i feel bad for him
you're just jelous of his large bulge
>>35579239
He's got someone to hold.
>>35579239
What a retard
>>35579239
I had to check if this was real.
I cannot believe what a fucking retard Blaha is. I can't find the words to describe this level of autism.
How can one man be this fucking retarded?
HOW!?
>>35579447
Holy fuck my sides
So, this guy has trained at the farm at langley, and sleeps with a glock in a gun case next to him... because? Does he think russian spies are coming after him? What a fucking idiot. I would understand if he had been robbed or threatened lately, but his 'preparedness' is bordering on paranoia at this point.
JASON BLAHA ISNT JASON BOURNE
Fuck this fake ass faggot
>>35579906
>the farm at langley
please elaborate
also was jason always like this? Or was it mostly after he got sued that he begun going batshit retarded
>we are the new spartans
>Ive killed several people
>people aint allowed to talk about the things ive done
>>35579967
In one of his autistic rants he mentions he was "trained at the farm at langley. And if you know what that is, you know how serious that is" or some equally retarded description. I believe it was mentioned in one of his latest videos, where he is describing his 'demands' for debating some youtuber.. i'll look it up real quick...
why are bald people able to grow beards?
seems like a cruel joke
>>35580113
https://youtu.be/WCYfY7UEBuc
Start watching at 3:00, so you dont have to listen to his fucking autism. He's literally retarded at this point.
>>35580141
Kek
>>35580141
>my girl needs dick twice a day from me
As he said that he gets death threats all the time online. I think thats what got to his head and made him such an austistic guy, some people just cant handle stress.
>>35580125
I have a bald friend who can't even grow a beard, that's far worse
>>35580257
Yeah i dont think its stress.
Armchair psycologist time... i think blaha projects an enflated important macho ego because hes actually really insecure. He uses the internet death threats to justify his paranoia and warrior mentality, which reinforces his macho persona. He literally wants to be jason bourne +40lbs of muscle.
I dont think his wife fucks him twice a day either, further projection of who he wants to be, a sexual champion desired persistently. Its all an act with blaha, his persona, his channel, probably his training too.
If he is as good as he says he is, why is he wasting his talent making youtube videos and helping his wife run her business? I think its because he failed out, and just cant admit it to himself, so he has constructed this wannabe spy lifter fantasy.
>>35579239
Pics of Brittany?
this guy is autism ...
>>35579239
Hi guys, Jason Blaha here. I just wanted to...fuck it... I'm a homo
Gun-gelded German greeting.
Even from my perspective it'd be nice to have the possibility to put a pistol in your nightstand.
Along with it comes responsibilty for the firearm, which bolsters the ego.
>>35580141
i'm wondering if he would really just pull up a gun and shoot a guy in the face for running up to him and punching him
>>35580649
>being this jelly
>>35580970
blaha pls go
>>35582056
>having a babydick
>>35582099
>projecting this hard
>>35582128
>getting this mad over getting called out on his little dick
TOP LOL
>>35582173
Top bantz blaha. Gj.
>>35579239
I dont get it. Its just a wrinkle in the blanket. What the fuck ? Is blaha autism ?
I'm honestly scared to death of measuring my penis.
It's a good thing I have no sense of gauging cm/inches - always been bad at it, but it just seems small. Afraid of an exact answer.
:(
>>35582278
>Its just a wrinkle in the blanket
yes it is but he wants people to believe his dick is so massive that it bulges through his underwear, through his pants and through a thick blanket even though if it was that massive people would have noticed it in any one of his other videos
>>35582327
I just did it. 5.5 or 5.6 or something. Is there hope?
>>35582278
>>35582414
Not gonna lie it is pretty big.
>blaha btfo of tiger fitness
>puts out interesting videos
>then posts this shit
if he could keep his autism in check for a MOMENT, he'd be a legitimately cool guy.
>>35582557
How did he btfo tiger fitness? I saw a video of blaha getting a protein tub in the mail from the guy from tiger fitness.
>>35579239
>using a fold of the blanket to pretend your dick is 20 cm at rest
lmao jason
>>35582442
depends on the girth
>>35580141
Is he trying to claim he used to be a cia agent or something?
