6'1 300lb front squat, 500lb deadlift, 280 bench, 275 power clean, body weight: 200lbs here
I really really want to fuck girls who lift and look like they lift. I masturbate to pics on /r/crossfitgirls and girls with muscle website very frequently, but those types of girls are impossible to come across at your everyday bar/house party.
I'm considering joining a crossfit box for the SOLE purpose of having some hawt /fit/ raw dog sex with white girls with broad shoulders, sweaty traps, neon blue spandex and 400lb deadlifts.
Does anyone know if "Crossfit-cest" is a thing? Do crossfitters fuck each other very frequently?
crossfit girl here
not gonna lie but I have fucked a fellow crossfitter from my class before. you get really really close to each other because so much shit you do is with partners
>>35532248
Was it good tho? Or were you guys too busy talking about crossfit?
>>35532248
Fucking Noice.
>>35532274
a-y-y-y
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>>35532288
>>35532274
well it started with me noticing that he was staring at my ass a lot since he was always right behind me in class since i was wearing leggings. then when we needed partners we paired up and we were both sweaty by then so that probably turned us both on desu
later i asked him if he wants to do cardio with me at the gym and he said yes, and after cardio day with lots of burpies, i invited him to my place since i have lots of protein for post workout shakes. ended up fugging when he aksed to use my shower to get rid of the sweat, but i stepped in there with him
>>35532312
>well it started with me noticing that he was staring at my ass
>gawking at butts = laid
Yeah I'm never averting my gaze when girls lift at the gym ever again
>>35532312
we are going to have to see a picture of your body to enhance the story but im hard
>>35532312
Sounds like every fitizens dream, post body?
>>35532227
>broad shoulders, sweaty traps, neon blue spandex and 400lb deadlifts.
Just fuck men already.
>>35532248
I know that girl, she goes to my school.
>>35532227
Absolutely worth it. I want a crossfit chick to squeeze me like a watermelon between those clean and jerk thighs
>>35532308
To be fair I just found out my lab partner does crossfit and I met him 3 months ago.
>>35532353
Not all of us like frail fat women who couldn't lift a fucking picnic table if their life depended on it like the stupid shit I see on /s/
That is the body of a man
>>35532353
>Implying I wouldn't
Big, strong people are hot. Boy or girl.
>>35532405
Are you fucking retarded?
>>35532393
>crossfit
>lifting
chose one
crossfit is for idiots and plebs
>>35532416
Well I don't see crossfit qt-tier women at any barbell/powerlifting gyms. You gotta go where the women are man
>>35532227
you could try joining a hardcore barbell gym. The gym I worked out at while my Uni gym was closed had like 3 girls above 1k lbs and 2 others right about to break it.
The one I bumped into during my short time there had that weird half shaven-half long skirllex hair and the thickest, not-fat thighs I've even seen. Bitch was legit hot/scary at the same time.
>>35532413
Are you homosexual? Maybe you need to start being honest with yourself
>>35532426
Hey man props, I don't blame you for the... Slim pickins
YEAAAAAAHHHH
>>35532413
>>35532446
That's an incredibly attractive ass you posted. Pic related is what the female physique needs to look like.
>>35532405
Here, this is what I'm talking about
Why do professional crossfit girls all have repulsive fridge-mode physiques?
>>35532462
i dont get it. does crossfit do this to their bodies? or do they lift for years prior to joining a crossfit gym
>>35532476
>repulsive
Speak for yourself it's hot as fuck
why are crossfit girls so wide in the middle?
>>35532501
Cause God blessed them with thick cores capable of maximum cowgirl humping power
>>35532405
>>35532413
bisexfag here..
perhaps i can clear things up.
the prablem you are seeing here is a glute:thigh ratio in favor of thighs.
this isn't necessary a masculine feature, but comparing man-ass to girl-ass, you will see common theme is a thigh:glute ratio pretty much identical to that picture there.
some men associate this with masculinity.
as someone who has fucked both men and women pretty regularly, i don't consider it a masculine feature, but i certainly don't categorize it as feminine.
to me, as long as a women doesn't have big deltoids/traps she is pretty much good to go.
once they get those broad shoulders, they really start to look masculine (not to say that is bad... rhonda rousey's beefy arms are sexy as fuuuark)
>>35532408
this anon gets it.
sexuality is for the birds... if it makes your benis happy, who cares what the chromosomes are?
>>35532405
>>35532475
They're both hot thought. Why is it such a problem?
>>35532496
Do you want to know how I know you're gay?
