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EPISODE 10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adD6DkvgP9o
>55 minutes
GOOD GOD
>Oops, caught you mirin, heh heh heh
>>35599400
My name is Rich Piana. I'm 44 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my nipples are a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach vacuums. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack I used two scoops of a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use four scoops of whey isolate, then ten scoops of creatine monohydrate, and after my shower eighteen scoops of mutant mass. Then I inject twenty scoops of real food directly into my intestines which I leave to digest for ten minutes while I prepare my synthol injections. I always use a synthol solution with little or no alcohool, because alcohol dries your muscles out and makes you look older. Then HGH, then test, tren, mast, deca, equipoise, npp followed by d-ball, winny, superdrol and finally a shot of HCG. There is an idea of a Rich Piana. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I am simply not human.
Who rests at the top of their squat here?
>>35599400
>55 mins
hes making longer episodes by the day
the last day will be a full 24 hr video
>>35599400
He sucks me in with real, serious, logical thought....then turns around and blurts out something retarded...I'm wandeing around dumbfounded...
Who is this mother fucker? What is his name, /fit/?
>45:10
Can I skip leg day?
Why does he have so many fucking shoes lmao
>>35599441
ebin
>Adidas
>a-DEE-ders
>not a-de-DASS
Lots of shots of Rich's wife's ass & big old fake tittle in this one. Good times.
>>35599400
hnng
>55 minutes
Half of it is Rich choosing his sneakers.
>Special K
Also how the fuck do jars of eggwhites work? Wouldn't they go rotten as fuck within days?
Rich is looking so fucking vascular right now it's scary
>>35599562
>pasteurization
Prolongs shelf life.
>27:40
BREHS
>>35599602
How do you paseuterisze them without cooking them?
>>35599556
That made me laugh more than it should
>>35599460
It will be an 8 hr arms workout
>>35599617
Control the temperature to prevent or flash pasteurize.
CMON!!
>>35599400
I like Rich. He's honest, he's big, he's foulmouthed and it's a fun video
>>35599460
the whole episode fucking fucking fuckingfucking fucking fuckingfucking fucking fuckingfucking fucking fuckingfucking fucking fuckingfucking fucking fuckingfucking fucking fuckingfucking fucking fuckingfucking fucking fuckingfucking fucking fuckingfucking fucking fuckingfucking fucking fuckingfucking fucking fuckingfucking fucking fuckingfucking fucking fuckingfucking fucking fuckingfucking fucking fuckingfucking fucking fuckingfucking fucking fuckingfucking fucking fuckingfucking fucking fuckingfucking fucking fuckingfucking fucking fuckingfucking fucking fuckingfucking fucking fuckingfucking fucking fuckingfucking fucking fuckingfucking fucking fuckingfucking fucking fuckingfucking fucking fuckingfucking fucking fucking
>>35599700
Best case fucking scenario.
>You gotta hate it so much you fucking love it
rich acts like my dad. always insecure and honest at the same time.
but instead of working out my dad just watches movies 24/7
>WILL HE BE BUSTED EATING COOKIES IN A STOLEN SMASHED UP CAR WITH NO WHEELS NO INSURANCE NO LICENCE?
>ON ONE FOOT WEARING GUCCI
>ON THE OTHER PRADA
>DRIVING THE WRONG WAY DOWN THE HIGHWAY AT 300KPH
>USING HIS SYNTHOL FILLED ASS CHEEKS TO HANDLE THE WHEEL
>HES HIGH ON 20 SCOOPS (CMON!)
>LOOKING AT THE CAMERA SMILING AND SAYING....
>"FUCK!!"
>They never got as many stem cells out of any individual as they have out of me
lmao what a fucking mutant
how can sara be together with this retard
>>35599797
he's a cool guy
>>35599732
I guess he is a movie buff?