Completely deluded about how much danger he is in. I think he just enjoys being an Internet tough guy.
>>35582442
Average penis.
>>35582442
Your around average like the vast majority of people.
As long as it isn't under 4 inches you'll never have a problem pleasing anyone although it might not look impressive to another person.
Good fucking is all about mind fucking.
>>35582557
I unsubscribe from his channel after this video.
I know everyone has their quirks and most youtubers hide that shit and only display themselves at their best but blaha has crossed the line into crazy town with this shit.
It's like he doesn't realise it's all a game, a way of marketing and selling a product and making money for these people and himself to.
It seems like the line is blurred to him, he can't tell the difference between online bullshit and real life.
The guy is going to end up actually killing someone.
Someone post the vid he did with his GF. They were super fucking awkward and he was trying to come off as really chill. Seeing them kiss was the most cringeworthy moment of my last year. Someone has to have the link saved somewhere.
>>35579540
I know breh
>>35579239
What the hell? Blaha is becoming autism incarnate.
>>35580550
I think he said he has PTSD or something, so that would probably play a factor.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbOHs6NM5zQ
>haha buy my car it will be so funny!!
Also features a handgun for car defence.
so i found out thanks to marc jewliner that youtube videos dont pay shit
jason blaha is really earning like 1000 bucks a month tops and he has no job
lol
>>35585833
that was a pretty odd port for marc to make, considering his views are always lower than jason's
>>35585851
>point, not port
>>35585851
marc doesnt live off youtube money...
he just uses youtube to adverise his own products
>>35580141
lmao holy shit (I watched the whole thing)
This is quite possibly the most retarded thing I have ever seen in my life. He's pretty stupid for pretending to be CIA lol. If he wasn't in danger before he will be now, and he's a dumb cunt if he thinks he will see it coming.
Also as lawfag, if he does shoot someone and kill them now he said all that shit on his blog, he better enjoy his murder conviction lmao. Maybe he won't show up like he did with Layne?
>>35585882
>advertises his products on YT
>sub 10k views on every video
he's not doing a very good job then
>>35580970
blaha pls
>>35579239
ahahahahahahaha what an autistic fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wmm9BHKr4I
He just jumped on Sophie Arvebrink as fake natty. I dont think he realizes she is below 5"3 in height
>>35586061
Too bad there's no way in hell that she is natty so you can't really discredit his opinion.
>>35586241
She is 5"3 dude, like if she weights 130 pounds she looks huge
>>35586250
You keep telling yourself that.
Why has no one investigated his alleged military past further? Is he not applicable for stolen valor due to his mental illness? Is he just too vague? Is he a failure yet good actor willing to methodize his entire life?
>>35579239
its a pants tent
>>35580141
Wow he's a bad liar. The type that believes his own bullshit.
>>35585833
>ONLY MAKES $1000 MONTH OFF YOUTUBE
thats why Blaha lives in his sisters basement. I doubt he makes that much. You have to watch an entire ad or click on the ad website to get paid for it.
>>35586497
He isn't applicable for stolen valor because he isn't doing it with the intent of making money and he isn't misrepresenting himself as having received any specific decoration or award.
>>35586583
I genuinely feel bad for him.. He's pretty much the definition of failure, yet he keeps digging his grave deeper and deeper.
>>35586605
I feel bad for him too, because I don't think he understands why his actions are digging his own grave. I think he must be genuinely retarded.
>>35586653
see: http://www.biolayne.com/news/the-story-of-the-jason-blahaice-cream-fitness-ordeal/
The emails are max cringe
>>35586771
http://www.biolayne.com/wp-content/uploads/21-Email-11-8-2013.jpg
SOMEONE POST THE PHOTOS OR VIDEO AFTER BLAHA GOT HIS ASS BEAT IN THAT BAR FIGHT, WITH HIS FACE ALL MANGLED.
>>35586803
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3lMLxa5oLw
He even shows it off to the camera haha. I didn't even notice it before then, I thought I had the wrong video.
Guys srs question
How the FUCK is he SO BIG but still SKINNY FAT???? I don't get it
>>35582514
Except it isn't. Even if you consider the blanket wrinkle as bulge it's still average.