>>35532528
Please explain, I'd love to hear it
>>35532475
>googled men's asses to prove how straight he is, and how gay we are for liking muscular women
>proceeded to peruse around until he found the man's ass most to his liking
...
>>35532511
>thinking core width is genetic
>believing in god
>thinking you need fridgemode to be good at cowgirl
everything is wrong with your post
>>35532546
If I were homosexual I would at least have the courage to admit it to myself. Unlike you apparently.
>>35532512
>rhonda rousey's beefy arms are sexy as fuuuark
fuck yeah bifag too. imagine her slowly pegging u while she has u in a firm choke hold and she's whispering erotic degrading shit in ur ear.
Guys, it's the CURRENT YEAR. There's nothing wrong with just coming out of the closet.
>>35532512
>listening to anything a proclaimed bisexfag has to say
>2018 minus two
>>35532480
low dose roids and anavar. the average woman who lifts will never get broad shoulders like that unless she's born with them
>>35532528
>>35532462
>>35532227
OK, so I would love to hit on crossfit chicks but there is no way I will go and do stupid crossfit shit, especially paying for that. What to do?
>>35532608
If women are roiding like this their test levels are through the roof probably.
This means their sex drives will be fucking insane. Yeah, I'm joining a box. Broad shoulders, thick core and sweet pussy here I come
>>35532528
i want to rub my cock along those ab definitions. where do i sign up for crossfit dawg
>>35532643
Fuck yes more crossfit girl supporters.
>>35532629
and clits the size of a ur thumb
>>35532629
dat pussy is going to smell like ripe batteries and a man's ballsack and she'll groan like a dude, but hey, it's up to you
you guys are going to turn around and leave when you see how much crossfit classes cost
>>35532683
what if i just wait at the door and try to pick them up after class
>>35532497
>can't tell the difference between fat and muscle
The woman is clearly carrying more fat behind her femur and clearly has a feminine bubble-butt.
>>35532668
>implying those are negatives for him
>>35532416
Are you retarded? 90% of crossfit is lifting. C&J, Snatch, DL, Front and Back Squats, etc
>>35532720
crossfit girls weigh like 180 pounds, you probably wouldn't be able to pick them up if you tried
>>35532312
This happened.
>>35532295
Dat bish mirin in da backgrund
>>35532762
He means he doesn't want to do stupid shit like deadlifting for time
>>35532475
>>35532497
Whats that structure in the background of pic?
>>35532808
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ostankino_Tower
>>35532312
>actually believing this
>>35532668
>man's ballsack
I was at a party once, made it with this girl who just sucked off a dude (I found this out later).
Her breath smelled like balls. It was really fucking hot.
My ex would lick my gooch very frequently, then we'd make out afterwards. She smelled like my sweaty pubes. It was really hot also.
Dem pheromones man
>>35532801
>deadlifting for time
What does that even mean? Don't you still do a certain amount of reps then rest even if you're not doing Crossfit?
>>35532808
ostankino tower, very soviet
>>35532821
Jesus man. This is too gay even for /fit/
>>35532828
How is it not clear? Crossfitters perform exercises for time. For example they'll load up their 1.5x bw on the bar, and then compete to see who can do the most reps of that within 60 seconds. Or who can bang out X number of reps in the fastest time. Some shit like that. Shits retarded.
>>35532248
do you think you could grip muh dick so hard with your kegals I couldn't pull it out?
>>35533080
>some shit like that
You seem to be a subject matter expert.
>Paying crossfit box prices to pick up chicks
At that point it'd probably be cheaper to just call an escort service and ask for one with a six pack.
>>35533211
>Leopard print
>Belt that gets thicker in the back
D R O P P E D
Why can't all women look like this?
>>35532227
>paying for cross shit to get girls
you might as well just get a hooker
it'd be cheaper
>>35533218
If they make escorts like pic related, please tell me where to find them.
I would lick the swet from her ass crack, between her spinal erectors, up to her traps, and then PIITB.
>>35533232
wft the two furthest to the right look like they have hcg gut
>>35533232
Holy FUCK the gut on #11. Is that HGH or just overdeveloped abs due to roid usage?
>>35532248
>so much shit you do is with partners
Like what?
>>35533281
14 has similarly built abs, yet her stomach doesn't protrude as much.
>>35533281
>>35533262
>>35533306
I think it's hot. A nice thick blocky core that has 500lbs of humping force ;)
>>35533245
perfection
>>35533346
legit fridge
>>35533346
1000/10 would smash and breed with
>>35533373
this is what I'm talking about... "wanna wrestle?"
