Fatties will now sooner eat poop than eat healthy and exercise
Would they like that with or without corn in it?
>>35597512
That sounds bretty shitty 2bh famalam
>>35597512
What a shitty flavor to come up with
>>35597512
How exactly is that supposed to help them lose weight?
>>35597512
tumblr condensed into one pill
>>35597512
>"I couldn't lose weight even when eating my own shit. It's just my genetics"
>>35597939
It gives them diarrhea
>>35597939
Eating fit people's shit gives them fit people's gut bacteria, and we all know you get fat from having the wrong gut bacteria / genetics and not from eating too much.
You could atleast give the link OP
http://www.sciencealert.com/human-trials-will-test-freeze-dried-poop-pills-as-a-weight-loss-treatment
>>35597939
I'm a grad student in this field. We're starting to find evidence that gut bacteria can actually affect behavior. So that's why it might work. Scientist think there's a good chance it can help with things like anxiety and depression too.
>>35598083
Is it possible to change your gut bacteria by eating better, then have the new bacteria change your behaviour so it gets easier?
Or are you stuck with what you have?
>>35598113
what does your gut tell you
>>35598083
Could you elaborate more on this, or provide scientific articles that do?
>>35598144
It tells me it seams to work.
Felt like shit for a while after cutting out junk food, now I dont even miss it.
Neither does my gut.
>>35598023
The article writer seems to think that it's a pretty dumb idea
>>35597512
doctors are just trolling fatties now right? They want to be able to scare kids.... "now johnny, lose weight and eat your veg or i'll have to give you poop pills"
>>35597512
why dont they use my poop ;(
>>35598083
Or you can just eat better and get the bacteria naturally present in the healthy food?
>>35598164
That adjustment period is just your brain going into panic mode because it feels it needs (not wants) all that shitty food to survive.
The early results of these studies are pretty exciting from a scientific standpoint. In one trial they did a fecal transplant from an obese subject to a healthy fit person. After 3 months the fit person had statistically significant fat gain, primarily deposited around the midsection. I still think it comes down to cal in cal out, but the role gut bacteria plays in this is largely unknown and should be studied further.
>>35598083
But doesn't dry-freezing and putting it in a pill kind of fucks up all that? I heard a lot of actually removing poop from one person and sticking it inside someone else, but even then you had to do it very fast.
>>35598083
They have done tests on depressed hamsters and if a sad hamster is supplemented poop from a normal hamster within a day or two the sad hamster will be fine
t-this ... this ... is too much, /fit/. I dont think I can bear it much longer... I thought n-no homo jokes were the limit but this transcends it all
>live poop feed
>>35598712
Strict cal in cal out only works for people who count calories.
99.95% of all people don't, so those who do don't show up in these studies.
If it's true that gut bacteria can change your behavior (which is very likely), then it can affect the weight of anyone who doesn't closely monitor diet with a food scale.
>>35597692
Top kek
>>35598083
Also a grad student in this field.
This won't work unless fat people change their diet to go with it as well. We can give them probiotic bacteria as much as they want, but if they're still eating greasy, processed shit, nothing's gonna happen
Been saying it for years. Fecal Transplants cure lactose intolerance. But no one listened.
>>35598712
maybe the gut bacteria influencing mood caused the fit person to change their lifestyle slightly
>>35597512
Saved in my motivation Folder
>>35598919
Yeah, he just said that studies are showing that guy bacteria can affect BEHAVIOR. So you added nothing valuable to the conversation. Thanks.
>>35598650
No. That's not why people have different gut bacteria. "Bad" gut bacteria -> cravings, bad eating behavior, and poor metabolism -> fatass. It's not the other way around. That said, willpower still trumps gut bacteria. But a transfer of healthy gut bacteria to obese patients has lead to very quick weight loss results. Also, hanging around fat people could cause your gut bacteria population to more closely resemble theirs. So be careful.
