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How do you compare to the average male

>Am Fit
>Actually use my fitness equipment regularly
>Resting heart rate: ~48 bpm
>~8-10 hours/week of exercise
>No fat gained per year (I winterbulk/summercut but I probably net 0)
> Bodyweight pull-ups (full ROM correct form NO KIPPING): 23
>I'm 27 and in the best shape of my life (and getting better)
>1 mile time: ~5:30 (I don't run in the winter so probably ~6:30-7:00 now)
>0 pounds muscle lost per year
>Size yourself up: 5'10'', 182lbs, sit-ups in a min: idk i do them weighted,same for push-ups, max bench: 270lb x 2 idk what my 1rm is I always do doubles to text my max
>chest size: idk but it's big
>bodyfat%: 10-12%
>biceps: idk but bigger than avg i guarantee probably 17-19''
>waist: 34'' (finally average)
>penis: 7.5'' x 5.75''
>sex stats: around 10-20 mins it depends
>sex 3-4 times/week (steady gf). when single i bang a random bitch 1-2 times per month

lmao the average male is absolutely pathetic
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I am 6'4"

Does any of the rest matter to /fit/?
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>>35582411
Dick size

Btw my dick is 11 x 10
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>>35582411

Agree with this guy: >>35582440
Dick size.

I could imagine being a girl and landing a really tall guy then he takes his pants off and it's 4'' hard. If I was the guy I'd kill myself t b q h f a m
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>Tfw all around the internet, photos of aesthetic men are generally white

>tfw I'm not white

>tfw I'll be my own aesthetic
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>tfw I've been lifting since June and my biceps are still below average (12.5")
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>>35582382
None of that pic is true

The average American guy is closer to 27% bodyfat not 17%
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>>35582459
Tfw 6'3" 5.5 Inch dick
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>>35582440
I didn't know you measure dick size with off cuts of paper. This is an excellent idea.
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>>35582382
average # of push-ups in 1 minute: 33
average # of pull-ups: 1

hmm something seems way off about this...
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>>35582382
>>Resting heart rate: ~48 bpm

Time to hit up a doctor buddy
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>>35582382

>5.08 inches

lol

maybe in china
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>>35582382
My resting heart rate was only 55 back when I ran 40 miles per week in high school and could run a mile in 4:40

What the fukk, man?
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>>35582382

>40 situps in 1 minute
>performing a full situp every 1.5 seconds

Yeah no
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>>35583295
>I didn't know you measure dick size with off cuts of paper
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/YDDOHPssLrQ" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
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>>35582411
If you're thin as a rod, we're calling you pencil magee.
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>>35582382
>avg bicep is 13"
>uses model with +15"

C'mon.
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>>35583374
What, do you think that 40 situps in a minute is impressive?

Because it isn't
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>tfw filipino
>shit vision
>5'6 barefoot
>4' hard
It's all about the motion of the ocean r-right?
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>tfw 14" bis
>tfw high insertions
>tfw they look lanklet unflexed but look decent while flexed
Do normies think ESB Luke is "ripped" or aesthetic?
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>>35582382

12:17 average mile time

LOL

i thought anything over 9 minutes was terrible
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>>35582382
the bulk on that manlet makes him look smaller
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>>35584573