Pic related, my bulge.
>>35582414
>so massive
but there is nothing in there anon, if thats considered a big bulge then im a fucking negro with a 3rd leg
>>35579967
>>35586497
>>35586583
I've been to Langley and this guy is full of shit! Is he really claiming to be military? If he was, he was probably and Air Force desk jockey.
>>35586917
lol at babydick mcgee over here
>>35587231
He doesn't claim to be military, probably because of the Stolen Valor act. He says he was trained at "the farm at Langley," though.
>>35587231
>>35587475
Explain what the farm at langley is please
My guess is its basically what the farm is as in the foreign legion. A place where they harden people up really bad
>>35587475
He was probably an exterminator hired by some state dept in VA, and took his pesticide course at Langley CC. He was hired to clear out a cockroach infestation but ended up spraying himself and inhaling all those brain killing chemicals.
>>35587509
CIA HQ is in Langley, VA
Blaha has probably never been there.
>>35587475
Stolen valor is not a crime anymore.
>>35587475
>>35587848
Regardless, we as a community must do everything to investigate this man/gender fluid person's past. Blaha needs to be vetted before we allow him/her to infect the world of /fit/.
>>35587515
Thats pretty much the plot of Naked Lunch
He wasn't in the military. He was actually molested by a distant family member. Maybe an uncle or something. That's why he's so fucked up.
>>35579239
What am I looking at here?
>>35580141
>i will kill them dead
i hope that was just a joke on his part.
>>35580125
because they know feminine cuties get wet for the rapist look
>>35579239
>Keeping a gun with you is weird
Is anyone saying this actually a gun owner ? Lots of shit talking leftists is what it sounds like.
>>35588410
Keeping a gun with you isnt weird. Texan here, we fucking love guns.
Whats weird is that he's keeping his gun in a guncase right next to him, while he naps on the sofa, as if he expects cia operatives to bust down his door at any moment.
More rational, less paranoid gun owners have a gun safe, or a locked shelf, or at least a shelf, to store their weapons securely. Blaha's behavior here reeks of paranoia and his handling of firearms is dangerous and naive.
He's doing it to show off.
"Look at muh big dick and muh gun hurr hurr".
I'd castle doctrine his ass in a heartbeat.
>>35589216
I would be more afraid that someone would break in, see the gun laying next to me, and then take it and use it on me. Hide that shit
>>35589319
Do we even know if there is a real gun in it? Or just an empty case?
>>35589319
Exactly, thats one of the many reasons responsible gun owners dont leave guns and guncases out like blaha does. The owners should know where the guns are, it's no one else's business.
Blaha might as well tape the gun to the fucking wall.
>>35589216
not only that but there's kids in that house
he's a fucking douche that needs to die
>>35579239
it's just a fold in the blanket, I don't get it
>>35589763
>being this jelly of his bulge
>>35589549
Oh shit, i didnt know there were kids in that house. Yeah he certainly needs to hide that shit.
Does anyone else get the feeling that blaha's gf/wife and family just tolerate him? Like they know hes a massive failure and paranoid, but they just dont know what to do with him?
"Timmy, dont go into the living room. Unkie jasons in there asleep with his... adult toys. Go play in your room, ok timmy?" as blaha is pased out surrounded by needles and guns with his 2009 macbook repeating a playlist of his youtube videos...
>>35590306
Does anyone think that this whole over the top girlfriend speak is just a ruse, and maybe she's not real or maybe not his gf.
>>35580141
Oh my god...
I think I am actually getting anxiety from a man's stupidity.
I am genuinely upset over this level of retardation. I am in physical discomfort.
> be me, jason blaha
> bought a gun case from the pawn shop for $10
> steal a bananna from my sisters kitchen while shes at work
> setup an elaborate photoshoot so i can convince my internet friends i make big cums and have gun
>>35580550
I think this is spot on. This man has had some serious psychological trauma in his youth for him to turn like this.
>my girl needs dick twice a day from me
What a sad human being.
Does he sleep in that fold out couch or does he actually own a human bed?
