this
>>35643113
you should lift
>>35643181
Well rule two is dead right now
>>35643203
Good point........RIGHT!! Everybody out
>>35643223
Abandon thread/
Everyone go to /plg/
>>35643174
tf. shit got intense
>>35643188
okay so i was thinking the right stuff then
tinygirl needs a brave yolo to save her from her demons lol.
>>35643223
i gotchu cheeky brah
>>35643113
Better overall nutrient partitioning + aesthetics at sub 10%.
>>35643253
Those arent tinygirl issues, but ya.
>tinygirl needs a brave yolo
P sure she just uses me for attention, but whateves.
l99 emailed me without pgp. am i going to jail now?
>>35643285
we've all had girls like tinygirl. shit sucks.
>>35643292
lol if you are, i am too 'cause I've talked about this shit with people over text, facebook pms, and groupme
>>35643292
MICROWAVE EVERYTHIG
>roids
Enjoy your osteoporosis, LOL
>>35643304
>we've all had girls like tinygirl. shit sucks.
Meh.
Its fun for what it is.
Tfw she calls me daddy :3
>>35643314
vitamixing my wifi now
>>35642887
Do you guys actually do all that encrypted email PGP bullshit or can I just yolo email the source with my everyday email?
>Driving back home from work
>Dude is going the speed limit (40), i really wanna go a little bit faster (60)
>Passing zone, clear shot
>Accelerate
>Truck starts creeping, attempting to impede my pass
>Flips me off and yells at me as I pass
Tren makes me so impatient, and it's really impacted my driving. Hella aggressive, and I pretty much tailgate slow drivers until I can pass them now.
>>35643369
Set up a tutanota account
I cannot begin to express just how much i hate fat women, fat drunk women send me into a murderous rage
/blog
>>35643352
Uninstall 4chan asap
>>35643381
Iktf
Especially when they act like theyre not /fat/
>>35643370
>tfw
Yea bruh and as im about to pass them i fantasize about them trying to do something about it after i park. Always wanting to bash somebodies face in for no reason.
God bless tren
>>35643292
I am FBI we got you just stay where you are don't bother running
>>35643411
Haha, that was my mindset. I was like, "Please let this fucker follow me home. PLEASE." All I could think about was how sweet it would be to fuck his shit up for the rest of the drive.
>>35643370
I'm like this without Tren lol. I fucking hate when people try and speed up to stop you from passing just to slow back down if you get back behind them. Like yeah fucker, put my goddamn life in danger. I get in a head-on collision, I hope my shit flips on you.
>>35643424
WEEWOOWEEOO
Party Van inbound. Hide the porn!
Side note, reading about melanotan II after everybody praising it the other night.
Definitely think I'ma jump on that shit.
>>35643408
It always makes me laugh on dating profiles when they put "I'm not some skinny model, if you don't like it the move on"......yes love because if you're not obese then the only other option is to be some "skinny model", how about a nice, healthy weight which shows someone looks after there body
My mother still thinks the windows 10 update on her laptop is a virus baka
>>35643458
>literally 95% of fat bitches
Its like theyre their own breed/race
fucking top K E K
>>35643458
I've noticed that since tinder came along, only ugly girls are left using pof
>>35643448
>put my goddamn life in danger.
This. Exactly. Dude, I'm trying to pass you. I'm obviously going to go much faster. Why the fuck do you care if I'm in front of you?
It always happens to be trucks for me. I never know why, but it is ALWAYS a Toyota Tacoma.
In for Cuban tobacco and BJs
>>35643458
Fatties man, nothing but a burden.
>>35643523
romeo y julietas?
>>35643497
Pic related
>>35643510
Old people are the fucking worst about it. I can be going down the Highway (SL 60), and we're sitting at 45 for ten minutes until we hit a passing zone, I'll shoot up to pass and nothing. Look down, I'm doing fucking 70, and the fucker is still next to me. See a car coming, let off the gas, swing back behind him, and suddenly we're doing 45-50 again.
Like what the fuck.
Any of you roid monkies use an ec stack? how did you like it
>>35643545
that's hot
>>35643424
I'm bulking bruh, I'll never run
anorexia lovers
it;s all about the fat in the right places
all the fat in the ass.
man i hate skinny woman
pic related is perfect
>>35643656
pls
>>35643656
holy motherfucking shit muh dik
>>35643656
perfect if you like filthy slobs
>>35643586
I'm planning on doing it come april/may to cut. Used to ec just as a preworkout. might add l-theanine to calm the jitters from all the caffeine. Go to cvs and get their brand primatine if you want to save some cash if you're in the US.
>>35642153
lmao. Those stories get me everythime.
>>35642234
I will just wait when you think you're ready.
We don't gonna rush things
>>35643690
>girls with abs
Asss over abbss.