hes stronger than before tho

you mad youre not as good looking as him brah?
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>>35584573
>tfw 6'2 and built like a giant dwarf
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>>35582382
>>Am Fitish
>>jno workout equipment in my house, that's what the gym is for
>>Resting heart rate: ~no fucking idea
>>~10-12 hours/week of exercise
>>unless i watch wahat i eat i hover around the 80-82 kilo area
>> Bodyweight pull-ups (full ROM correct form NO KIPPING): 10
>>I'm 25 and in the best shape of my life (and getting better)
>>1 mile time: ~8:40
>>0 pounds muscle lost per year
>>Size yourself up: 5'10'', 80kg, sit-ups/pushups in a min: idk max bench: 72.5kg x 5 idk what my 1rm is
>>chest size: who measures that?
>>bodyfat%: 16-18%
>>biceps: 15"', 99% sure i measured that wrong so probs closer to 14"
>>waist: 32''-34 depending on cut and fit
>>penis: 8'' x 6''
>>sex stats: virgin
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>>35582382
>white people
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Yes yes but how much can he deadlift
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>>35582382
how the fuk do i get a body like the one in op?
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>>35584815
100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats and run about 6 miles every single day for about 2 months
should be good after that senpai
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>>35584887
but that's just a simple strength exercise
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>>35582382
Why the fuck do people keep posting this pic? It's bullshit, the average male somehow apparently benches 180lbs, but can't do a single pullup, can only do 33 pushups in a minute, and has 13" arms?
How would they even measure any of this?
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>>35584965
bench is one time
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>>35584815
SS+GOMAD
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>>35584973
Yes, I realise what a bench max is, there's still no way the average male is going to move anywhere near that. Most people can't move 1pl8 first time in a gym, let alone above bodyweight.
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>>35584985
oh ya true, maybe 100lb I can believe.
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>>35584985
I could definitely bench lmao1plte the first time I lifted for a one rep max. That was when I was 12 so I don't know what kind of adult man can't bench one plate, that's 135 lbs. If you can't do that, you can be my benchmuffin twink
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>>35585007
Yeah, I could see 100lbs being more in line with the rest of the stats there, but honestly, I have no idea how they'd actually test it. Even if they got people off the street to somehow go to a gym and do a bench max, it would cause a huge bias in the statistics, because only people who were interested in fitness or had a decent bench would do it. Just seems like they made it up to me.
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>>35582503
You can do it kunta or pedro
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>>35585049
Sure you did buddy.
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>>35582382
>fit
No, laid off 2 months ago and gained 30lbs. Just recently had wrist surgery too.
>amount spent on sups
Varies. 2-300$ annually
>fitness equipment rack
None
>resting heart rate
55-60
>exercise hours per week
Currently none, when working 40 hours min. (Construction)
>fat gained this year
Probably 30
>pull ups
Normally 5
>age of best shape ever
32, 2016 will change that
>avg 1 mile time
8:10
>lbs of muscle lost this year
15 easy
>weight
235
>sit ups 1 min
40 usually
>push ups 1 min
40-50 usually
>bench
Was 250
>height
6'
>chest inhaled?
Dunno I wear a 44-46 suit jacket
>body fat
At least 27%
>biceps
Were 16"
>waist
42"
>penis
6x5.5
>sex stats
30-45 minutes not counting foreplay (desensitized, sometimes no cum)

I got lazy as fuck the last couple of months. Can't wait for my wrist to heal enough for body weight exercises then weights. In the meantime diet and lots of running/walking.
>>>>>>>
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>the average fuel guy can bench 80kg
>I started at 30kg and am cloning very slowly

Help I think I have something wrong with me
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>>35584303

it is better to do them slower so there is more resistance. Anyone can do speedy situps.
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>>35582382
>Chad roider body
>average
>average AMERICAN, even more hilariously

should have put some fatass in a scooter
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>>35582382
Way fatter but bigger bench, more pull ups, and bigger dick.

Get Cucked ameritards.
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>>35582382
Hahaha manlet
Why dont you all unterstand it it Dienst matter how fit you are when you are under 6.2
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>>35583363
is miles per week another american measurement?
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>>35585204
L2 reading comprehension retard.
That picture is not a picture of the average American. The stats are the only things on there about the average American.
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>>35585279
Much wow such meme ebin job kys etc
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>>35583209
same senpai, at least its kinda girthy.............
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>>35585187
There is not magically more resistance. There is more time under tension. You probably tell people who are doing explosive movements to do them slower too, huh?
There are 2 muscle twitch fibers, fast and slow. You're not going to work the fast ones by being slow.
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I find it hard to believe that the average 20yo dude can bench 80Kg and do 33 push ups.
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>>35584745
now we're talking
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>>35585973
This desu. I can accept fatty fuck americucks can bench 80kg but they aren't doing more than 15 push-ups with it
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>>35583308

Not at all, it's an entirely different exercise.
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>>35583311

48bpm for an athletic person is entirely within the norm, maybe check yourself fattie
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Consider myself fit
6'3"
Dont measure chest
210 lbs
I spent $200 on supps this year.
My resting heart rate is 90 bpm
I dont hang my clothes on my equipment
I work out for a total 15 hours a week
I can do 30 pullups
I'm 22
I never ran a mile when I got fit but when in school, I was quite slow due to being bigger. It took me 20 minutes.
My bodyfat is 16%
My waist is 35
My penis length is 7 inches
My record time of sex was 120 minutes
Longest orgasm was 3 minutes (it was full body)
I rather work out then have sex.
I can do 60 pushups
I dont bench
Right now I've been lifting weights for six months and here are my maxes

T-bar row: 295
Squats: 405
Deadlift: 450
Bicep Curl: 50 lbs
Tricep Extension: 60 lbs
Landmine Press: 170
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>>35585049

135lbs is a lot of weight to a normie, it would be heavy if you dont have any kind of lifting background to almost anyone

That, and bench is highly reliant on form, stability and neural adaptations. Before i started lifting i considered myself strong for an average person, and my max was only about 120lbs when i tested it
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I'm pretty small but I have the average guy beat for sure.