>>35585851
lobliner doesn't earn a living with his youtube channel, the nose knows how to run a successful business
>>35590508
Rich left humanity behind.
Blaha failed out of humanity all together.
>>35586869
inability to stop himself from eating the calories intake of a landwhale
>be Blaha
>in UK with wife
>wife is a vegan activist in a literal tree hugging group chaining themselves to trees
>is a beta and becomes like her
>goes full vegan and makes socially conscious videos
>suddenly remembers he loves guns after a Q&A about it
>divorces her
>moves back to Texas
>has full blown midlife crisis boasting about all the pussy and meat he eats
>meets a new gf 1.3 weeks into being single
>moves in with her immediately
>talks about having children 3.4 weeks into relationship
>walks around with a dyed beard and tactical vest with no irony
>Jason full JUST as he was in England only he's gone from a vegan pussy to a valor stealing gun nut pussy
Can't escape the insecurity and approval seeking masked as machismo that easily, Blaha
Pathetic lol
>>35587509
The Farm is where CIA operatives are trained.
>>35590851
10/10 assessment anon
Blaha is off the rails, and he'll an hero when his gf finally leaves him
>>35590886
Reminder he used to make video blogs from inside Games Workshop and boasted the ideal form of cardio is stationary bike while playing vidya.
All of a sudden he never posts about just being a fat WoW and Warhammer nerd who got into weight training because he's busy trying to impress new gf how he's ex-CIA and owns more guns than he has vials of test. It's ridiculous. So much fronting and bullshit.
>>35590851
>walks around with a dyed beard and tactical vest with no irony
wow, i missed that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgUGaBouQfE
>>35580125
>High test = Good beard.
>High test = High DHT
>If person is sensitive to DHT, they go bald
>>35590987
High test doesn't equal a good beard in all cases. I have my DHT and test at the top of the reference range but have an average beard
I'm also not bald, but I have shitty hair anyway so that doesn't matter.
>>35580649
It's literally just a fold in the fucking rug.
>>35586250
I have a 5' sister and she would NEVER be able to look like that.
>>35582442
this is the length of most penises even if most guys wont admit it
>>35585239
pleaase find this
>>35580113
So he's implying that he's CIA?
>>35582442
you're fine. when not e-statting online and experiencing life, you'll see plenty o penises flopping about. when i joined the military, and we had community showers, i realized that the majority of men have normal sized penises and that big ones are few and far between, with apparently no relation to race. saw a korean dude with a honker next to another philipino who's pubes were longer than his dick. out of all the black dudes in my division, only one had a respectable penis. so... go out in the world and gaze upon all the penises you can. you'll be amazed at the vast majority of average there is
>>35580141
THAT IS FUCKING HIGHGRADE AUTISM
like seriously is that guy in therapy or something? wtf i barely can watch that shit.
/r/ing a shoop of blaha on CIA
>>35592211
/fit in a nutshell
>>35580141
TOPEST OF KEKS
>>35580141
>skisgy 6 days ago
>so let me get this straight. all that training and if someone punches you..you kill him dead? lol
>JuggernautFitnessTV 6 days ago
>+skisgy correct I will cover this topic later on my tactical channel. Your primary concern in any physical confrontation is survival, minimizing personal injury and neutralizing all enemy hostiles as quickly as possible. The survival of your attacker or opponent should not only be of zero concern to you, even taking it into consideration puts you in a mindset of tactical disadvantage and your risk of dying increases. THAT is a trained mindset.
I seriously dont know if Blaha is trolling or not at this point. From all my years of browsing 4chin, if someone is too retarded to be true its pretty much always a troll. I think he has autism for real
>>35580125
can you imagine how bad being bald with no jawline would be?
>>35592237
kek beat me to it
>>35587509
The Farm is where the CIA trains its super secret ultra-special forces operatives to do all their quasi-legal assassinations and cocaine smuggling.
Basically, Jason Blaha is literally saying that he's a trained killer for the CIA, but I guess even he couldn't bring himself to spew that much bullshit without disguising it a bit.