Girls with muscle. One step away from homosex
>>35643781
its not homo if she has feminine giant muscles
>>35643781
you get things rammed in your arse, that's pretty much as gay as you can get without having balls slapping off your chin
>>35643792
>it's not homo if balls ain't touching
>it's not homo if you don't look each other into the eyes
>>35643813
kek. You think i was serious about that?
If i was serious about it, i would never share such things.
>>35643850
>If i was serious about it, i would never share such things.
sure thing, big guy
>>35643781
>laying it easy cause I had insane water retention from carbs
>11pm
>already ate 1600 cals worth, 200g protein, under 40g carbs
>my last 500 calories
>can get a soya casein drink for 80g protein
>or get oatmeal with peanut butter whey for 50g protein and 60g carbs
Mates I really want the oatmeal, but I gotta get this water out first, fuckk I hate my shit carb sensitive genetics
>>35643946
That would be a weird image.
But some ppl like it.
Sometimes i also fantasize about a girl shitting on my face. Or taking a golden shower
>>35644009
because..
abs = low bodyfat
low bodyfat = no fat on ass
>>35644049
>because..
>abs = low bodyfat
>low bodyfat = no fat on ass
But a good ass is made from skwats not fat.
Otherwise America would be the booty capital of the world.
Getting really bad stretch marks on my arms out of nowhere. Still possible to save with lotion? What do?
>inb4 quit training arms
>>35644099
holyy shitt
But, most pics you ppl post are shopped anyway.
I disagree with that. It has mostly has to do with genetics and fat distribution.
When i go to 8% bodyfat, my ass disappears. This is my bulk ass
When i'am at low bodyfat, it half that size.
Also most have butt implants. Glutes can't be that big. Ass is mostly covered with fat
>>35644233
also; lunges and donkey kicks are better for ass than squats imo
>>35642944
My coworker/workout partner is stacking 25mg Osta with 10mg Ligandrol a day. He's been gaining 10lbs lower body/5lbs upper body on his lifts every week. After two months he's completely left my natty ass in the dust. He plans on doing a 2 month on, 1 month off cycle for 6 months. So far he claims to have no side effects, and swears by the shit now.
>>35644178
bio oil. But you have to apply it constantly, for a long period of time to see the effects.
Went for drinks with mates last night, first time in a few months
>One dude kept asking over and over when I started doing steroids
>Won't shut the fuck up
>Started with the evasion and generally not answering that usually throws people
>Got to the point where he pissed me off enough that I was deadpan denying it and asking "Why the fuck would I only be 80Kg if I was on steroids?
tfw shortest person at the table but second heaviest
I do not even look like I'm on fucking steroids. That's been the point since day fucking one I started. I have no desire to get sick cunt huge, just well above average so that I can compliment decent looking face with good body.
Maybe my arms and shoulders are more vascular than they would be if I was natty, given bf% and all.
But fuck me the cunt would not shut up about it.
>how to make people stfu asking about steroid use when the usual tactics don't work?
>>35644037
The type of carbs you eat will hold noticeably more water in my experience.
I'm eating 400g carbs and at least 8g sodium(healing adrenals). But all my carbs are sweet potatoes right now and my sodium is pink himalayan salt. That salt lowers blood pressure and water retention. Sweet potatoes are anti inflammatory.
Only using a little test and tren with some cardio.
>>35644099
I think knowing which "processed food" is fine is common sense and trial and error. I like clif bars. I researched their ingredients. I feel good after eating them. Even durianrider and freelee eat them.
I didn't do much research on the WHO stating meat is a class 1 carcinogen... But apparently it's a class 1 carcinogen.
>>35644307
>"Why the fuck would I only be 80Kg if I was on steroids?
>I do not even look like I'm on fucking steroids
lmfao
Finals week girl and I are getting real flirty.
Thinking of taking her to boba then on a walk where I'll make a move, hows that sound for trying to get in her pants?
>>35644294
Where to cop? Burgerland
>>35644400
Should probably try and subtly walk towards your house, then if you get a bit lucky making a move you can quickly get back and fuck her right deep in Her sexy, moist, tight axe wound
>>35644307
Once you get to the point where you actually look like you're on roids people stop asking. You know what ya gotta do now.
>>35644307
smash out his teeth and fuck his bitch
>>35644508
Kek, you make me proud to be english you do breh
Online "trusted" sources (from SST) are fucking me over with their "I only send orders over 200USD" policies. And the ones that sell you directly in a website look sketchy as fuck. What do? I want to do a TRT dose of test to reach my natty limit sooner.
Should I find a local source? I don't know how to approach someone at the gym. T-they would l-laugh at me if I asked :(
>>35644534
how about l2bitcoin since there's like 5 different retard's guide to buying btc posted up
>>35644342
Oh that's right, you've been around since breakfast, so you have no idea what I'm talking about
>>35644476
But I don't want to be at that point.
I mean WE all know fitness models are on roids, but dumbass natties don't know it.
So I shouldn't ever really look like I'm on roids.