>5'11"
>41" chest
>13 ish % bf
>14" arms
>29" waist
>6.8" dick
>resting heart rate of 56
>5 pull ups
>last mile I ran was 9 minutes dead (not a runner obviously)
>last 30 minutes easy in bed
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>>35585973
as an american commercial gym goer. 180 lb bench is honestly top 10% for a commercial gym
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>>35586033
>>35582382
>>35582440
>>35583328
>>35584696

>5'1 inch average penis length
>everyone on 4chan with 7+ inch wangs

Come on guys, we're all men here, and anonymous, no need to lie to each other
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>>35586033
>resting heart rate 90
do some fucking cardio, jesus
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>>35582382
>5'9.2
>13" arms
No wonder i feel like a god compared to 90%+ of men. Christ, haha
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>>35586105
>>35586096

I'll squeeze you in with the others mr. 7 inch sir
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lol@ everyone caring so much what they look like
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>>35582382
>reading e-stats
>see 5'10"
>poor bastard doesn't realize it's all for nothing
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>>35586121
I have no reason to lie, I've measured it many times and it's always within 0.1 inch of 6.8
If I was going to lie I wouldn't have said I can only do 5 pull ups and have 14 inch arms
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>>35586120

>human being
>feeling like a god

hubris detected.

No imitating god or any higher power beings. You're a puny sinful human just like the rest of us. Read the bible k thnx.
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>>35586131

Ignoring the fact you're most likely measuring wrong, you should go do porn mate, cause at 5"11 and 13% body fat, your penis would almost look novelty sized
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>>35586124
some of us are actually attractive and want to maximize that because we know how looking good improves our lives. People like you that will always be unattractive no matter what hide behind your "hurr durr he cares about looks" because you know you can't compete. It's sad mate.
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>>35586167
I'm not a retard, I have access to google which can easily tell you how to measure correctly. It certainly isn't comical but I am well aware that it is big. I have had problems fucking girls in some positions before. I could never have my ex have her legs on my shoulders while I fucked her as it caused her too much pain. I fucked a girl a few weeks ago who stopped me after 5 minutes and said it was hurting her.

Can't imagine how it must be for people that are getting close to 8 inches.
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>>35582693
>eat
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>>35586195

I get that too and mine is 6', my girlfriend has had 10 sexual partners before me and says mine is definitely the biggest, sure she could be trying to be nice, but then there are plenty of positions we just cant do because i'll be hitting her cervix so i tend to believe her. i cant imagine having 7 inches
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>>35582382


They should have used a picture of an average guy
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>>35586226
thankfully I love foreplay and like spending a long time building up to fucking, even with my ex who could take it like a champ if we went straight into fucking it would be uncomfortable for her.

I don't like one night stands simply because I have no interest in eating out a girl I hardly know, but I will always eat a girl out before I fuck her and get her as turned on as possible, I think that helps a lot when it comes to the girl being comfortable with a bigger dick.

I certainly wouldn't want anything bigger than I have that's for sure.
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>6'2
>84kg
>~15% bf
>best mile time was 6mins, haven't run in a while so probably around 8 now
>16" arms
>6.5-7" cock

Feels good to be superior to Americucks.
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>>35586257

youre not superior to anything. You're a human being. Stop being a hubris faggot and read the bible, asshole.
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>>35582382
The great thing about this is if you've been working out for a year or so you can totally c_u_c_k the average guy if you see fit. Of course you won't if you aren't a total psychopath or at least if he's not a total asswipe. It really does wonders for your confidence to see it laid out like this.
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>>35586272

>reading the paper jew

no thanks. if Jesus was worth a damn he wouldn't have allowed himself to be nailed to a cross like a little bitch.
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>>35586272
bait but I'll bite
Equality doesn't exist, you can't be different and equal. Some people are stronger than others, some are more intelligent and some are more attractive. This is reality, accept it and better yourself.
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>>35586232
this desu
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>>35582382

>5'9.2
>Average
>Actually measuring to decimal points
>Measuring to the peak of the fauxhawk

I don't even care that this is a troll thread that's genuinely hilarious
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>>35586281

yea like he could have just walked away like it was nothing. He wasn't up against tons of people or anything...yeah...
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>>35586308

So much for him being the son of an omnipotent fucking supreme being.

