Has anyone here tried out the squatty potty meme?
Seems like momscience but I'm always down for a better poop.
Worth it?
tall people auto that position
Haven't tried, but deffo strain too much when pooping so interested.
It's a hell of a lot faster to shit like that.
Have you ever taken a shit while squatting next to a tree outdoors? Feels amazing
>>35601276
Can confirm. We do this all the time in India.
>>35601215
I've read before that it's more natural and better for you.
It's how you would poop if you were shitting in the woods, and pretty much how half the world's toilets are designed
>>35601215
It's not worth the price when you can go buy something from your local ace hardware for cheap that will do the same thing
>>35601291
Not in the street, Pajeet!
DESIGNATED
>>35601215
I just lean forward when I'm shitting. Figure it's the same thing, but idk
>>35601255
Eat more fiber, man
I just put my feet up on steps I keep next to the toilet.
I used to have bad stomach problems before I got /fit/ I'd have constipation so severe it gave me headaches and honestly, I was afraid I'm gonna end up like Elvis.
I started shitting with the steps and its amazing. I didn't push as hard and so much more evacuates your body.
I full recommend it, op.
>>35601297
It's twenty bucks baka senpai
1. It's faster
2. Unless you eat spicy food 3 times a day, 8/10 times you wipe it's clean on the first try
3. Medically proven to prevent hemorroids and general anus problems
4. Works like a charm against constipation
It's not a meme like "paleo-diets because the ancients did it" or shit like that. It actually works, and it's easily verifiable. First world countries where most toilets are like >>35601292 have a dramatically lower incidence of shitting-related medical problems.
>>35601335
leaing forward is actually what this tries to correct, properly squatting apparently straightens your GI tract to its natural state, leaning forward just creates a more acute kink in it.
>>35601215
i have a cardboard box in my bathroom to put my feet up on. It feels more comfortable.
>>35601378
Oh fuck
Too bad we're on a SFW board. I have a pic that will make you think twice before trying this crap.
Just imagine that the pressure you're applying on the toilet is different, therefore, it might break and hurt you really bad, REALLY bad.
>>35601520
Upload it to imgur then post the link, the janitors won't care
>>35601520
how fat do you have to be to break the toilet god damn regardless of the increased concentration of weight I'd expect there's no risk for anyone under 300
I just squat on the toilet. Kinda uncomfortable and have to round my back a bit but I only take like 30 seconds max to shit.
>>35601626
I once heard of a somewhat overweight person who broke a toilet. Granted, she was STANDING with her feet on the edge of it because it was a public toilet. Broken porcelain cuts like a knife.
But no, you most likely won't break a toilet by perking up your legs a little kek.
>>35601651
Read >>35601663, squatting on top of a toilet with all your weight concentrated on your feet is dangerous as fuck.
>>35601677
But what if I use the tank thing for support as well, so all the weight isn't concentrated in one place? Fuck I'm gonna kill myself aren't I.
>>35601520
That's if you stand on the toilet, ya goober
Tfw squat on the toilet seat
Fine so far cause I'm a 140 pound dyel but one day it'll break
>>35601582
Not the same anon but here
http://www.nairaland.com/attachments/2428542_toilet1_jpg33cbe2cec086447492965e83b831c00f
>>35601215
There's a bin in my toilet. I bring that over and plant my feet on that if I'm struggling to shit.
It comes out better due to pelvic angle.
Thats the only benefit
>>35601722
Sorry here,hope this works
http://i.imgur.com/eyuse9K.jpg
>>35601752
>dat gyno
>>35601215
THe same effect can be achieved by leaning forward you manlet. And that's only necessary if you don't fucking do heavy fucking squats. If you already do heavy fucking squats, guess what, all those fucking muscles get regularly worked out and you'll never worry about shitting yourself when you're 80. Functionally useless for anyone who is actually fit, like most things on the planet.
>>35601785
>getting hostile when talking about pooping
i dunno, doesnt seem to do much for me, and instead of seating my weight on my thighs now its just on two pinpoints of my ass touching the seat so i cant stay like that for long.
i think the same effect is achieved just by resting my elbows on my knees which is my default position anyway. who sits bolt-upright to shit? fools.
>>35601215
>High protein high fibre diet
>something to help me poop
>know your audience
>>35601520
Only if you stand in the goddamn toilet, UE cunt
Standing on a step or sumthin' like it won't do shite, cus you're putting ur weight on the step/support.
>>35602244
Is that supposed to be some kind of progressive image about how clothes don't flatter fat people?
>>35602244
I'm confused by whether or not this is fa propaganda or not lmao..
>>35602404
It's from an article about one size fits all clothing. They're wearing the same clothes actually. I think I made that image years ago iirc, but was banned the first time I posted it on /fa/.
>>35602404
>>35602445
nothing cute about being fat I guess
>>35601215
does it come with stickers as well
>>35602445
>>35602404
Originally it was an article about fat people complaining that they can never fit into good clothes thus blaming healthy people of fat privilege.
Ironically the article better sends the message that if you want to wear good clothes then lose weight.
>>35602244
Jesus, the facial expression in two middle images of the girl in the upper row are so identical that the slight rotation of the head between the two images allows me to create a stereoscopic image of the girl.
>>35602445
It's anti fat propaganda. The one thing fit and fa have in common besides homo lust
>>35602481
It's really true, though. The only thing that fat people fit are glorified tarps.
>>35602488
exactly
>>35602525
I mean. What else can you say? There isn't really a way to make legitimately flatting, good looking clothes for fat shits.
>>35602552
I think some men can get away with being overweight, but women look like shitty
>>35602581
Either a woman or a man being merely overweight usually isn't an issue. That seacow on the bottom is 30%+ body fat though.
>>35602531
it dun work wiff mah 3d glasses mayne
>>35601215
Squatting to shit is awesome, OP. If I'm feeling backed up I'll just squat on the ground until it's ready, then I'll get back on the toilet and let 'er rip.
>>35601651
>>35601663
>>35601677
>>35601702
This reminds me of a newspaper article maybe 2 years ago where this dude made a self-wiping machine and somehow got killed by it
I still fucking kek my pants when I think about it
He got KILLED by a fucking self-wiping toilet machine
>mfw
>>35601215
I've been pooping like that for years now and the difference is noticeable
>>35601215
I just put the seat up and Squat on the rim.
I don't think its necessary to spend almost 25$ for something you can do for free.
>>35601292
>>35601354
^^^^yes
improves mobility on the squat too
>>35601520
>>35601582
>>35601626
>>35601663
>>35602382
Fail to see how standing makes a difference rather than squatting.
Just don't do it while travelling.
>>35603872
We mean standing ON the toilet, with both your feet in it, opposed to sitting on it, with your feet propped up on a stand like in OP's image
Difference is the weight isn't concentrated in one spot
>>35601215
just put your feet on a stool or basket infront of your toilet to prop them up
gives same effect. And yes squat pooping is the best
>>35602531
its pretty common that girls are very aware of how to face the camera and look the best for pictures.
attractive chicks get a lot of practice, I'm an uggo and i probably am in as many pictures in my entire adult life as a pretty girl is in an average week.
>>35601215
Just use a milk crate, or lean forward chest to thighs, or squat on the toilet seat. All those things will get the same effect for 0 to 1 dollars
>>35602531
>Having this much time on your hands
why not just lean forward?
>>35601752
1st link worked too...
Is that because she was squatting on a toilet? And it broke?
>>35607567
Yeah dude. Toilets are meant to be sat on so when you don't stand on them, your weight gets disturbed differently causing some parts of the toilet to have more stress on certain parts and you may break it.
