Simple question: How do I fix my posture?
I got forward head, rounded shoulders, and a bit of lordosis.
>>35555824
more
I know there's more
>>35555614
a stick and strings to fix your posture
>>35555855
Have more on another device
>>35555855
Thought I had a centaur version but I cant find it
>>35555955
You must post them to respect the dubs
>>35556051
Found it
>>35555824
>>35555882
>>35555955
>>35556051
try standing up straight.
>>35556060
I only have one more I think, I do have slylock on this device from when I used to derail peoples threads for fun
>>35556112
Yup, thats all I have, sorry folks, if you want slylock, hot bitches, or general off topic pics let me know, I have hundreds of pictures on this device
>>35556167
yeh hot bitches pls
>>35556206
OK, preference on blonde, brunette or red head
>>35556234
literally none, I like everything
This is one of the most derailed threads I've ever seen.
>>35556253
OK I'll randomly post some sexy bitches
>>35556403
ty anon
>>35556428
>>35555614
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LT_dFRnmdGs
For forward head
Do death stretch, glute squeeze everyday, and planks every 2nd day for lordosis.
>>35556280
Then you were never in one of my slylock fox threads
>>35555614
do yoga for a few months
>>35556428
>>35556542
I can't figure out if it's because one of the toaster slots is still going or because there's literally a bird outside.
>>35556542
Toaster hasn't popped
>>35556590
Good job
>>35556167
what is slylock
>>35556602
bald eagle because he could fly and carry it away
>>35556616
Good
Introducing slick smitty
>>35556642
Fuckin' EVERGREEN TREES.
>>35556642
Easy. Evergreen Trees
>>35556642
More like slick Schmidt the fucking Jew
>>35556669
Two sets of trips baby
>>35556655
Correct
>>35556694
full fuel tank
>>35556694
May I receive some redheads and/or blondes, please?
>>35556694
Fuck that rich asshole, he has a fucking yacht and he's throwing a fit about 5 dollars worth of gas. Fucking shylock the kike of course its helping the rich put down the poor
>>35556738
Yeah I'll try to post some in between the comics, you fuckers are a lot better at these than /v/
>>35556768
/v/ works under the assumption they're all like Layton puzzles and are so full of ruse cruises and word tricks that the answer doesn't even exist
>>35556768
Well the faggot mouse gives you a hint every time.
>>35556768
beautiful chicks like this mek mi cri
I'll never get one like this :(
>>35556716
Yup
Here comes my favorite
>>35556542
Machete sticking out of drawer on the right?
>>35556805
The cat's missing a heel
>>35556805
>>35556805
that fucking duck who laid an egg or the cat who threw up a furball
>>35556602
The black guy
First of all he is black, second of all his legs are too short to lift high enough to prevent a constant line path from his narrow feet such as what is in the mud
>>35556799
Life works in mysterious ways, anon, never say never
>>35556825
Either this or that you can only see one of the dog's earrings. That's a long shot though.
>>35556805
That rabbit did it
>>35556846
pls I've never even spoken to a woman like this
>>35556857
Lucky you...
>>35556805
the elaphant left her dildo behind, it slipped out as she hoofed it!
>>35556825
Correct
Here's a tough one
>>35556902
her hat is wet. it's raining outside.
>>35556902
none of the hats on the mannequins are missing. too fucking ez
>>35556902
Is it because it matches her bag and shoes? That's gay as fuck though.
>>35556902
all the hats are still on the rack
>>35556902
The hat, purse, and shoes match?
Or all the visible hat racks are occupied? Or both
>>35556857
There is still time friend
Also to op, sorry for hijacking the thread
>>35556913
OH SHIT NIGGA
>>35556902
The hat of the same model is still on display.
>>35556902
she's also missing a heel
but yeah, matching bag and shoes.
>>35556913
This is right, everyone talking about matching outfits I have news for you
You're gay
This one is kind of bull shit so I'll accept a few answers
>>35556951
>she's also missing a heel
She has her foot facing towards us, you're not going to see the heel from that angle unless you have x-ray vision.
>>35556963
shit nigga i ain't got a clue
is it something to do with that faggot rat thing? do they plug the jar with it?