>tfw I almost reached 8x6 and fell short one inch
>>35586061
if she'd have the test levels of a horny teenage male and years and years of srs time experience in lifting heavy ass weights it could be possible that she's natty
but if you believe that the sloot in question is natty you're retarded and you look even more stupid now that you think you're smarter than the autistic blaha who has delusions of being a CIA top agent with a 10" dick and lowbf% being in mortal danger of Russian spies
yeah you're stupider than him, how does this make you feel
>>35582442
did you measure from the anus to the tip?
>2015+1 not measuring from the anus
its almost like you guys dont want those sweet peen gains
>>35590508
muh face when I have a good king-sized bed but I sleep on this small old couch, i honestly can't sleep on a bed unless there's someone sleeping next to me (tfwnogf)
>>35592544
>Adam Corolla joke
I usually just throw mine over my shoulder.
>>35579239
Is that a Skill brand cordless drill case on the couch next to him?
>>35592261
Reminder Blaha had a black eye from being punched not long after he came back to Texas. Pretty sure the guy is still alive.
>>35593297
Where in Texas is he even at?
>>35592222
>>35592211
>>35592211
>>35592222
>>35580141
>>35579239
What are you guys on about; Blaha is a genius
What's so special about this pic? I see it a lot
I can't even see a bulge
>>35593774
Did he even realize it's "Stanford-binet" not Stanfort-binet? D & T are not next to each other, it can't be a fat fingered type error.
What even is this pathetic youtube drama about? Why does he believe he is justified in KILLING random people?
>>35592211
y-you just evaporated my anxiety about my 5.4" penis anon. ty senpai.
>>35594014
autocorrect you fag
>>35593774
>trained assassin
>successful businessman
>"i could have been a doctor"
>literally perfect body
>very knowledgeable
>frequent use of "we" when discussing research
i fucking hate blaha but i love listening to him
>>35580141
>If you hit me ill kill you
>Make such fucked up demands as smoke to pussy out of a meeting
What a giant fucking pussy how the fuck does he have any female companionship. "Assault" anyone who uses that word is a cop calling faggot, every time.
>>35592163
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0RX4DY4yZg
>>35593774
I'm 160 IQ and the only solution I can think of for him being 3rd SD is that he is 3 SD's below 100, or severely autistic.
>>35589216
Didnt you see his video, he used to be a cia operative!
He trainined at the farm at langley and you cant ever prove that he didnt anon.
My face when I found out Blaha used to be a cia assassin or something but dropped out to be a fitness blogger/bum.
>>35595923
He is a health/fitness expert (due to his many hours spent reading academic journals and understanding most of what he reads), trainined at langley by the cia for reasons he hasnt bothered to explain and has a genius level iq.
what other background could there be for somone who has sucessfully made a living selling steroids and training plans in secret to college kids and then with a fitness blog on youtube.
>>35594014
Jason doesn't know basic grammar
>>35597121
youre're
>>35597121
the damage control, kek
>>35597121
He's a meat-head plebeian, who gives a toss?
>>35586061
>>35586250
Are there really people in here who think Sophie is natty?
top kek
>>35597121
>every word starts with a capital letter
I'm sure people who can't pass English class in school can get a job in the CIA, topkeek
reminder that jason blaha has visible abs:
https://youtu.be/xjqpR51dxEQ?t=118
skip to minute: 1:58
>>35597310
How To Look Like A Prick In Three Simple Steps; You Won't Believe You're Eyes...
>>35597872
>5'9"
Ahhhh, now I understand
will they ever learn?
>>35597929
the worse thing is that the door knob manlet test, says he's 5 foot 7 at most
>>35597967
sorry forgot pic
>>35597967
for those who are not related with the door test
>>35597975
I once knew a guy just like this IRL
He believed he was hot shit, could take on anyone and claimed to have been in special forces training.
He acted like a cunt to everyone and nobody liked him. Still a sad little angry cunt that will tell random people about how he was a green beret but looks to be 270 lbs of solid fat.
>>35580141
I don't know lot about this dude, but he seems to be kind of guy who'll be in prison or just gone over the edge in 5 years. He looks shit too.
>>35579239
Ha ha ha... he thinks that's a bulge...
>>35599585
>being this jealous
>>35599791
blaha, pls..
>>35599920
Hey reddit