>>35644508
I was actually holding my tongue so hard so as to not sound like I was mad.
He's a cunt so I know the first thing he'd say is "roid rage"
>>35644261
Yeah I agree skwats aren't the end all glute exercise since there's multiple heads to the glute but it's a big one.
>>35644334
'Processing' is almost unavoidable in the first world. I agree that there's very much a common sense aspect to knowing what's good for you and bad for you. Many people have difficulty stepping back and identifying what foods fuck with their digestion/health. My mum thought I was nuts when I told her to drop a certain food from her diet. Miraculously her digestion problems were fixed.
You'll never see me give up cereal Wasabi ginger chips and salami though. Other than that I don't really fuck with processed foods. Even natty pb I don't touch the stuff anymore.
I honestly think the high fat processed foods are the hardest to digest. Whenever I have people make the switch their problems disappear.
>>35643545
Punch, I have a Churchill from romeo though.
>>35644609
Right. Even our soil is ruining the nutritional value of whole foods.
Fats will digest a lot better if you only eat them with protein only. Processed, I'm not sure how much the difference makes.
I'll eat more refined stuff a couple times a week. Not now though. I never have much room for error with tren. I separate my carbs from fats right now. It speeds it up like crazy.
>>35644692
Pic is what I mean by separating carbs from fats.
>>35644561
Even if I learnt how to use bitcoin that wouldn't change the fact that they want more money than I'm planning to spend (and also making the possible legal consequences worse because more quantity=intention to distribute in the eyes of the law) or that the storefront-like sites can't actually be trusted.
>>35644609
squats, rdls, lunges
saw some shit that actually made a good point about barbell hip thrusts being iffy cause you're never going to get complete extension with any real kinda weight, still debating about using them since they're supposed to be god-tier for deads assistance according to leeman
>>35644632
honestly the whole hype about cubanos is kinda meh, gimme some nice rocky patel decades or '90/'92/royal vintages
gonna try and snag another box of robusto decades to age in my humidor for 6 months
>>35644715
or you're a fucking idiot because almost every source has low/no mins for btc purchases
>>35644609
i eat loads of processed food. i never get any digestion problems, except when i have really spicy food. and i mean REALLY spicy, like hurts worse than being sucker punched in the gut. its pretty easy to avoid that lol
>>35644736
Id let that whore shit on me
>>35644572
Meh if it bothers you that much then how you dealt with it is pretty much what I'd do. Just say "i track my food and push myself 110% in the gym, if I only looked like this on roids I'd be disappointed."
>>35644736
>saw some shit that actually made a good point about barbell hip thrusts being iffy
Lol it was Duffin wasn't it?
Lately I've been liking weighted hypers for dl accessory work. DB or bb works great. I keep the pads low enough so my hip can hinge.
Do it like Rubish were you start from a dead stop each rep. Be explosive AF.
>>35644736
I want to see her vagina.
>>35644736
It was my first time smoking any kind of tobacco, figured buying some Cubans was a no-brainer since I was in the country.
>>35644737
High fat processed foods? Because that's mainly what I'm referring to.
Not a surprise spicy food can be rough on SOME people. (caps so people don't think I'm talking about everyone)
>>35644847
i at loads of pepperoni and those cheap ass hot dogs. after reading your post i thought maybe i should stop lol
i get through a lot of cheddar cheese too, does that count?
im moving towards eating quark instead
>>35644865
If you're not having digestion issues no need to change. Unless you're doing it for potential health benefits.
>>35644902
there's a lot of crap about cheap meat like that being a cause of colorectal cancer + im trying to drop BF%. I just ate a large iceberg lettuce but im starving. i ate some sweet potatoes today though so Im wondering whether i should just try and sleep instead of eating
>>35644865
Real cheddar has no lactose. I don't know if that matters just thought you should know.
>>35644818
>>35644847
I might have to try it, weighted hypers have always just sketched me out from a biomechanical standpoint
wish I had a place at my current gym to do those seal rows rubish was raving about
before I do any work targeted at lockout I have to get my off the floor up to speed and my hips lower, so I've got time to worry about that other shit later
>spicy food
kek I fucking love spicy food, scalp starts tingling then the sweating starts and my face flushes
>>35645017
>I have to get my off the floor up to speed and my hips lower
Deficit pause deads for getting stronger off the floor.
Have you seen Andy Boltons vid on deads? That actually got me keeping my hips higher. I'm definitely more explosive with high hips.
>>35644692
Can you please stop using the word processed, you don't know what it means
>>35645086
stfu pleb you don't know shit
>>35645086
Youuu know what I mean though
man
>>35645070
I'll have to check the vids out but I'm going at my quads hard plus adding deficit deads in there somewhere, those plus filming my pulling and really focusing on form for sub-maximal sets with 5/3/1 should keep me cruising up for a good while
what's your highest pull/bw at, btw?
mmmmm pinning quads with 22g
Using the different levels of pain to feel if I actually hit muscle tissue or fat.