>>35556963
>Fur coat in the rain.
Anyway. You could use Max Mouse, Max Mouse's Hat, Slylock's Hat, the ugly fucking rat in the corner, the thing the candle is sitting on, put the beaker up against the mousehole, the list keeps going.
>>35556972
Hint: the answer to the puzzle is somewhere in the picture
>>35556963
Max Mouse's hat seems like it could plug the beaker...
Or what if they just upturned the beaker and pour out the liquid?
>>35556966
You can tell that her right (our left) foot has the heel on the ground. Look how much lower her ankle is on that side you doofus.
>>35556963
Cover it with his jacket?
>>35556963
Could they use Max Mouse's hat to cover the beaker and then use the candle wax to seal it?
>>35555614
>How do I fix my posture
posture is all about confidence and deliberate motion. You slow down and focus on keeping your shoulders back and your head up. Same for keep your hands out of your pockets and so on.
at some point your efforts becomes second nature. Nothing makes a man look more beta than having a shitty shoulders and head down bitch walk.
My mother flat out broke me of mine as a kid. I grew fast and started to try to hide by slumping down, round my shoulders etc. She would have none of that shit when I was out with her anywhere. At the time I thought it was stupid to focus on how I walked but now as a grown man I understand why she felt it was so important.
>/fit/ - Children's Puzzles
i love this board
>>35556963
Oh, what if they used the lit candle to burn down the wooden door and walk out?
>>35556963
get the spider to spin a web and seal it with wax?
>>35556963
Fox should sit on it
>>35557015
Candle wax to seal it is correct, like I said kind of bull shit
Another answer I would have accepted is "pour it down the faggot mouse's throat"
>>35556963
drink the liquid
>>35557050
>>35557050
yeah that wouldn't even work, the wax would just mix in. they should've just inhaled that shit and let loose tho
>>35557050
Theres a fucking hole on that door, why not just throw it out
what the fuck
>>35557067
Ain't no froggies in the ocean.
>>35557067
Frog in the ocean
>>35557067
frog wouldn't be blowin bubbles unless he wants to drift to the surface and get served in a stew
>>35557067
Frogs only live in fresh water.
>>35557067
Frogs don't live in the sea?
>>35557072
It's a window you retard.
>>35557071
Doesn't it depend on the contents of the solution or something?
>>35557067
Clams don't breath
>>35556963
put the rat on top of the beaker
ive thought i was in heem for the longest time...
>>35557067
the cat's outfit doesn't match
>>35557095
They do breathe with gills. They have no lungs to exhale bubbles like that though... I think?
Actually... do most normal fish have lungs?
>>35557077
Correct
Tried finding a shop some /v/irgin did that made the painter been garrison but couldn't find it
Slick smitty returns
>>35557091
Never fucking reply to me again unless you're contributing to the thread.
>>35557067
Is it because koppy kat is standing right there?
>>35557142
The frying pan is clean and the fire has gone out.
>>35557142
Slick Smitty, you fucking scumbag, the fire is out.
>>35557142
where the fuck did he get butter
>>35557067
That fucking yellow shit is a pejelagarto, they only live on the river, oh yeah and the frog thing
>>35557162
Probably stole that as well the cheap cunt
>>35557142
OK, lets assume smitty did steal the omelette, what then? Is slylock going to lock him up for stealing fucking 4 eggs? Is he going to beat the shit out of him?
>>35557142
Fire out, clean pan, no egg shells around suggesting that Smitty make an omelet.
>>35557179
>Is he going to beat the shit out of him?
That's what I'd do. I imagine Slylock Fox is the old pulpy and gritty kind of detective - the kind who cheats on his wife with hookers and puts his cigarettes out in the faces of his suspects when interrogating them
I also suspect Max Mouse is gonna die from a cocaine overdose
>>35557156
Correct
>>35557179 here is what happens, steal shit and he breaks your hands
>>35557211
They're footprints, not finger prints.
>>35557211
He used his prehensile penis, its a penis print.
>>35556805
Answer this one pls
>>35557211
He gobbled them up like my exgirlfriend
>>35557219
This is correct
>>35557272
He could wrap the bill in a snowball and toss is back over the ravine.