>oh no these Romans have swords and spears, what can a humble representative of the all-powerful do?

Jesus was a beta
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>>35586281

LOL....it was worth everything. All the sins you and everyone else commit.
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>>35586308
>literally God
>overpowered by people
lol
>b b but I did it for your sins!
the sins that were perpetrated by people he created that he has ultimate power over (omnipotence) whose nature he knows entirely (omniscience) and who he accepts and loves without question (omnibenevolence)

sounds like bullshit to me
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>>35584546


It is. At my very worst I was 8:4something and I was fat as shit
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>>35586346
Top kek.
>Matthew 26:53
He wasn't murdered m'lad, at least try to learn about the subject you shitpost about.

>wahh, parts of my life have been hard so religion is all false.
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>>35584905
Strength = aesthetics
Git gud son
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>>35585146
>2016 will change that

No it won't.
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>>35586402

Whatever helps you sleep at night.

I grew out of bedtime stories a long time ago.
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>>35586033
>Dont measure chest

Why?

>I dont bench

Oh, that explains it
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>>35582382
12:17 to run a fucking mile seriously? Thats only just above walking speed ffs, get your shit together 'murica
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>>35586272
>youre not superior to anything
I'm the guy you replied to. Oh, the irony of your post.

What would you know about humbleness, you fucking hypocrite? Don't get me started with xtian faggots and their false sense of superiority.
>oh, they're not 'x' denomination? They're misguided
>muslims are evil
>no religion? I fear for your soul in the afterlife
>faggots are destroying our country

A bunch of sanctimonious assholes.
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>>35586589

Do you often pretend to be other posters?
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>this thread

>bragging about genetics

you didnt earn shit

I have a 7" dick but I did nothing to earn that, it's just genetics.
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>>35586562
>Not becoming a better athlete for the risen Christ
>2016

Shiggery McDiggsbury the third fella, sucks for you.
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>>35586601
All of the time. :^)
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>>35586562
>not becoming a better athlete for the risen Christ
>2016

Shiggery McDiggsbert.
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>tfw better than the average male in every way except height
5'4 Dwarf stronk
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>>35586670
>5'4
are you mexican or something?
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>>35586688
Nope, a 5'8 manlet and a 5'1 womanlet created a monster with fantastic dl leverages.
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>>35582382
Post 19 inch biceps pls

Top kek
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12 minute mile? That's just embarrassing
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>>35586226
I can't imagine how you get it in there at all, having a dick that's six feet long
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bear in mind this covers not just 20-somethings but old people and shit too who by nature are going to be shorter and less healthy
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>>35586226
REEL IT OUT BOYS
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>>35586105
>implying that the 4chan average of 7'2" height with 14" dick isn't based on facts
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>>35582382
>69% of men considers himself fit
>13% who actually are fit
>Average number of pull-ups: 1

Crafty statistics are crafty
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>>35582382
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDpENE6yPV4
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>>35582382

dafuq? 12 minute mile. You can walk a friggin mile in less than that. I ran 13 minute two milers in the Army.

You fat fucks.
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>>35584243
>only 15

Maybe if he's a dwarf
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>>35584965
>weakling detected
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>>35582459
tfw 5'5'' 4.3
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>Am Fit
>Go to the gym 5 times a week.
>Resting heart rate: ~57 bpm
>~8-10 hours/week of exercise
> Bodyweight pull-ups (full ROM correct form NO KIPPING): 28
>Haven't reached the best shape of my life.
>1 mile time: ~6-7min haven't done cardio in a while.
>0 pounds muscle lost per year
>Size yourself up: 6'0'', 185lbs, sit-ups and push-ups idk, max bench: 225lbx2.
>bodyfat%: ~14%
>biceps: ~15+ inch
>waist: ~34''
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>>35586033

