No fap pledge
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Toady I pledge that I will stop fapping for the rest of the year.
Join my pledge if you want to brothers.
I'm with you if you're giving up porn but not masturbation.
Cleaning out the pipes while using your imagination for arousal seems like it's actually pretty healthy to me
Good luck with all that dot seinfeld
>>35558784
Meant today, not toady.
>>35558839
None toady
>>35558784
i think only fags do this. because they feel guilty about jacking off to guys and wanna stop jacking off for a whole year to rid themselves of shame or something who knows how a gays mind works
>>35558784
>finally browsed the redpill on [spoiler] reddit [/spoiler]
>really opened my eyes
>one post said to quit masturbating and drop porn
Here I go. Today was day 1.
I've found setting myself long ass goals like this only results in failure. I just take it a day at a time and hope for the best.
>>35558784
Just got done blowing my load to this semen demon. It should be mandatory to make all women do squats.
>>35561566
>this whale
>even knowing what a squat is
Apex Kekkissimus
>>35561583
>big tits
>slender waist
>glorious hips and ass
>whale
Virgin detected
haven't fapped in about three weeks now but i seem to cry a lot more
anyone else? what's going on?
>>35561722
>analyzing a womans body this much just to remain in denial about the fact that you like fat chicks
>mfw
>>35558784
>>35558797
This. I'll try reaaal hard not to watch porn. But I'll start in small. For next week, I'll be without porn.
Yeah you guys go reap them nofap benefits such as
> Prostate cancer
> Smaller dick
>>35562094
i had that once. I was very close to crying when watching emotional films and shit
>>35560910
What is this redpill that all the betas keep referring to?
>>35562132
Smaller dick?
>>35562208
All I know is, if that guy had his eyes opened by it, he probably had a narrow worldview to begin with.
>>35562118
Yeah if shes fat then I like fat chicks with wide hips. At least we're not fags like you and OP
>>35558797
you should do this automatically with a wet dream and nocturnal emission, if they aren't happening then I think there are methods to induce them like sleeping with a full bladder.
nocturnal emissions/wet dreams are a strong sign humans are not naturally masturbators. It's also worth noting animals tend not to masturbate in the wild, they masturbate in captivity (same thing with self-harm) - source: The Human Zoo by Desmond Morris.
>>35562132
>the only way to have sex is to touch yourself
>>35558784
I will join you my brother.
Even though I have high hopes of you and myself, a year is still quite alot
>>35558784
Ok... after those last weeks of intense fapping (relapsing hard from the last year where I fapped only 1-2 times at week, with porn) I'll pledge that I'll stop watching porn. I'll also fap much less but I don't want to stop completely. I need a release like once at week.
Why, OP?
>>35558784
I did 83 days long nofap in 2015, and that was best time in my life. I desperately want to repeat this, so I go with you. Maybe we should start something (like google spreadsheet) to track our progress and give each other some visual representation that we are not alone in our struggle?
>>35563416
Woah. Really? How did you feel? How did your dick feel? Did you jizz at all during this time?
>>35558784
I'll join. I decided to stop fapping four or five days ago. Starting to get a little horny for a change. Feels good.
Why is fit obsessed with no fap threads and pledges? I am confused on what the point is.
>>35558797
Cut out porn AND wanking and you'll find someone to clean the pipes for you.
It really works though. I almost made eye contact with a girl today.
>>35564614
Enjoy your ED. Nofap is a troll. No porn is legit.
>>35564656
/fit/: the post
I need to fucking stop
Lol you fucked up didn't you
>>35558784
sorry brah but dragon dogma is leaked and dont expect me to stop fapping to sweet loli pawns
>>35558784
I PLEDGE TO NO LONGER FAP FOR THE REST OF THIS YEAR
>>35558784
Im with you bros, we got this
Got a girl who could do it for me, but I masturbate so i don't drown her with my juices. I'll join ya Bro, but if she asks me to stop drowning her, I dont know what I'll do.
I'll keep fapping, watching porn, and fucking my girlfriend. I never got any of the proposed effects of porn decreasing my desire for real women. I could go for her several times a day.
I'm with you, OP. No porn, no fap. Toady and rest of the year as well BRAH.
I don't see why I shouldn't
Im with you OP. I fell off when I found out I was getting deployed on real short notice. Back on the bandwagon.
list of studies proving that nofap works (the quran doesn't count):
I get the idea of no fap
but it isnt going to make you get a gf
if anything, it seems like a form of torture, trying to repress all those natural urges. fuck man, why cant I just have a gf to fuck regularly.
7" of dick not getting any use. it sucks.
>>35565893
what a loser
i got 5' 1/2 cock and i get more pussy than you
>>35565850
People who say no fap works: people who've tried it
People who say no fap doesnt work: people who haven't tried it
hmm, maybe its just a coincidence
>>35565932
id trade places with you in a heartbeat, lucky you.
see guys, when people dwell on dick size just know that it doesnt mean a fucking thing if you arent using it.