>>35532659
Easier to find
>>35532765
>crossfit girls weigh like 180 pounds, you probably wouldn't be able to pick them up if you tried
>Projecting
Just because you have trouble lifting 180 doesn't mean all of us do.
I don't like these bodies. They look like shit. I'll take either a skinny & fit cardio bunny or a high test sloot not these Lee Priest midsection lookin fuckeroos.
>>35533520
Get off /fit/ John you need more money
>>35533520
This.
High test or standard "fit girl" type.
Don't want no no-tit fridgemode.
>>35532227
hate those fucking tats.. I don't care what else a grill has if she's tatted like that you can have her.. now the one she's grabbing will do just fine..
you can tell she disliked the degenerate grabbing her... her instincts are right..
>>35532274
top kek bru
What kind of gear does your average crossfit chick use?
>>35533554
>>35532821
>>35532338
you're dumb af
>>35532528
I wonder what it's like to be a being of pure airbrush
>>35532659
Big clits are awesome.
>>35532248
do you kip when you fuck too?
If I didn't have a gf who loved me I would totally want a crossfit girl
>>35532248
1000 instant replies ;)
>>35532312
Sounds too good to be true. Thanks for giving us hope though
>>35532248
all these new fags eating this shit up hahaha
btw I'm zyzz AMA
>>35533080
You don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Please kill yourself for being this stupid.
Crossfit is okay. But forging elite fitness? nah! They turn strength training into a race, when it should be about strength training. Ive been doing pullups for 10 years now and as I progress, the reps/sets go down but the quality and difficulty goes up. Crossfit does the exact opposite. Don't get me wrong, its decent but its nothing new. They just take exercises and combine them and give them a name like "SUZIE" and do it against a time limit, that's it! No elite athlete does Crossfit.
>>35533748
Underrated post. kek
Crossfit is shit tier
>>35533232
Golemette get ye gone!
If you like sterile man girls who have washed out of every sport, and enjoy partaking in hive mind mentality, then sure go for it.
>>35532274
>>35533748
They probably raced to orgasm for time too.
>>35534149
kekle my shekels
Holy. Fucking. Shit.
These bodies are my ideal body, hands down. Holy shieet.
Now, tell me, what kind of gear I gotta take to look like that? I got more muscle than an average chick already, but I want moar! (I'm a female, keep that in mind.)
So what do I have to do?
>>35534364
anavar is good for chicks, decent gains and no nasty "my clit is now a penis" side effects
>>35533866
Are we all gonna make it?
>>35534364
Ostarine and mk677.
>>35534364
anavar
but,don't be a fucking fool. do your research
>>35532227
are you sure you aren't gay? Its okay if you are. I personally can't stand Crossfit chicks. Or Crossfit in general. But Crossfit chicks are not my thing. Its not feminine and they look ridiculous.
>>35534109
>le cookies meme is still goin strong
well hot damn
>>35532405
virgin detected!
>>35532528
Wanna know how i know you're a confused virgin dumbfuck?
>>35533520
hi virgin
>>35534559
are you sure you aren't a virgin who's never seen a bald pussy?
>>35533232
The joke is all these women would have insane sexy feminine athletic physiques if they'd just lay off the fucking hormones.
These chicks have to be fucking nutty daddy issue to the max to have this kind of dysmorphia.
Between that and rhabdo chasing I can't imagine the levels of batshit crazy at your average 'box'.
>>35535178
Crazy in the head = crazy in bed m8
>>35533346
>tfw a woman has my goal fridgemode
>>35533346
10/10 would store groceries in.
>>35532274
If you don't have a burning desire to impregnate pic related and lick her juicy pale Nordic type II clad body, you're a raging faggot
>>35535489
I'd make love to her, but she needs more body fat is she is gonna bare my childrens.
I love muscley women's bodies as long as they are not fridgemode and they have a decent amount of body fat like 15-20%
>>35535489
She looks like a dude bro
>>35535532
Tell that to my cock faggot
>>35533346
this is actually how a woman with high test looks-like.
>>35535418
True true. Clean and jerks for time would probably have some good carry over too ;^)
Not sure about dem kipping handjobs though.
This cow does cf at my gym. Woodberry/10 though she thinks she's the authority on lifting coz she studies sports psychology and has been doing cf for like 8 months. Almost chundered when I saw her trying to deadlift 80kg.... also hogs the squat racks doing 30kg split jerks and is generally fucking rude.