>longest orgasm was 3 minutes
>>> 3 minutes
>>>>>>> 3 minutes
>>>>>>>>>>> 3
>>>>>>>>>>> MINUTES
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>>35587727
im pretty sure that faggot had a prostate orgasm
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Why do they need to include the sex bit?
Damn, i was feeling good about being above (or way above) average until that shit came up, man...
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>>35586033
You must be beyond autistic to be bragging so casual about imaginary stuff
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Better in all of then with less age and money spent
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>>35586033

>making up stats on a bolivian doorknob inspecting board

you're probably one of those silent kids in class that are too autistic to interact with others so you escape your terrible real life by shitposting
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>I'm pretty small but I have the average guy beat for sure.
>5'11"
>44" chest
>13 ish % bf
>14" arms
>31" waist
>~7" dick
>resting heart rate of I don't know, it don't matter
>7 pull ups
>I can do around 7:30 when conditioned but that was two years ago
>last 4 hours edging to porn
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>>35586033

>longest sex
>2 hours

breaks inbetween your masturbationsesssion don't count buddy
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>>35587735
ah hahaha what a faggot
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>>35582382
>5'9
my gf is taller than the average americuck, off yourselves
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>tfw 5'7, 175 lb, and 5" dick
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>>35582382
>5'9.2 including hair
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>tfw bigger in every way
Not American though.
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>>35582382
>The average number of men who would rather workout than have sex 1 in 7
wat
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>>35588327

1 in 7 men are motivated to be productive

is another way of reading that
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>Am Fit
>Resting heart rate: ~45 bpm
>~3 hours/week of exercise MAX, I do short but intense workouts.
>No fat gained per year, stay around 10% all year
> Bodyweight pull-ups (full ROM correct form NO KIPPING):20-22
>I'm 22 and in the best shape of my life
>1 mile time: ~5:30
>0 pounds muscle lost per year
>Size yourself up: 6'', 170bs
>sit-ups in a min: 60-70
> push-ups 60
>chest size: nothing special
>bodyfat%: 10-12%
>biceps: no idea
>waist:
>penis: 6.7''
>sex stats: around 10-20 mins it depends
>sex tfw no gf but dating
>paler than azog the defiler
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>>35582382
>5'9.2"
>Average
Yeah. Fucking. Right.
>12:17 average mile for a fit guy
Lol'd
>>35583374
PR is 103 full situps in 2 minutes. Don't ease yourself down, let gravity take over and use the rebound if you're on soft ground.
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why would you want to compare yourself to the average american?

the average american is a fat pig that rides around in a scooter. is that really your measuring stick to compare yourself against?

lol

>5 inches

you cant call yourself a man if you are below 7.
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>>35582382
these stats do NOT represent the average american most faggots these day cant even run a mile or do 5 push ups
>5'9

LMAO SENPAI
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>>35582382
>average height 5.9
i'm 6.0 jesus thats close.
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Average bodyfat seems way too low
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>>35582382
>average guy can do 1 pullup but can bench 180

damn, these guys were bullshitting hard
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>>35588335
or 1 in 7 men have sex regularly enough to know they get more pleasure out of being fit and healthy than they do from fucking.
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>>35588766
there are 12 inches in a foot dumb dumb. You are 3 inches above average, not 0.1 feet above average.
>>35588823
for sure, also the average man doing 33 push ups in a minute? No chance
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>>35589466
Fucking is litterally the highest form of pleasure
Too bad its impossibly hard to get girls to put up with it
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>>35589535
I agree to a point. There are different types of pleasure imo. The immediate pleasure of sex is basically as good as it gets I agree, but the lasting satisfaction of being in your physical prime beats it I think.

Also anyone who is in top shape can get sex easily. I have turned down sex before many times because it is time to work out. I can have sex whenever but 6pm to 8pm 4 days a week is when I work out and nothing gets in the way of that.
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>>35589535

knowing you are physically better than 99% of men is a far better pleasure i'd argue

anyone can stick their dick in a hole, fat or thin. but how many men can say they are better than most other men, objectively?
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>>35589563
>the lasting satisfaction of being in your physical prime beats it I think.
Im in good shape and sure when i look in a mirror i do see things i like and some things i want to improve but i have still to this day gotten it any easier to get laid
I do get mires and stuff but at the end of the day girls go home with fatter, shorter and dumber guys.
>>35589577
>anyone can stick their dick in a hole
I cant, havent gotten laid in almost a year despite trying and havent had a date in nine months
Being better according to oneself is good sure, but having that confirmed by others (i.e getting laid) is gold