>>35557257
Ah, I always assume stuff like that is just sloppy cartooning. Thanks tho, these are fun.
>>35557272
Put it in the snowmans hat and m'lady it over
>>35557272
Ask the ice skater. Alternatively give it to the mouse fucker and throw that sumbitch. Why am i so in to these puzzles?
>>35557272
Make a paper plane.
>>35557272
He could make a snowball with the bill inside and throw it over. Or he could ask the skater to take it over to Rachel.
>>35557272
>shylock fox
>giving money back
>>35557211
You mean to tell me that this "Slick" Smitty fucker after going through all that fucking rigmarole to get himself set up as a real-estate agent just so he could scam people by upselling a shit house on some ridiculous pretense that was never going to work anyway, and after getting caught by Skylock Fox and hits rock bottom he resorts to stealing his fucking breakfast from strange women in the park, and after getting what he deserves by having Skylock Fox break both hands, the cunt is STEAL trying to fuck people over instead of just getting a fucking normal job like everyone else???
>>35557272
just walk over its literally half a foot what the fuck
>>35557293
>gust of wind blows bill away from target location
>make a paper plane
Jesus christ anon, these are meant for children how did you fuck this up?
>>35557272
Crumple it up, shove it right up Max's ass hole, and throw that fucker over
>>35557272
put it in his glove, toss it over, get her to toss the glove back
>>35556963
Make the rat drink the liquid
>>35557301
You gonna give a job to a convicted felon? You know his name not his story.
>>35557282
Correct
great thread
>>35557332
newspapers are all from the same day
>>35557332
ALL THE PAPERS ARE THE SAME AND THE RAT IS CLEARLY TRAILOR TRASH
>>35557332
They are all the same newspapers so he's been stealing everyone's newspaper, or he has a sock hanging out of his window and he still has his suitcase unpacked.
>>35557301
Slick Smitty is a foil to Shylock. Shylock is superficially a villain who operates outside the confines of society and is very close to being a vigilante, and judges without favor to class or character (as demonstrated in the gas tank mystery or the clothing shop mystery). However he is fundamentally a hero. Meanwhile Smitty is outwardly an upstanding citizen with an honest job, a nice suit, and a winning smile, but reveals his true character as a moral menace - stealing, swindling, and in cahoots with people who break hands.
It artfully demonstrates that what society deems as right is not always right, and that the only thing in life that matters is one's base morality, devoid of all superficial qualities.
>>35557332
>lives in squalor
>no kitchen to speak of, cooks in a pot over a fire like a hobo
>crows everywhere
>ramshackle little shit trailer
>satellite tv
>Americans
>>35556913
How do we know it's wet? The fuck.
>>35556913
i concur, how do we know its wet?
>>35557332
Papers are all from the same day.
And they don't let rats on planes. It's a health code violation.
>>35557356
Mysides.jpg
>>35557372
His umbrella is visibly dripping.
>>35557364
>>35557372
Shylock holding an umbrella implies its raining you ameritards
>>35557384
>>35557386
The hat still looks fucking dry, if she had stolen it in that scenario it literally would've been drawn the same.
>>35557386
yes, it's raining, but how do we know the HAT is wet? Why couldn't she have stolen the hat to protect herself from the rain? How do we know she arrived to the store with a hat on?
>>35557339
Correct
>>35557364
Three insinuation is that he can check it's wet to see quickly if it was stolen, a means to an end rather than an end itself. It's also prone to a lot of bull shit as is seen in the wax one
>>35557397
Its a puzzle you fun nazi clearly at the scene shylock would have noticed it was damp and a damp hat wouldnt necessarily visually look much different dependant on the construct. Regardless, you want them to draw a fully dripping fucking hat? This isnt wheres waldo motherfucker your playing with the big dogs now
>>35557407
The one on the left has been buried into the sand, indicatating usage.
>>35557407
left cause its sunken into the sand
>>35557403
If the hat isn't wet then she stole it
>>35557407
left one, the legs are sunken in+
>>35557407
One in the left is partially sunken
>>35557407
Harry ape is still in the water, top left. Or is that a diver?
