What are some /fit/ approved alcoholic beverages?
>>35635098
there are none
water , milk
Stop trying to justify your drinking problem.
Jameson, straight from the bottle.
I always put some vodka in my whey shakes for better gains and overall health.
>>35635098
Gallon of Kumis a Day
>>35635098
Everclear
none
every other answer is a gains goblin
Eagle Rare. Or any 10+ single barrel aged bourbon.
>>35635098
Stiegl is good shit. Prefer this though.
>>35635194
>>35635455
My niggers.
OP you can drink whatever the fuck you want as long as you lift the next day. Waking up and not doing anything is the worst shit you can do no matter how shitty you feel.
If bulking, Baileys. It's got milk products in it so it's basically milk.
Hell, if you're just starting out you might want to try GOBAD, with 327 calories and 3g protein per 100ml it's the perfect choice!
>>35635098
Riot punch or fight milk
Both if you're feelin dangerous
>>35635098
GHB has none of the calories, for the same effect. Like do you even wanna make it?
>>35635098
Pic related
Fags, read the sticky part with alcohol
vodka and soda or vodka+sugar free redbull are the top tier of sticking to your diet
if you're bulking then you can get away with more caloric drinks as long as you stay hydrated.
>2016
>not huffing paint thinner to get wasted
Dry white wine or straight spirits
If you want to get a buzz on a cut, just smoke Meth.
>go to bar
>ask for apple vodka
>dude asks me a what?
>apple vodka
>bartender stares at me like a retard
Haven't been back to a bar sense.
>>35635194
>Jameson
top pleb
>>35636720
This guy knows.
Here's a good page in COCKtails, my favourite is the screwdriver (gets you more rapidly wasted)
None is the best. But beer sometimes (like 3-4 times per year) is ok. I prefer Irish stout.
red wine
>>35635194
Jameson is nice but fuck it makes me wild when drank straight. In general men in my family get a bit crazy from straight spirits.
If I'm going out to bars etc for pre-drinks I'll have vodka and diet lemonade, when I'm out I'll have vodka and tonic water (which tastes like shit to be honest)
>>35635098
Oh man I love Steigl.
>>35637441
>it makes me wild when drank straight
I've noticed that as well. I don't get it from any other whisk(e)y, although it may be because the last time I drank a substantial amount of Jameson's I played ring of fire with it and drank an entire bottle in a couple of hours. Was fun but fucking horrid the morning after.
>>35637476
tonic water has just as much sugar as soda
Beer
Not alcoholic pisswater either
Microbrews or go home
>>35636970
>Not IMing meth mixed in with your gear
Are you even attempting to make it?
>>35637006
>Haven't been back to a bar sense.
>>35635479
Alcohol raises test, kill yourself
>>35635098
Video Related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITWHHk9SydQ
>tfw no Brau Union Einheitsbräu Bier
good Anon
>>35635532
>Bourbon
Total pleb
>>35635098
None you stupid alcoholic
>>35637724
It's due to the fact Jameson is a rather cheap bottle. You'll start drinking it and keep drinking it, without any form of mental constraint, due to the fact it's cheap and not a waste to down a whole bottle. It's always better to pick up a more expensive single malt. You won't down a 100 euro bottle in an evening and not end up being completely hammered. That's how it works in my book anyhoo.
>>35635098
Whatever as long as it's only alcohol and doesn't contain sugars and you don't mix it with garbage and it fits your calorie goals.
>>35638091
Your dad beat you when he got wasted, didn't he?
>>35638122
I bet his little anus still twitches when he remembers that day.
>>35638141
I imagine everyone who thinks drinking alcohol makes you an alcoholic as being the most dyel people on /fit/. I don't know why.
>>35638122
He did, you were an accident weren't you?
>>35638122
>>35638141
>>35638163
I understand if you go out and drink but the fact you guys literally stay home and drink is just depressing
>>35638163
Because those people are people with no life experience. i.e. basement dwellers.
r8 my current gains goblins, /fit/.
Whiskey is the only bad habit I haven't lost. But I do two drinks every three days, so I think it's okay.
>>35638227
>r8 my current gains goblins, /fit/.
Alcoholic/10
opiate bros ww@
>me and roomies have a party every month or so
>the alcohol people leave supplies us for the next few weeks
for example, last night I had a combination of vodka, whisky, rum, and some Bailey's
alcohol isn't good for my body, but my body is good for alcohol
Just drink bleach if you need to drink to be happy
>>35635098
>Moonshine
Nothing like swigging some 180 proof from a mason jar
I like jager bombs but I'm sure it is terrible for you
>>35638189
>implying
>2016
>not drinking guiness
Especially on tap for glorious nitrogen
>>35635098
vodka, chilled, with some cayenne pepper sprinkled in it
any bourbon that is more than $20 for a bottle, don't get fighting cock bourbon whatever you do
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>>35638227
fanboy/10
>>35638111
>It's always better to pick up a more expensive single malt
I know, I've got like 3 decent bottles of single malt sitting around for special occasions. I'm talking about drinking for the purposes of going out
>>35638227
I personally prefer Laphroaig but pretty good/10, needs more variety
Dragonstout
>>35639678
>>35639352
No fanboy senpai, I just like to buy all the shit from one distillery, and compare them. Do blind tasting and shit. Last time, I had 10 bottles of laphroaig.
>Alcohol
>Ever
No thanks. I stopped drinking entirely in 2014. I feel great.
If you want a buzz, just take some benzos or kratom. Much healthier.
>>35639797
Benzos are not healthier than alcohol you fucking moron. And Kratom acts like an opiate.
You've literally traded one deadly habit for two deadly habits.
Please be troll, no one can be this irresponsible and uninformed.
>>35639844
What are you talking about, bro? Alcohol has shitloads of empty calories, lowers your testosterone, and is carcinogenic.
Sure, both benzos and kratom are highly addictive, but they don't have those downsides. I have an extremely strict rule that I do both on Saturdays and Sundays only. I'm otherwise 100% drug free. I don't even drink a DROP of caffeine (in addition to not a drop of alcohol).
>>35639952
>believes the risk of a drug addiction is a better life choice than taking in a couple of empty calories, having having a pint or 2 a week
>"benzos and kratom don't have downsides"
>"sure they are highly addictive"
>>35640489
alcohol is addictive as well and if you have any self-control and don't have very addictive personality you can easily do pretty much any drug without becoming a junkie, just like you can have your pint or two a week without being an alcoholic living on the streets under a bridge
>>35636137
How to obtain?
>>35638111
This unfortunately doesn't work when you have enough money to buy another bottle the next day. And the next.
>I now see why rich celebs have drug problems.
Everclear.