Just my 2 cents to the thoughts here, we can judge diffrently
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Why is it so hard for people do to pull ups? 5'9" 142 here. My bench isnt great honestly my 1rm is probably around 180 but I can do 28 pull ups with no issue
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>mfw every man on the internet as a 7x6 penis minimum
>every man on the internet is in the 90th percentile of penis size
Is it safe to assume you should take a inch off whatever somebody claims to actually be on the internet.
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>>35586509
Why not?
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>>35587735
Pizza kekkeroni
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>>35590202

>5'9" 142
>28 pull ups with no issue

No shit fucking skeleton.
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>>35590532
6.3x5.9 penis here, they're not lying. They're simply more likely to state their size since they're larger than average. Average penises and below are less likely to post their sizes because insecure, so all you see are the honest big dicks.
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>used to be fat fuck
>like real big
>losing weight since december
>lifting since may
>down to 5'11'' 220lbs
>first week of spring semester
>its my first week of college in years
>fitter than almost all the guys in my classes, who are either fat or skinny twigmen
>tfw spent the last couple of years in social isolation, working a dead end retail job
>tfw can't contain my autismo

feels bad man. I wish people would just go back to ignoring me.
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>>35588448
please, 9 or nothing you dink
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>>35582382
>dick well above average
>height well below average
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP DESU SENPAI
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>>35582382
>74% of american men are overweight or obese
>69% consider themselves physically fit

HMMMMMHMMHMMHMHMHMHMMHMHMHMMHMGMMHMGMHGGHMGMHMGGH
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>>35594921
I'll trade you an inch of height for an inch of dick.
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>>35595008
that's not gonna help me
>[spoiler]and its probably not gonna help you[/spoiler]
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>>35586195

>tfw she winces and says she thinks you hit her cervix

Feels a little bad but mostly good man
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>>35586195
my dick is 6.5", assuming jelqing works, is it a bad idea to extend it to 7"?
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>>35584546
anything over 9 minutes IS terrible, senpai
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>>35586226
>my girlfriend has had 10 sexual partners before me
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>>35595078
I'm 6'3" tall with my girlfriend 5'1". You don't have to have a horse cock to hit the cervix then. But yeah, good feels man.
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>>35587526
Yeah, because the issue in these statistics being completely fucking out of wack and impossible to prove is very related to my strength.

Do you really think that the average male is 40 pounds off not being DYEL as far as bench goes by /fit/ standards, but most can't even do a pullup?
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>>35584546
Over 8 is terrible
7-8 is out of shape
6-7 is okay
5-6 is good
Below 5 is excellent
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>>35583311
>consider myself fit
>42 bpm resting heartrate
>run 40-60k a week
>chin ups; 30+
>22 years old
>1 mile; dunno, 3.30 for 1k
>182 cm 71 kg
>bf% around 7. Never eat crap food, never cut/bulk.
>160 kg deadlift
>size 30 in waist
>21 cm dick
>sex for around 40 minutes. Me and my gf like long sex
>4-5 times a week
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>>35582724
It looks like men's health. Most everything in that magazine is not true.
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>>35582382
>12:17 mile

top kek
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>>35598454

>42 bpm resting heartrate
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i'm 5'9 and i'm probably shorter than 90% of other guys, so this is bologna
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OP pics or gtfo
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>>35598454
>tfw you're so insecure you have to e-stat on a swedish refugee trading forum
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>>35586012
Dunno about you but when I was untrained I could barely even get to 20 pushups in one set but could do ~5 pullups.
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>>35582693
My forearms are bigger than your ceps.

Make sure your diet is on point (gaining weight and enough protons) and your routine is on point (SS + early pullups would be a good start). If that don't work see a doctor.
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>>35586012
If you can't do any pull ups, push ups can actually help get you up to one or two in most people.
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>>35598454
>40-60k a week
>3:30 1k

Should be wayyy faster tbqh. I used to run like 30k a week and ran ~3:05
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>>35582382
So 5'9.2 at the apex of his 3 inch quiff?
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The stats in OP's pose seem way skewed in most categories. Is there a link with more accurate stats to the average male?
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>>35583311
I've had as low as 44.

If you actually do strenuous cardio this is entirely normal.

>inb4 lanklet.

I still lift.
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