Will scar tissue be an issue if I keep using big needles?
>>35645265
mmm pls tell me this thing has a cokk... hnnnggg
>>35645335
>pinning with 22s
jesus christ get some 25s, and yes scar tissue will accumulate faster with harpoons
if you go relatively slow and pay attention you can actually feel the difference when you go through blood vessels and when you're getting close to a nerve because it'll feel like your quad is about to completely lock up as that electric tingle starts
>>35645402
you pin slowly? doesnt that make it hurt more?
>>35645017
Try some Korean food, some of that stuff is straight up masochistic.
>>35645402
I just find the site on my body from the reference picture, z-trac, and slowly pin.
I can always feel when I hit muscle because it has a little more resistance.
I dont get any pip from 22s when I pin correctly. Is there any way to lessen the accumulation of scar tissue?
>>35645344
>>35645436
Don't use 22s kek.
25s will lessen scar tissue.
I pin ed from quads delts and glutes.
>>35645467
Why not 22's? I really dont get why. They only real pain I get is piercing the skin and thats it. Is scar tissue really the only reason?
>>35645421
not really
I'm not talking glacially slow, but a certain measured pace for quads is warranted given nerve and blood vessel density
I also have absolutely zero needle phobia because of natural inclination combined with working as a medic for six years
>>35645435
I lived in korea for a year
>>35645436
smaller gauges and more site rotation is pretty much it, although I've got to look up the scar tissue breakdown techniques and procedures our special friend was referring to since they sound extremely promising for long term use
22s with smaller muscle groups like delts and shit magnifies the problems with using larger gauges too
>>35644272
That good huh? I just recently heard about it, and it sounds too good to be true. I think I'll look into it a bit more now
>>35645265
You know I don't train for strength at all or deadlift often right?
Only reason I know about powerlifting at all is because I have tons of friends into powerlifting. Two of them are closing in on 700lb deadlifts. One is an old fart who pulled 825lb back in the day. We train together lots except for the mainlifts.
Last time I did deads it was rep work with 4 plates at 170lb bw
Since then I've focused more rack pulling and weighted hypers since they've had a bigger impact on my physique. Not sure if weight matters but 7.5 plate rack pull and 3.5 plate weighted hyper at 184lbs
How difficult is it to do this correctly? I've found a source for testosterone already. All I need to do is inject meself for a few weeks, then stop for a few weeks? How easy is it to completly fuck my hormone levels up and how do I not do that?
>>35645632
>How difficult is it to do this correctly?
Consider tons of borderline retarded people manage to roid successfully I'd say it's pretty easy.
>>35645505
>I lived in korea for a year
Did they treat you like a demi god for being white?
>>35644294
Any kind of moisturiser/lubricant produces the same results if applied often enough.
Bio oil is over priced. Use lotions or that one Neutrogena body oil. Much cheaper per ounce. Apply it multiple times throughout the day
>>35645608
rack pulls for physique? what in the skippy fuck
>>35645684
honestly I only fucked like 3 or 4 koreans while I was there but I got my fair amount of attention being a decently tall built white dude
actually had this redheaded irish fwb for about 4 months, hair + accent + body + personality made me start to have some serious feelerinos before her contract ran out and she headed back to the land of leprechauns
dead serious I get depressed every time I think about the fact that I will never have another woman in my life like that again that hits almost every single button I have and a few I didn't even know about
close enough to pic that it hurts
>>35645702
embrace the tiger stripes
got some sicknasty ones spreading out down my bis now and I'm starting to see the faint beginnings of them radiating in to my pecs too
>>35645783
>rack pulls for physique? what in the skippy fuck
Don't bash it. My thickness exploded.
fwb been sleeping all day because she can't handle liquor and got sick as fuck. Fuck that.
Do I go to her place with food and bang one out or just chill at home with my cat and watch road house? Maybe blood sport?
Do I go to her pl
The old pastebin said to avoid sustanon if possible because of "unsustainable blood levels".
I plan to do a sust only cycle while needing to go out of my country from time to time but no more than a week at the time, so the long life of sustanon is necessary.
Am I being an imbecile or should i really reconsider my whole cycle and use test e or test p?
>>35645793
shit all I do besides deads is 5xf chins, 3x8 seated rows, and 2x12-15 kroc rows plus 1-2 sets to failure with straps, usually ends up being like 20+ for the 140s
>>35645815
depends how much you give a fuck
powerade and some chipotle will turn you into the second coming of jesus
>>35645980
sust is absolutely fucking retarded
use enanthate like normal people
>>35646042
Yeah I was gonna grab some pizza
Hello friendos, where do I order Clomid (clomifene citrate) into Europe? I only need Clomid since due to health concern of a real cycle I just want a nice boost in test (and to fill out my beard). I used it extensively before a few years ago but I have lost my contacts
>>35645783
PLEASE WHO, MY 10/10
>>35646109
Darknetmarkets m8ey
Can I get shitfaced on var and not get significant liver consequences?