>>35565850
>photo of a girl's ass
>person taking the picture decides to be a fag and puts their hand or dick in the image
Make it stop.
>>35565893
i disagree
if i haven't fapped in a few days i start contacting/responding more to my fwb
when i fap every day i dont care about girls, barely reply to texts
>>35565951
>going through this shit without believing it will work a priori
>>35565986
> a girl's ass
are you sure about that?
I no fapped for a few days then I had a serious make out session with my gf and I got serious blue balls afterwards that lasted for an entire 7 hours until I got home, fapped, and came into a roll of toilet paper. Everything felt so much better after I came.
I had to fap. The pain was too great. My gf had me cucked because her parents were home and she wouldn't relieve my testicular tension.
In this case it is definitely okay to fap. To not fap would probably be bad for my balls
>>35566088
>has a gf
>faps
>>35565850
>list of studies where the researchers can find male subjects that have never masturbated:
-
![man-cringing[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/p8HqTws.jpg "man-cringing[1].jpg")
>>35566127
>having a gf means that you'll get sex whenever you want
>falling for this ^^^
>>35562118
>I like to fuck little boys.
>>35558784
No. That's retarded.
>>35558784
it means i must not fap and watch porn right?
>>35565951
Depends on what you mean by 'works', what are you trying to achieve from nofap besides brownie points?
>>35558784
Already doing nofap January starting Dec 31st but for the whole year? Fuck that m8
>>35558784
No prob OP, I'll just have my girlfriend jerk me off.
>>35566793
>isn't a girlfriendless virgin
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>35559206
Fuck off Rabbi.
>>35558784
Aim to become porn free anon
NoFap really isn't worth after 7 days
Just don't jack it everyday, and try and get to around Once every 8 days for max test gains
>>35560910
No fap for victory.
You do realise those kikes at reddit want you to become a nigger?
>>35562118
Post a pic of your pretty hand.
>>35566793
Holy shit the smiles on the faces of those women. They might as well be getting told to smile at gunpoint.
>>35562208
Act like a nig-nog.
>>35566799
>being a virgin over the age of 18
How is that even possible?
>>35566407
That scene fell flat on it's fucking face.
>>35566864
He has a gun m8, its in his left hand
>when you see it...
>>35558784
I tried this once but my hand kinda stroked my dick by itself and i failed
>>35564662
>you have to masturbate to function sexually
there isn't any evidence for that and it doesn't make sense.
>>35565951
I've definitely heard of it not working. I don't think you'd exactly notice the ones it doesn't work with being "active in the community" like someone who truly believes etc.
That said, it worked for me.
>>35566542
I'm not him but the general idea seems to be your brain's dopamine activity regulates again resulting in:
>more motivation
>greater mental clarity
>more emotion
>more sociability, less anxiety
>richer sense of "connection" to what's happening around you
I found all that did happen when I did it. I had a year-long streak and a two-week streak - both times I noticed the above, and the first time (1year) I had never heard of any of this.
>>35567305
This reads like bullshit, m8.
Like those pathetic buddhist an self-improvement threads.
>>35567328
It's anecdotal evidence so it isn't conclusive but it's enough for me to at least try it again - it isn't like there's anything to lose and I don't want to spend time masturbating anyway.
>>35567402
> it isn't like there's anything to lose
pure pleasure
GUYS im on day three of nofap and ran into a thread that linked a glorious video, i watched it and caught myself after beginning to fap, didnt ejaculate but was really close, i stopped dead in my tracks and convinced myself i needed the testosterone boost, and I even went through the ejaculation spasm but didnt ejaculate. Did i fuck up or am i good?
>>35567430
Well based on my experiences I agree with Epicurus - if you want the most pleasure out of life you have to moderate your own appetites.
http://www.webmd.com/diet/20081016/obese-enjoy-food-less-and-less
I'm in.
>tfw no gf
Good luck, faggots
Sup goyim. I started nofap on new years day and it's been going pretty good so far. I sold my PS4 and changed my steam password to gibberish. I've felt a very natural and smooth sense of motivation and have been getting my shit handled. This is my fourth go around doing this. Last time I tried this shit I spazzed the fuck out and ended up fucking a hooker and buying pain pills on day 8 (not my fucking MO) so I wrote it off for a while. But I've been addicted to hardcore shit since ( was like 12 and I know it's fucked me up.
>>35564143
Because they're robots who, rather than accept that they're shitty people and actually try to improve themselves, feel that a magic bullet is the better option.
>>35569146
if you're addicted to masturbation, then improving yourself means stopping it.
of course successfully overcoming addiction is a "magic solution", it's a major issue.
>>35558784
Fuck that, i do it a week then i can fap for a day then another week etc
>>35562132
Fapping is correlated with less chance of prostate cancer in the older test subjects but an increase in younger guys
Actually read the studies before spouting shit memes and misinformation
>>35565813
I hate being in tradoc