>day 90
>10 hour video
>rich wrings the whites out of a dozen chickens
>pops 20 prostate pills
>cuts to car
>he's bent over the headrest, driving with one glute, injecting 500ml of test of test with an elephant tranquilizer gun
UH OOOOOH BUSTED AGAIN
>>35599797
You sound mad jelly breh. Rich is the one tearing up that pussy. You need to get the "she deserves better" mindset out of your head. It takes two to be inna relationship. She obviously likes him well enough to marry him and serve his coc
>>35599400
Cookies: the preworkout choice for real men.
>>35599400
>eating on his bed
This just fucking disgusts me...
rich makes me wanna date a european girl now.
american girls are boring.
>tfw gf will never mire my booty
>>35599890
You will never eat 6000 calories while cuddling and watching Criminal Minds with the piano man.
>>35599400
she's one of those russian mail order brides innit
>>35599966
Nah, she's from Iceland 'right mate
>>35599400
>Leg day
>56:04
>Le Cookies
>Sara's Ass
It's a good time to be /fit/.
he's pinning all that shit into his delts? look how much red spots he has on his arm
>>35599503
Rich Piana.
What is going on /fit/?
>>35600030
I think it may just be acne.
If it isn't and they are from site injections, does kinda prove his shoulders aren't full of collagen or synth tho...
>>35600050
>Literally leaving humanity behind
>>35600050
well on the left he was signed with mutant who was doing majority of the work for him. but now he's gone solo the stress of running a business is killing him.
also he's retarded for not hiring somebody to edit the videos for him
>>35600061
i doubt it's acne since those spots are only in the "incjection site" of the arm
What kind of gains you want senpai?
>>35600090
he's so red, I bet his blood pressure is through the roof from all the roids, stress and hot islandic ass
I can honestly say i popped a semi watching a rich piana.
Sara is actually mad hot when she keeps her fucking mouth shut
>>35600050
botox and the fact hes wearing blue contacts now make for a very unsettling face to look at
>>35600050
I feel sorry for rich, I really like the bloke I hope he regains his health.
any theories why he looks so terrible? can all the roiding catch up with you and suddenly trash your health?
he's deadset aged 10 years in 2.
>>35600119
I'd bone her
No homo tho
>if I ever open a gym I'm not going to have a leg press, just three squat racks.
I WANT THAT GYM
>>35600119
The precious. ....gains golem. Ever wonder what Golem would look like with tits & blonde hair?
>>35600150
C'mon, honestly.
>>35600167
refer to;
>>35600182
How he can fuck a chick who is in age that could be his daughter? Is Piano not aware that he is old man?
I'm really frustrated that Rich is filming hour long videos for what is essentially ten minutes of content. I also feel sorry for his Icelandic gf, having to hold the camera while Rich babbles about pre-workout while stumbling around his kitchen. I wonder what effect this has on their relationship?
He could do this so much easier with some tight editing and some forethought, just like he could eat far cheaper by shopping ahead and cooking his own food, instead of ordering out every couple of minutes.
C'mon get big,
>>35600519
Well she's featured a lot more in the latest video than previous videos. Betting Rich had to deal with a hissy fit from her. There was also a bit of tension between the two following the workout as she complimented Rich's ass & he seemed more annoyed than anything. A slice of typical couple shit.
>>35600119
>>35600167
>>35600182
Never understood fake boobs haters, they look fucking hot to me.
>>35599555
Someone needs to make a webm of the part where hes filming her from the front while shes stretching her hammies, around 28:38
>>35600556
He reacts like that every time she talks about his ass but i def felt that tension
>>35600482
5%er does not care!!
holy shit boys his shoe selection is ABSOLUTELY HORRENDOUS holy hell. i wanna barf
>>35600775
why is it always the people that are the most fit have the worst fashion choises
>>35600050
he's leaving humanity behind.
next year he will be pinning needles with God.
>Love it kill it. For the Horde, C'MON
>>35600802
because they can get away with it
>Bangladeshi captchas
fuck
I like Rich but these video's are so weirdly depressing to watch. I really do wonder if they are actually trying to make a bodybuilding lifestyle seem appealing.