>>35646136
Damn seems odd, I just used to buy from /fit/ lol
>>35646109
think adc ships to eu doesn't it
indian pharma ftw
>>35646133
if I knew that I'd already have cut my dick off and had it next day aired packed in dry ice to her doorstep like a fucked up modern day picasso
>>35646151
not the best idea ever, var is mild but you're just asking for some shit to happen out of way left field
ps add me on fb so you can hit me up on messenger, it's kinda obvious which profile is mine when you look through friends of friends
>>35646191
what was the adc a shortening of?
>>35646191
I drank on sdrol
>>35646191
Aight so moderation is fine then?
Added :DD
>>35646234
a chemist that works all day
>>35646258
Thanks but they still dont fucking ship to Nordic countries.... any options?
>>35646234
janitors have been super turbo butthurt about everything lately, just google adc pharmacy and it should be the first result
>>35646240
>>35646250
god I hate every single one of you
>>35646306
;^)
Welp, my balls are a little softer
>>35646042
my routine isn't too different.
Rack pull
Pull-ups or archer pull-ups
One arm lat pull down
Rope cable row
Rear delt/trap work
That's about it
>>35646151
One time thing? Yeah you'd be fine.
But I wouldn't drink on cycle even without an oral.
Keep that diet locked in brah. Make the most of it.
>>35642887
on my ok cupid
>before you say >ok cupid i can't use tinder because they wont let me use my number to verify because it's a track phone
account i have 3 pictures. one is a group picture of me and my lifeguard coworkers that shows off my natty gains a little (and also helps that i'm the tallest of the group), the other is a picture of my face that i took in my room, and the last is a picture of my guitar. in what order should these pictures be?
also what do i message girls
thanks /fraud/ i know i can count on you
>>35646303
If you're okay with toremifene, another serm which boosts FSH, LH and thus test, then ceretropic has it if you cant get any pharmas that'll deliver to you.
>>35646732
Probably best not to have shirtless pic as your main, but as secondary for grills to discover, so they dont think you're too conceited straight up.
>>35646753
my reasoning was more that it makes me look like i have friends
> one month off steroids, zero Test
> drunk on Tinder
> match with 6/10 type 1 diabetic girl
> 10 minutes later, doesn't want to see Star Wars, invites me to bed instead
> get snacks, go to her dorm, meet her, she's alright
> forgot ID, they won't let me in dorm
> she gets cold feet
> imply implication, she fucking hates me, I'm now Dr. Asshole, PhD of Assery
> try to win her back for 2 hours, it's not happening
> depressed
> tell 10/10 hot squat girl what happened
> ask her out because going to shoot myself anyway
> have a date for tomorrow
My head is full of fuck. Tell me what to do, mangs.
Other girl basically told me to fuck off and never speak to her again and then starts asking me about my pics.
>>35646820
help me >>35646732
you chad asshole i haven't been laid in 18 months or i'm going to ree you off of my imageboard
>>35646845
>18 months
>/fraud/
You better be fat as fuck otherwise no excuse.
>>35646873
i already told you i'm natty. i posted here then because this is the most normalfag place on 4chan and you gave me good advice on how to get laid and i need help a second time. i do lift though
>>35646885
Pork a fatty.
It's not hard, if your that desperate drop your standards and pork a heffalump.
>>35646911
that's how i lost my virginity 18 months ago. on tinder (i used to have an iphone but i became poor and also deleted my facebook so i can't use it anymore) i just used an app to swipe a thousand girls a click and clicked it like 15 times and waited until a girl messaged me first and invited me to her apartment to watch netflix which ended up happening, but i can't just swipe on okcupid. i need a message. what should i go with?
>>35646873
>>35646732
>>35646845
I haven't been laid in 3 years, niggas, but damn that's going to change this week. I'm actually looking for a serious relationship. Sticking with the first girl that lets me.
I use this picture of my back/butt on Tinder. No face. This way I know they want and it's a great ice breaker.
Apparently, girls want an alpha but they say they want a beta. Never there for "hook ups" but if you treat girls like an equal, most will stop responding. You have to be like a nigger; smooth, stupid but clever, confident, aggressive, without saying certain black listed terms like "hook up", and not appearing desperate/egotistical/try-hard. At the same time, I go off on philosophical tangents and "talk smart", naturally.
>>35646948
>waited until a girl messaged me first
Lol, what? They do that?
>>35647077
top fucking kek on the scoobys workship censor. there was a study of ~300 girls and 300 guys on tinder and the proportion of girls who got laid ended up 77% and the proportion of guys was 18%. very close in line to some principle in nature that people on /pol/ bring up all the time called the 80/20 rule. good luck
>>35647100
you have to read the rest of the paragraph. i essentially "swiped" 15 thousand girls, and i got 5 girls who messaged me. 4 of them stopped messaging me after they sent "hey" and i responded "hey" back, and the last one ended up inviting me to her appt. she was very fat. at least 220lbs at ~5'6.