>>35557332
They're all the same issue. He planted them there after the fact.
>>35556805
I wanna fuck that cat
>>35557407
>>35557407
The ladder of the left one is sunk into the sand because of the gorilla's weight.
>>35557446
I hope you know that she's a goddamn thief
>>35557419
Look I'm a slylock PRO and you ain't got shit on my puzzle game kiddo. I can testify that was a poorly executed comic, with AUTHORITY,
You wanna tango buddy? I could write the sparknotes on this shit and make shakespeare sound like see spot run.
>>35557397
>>35557403
Because it would be too easy then. Youre supposed to look at the visible unrelated clues and piece it together.
I figured it as soon as I saw the umbrella, but some other ones dont really click with me at all like the omlette one.
He could have put the fire out and cleaned the pan before he sat down to eat.
>>35556805
I wanna know what the files were and wyy she stole them
Somebody deliver Slylock lore
>>35557454
the only thing she's really guilty of stealing is my heart
>>35557473
>his sidekick is like a kid
>he wears a raincoat while it's sunny
He's. kiddie diddler m8
>>35557423
Correct, sorry for the delay, just took around 500mg of diphenhydramamine so I'll be delirious sooner or later, if I stop making sense, that's why
More dindu
>>35557493
It's him. He did it.
>>35557493
Harry ape himself. The idiot just switched himself
>>35557493
Will he have to arrest Harry the Ape?
>>35557463
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Carmen San Diego, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Odlaw, and I have over 300 confirmed spots. I am trained in circling pages and I’m the top detective in my entire grade. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in deductive skills, but I have access to the entire arsenal of a bix of crayons and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>35557493
The negro ape
>>35557493
Harry. 2 e z
>>35557356
laughingfastspottedaftricancats.jpeg
>>35557503
Correct, dindu is a low tier villain
>>35557526
in the soup
>>35557526
ITS IN THE SOUP SLYLOCK
>>35557526
In her vag obv
>>35557526
>putting soup in a bag
>>35557526
That stupid thieving cunt dropped it in the soup
Who bags soup? Americans?
>>35557493
Himself. This one is retarded
>>35557526
She swallowed the ring. Little did she know that Lulu lynx is cheap as shit, and the ring was just painted lead. Now she has lead poisoning, hence the loss of appetite. Too fucking easy.
>>35557526
>putting soup in bags
>>35557542
>>35557544
>>35557562
you stupid retards realise they can put it in some kind of sealable plastic pot to take out? y'know, like most restaurants offer should you want to leave early
>>35557541
Correct
>>35557579
kek
>>35557577
>Americans
>>35557579
Hahaha hory shet
>>35557579
Fucking rat women. All the same
>>35557577
I have slight thoracic kyphosis and it's actually useful because it hides my gyno better.
>>35557579
/v/ collectively had an aneurism trying to figure this out
Many insults were thrown
Can /fit/ do better?
>>35557577
No i didnt realise that, ive never asked a restaurant to bag my fucking soup to find out
>>35557615
Thats clearly a fuckin selfie bruh
>>35557615
her pink triangle lesbian identifier is on the wrong titty
>>35557615
Something about photos flipping images and her taking it with her right hand
>>35557615
The side of the medal or the bracelet, the hair of the dog or that she is the fucking same cat that steal before
>>35557615
picture is mirrored
>>35557615
Shes wearing a badge thing.
Using front facing camera badge would flip sides. Using rear facing camera badge would not flip sides.
The badge has flipped sides. Its a selfie.
>>35557615
she took the photo herself through a mirror
>>35557615
she could have taken it with one hand, and there's no indication that the picture was taken at the same time of the crime.
Not sure if this is relevant, but the picture is mirrored with the bracelet and medal thing on the other side.
>>35557615
Her bracelet is on the wrong arm, meaning she took the picture herself in the mirror
>>35557628
No the angle is impossible for a selfie
>>35557615
You can't see both her hands in the picture, and the picture frame isn't next to the door in the picture. So it probably wasn't taken today
>>35557615
Dabney's hair looks pretty slick and shiny.