>>35598919
That's yet to be evidenced.. The point is that bacteria affecting behavior is logical. Hormones, chemicals -- if shitters can find an excuse to switch up their personality on alcohol and other drugs, being affected by bacteria seems plausible. Furthermore, the product of things is often the average of those things. The bacteria could be acting like a neural system -- in a place that already is.
https://youtu.be/Az9l33R0mLs
http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/gut-second-brain/
>/fit/ retarded as usual
It's called a fecal transplant.(or rather, was called before they invented shit pills).
To explain it would really overload your little brains, but it kinda goes like this:
>fat people eat too much
>thin people don't
>why do fat people eat so much?
>let's find out!
>seems there's a big correlation-going-into-causation with the gut flora thin and fat people have
>let's test it!
>give thin people fat people flora
>give fat people thin people flora
>if hypothesis is correct, thin people will get fat and fat people will get thin
And that's exactly what happened. They also checked for calories in/calories out, but no correlationw as found. As it turns out, it doesn't matter how much calories you eat, what matters is if you body shits all those calories out again or makes fat from them.
As it turned out "thin people gut flora" is really good at ignoring whatever you eat - you will shit everything out basically untouched.
Meanwhile, fat people flora even makes sugar (4 kcal/g) out of iceberg lettuce.
See, you didn't understand what i just wrote.
>>35600795
>>35600723
Do you seriously not understand how logical propositions work?
>P -> Q <=> ~Q ->~P
>shitty gut -> fatass <=> non-fatass = fit -> non-shitty gut = healthy gut
Being healthy does give you healthy intestinal flora you moron.
>>35600795
Did antibiotics make people fat?
>>35600926
not that you need it, but
~Q -> ~P => P -> Q
isn't intuitionisticlaly true :/
I'd keep my fingers off that shit
>>35600926
i don't understand your math
can you draw the math in a more standard format?
>>35597512
>eat shit food
>might as well eat shit pills too
>>35600993
>That early pic with his hand around his waist
>Last one he's holding his hands
kek
>>35600795
Well doh cause thin people flora is well trained
>>35598113
Periods of eating paleo/keto accomplish this. Taking shit-pills is basically a shortcut, with the downside of potential sides like transmitting diseases that were undetected in the shit-donor.
>>35600795
>Fat people logic
Oh mein gut.
>>35600926
Lol gay
>>35598113
Sorry for abandoning thread
For prolonged shitty diets, the good bacteria are long dead and can't recover. So eating better won't help. However that's not the case with everyone. So to get better we can implant gut bacteria and the diet needs to remain good for those bacteria to do good
>>35602204
>because new bacteria developing inside of a human body is impossible
Seriously fat people? Are books getting to heavy to lift now too?
>>35600795
>As it turned out "thin people gut flora" is really good at ignoring whatever you eat - you will shit everything out basically untouched.
>Meanwhile, fat people flora even makes sugar (4 kcal/g) out of iceberg lettuce.
top zozzel
>>35600723
wait, what evidence is there that hanging around fat people affects your own internal bacteria
>>35602204
Like I said in my last reply, this is not necessarily for obesity, the cases tested were on depression. It could mean the same for obesity, it could not
>>35600795
>>35600951
Yeah, I have had to take antibiotics twice before for several months both times separated by several years. My weight changed literally zero pounds.
>>35600795
>turning iceberg lettuce into sugar
>fatties are alchemists now
>>35597512
I think it's easier to just cut out the middle man. If a fatty wants to lose weight, i'll shit in their mouth.
>>35600993
>Brosnan is high test
Bro tier.
>>35600795
BAIT SUCCESFUL
>>35600795
Ive had my gut vacterial oblitered with antibiotics and chemo. Guess what? Im still thin as fuck. Had fat friend same thing happened, except he started eating right and exercising. Guess what? He's thin as fuck. He didnt become thin until he started eating right and exercising. Even chemo treatments and antibioyics touched it.
Stop with the fat logic.
>>35602918
The whole "fake it till you make it" stuff applied Basically, you unconsciously pick up behaviors and start doing them withou any forethought.
>>35602204
So basically the only hope for me to be happy is to eat another man's shit
it was already too late
>>35605146
you take it rectally
>>35598752
kek this made me sad
>>35605172
All this time spent working out so I could be happy with my self when I should have just been inserting shit in my asshole
All that lost time