>about to talk to this girl I kinda like
>oh well time to eat something, I'll talk to her later
>come back later
>see she has a relationship now
>a relationship with this 25 years old guy that looks like 12
I'm not sure if I should feel mad or happy
>>35647154
i found out my very cute exgf from highschool got married to a literal 3/10 hick when i was creeping her facebook. made me mad
>>35647114
I'm a national socialist.
> https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pareto_principle
>>35647139
I swipe for 500 girls, actually selecting, get 50 matches, 47 responders, 3 numbers, 2 dates. Don't know if that's good.
>>35647181
i'm sure it's a lot better for being selective. the only people i was selective against was black girls
>>35647077
>Act like a nigger
How has this worked out for you during the past 3 years?
If you're built and can't get laid, something is very fundamentally wrong with whatever you're doing, or you're a shut in.
>>35647178
why get mad about that?
>>35647215
i guess i'm still in love with her a little bit. i've thought about the situation intensely and concluded even though it was so many hoops i would have had to jump through to make it work but it was completely possible. if i could go back in time knowing what i know now i would've been able to marry her instead
>>35647270
It sounds like you're better off desu, and this is the best way to look at it since you have to move on.
Steroids are so cool
Ive noticed way more facial hair growth, this is awesome.
Its like puberty 2.0
Why are your gains more important than your health and the possibility of serious side effects?
>>35647357
Because it is very easy to negate the side effects if you are smart about your steroid use
>>35647077
No face? Do you realize you can see your face in the picture?
>>35647350
Ye more like puberty infinity cause it never ends and you can smash 18 year olds forever.
>>35647350
Me as well.
My beard was shitty before cycling. Even got some chest sprouts.
Yay androgens
>>35647374
I see a lot of different names and dosages thrown around here. Where did you first learn what and how much to use?
>>35647357
The same reason why people feel that forgetting how shitty their life is through using alcohol is worth destroying your body.
Except steroids make you realize how awesome life is and you get something in return instead of fried brain cells.
>>35647350
Haven't you been on for a week?
>>35647384
>Even got some chest sprouts.
how old are you lad?
>>35647390
For me previous people's experience
Reddit steroids wiki and steroid dot com
>>35647178
>tfw stalking your ex gf facebook
dunno why I do this, I even do this for girls I dated centuries ago.
>>35647407
25. I've just always been fairly hairless.
Also have blonde hair and blue eyes so what body hair I have is light.
>>35647383
>you can smash 18 year olds forever
Why do you do this to me m8
>>35647408
Interesting. I like the idea of hilariously better gains but I'd be too paranoid of unintended effects.
>>35647416
The only girls I stalk are ones I want to get with to make sure they are still available
>>35647383
>Not 16 year olds
You need to up your tren dosage
How common are abscesses from pinning? They really freak me out
>>35647431
>stalk girl
>decide talk to her
>start a conversation
>
I get mad every single time, no matter if I talked with 10 other girls.
>>35647436
>Having conventional vaginal intercourse on tren
You guys got some underdosed gear
>>35647403
Ye
Im also at the age where men in my family usually start getting good beard growth. Adding steroids to the mix is probably accelerating the process. Maybe the facial hair follicles are becoming more receptive?
>>35647427
Like I said if you are sensible and smart about it you will be fine
>>35647444
Not very. Again if are smart you won't get any
600mg/weekly Test-E
ABCDABCD
A
Back-Biceps
Pullups 4x10
Deadlift 2x5
One Hand Neutral Pulldown 3x12
Close Grip Pulldown 3x12
Seated Cable Rows (V Handle) 3x12
E-Z Bar Curl Close & Wide Grip 4x12
Hammer Preacher Curls 3x12
Incline Inner Bicep curl 3x12
Shrugs 3x12
Chest Height Pulley Facepulls 4x12
Farmer's Carry
B
Chest-Shoulders-Triceps
High Pulley Facepulls 3x12
Dumbbell Bench Press 3x10
Dumbell Incline Press 3x12
Incline Bench Cablefly 3x12
Cable Crossover 3x12
Dumbbell Shoulder Press 3x10
Lateral Raises 3x12
Arnold Press 3x12
Rear Delt Flyes 3x12
Cable Rope Pushdown 3x12
Dumbbell Overhead Extension 3x12
C
Legs
Squat 3x8
Bulgarian Split Squat3x10
Hip Thrust 3x12
Donkey Kick Machine3x12
Glute Ham Raise 3x12
Leg Curl 3x12
Seated Calf Raise 3x12
Standing Calf Raise 3x12
Calf Push 4x10
D
Arms
DB Bicep Curl 10 with right arm, 10 with left, 10 with both x 4sets
Hammer Curl 4x10
Wide E-Z Preacher Curl 4x10
Drag Curl 3x10
Close Grip Bench Press 4x10
Dumbbell Overhead Extension 4x10
Cable Rope Pushdown 4x10
Tricep Kickback 4x12
DB Shoulder Press 3x12
Lateral Raises 3x12
>inb4 excess arm work
>have shitty underdeveloped arms
>almost ending my cycle and they still look small compared to everything else
Is this modification ok? I added the arm day, before I was just with ABCxABCx
>>35647449
Forgot pic
>>35647444
Check'd
Dunno. I've never had one and I pin everyday
>>35647452
You spelled consensual wrong
>qt from my uni is dating a 24 years old guy that's already half bald and looks like he's 50 years old
IT'S NOT FAIR
>>35647472
Kek'd
>>35647449
This passes me off
>>35647485
I'm 30, got all my hair though, and 15 yo wants to smash
>>35647422
You're supposed to dump them on their 19th birthday.