>>35600934
The only thing that's depressing about these videos is the watching them order all dat dere take out and know that there ain't no way I'm having that bcoz of being on a cut and all. Still watch that shit and drool like a mofo brethren.
AN HOUR OF RICH PIANO
>>35600519
yeah I don't get why he cant get anyone to edit the fucking videos
could easily get some college kid to do it for nothing or free
food shit is ridiculous also ben & jerry's is 5 bucks where I live. fucking rich spending tons
>visiting senpai
>sunny day
>uncle (150kg) exclaims "arms" and feels my arms for 8 hours
>asks if I've been tryin to leave humanity behind
>flex arm "you tell me"
>"Cmon!"
>holds my arm as we walk along street with his friend later that day
>touches my abs at dinner
>"gotta eat big to get big"
meng rich be ballin' am i rite
Does what he said about squatting (i.e. not pausing between reps) have any truth to it? Is it actually better?
>>35599460
>>35599656
>not three consecutive 8 hour workouts
Do you even mutate?
>>35599617
you do whatever it fucking takes bitch
>>35600584
Yeah, me too. Obviously natty tits are better, but a well made pair of implants are still better than small tits.
>>35601170
you can't do that shit with heavier weights.
>>35601129
Nice
>>35601349
ah, thought so
>>35600584
Bruh
>>35601208
Implants can sure look hot on camera
>>35600934
>Gets to eat good ass food every day
>Rich
>Fucks Icelandic princess with lower than balls hanging cock
>Has unlimited amounts of supplement at his disposal
How is this lifestyle not appealing?? Not gonna make it tbqhf
>>35601469
>rich
He's not rich. He lives his life in debt. He fucking rents "his" house
>>35601483
Source?
>>35601483
>I have no idea what I'm talking about please rape my face
>>35601483
he owns a lot of land and real estate on Planet Mutant
>>35599555
What I would give to smell that mid workout
>>35601469
well he's gonna die before he hits 50 with all that gear
>>35601483
I need to see proof sempai.
>Poor people don't have a supplement / clothing line.
>Poor people don't start up a meal business for $6 a meal.
>Credit has a limit I don't see anyone living this lifestyle on credit alone.
>even "Rent" for that house would be at-least $5000 a month maybe more because remember he is from LA.
>>35599797
Found the beta orbiter
>>35601177
Kek desu
>>35601483
>5+ Cars
>Beautiful massive house in california
>Married to a hot/young/blonde icelandic woman
>Shoe Collection
>Watch Collection
Yeah dude you're right, only thing rich about him is his name r-r-right?
Why the fuck does he still have his Christmas decorations up?
>dat stretching montage
What the fuck?
>>35601778
eating big comes easier when you think it's Christmas
>one weird trick mutants don't want you to know
>>35600584
Come on dude those are full blown bolt-ons. Look weird as shit
>>35599797
>>35599890
>>35599966
>>35600108
>>35600519
>>35600158
who let humans into this thread?
Piano mans workout music was real fuckin spooky this time, well at least he isn't recycling the the same 3 songs like he usually does
>>35599441
I quite enjoyed that
>>35600050
>different lighting
>older rich
>early in the morning he did not get his kill it in yet
>professional video editors
Jesus you people are stupid
>>35601555
>>35601483
I think he invested alot of his money to start up his businesses. So he hasn't started to recoup any of that money yet. A lot of what he "buys" - computer, food etc can technically be written off come tax time as business expenses. It just appears that he liquidated the majority of his assets to start up his company.
>>35600119
>Sara is actually mad hot when she keeps her fucking mouth shut
The fuck is wrong with you fuckboy all she ever says is "yup" and "yeaa" she's a fucking mute
Haven't watched this one yet but I hope he eats a snack in the car and mentions that it's not a fucking meal and talks about the snack for 5 minutes like in every video, that's my favorite part.