>>35535720
she's a mega qt, could deal with annoying personality
>>35533346
mirin brickmode
>>35533346
Who the fuck brings baking spray to the beach?
>>35534755
I was just going to reply that I haven't seen it in ages. And I lurk every single day for an hour or so.
>>35532405
This is the body of photoshoop.
I have a degree in chemical engineering and girls like this add me all the time on Facebook.
I think if you want girls who mire their own physique you need to bring something to the table other than raw strength, they don't care about that shit, any man can go to the gym and work out and get big muscles.
How many of you can do PDE's on dynamic fluid flow phenomena? Shit like that gets Crossfit girls wet as fuck. Not even joking.
They see your brain, and want their children to have it.
Go out there and hit the books, anon. That's your only way to get a Crossfit girl.
>>35535489
This anon gets it.
What the fuck people, this is annie you raging faggots. No offence gay anons.
>>35532405
your comment is so stupid it literally made me want to take a shit, brb
>>35532312
>writing like a male telling that you are a girl
you are doing it wrong
>all these closet homos saying it's gay to not be attracted to an overtly masculine physique
Just be honest with yourself guy, you wanna fuck a bro. That's cool.
>>35536550
>getting smart for women
Even more degenerate than lifting for girls
"girl" on the left looks like a guy in a wig.
Try swimmers man - some of the hottest girls around and you get to see them in swimsuits all the time and you get pretend that you're swimming when you "accidentally" grab their ass.
>>35532274
>>35536550
>They see your brain, and want their children to have it.
They see your brain, the money you're gonna make, and want themselves to have it.
>>35532312
Someone link that thread of yesterday i believe please, this is the female perspective, obviously fake tho
>>35532408
>>35532512
another bisex fag here as well
i like feminine women and masculine men. only faggots like anything inbetween.
>>35532361
underrated
>>35538077
>Being a bisex but still faggot
>Calling other people faggots as an insult?
>>35532361
kek
>>35532405
no, this: >>35532295
is a body of a man
>>35533346
being atracted to that makes you much gayier than being atracted to a shemale
>He's so gay he doesn't have sex with men to prove he isn't a homosexual
Why do you hate yourself so much?
>>35533346
ill just leave this here
>>35538240
goal body
>>35536550
>this much masturbation in one post
>>35533568
why would crossfitters need dragon themed lifting plugs?
>>35532353
is 400lbs a lot? the first pr i set was 369. and that was after squats. granted i am a fat shit
>>35536550
>ChemE
Faggot. Kill yourself, that's not real engineering.
>EE master race reporting
>>35538306
For a woman? yes. that's a lot.
>only fridgemode girls can achieve that
>fapfapfap
>>35538314
>what a cross fit man girl looks like
>what a olympic level athlete looks like
>>35538333
The Trips of truth.
>>35533748
>>35538240
i lol'd hard
>>35538314
Tbh m8, the real smarties go IE and go into management.
And there are more girls in IE, so it's easier to find a smart girl to fuck.
>>35538338
notice how the USA sucks at weightlifting?
>>35538403
>finding a smart girl to have sex with
>you could get a dumb qt who will let you smash raw instead
????
>>35536550
I have a degree in Chem E and I can confirm that PDEs do not get girls wet.
>>35532408
I aglee 100%. But I also like the extreme of small long haired twinks and petite grills. Fluffy but stacked can be okay on occasion.
>>35538432
So you have a pretty good understanding of the processes found in chemical manufacturing, rather than the effects of PED's on the arousal of female lifters? Stop flaunting your engineering degree it is unbecoming.
>>35532312
1. if this happened: you need to be shredded for this to be a possibility, right?
2. if this didn't: shame on you. try harder.
>>35533346
She looks exactly like my brother who wrestled in college.
>>35533245
unfortunate, the shadow cast by her bathing suit bottom strings
who was that one cf slut with the eyebrows that had all the sexy diddys? need the name for research purposes.....
came buckets
>>35538572
Lauren Fisher.
>>35533346
Is she stuffed a sock down there and took off her top, no one would have any idea it's a woman
Not even kidding
>>35538240
lold
>>35538664
who's this handsome young man?
>>35538664
Didn't she actually get banned for pissing hot on a test?
I first saw crossfit chicks in the wild about 4 years ago at a weightlifting competition, when weightlifting was just starting to get popular in mainstream fitness and crossfit, and crossfitters were starting to enter weightlifting competitions. They were all extremely hot, fit, and femininely muscular. It was pretty distracting trying to load the bar and spectate when there were booty-shorted crossfit chicks foam rolling in front of me for like four hours. They make regular attractive women look like weak, lazy, skinnyfat, unconfident bitches who think they are hot but are just useless.