>>35647449
>talk to girl
>get no reply or get a "seen"
>delete her
>4 days later she talks me back
Into the trash it goes
At what point in your gains/life were any of you when you first started taking steroids? I'd like to know your age/time into lifting.
>>35647460
You're murdering yourself with volume. Something must be off with your intensity.
28 or 29, so recentish
>>35647581
Yeah he must be juicing, probably hepped up on creatine
>>35647581
what do you mean with "off"?
and why is volume so wrong if supposedly you can't overtrain on juice?
>>35647614
just juice, creatine is one hell of a drug.
>>35647457
Notice any voice deepening as well?
>>35648023
He's only on week 1
Voice takes time
>>35647753
You can overtrain. Not saying you will but you definitely can. The point is hitting 35 sets and 10 different exercises per workout isn't needed. You can grow on a lot less. Increase your intensity. How long are your workouts taking?
>3 am
>can't sleep
how creepy is it to talk to someone on facebook at this hour?
>>35648110
Very. Just lay down lad.
superdrol is ruining my life
>>35648086
Like an hour and a half, or two hours on B days, without counting cardio or ab work.
What do you mean with intensity, you mean weight?
You mean I can train everyday, but the point is to ditch exercises and lower all sets to 3?
>>35648159
Training every day is probably fine for you, just increase the intensity and lower the volume.
>>35648159
It can be weight. It can be rest times, drop sets, supersets, forced reps, accommodating resistance. You're probably not lifting hard enough. Lift with more intensity. If you're lifting with that much volume, intensely, with no rest days, then you are truly a machine that a 600mg test cycle did not grant you and god bless you.
What's /fit/'s stance on prohormones? From what I understand it's just a legal version without any side effects of the illegal version
>>35648217
kek
>>35648217
>without any side effects
>>35648230
I should re-phrase
I mean lessened
>>35648234
>lessened
>>35648239
god damnit
so is it basically just legal steroids?
Any general opinions on SARMS in general or LGD4033? Also what timings/dosages are recommended?
>>35648217
kek.
I dont think theyre legal anymore and the few legal ones left are rubbish.
Besides, LGD > Prohormones. Unless you're going to stack them with test. In which case, just stack LGD, or dbol, or another roid.
>>35648246
Once a day 5mg/day is good and economic, one bottle = 2 months, good gains, volume goes up quite a bit.
Other sarms not worth it, Osta is weak and about the same price as LGD, S4 is weaker, and has bad sides. RAD140 costs more and I'm not sure its any better than LGD at all.
I'm going to stack it with test next bottle.
>>35648189
>>35648203
Thank you bro
>>35648267
Yea I hear S4 makes you go blind in low light conditions. Fuck that noise. Would 10mg/day be to much?
>>35648293
10 mg of LGD I mean. Once per day or spaced out also?
>>35647569
well I dabbled with cycling a few years before, but my first serious run with gear where I had my rest, training, and diet even somewhat in line has just been 250mg pharma test e since june
3 years off everything including lifting, 6 months on cruise dose and 4 months back lifting has me at 375/475/570
>>35648203
I don't fucking understand how people get to that point, like seriously I'm fucking wrecked after my main compound working sets and I NEED the rest periods to not pass out and/or puke
shit that might be the magical key to my miraculous gains, actual fucking work
>>35648293
No, I've run 12.5mg before, but haven't noticed much difference. I always did mine once a day.
ir.vikingtherapeutics.com/download/VK5211-SCWD+2015+Poster.pdf
If you see the doses in figure A, I think our 5-10mg range is the green line on the chart. So it makes sense when people say they dont see increased benefit above 10mg.. they'd have to go up to the next one, about 25x higher in dose, which is ridiculous in cost lol.
>>35648339
LONDON
O
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D
O
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also nice rack :^)
>>35647463
>>35648343
Maybe I don't know how to interpret this, but the green line is 0.6mg per kg of body weight, right?
150lbs = 68kg
68kg*0.6mg = 40mg for a 150 lb human, no?