>>35601889
Kek
>what's for dinner
>you babe
>no you
>HA ha ha
>we don't see them fucking
I want to die
>>35602470
Why is this shit so entertaining? If you write it down like that it sounds really lame but then you cant stop watching those episodes
>>35602470
High five! Me too!
>>35599797
>>35599845
I wonder if she just thinks he'll die soon and wants his money.
>>35599400
Holy molly golly!
can't wait to watch it and see the cookie catch phrase
DON'T SPOIL PLZ!
>>35600050
>Punished Rich
>A Fallen Mutant
>>35602604
that was cute
>>35599400
>2016
>not taking viagra before your workouts for the increased burn
>His wife
>>35599400
Why does rich get so defensive and mad whenever Sara makes a comment about his ass? It's like the third time she's done that, and he gets immediately pissy "why the fuck are you talking about my ass" every time.
Is Riccino Peyote insecure about his ass? Why doesn't he embrace his oversized glutes?
>>35602883
I bet she is pegging him.
>>35602835
tfw we will never have video like this of DLB because rob bailey is an insecure fucking faggot
>>35599556
dead
>if he dies he dies
pls rich don't do this to us... you can still stop this madness.
>>35602906
Best case fucking scenario.
>tfw i love this girl
>>35602906
Yea, after watching that part I can definitely see that's what going on. He seems so strangely insecure about it.
Am I getting meemed? She isn't all that attractive. She seems like a slutty bimbo
>>35603049
>>35603049
shame about the ears
>>35603145
>>35603127
This kind of girl is usually compensating for being fugly, she's actually good looking
>>35603161
>>35603049
>>35603145
>>35603161
>>35603214
>pic related is a pic of her 2010
she looks like a car crash and 20 years older in 2016
>>35602906
That makes a lot of sense actually
>>35603231
Humanity removal: succesful
>>35603210
I know everyone has their own preferences, but she's completely unappealing to me. Fake as fuck all over, and she dresses like a slut
>>35603231
She doesn't look that much worse considering its been 6 year, and I don't know how old she is, but women don't tend to age well after 30
>you will never lick sara's sweaty fartbox
hold me brehs
>>35603214
>>35603319
>>35603333
sara quads check em
>>35603333
>14lb
not gonna make it
I probably have missed it
But has Pinata ever talked about how he and Sara met?
>>35603355
last sara training clip
>>35599441
Holy shit I love these
at 44:30 he looks like a skyrim character with that one head/ body colour mismatch bug
>>35599748
underrated post
>>35603423
>>35603372
fukken saved as us oldfags used to say
How many times will Rich take a dump on 20 meals a day? and most importantly, how big?
>>35603527
Whenever he's not on camera he is on the john
>>35603527
4 shits 2-3 times a day
2 shits if you have a weak asshole
c'mon
>>35599441
Is this referencing that Gregory O'Gallagher ad?
>>35603598
no, American Psycho
I love sara!!
>those elf ears
>high test
>those boobies
Hnnng. Shes like your own personal sex elf. This little semen demon knows exactly what shes doing
>>35599400
LOL His face looks like the doom guy in steroids
>>35601129
(you)
>pasto carbonaro
Keep at it, Rich.
>>35603610
Fuck, I need to watch that shit again, it's been a while.
>you will never help the piano man pick his gucci step up high tops for the day
feels bad man
Are those Adidas shoes only available in physical Journey stores? I'm not American, but I'd love to get my hands on a pair, and couldn't find them on the website.
>>35603789
they are uggo as fuck tho
are his feet size 15 because of roids?
>>35603857
feet like that make walking like a pengiun easier
Fucking cookies man
>>35603857
HGH
he did a short video about it where he explains everything grew even his dick, brain and hands.
>>35603794
I can't help it brah, the Pianist has reinvigorated my old sneaker addiction, and I don't have very many hightops I like.
Like, I only got these that I like, but I really like shoes with a higher tongue(?), like his Adidas.
I could buy the Guccis too, but I didn't really like the emblem on the side.