But all the crossfit guys were tall, handsome chisel-jawed muscular guys. Crossfit chicks might be hot, but they have their choice of attractive men. Plebs have no chance. Plus, crossfiters throw money into their hobby like you would not believe. It is perfectly normal in their mind to spend hundreds of dollars a month to lift weights in an empty room with a jungle gym bolted to the wall, and to spend thousands on workout clothes, equipment, and supplements. So not only are they fit and attractive, but they have money to burn.
Crossfitters are in another league.
i really want to see a trend of photoshopping men's chests onto crossfit chick's bodies
>>35533281
I'm pretty sure she's just inhaling.
>>35533281
annie definitely has an hgh gut
>>35537657
>
I can't even mire this pic any more ever since anon went on a rant about that fucking hat.
>>35532338
Trick to this working is not to look like an ugly creep.
>>35538403
IE master race
>>35539339
Internet Explorer?
>>35533232
so many bad postures in the photo.
>>35533346
This is just because of her bone structure right? Muscle is not going to magically make your hips smaller right?
>scared
>>35535605
Sorta. You get what you train though.
Why white? Are you an urban youth OP?
>>35539007
GTFO in another league speak for yourself. Look if you want to bang a girl whos built like the son of Hercules then go ahead, but don't act like they are hotter than some chick who eats well and exercises moderately. I don't want a woman who looks like a man in a dress.
>>35539007
You sound like a cuck
>>35537657
GOD
THAT FUCKING
STUPID
FUCKING
HAT
I CAN'T REMEMBER WHEN I FIRST SAW THIS PICTURE
PROBABLY A FEW FUCKING YEARS AGO
BUT EVERY FUCKING TIME
I SEE THIS GOD DAMN PICTURE
I GET FUCKING PISSED
BECAUSE OF THAT STUPID
FUCKING
HAT
IT'S SO FUCKING STUPID
FUCKING FUCK SHIT
FUCK
THAT
FUCKING
HAT
FUCK HER AND FUCK THAT HAT
I'M NOT EVEN SAYING FUCK HER BECAUSE SHE'S A CHICK, NAH, FUCK HER BECAUSE SHE'S WEARING THAT STUPID AS FUCK FUCKING HAT FUCKING HELL
>>35539445
They weren't like the roided out women in this thread, they just had the kinds of bodies women build from kicking their asses at exercise for once in their life. Most women go their whole lives without actually exerting themselves. Crossfit has made it acceptable for them actually go for it, and that lets them build some shapely quads and glutes, and get some thickness in the upper body so they don't look like skeletons with skin the way most chicks think they want to look like. If you actually spend some time around these women, you notice the difference between them and the average hot girl who does zero exercise and the cardio bunny pink dumbbell curlers.
>>35539530
u ok senpai
>>35539562
NO
FUCK
THAT
HAT
>>35534755
These cookies will never go stale
>>35539575
but she looks so cute and quirky wearing it
>>35536550
In the Biomedical Science lab at my University there's a smoking hot Italian Crossfit girl doing her PHD
She's pretty much got everything I'm guessing she has to have teeth in her vagina to make up for it or something
>>35539530
I feel you m8. It's just like chicks who wear these stupid fucking hats and think they're soooo preppy but in reality they're just shallow cunts
>>35539998
oi theres nothing wrong with big hats like in your pic related
>>35539409
asian women are too small and black chicks actually are men.
if latinas and indians/arabs did crossfit i'd be all into them too.
>>35535605
High Test does not mean the woman has High Testosterone you fucking idiot.
>>35538050
kek
>>35538878
She's a woman you dumbfuck!
>>35538240
Moot?
>>35538664
Wow. Who?
>>35532274
Side Status
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>>35532526
Becuase faggots need to be eradicated
>>35532227
>crossshit
>fucking your shit up
>for single middle aged women
>for 150$/month
I am currently working on turning my gf into a lifting girl.
Meet a girl who is into running/athletics/general fitness and get her to lift with you more often. 90% of the best women out there were made that way by an ex boyfriend or their dad.
>>35538314
>got 80k out of the gate doing EE
>Chem guys are unemployed
GG no re
>>35539007
Wow what box do you go to brah?
>>35538240
Haha no legs what a faggot
>>35541873
Who?
>>35532274
