Hey /fit, lost my humor file a while back so I'm looking to start a new one. Will post with what I have right now, it's not much, I'm sorry
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>>35598553
>>35598562
and that's what I have /fit
>>35598552
if i wanted sccoopz i would have left humanity behind
>>35598553
I haven't laughed that hard in ages.
>>35598562
>Posting whats in a sticky thread
>>35598661
it's all I have m8
I'm just posting to bump. if no one contributes I stop
>>35598553
For fuck sake this always infuriates me but i read it every time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qux9-HOm6eg
Why are /fit/s tinder threads always so much more funny than the humor threads?
>>35599087
because those stories are real
>>35598552
Anyone remembers Bryant?
>>35599082
I dont understand moonspeak
>>35598553
So is OP saying he was annoyed because it was his day off school and he wanted to laze about and not shower, but it turned out his mother forced him to take an underwater weighing test which is effectively a shower. OP's sister was not annoyed because she was able to act all grown up (wearing a sports bra, doing up her hair), meaning her day off school wasn't entirely wasted.
Is that the story?
>>35599082
Fuck off weeb
>>35598552
lel that's pretty good.
postin 1 that i was tryin to find for a very long time
>>35599207
>not liking evangelion
Get out
>>35599055
Fuck you.
>>35599206
Op is just the ultimate shitposter
>>35599539
Jesus christ ow
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>>35598553
Topkek
>>35598922
>eating breakfast at work
>see this post
>>35599872
Top kek
>>35599082
Didn't know this was a cringe thread
>>35599169
>>35599207
>>35601641
>not liking the animu of the best girl
fucking hell i know this is a humour thread but calm down madmen.
>>35598553
>classic
I remember the first time reading this, never kekt so hard in my life
>>35598922
idk why but I always experience a sense of relief after seeing all that discharged blood
>btw I'm a guy
>>35599301
Adi right ?
>>35598552
HEY I MADE THIS ITS CIRCULATING I WILL BE FOREVER REMEMBERED
>>35600111
checked
>eating mixed berry pie
>see that post
>eating mixed berry pie
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>>35599034
I think op was mad because he wanted a day off to do fuck all and his mom made him go out and do the stupid weight test while his sister was comfortable going out and liked the water
>>35599206
It's like a decade-old copy pasta mate. The ol' rusey caboosy
>>35606641
>le weightlifting is the only type of workout worth anything meme
>>35607895
>the joke
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>your head
>>35598552
If I wanted humour I'd ask for your one rep maxes.
>>35599142
was in that thread lmfao
>>35608035
Rekt 2015 style
>>35599118
11/10
giggled heartily in to my pillow
>>35606641
this gets me everytime
>>35610814
I'll be over in ten.
>>35598553
>that edgelord admin post
>>35598552
If I wanted humor I'd just ask you what your one rep maxes are.
Just reminding you of glory.
>>35607685
Don't forget that OP hates top shower and his day off from school meant a day off from showering.
Instead he was forced to bathe at the doctor's office and his sister tried to put her hair up in a pony tail like at the YMCA. But the doctor told her not to.
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>>35612805
Rekt 2016 style
>>35604972
>implying I lift for dovahkiin
>>35612805
BTFO
>>35598922
fuck nigga i'm trying to eat
>>35599058
>>35612805
damn son straight for the juggler
>>35598973
Insert "yakety sax theme" here
>>35599058
oh my fuck
>>35612805
elgin is that you?
>>35598973
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNe5npkid-s
Fits so well.
Those wacky bastards, them.
>>35613882
Don't get it
>>35614009
He got quads.
>>35598552
i wish someone would vocaroo this with the instrumental in the background.
>>35612805
gg anon
>>35612805
Well I guess that's how the cookie crumbles as they say
>>35612805
Call up dike jones (OP) and tell him he just got wrecked.
>>35598552
Oh hey, it actually got a response. OP of that thread, here - hopefully I'll have that recorded by some time next week.
>>35614877
Fuck off reddit no one cares
>>35614904
HOLY SHIT THIS IS HILARIOUS
RECC'ED
>>35599606
gotta go fast
>>35598922
delete this
>>35606625
kek
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>>35614904
I find these so much more depressing than funny.
>>35598553
Did they ever get an answer?
>>35613882
I was there