>>35603902
Busted AGAIN, Rich? Haha he's such a card.
>>35603912
>brain grew
Whoah....busted
>>35603049
>>35603145
>>35603161
>>35603214
>>35603319
>>35603333
>>35603355
>>35603372
im serious i cant be the only one who thinks sara is a fucking robot
like the way she talks and looks
i swear shes an android who thinks its human.
a mutant and a robot wouldnt that make sense
come on guys
id bone her too
>>35602709
kek
>>35603981
Dumb meathead attention plastic whore, match made in heaven.
>>35599441
>>35603981
Haven't you ever met a really dumb chick who's gotten bye her whole life because she's got a nice ass.... it's a subculture of female society. Almost like a gold digger but not that aggressive.
>>35599441
> if my nipples are a little puffy
Lmao
M
A
O
>>35603981
That's just Scandinavians man they are pretty reserved.
>>35602906
after all the roids im sure his cock doesnt work, so this wouldnt surprise me
>>35599441
Don't care if copypasta, this is awesome.
>>35603598
His program is nothing but intermediate fasting and tiny trips split with weighted pull ups thrown in there
>>35599555
LITERALLY NO ASS LMAO
Sarah just BTFO a chestlet
Based Sarah
>>35603981
kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYDjOotk4yA
PARODY IS ONLINE
>>35603564
fucking keked
I had this great dream last night where I was Rich's personal chef.
It was fucking great, I got to cook crazy good shit every day, and as a bonus I got free 5% apparel and supps, and sometimes I'd train with him.
>tfw
>>35604528
watching these are my favourite part of the day
>>35599400
Realised the other night he is feeding China $12 worth of food a day. That's more than a lot of people eat.
>>35604507
didn't even notice that
zozzle
>>35604528
PLEASE NEVER STOP MAKING THESE
>>35604652
you could feed a few chinese families with that money T b h
>>35604704
Use 2bh, 2bh familia
honestly i think rich is the coolest guy ive ever known of
>>35599905
he acted super pissed when she was checking out his ass
BUSTED
U
S
T
E
D
>>35599826
Underrated kek
>>35604528
>Can I get the pasta carbonaro
>...
>medium rare
I laughed
>>35604924
>Rich Piano confirmed for natty vegan
Why is watching daily videos of a mutant talking about mundane shit, eating and barely training so damn comfy?
ha ha ha
>>35605080
Bruh i dont even know. But I wait for this shit and get all giddy inside like im a kid again watching saturday morning cartoons
Rich seems like a cool guy to hang out with.
>>35601442
lost at filename
>>35600050
HGH. Look at the faces of people with acromegaly, then back to Rich. Same underlying physiology, except that he's doing it to himself.
>>35603049
>>35603145
>>35603161
>>35603214
>>35603319
>>35603333
>>35603372
>>35603355
why doesnt Sara have her own youtube channel? i would sub and watch every single video. she could literally get free money for being hot
>>35605643
>why?
Because she would get more views than Rich, and he would have a mental breakdown.
>>35599400
Based, I love the fact he endorsed ass to grass squats and shit on those people loading up the leg press.
>>35604507
>>35604672
Top Zozzle
>>35604924
>>35605001
>>35605436
Amazing
>>35605436
one of the toppest keks I've had recently
>supersets
m-muh
>>35599826
In tears, holy shit.
>>35603431
>>35603423
fucking lol
>>35599812
>MBBTD
>>35599617
2grams of test + some tren and winny eod
WHATEVER IT TAKES
>>35602656
she roids as well, maybe not as hard as him but she definitively use gear, maybe they'll die together from an overdose
>>35604784
which is funny because she really likes his ass, and it's sorta jelly of him because she has LMAO0ASS
Looks like rich is an ultra heterosexual/maybe a bit homophobic and is afraid of literally everything that gets near his ass, he probably doesn't even like when she tries to grab his ass when they are fucking.