>>35647569
>>35648339
also I'm 27, I've been lifting off and on since high school but I had only been seriously programming for maybe a year before my 3 year hiatus
6' 220-225 depending on how much fucked up carbs I've had
>>35648376
mg/kg for an animal is not the same mg/kg in humans. It'd be about 13mg for 68kg male after the conversion iirc.
(look up human equivalent dose)
But that doesn't mean the human equivalent is the same as the formula states, could be lower or higher.
>>35648398
Where do you see the formula?
>>35648423
http://www.fda.gov/downloads/Drugs/.../Guidances/UCM078932.pdf
Divide by 3.1 in this case. Page 7
>>35648437
There is literally only one thing standing between me and this shit now lol. Do you think you lose gains when the bottle runs out?
>>35648452
I haven't but I'm not huge.
Next I'm running it with Test + Dbol + LGD, and dropping the Dbol at week 6 and see how it goes. I'm sure it'll be better with test, as it doesn't have to make up for the lack of test when suppressed.
I've never run test and LGD at the same time before, so I'm looking forward to trying it.
>>35648482
Did you do LGD as a stanalone? How was it?
I'm using insulin syringes for peptides. Is there some specific way I should be disposing of them? How you dispose of syringes?
>>35648493
Pretty good, made some gains, kept the strength gains and size, put on a bit of fat during it too, not a lot, but some. Volume went back down after it a bit. Trying to lift the same shit I really feel it a lot more while off it.
Got tired in the middle of it, but picked back up after I adjusted to that.
>>35648497
If you have a medcal waste/sharps bin in public toilets etc, you can put them in there if that paranoid, make sure you always recap the needle to avoid harm to yourself or others.
>>35648528
I'm not paranoid about it necessarily, it just occured to me that these things may be more strictly regulated than I thought. I take care to dispose of them carefully, but I don't dispose of them in special containers.
>>35648497
Put them in a coffee can and put them in normal trash.
>>35644307
You must live a shameful life if you're asking for strategies on how to deny people's honest observations about you.
You poor short insecure loser.
>>35644307
tfw 85kg and still looking pretty skinny
>>35648723
You need to take into account that you are probably a lot taller than him. he is 4 foot something tall
>>35648788
lanklet gains is pain and suffering
>>35648788
>4 foot something tall
impossible
guys... it's so weird even with this brasil sloot giving the best sex i ever had, i've had crazy dreams about baby mama again in the past 2 nights
on friday night (with brasil chic in my bed sleeping with me even after crazy sex)
>dream i am in my home
>baby mama comes to visit out of nowhere
>she confesses our son didnt really die
>he's there with her
>he's like a toddler now walking around and getting big as fuck
>talk with him for a while show him pictures from when he was tiny and chit
>wake up because brasil chic asks me who i am talking to
last night
>baby mama somehow visiting me
>i ask her if she's still a prostitute and i want to be her customer, it would be win win
>awkward shameless situation
>ask her to sit with me and what she wants to drink
>try to get her drunk with blueberry vodka
>i hate how she always says "my son"
>i tell her why dont you call him by his name or at least say "our son"
>kinda weird
>i pull her closer to me in the sofa and she smiles
>feel like old times
>wake up and realize it's a dream
>>35648857
I know a girl who is 4'10"
>>35648857
>impossible
Explain all these short people
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_shortest_people
>>35648906
i'm 5'11" and the girl i'm seeing
the top of her head reached my nipples barely
>>35648880
I think brazil sloot is playing mind games with you. Making you want a family or serious relationship. She is sinking her hooks into you. Maybe this was her plan all along
>>35648880
tfw she will never know how much i love her
tfw she is probably seeing some guy(s) who are just seeing her as a disposable fuck toy
tfw this is how women operate
(like that brasil chic, fucking so hard with me, while she lives with some dude who probably legit loves her)
it all seems like such a paradoxical joke
>>35648926
srsly bro maybe ur right
think about this now
i was not thinking about baby mama for months now, having accepted life of foreveralone
now this sloot is here and the dreams are coming back
sloot also asks a lot of questions about baby mama and my son
she is trying to leverage weaknesses to her advantage somehow
s m h
i really wish i used to have a big brother who would have educated me on all these women issues
instead all i had was a bunch of sisters with total BS advises
>>35648926
also
she has now progressed to sleeping over where before it was just fucking and go back to husband (ex husband?)home
before you know it she will leave her tooth brush here
trojan females every fucking time
>>35642944
MK677 (not really a SARM, but a grehlin mimetic) nice for appetite and seems to help with body composition and weight gain, but it probably is pretty harmful n the long run as it decreases glucose sensitivity essentially giving yourself a little diabetes while you're on it.
Lgd 4033 seemed to do help a little, but after 6 weeks on I crashed my test hard (even at 5mg /day) got off immediately but will try again in future once I'm sure I've recovered.