>>35557662
Woops no I'm an autist. It's the mirror thing
>>35557655
This is right
Here's another bull shit one
>>35557615
It's definitely the fact that it's mirrored bcause her badge is on the wrong side too
>>35557660
Replicate it yourself.
Its easily done you just have to believe.
>>35557671
cut the thing holding the chain to the wall
>>35557671
Cut off the leg
>>35557671
he cuts the wall anchor. It looks like a different material than the chain itself. Or amputation.
>>35557671
Cut the hook in the wall
>>35557671
Cut his leg off. Or just cut off the hook connected to the wall
>>35557671
I feel like Count Weirdly might have hundreds of harddrives locked away somewhere
>>35557671
"Saw"-style leg amputation
>>35557671
How the fuck did Slylock manage to get himself caught? I thought he was a badass
He probably gnabbed him when he was passed out after a long cocaine and alcohol ridden night at the strip club
>>35557671
drink the skull and crossbones bottle. he might get super powers or some shit
>>35557671
I've seen this in a movie before, cut off the leg. But just cut the bolt that anchors the chain to the wall
>>35557671
Why is sly holding a candle anyway? It's bright outside, you can see Max's leg shadows coming from the window.
>>35557683
Correct
>>35557711
Wrong genre. This is pulp.
>>35557722
Middle clown's fucking suspender
>>35557722
Clown 3 appears to be missing a hat
>>35557722
The guy in the middle's belt
>>35557722
middle belt
>>35557722
Clown 1 looks like he's hiding something behind his back.
>>35557722
>fat pig gets her candy stolen
>has someone arrested for it
Clown 2 dropped his shekels.
>>35557722
Just lock up 2 and 3 because they're manlets
>>35557722
Tell the fat pig she doesn't need more candy
>>35557722
Number three is just a fucking hobo, just look at his fucking face i feel bad for him
>>35557075
Shut up OP we're talking about bread
>>35557722
>>35557770
Actually just 2 and 3 looks like fucking hobos, that left us with just a real clown and just a real thief, that fucking peppa for eating so much its a crime
>>35557788
Nah he's the suspicious smooth-talker who you think is the bad guy for the whole thing but then in the twist ending it turns out he was just a prick and it was someone else entirely
>>35557735
Correct
I think I'm running low on comics, I don't know, this device isn't well organized so if I run out it will take me time to prepare more
Or I'll just start nodding to music and start talking to a lampshade, delirium will be setting in soon
>>35557722
#2´s pants are missing a button to hold the suspender.
>>35557823
the second prisoner ran behind the first not next to
>>35557823
If one of those convicts is Slick Smitty I swear to fucking god
>>35557823
One gave the other a piggyback
>the most active thread on /fit/ is about solving children's puzzles
Never change
>>35557896
what a lovely day
>>35557671
It better not be melt the chain
>>35557857
Correct
Our friend slick Schmidt returns
>>35557944
>only human in the comic constantly gets treated like shit
>>35557944
tested the water on the boat for salt
>>35557975
Smitty is a fucking scumbag. Fuck him.
>>35557944
check for any sand or salt on the boat or in the water.
>>35557944
faggot mouse licks boat and if it's salty, the boat wasn't in the lake, but rather the ocean
>>35557944
"just finished jumping waves"
Of course you did, Smit
>>35557944
If he had driven it a long way the boat would've been dry by now
>>35557987
He's forced to do this shit because he's discriminated against so much
And fuck animals, they don't need boats
>>35557944
Where's the surf board
>>35558012
Typical human making excuses for their own kind
>>35557985
What if it's a salt water lake you dumb fuck
>>35557272
the ice is strong enough to walk on there's a fucking skater in there or is this faggot afraid of slipping and hurting his faggot ass jesus fuck
>>35558033
I've been to lake loon, it's not a salt water lake.
>>35558063
You're a liar
Never fucking respond to me again unless you're contributing to the thread
>>35558078
>>35558063
cool it guys. I don't want to have to come back here and throw you out.
>>35557944
Slick is such a cunt. His smithing ancestors must be so disappointed
>>35557985
Correct
>>35558078
get fucked idiot
>>35558098
>>35558098
bulls are colorblind