>>35599809
4 U
>>35604528
best one yet
top kek
>>35604924
These cookies are fucking GOAT.
Glad to see Rich unintentionally promoting a vegan product.
>>35605733
Human pls
Any LA fag trying to spot him?
You nerds should offer him some help to make his videos and assist him in his journey out of humanity.
>>35607778
I would love to work out with Rich. I'd likely be gawking at his wife the while time. It would be uncomfortable
>>35599748
>>35603426
kekekek
>>35603261
especially blondes
>>35607778
ive actually thought about this scenario i would be like, ill edit the videos if i can take a photoshoot of your wife. rich rich it doesnt even have to be nude calm down man.
it would be one of those tiny string bikinis and you would see lots of feet
>tfw it would be the best fap material in the world
>>35604528
hahaha some good keks already in this series allllll deezz meeeeemmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssss
i cant fuckin
handle
>>35600119
>Sara is actually mad hot when she keeps her fucking mouth shut
So all the fucking time then? she literally only speak when Ricardo speak to her, also the way she's emulating her husband crazy way to talk and spew bullshit is kawaii as fuck
>>35600775
Even his shoes are mutant like
>>35600661
>>35600556
>>35600519
he literally told her "why the fuck are you talking about my ass"
>>35601483
Bullfuckingshit, even that beta 3'' dicklet vegannogains knows he's rich as fuck, look at his mother, the bitch has the body of a 20 year old girl if that doesnt tell you how rich they are then you are fucking dumb, also do you even know how much money he spends on shit? you simply can't buy everything he has with credit.
>>35601543
and you might die tomorrow in a fucking car crash, he's living the dream and enjoying life, I see nothing wrong with it
>>35601170
seems like normal bb type of shit where they tell you have to give minimal rest to the muscle even when you are literally lifting weight, IE avoid full lockout completely, always
>tfw I learned about knee driving thanks to Rich
>tfw I can finally eat and drive at the same time without having to grab the steering wheel at the last second to avoid crashing with something
it's like Rich is truly the father I never had.
>tfw he'll die in my lifetime
>>35603981
You basically just described the average woman and man for that matter in any of the Nordic European countries.
dont worry after a few years she'll divorce him and take half his money, then we can make a JUST meme out of Ricardo Piña
>>35603231
from the waist down she has improved a lot, I think the only bad part about her is the oversize gigantic fake tits, like I can enjoy a fine pair of fake tits but her tits are too fucking huge for her frame, and they look outright terrible when she has ridiculously bf, I like my muscle bitches thick like a bowl of oatmeal
>>35604507
>w-why is no one giving me attention ;_;
look at that bitter whore in the background
>>35604924
>120g of carbs in a single cookie
HOW
OOO
WOH
>>35604784
Where is the part she checks out his ass? I can't find it for the life of me.
>>35608672
After drinking his after-workout shake.
>>35608652
>120 g carbs
R u 4rel m8
What would you do if you saw Piana in the streets?
>>35608683
he literally says each cookie has 120g of carbs
>>35603981
shes like that one hot russian robot from archer
>>35600061
>>35600097
DYEL here, I'm saying it's just acne. I've got the same shitty skin on my upper arms.
>>35604007
>I was molested by my dads asian boyfriend
>>35608652
Its 54grams you fuckin dip
>>35600050
i think its just cause mutant had professional editors make his videos with set up lighting now it's just him in his house
Does he have the lifting details written down anywhere.
Thirsty af
>>35609676
He was also more cut, wearing makeup, and didn't have that retarded chinbeard and JUST haircut.
>>35600050
Mutant Rich>>>5% Rich
>>35599400
Wife is fuckin sexy as fuck.
does rich not have any furniture in his house or what
shit looks empty af
>>35599400
>rich piniata is more flexable than you
>>35611095
Big house but empty inside. Kind of like piana him self
>you will never be able to get takeout each night and eat a fuckton of it in bed
DAY 11 FUCKING WHEN GODAMNIT!!!
