Anybody on /fit/ ever been to prison or a long time in jail?
Let's hear your story.
I'll start with 2nd post.
Age convicted: 19
Crime: 2nd Degree Murder
Sentence: 20 years
>With girl for 5 years
>After graduation we move in together
>Things going great
>Loved this girl
>Come home early from work one day started raining in town and I work outside
>She's home, odd since she works day shift
> Go in through the basement cause my boots are muddy
Cont'd?
>>35530901
No thanks, dont care about shit that didnt happen. try /b/
>>35530908
on the floor, dinosaur
skele popped out
olol rick roll candlejack
mememememe
etc etc
>>35530908
let me guess
>find girl in bed with nigger
>smash both their heads in
>???
>profit
>>35530934
Choose not to believe it. That's cool. I'll post it anyway.
>>35530901
Well I've worked in one for about 8 years at this point, but at a comfy Northern European prison where I play foosball with the inmates and they cook their own dinners.
There's occasionally a violent/tough guy type, but they're quickly diagnosed with mental illnesses and taken away to the clinical care facilities, where it's just depressing really. They're basically brain dead from meds and just lay in their beds shitting themselves and crying after a few weeks.
>Go up the stairs
>Don't hear tv or radio
>Think she might be asleep
>Turn down the hall
>Hear bed creaking
>Hellnaw
>Rush in the room
>She's riding some dude in our bed
>They see me and jump up
>She's crying and apologizing
>He's trying to get dressed
This is forever imprinted in my mind
Cont'd?
>>35530954
Consider not doing so, faggot.
>See his dick as he pulls up his pants
>Its fucking 10 inches long
>He leaves
>Kick my girl out
>Few weeks later
>Can't stop thinking about that beautiful throbbing dick
>See guy at the mall
>Follow him home
Cont'd?
>I grab the 12 guage I keep on my side of the bed
>Nearest to the door
>Shoot this guy basically point blank with 00 Buck
>Blood everywhere
>She's screaming covered in blood
>Put the gun down
>Walk to the kitchen, sit down, call the cops and wait
>Almost like slingblade
>Plead guilty to 2nd degree murder
>20 years in state prison
>Released 2 and a half years ago
>>35530954
>I'll post it anyway.
Then why do you ask?
>Looking at guys dick through the window
>Someone comes up behind and grabs me
>I cant fight him off, hes just too strong
>black out
>wake up in a cold storage unit
>Tied to a chair, big dick guy and a giant man I dont recognize standing over me
Cont'd?
>>35531015
>cops broke down the door
>i was all like on the floor do the dinosaur
>ahahahah rick-rolled.meme
lol totally trolled you guys like candlejack wa
>>35531047
Pre typed
>>35531054
>Big guy look familar
>Hes covered in tats
>Could it be?...
>C'MON TIME TO LEAVE HUMANITY BEHIND
>Each of them grab one of my arms and begin to pump it, stopping only to pour scoops of disgusting powder into my mouth
Cont'd?
>The pumping goes on for about 36 days
>I cant take any more
>Break out of my bindings with my new 40 inch cannons
>Tear my captors apart like paper
>cop walks in
>get twenty billion back to back life sentences on account of not having a shred of humanity left
Cont'd?
>Finally get out
Cont'd?
>Too mutated to re-intergrate back into society
>Skin turned totally translucent from all the sick cuts I was forced to make, look like a baby fish
>Have to live in a swamp
>Have to type this story out on a computer made from wood and onions
>And the proms tomorrow
what do I do /fit/?
>>35531163
omg bro so hardcore i give mad fist bumps and neck nuzzles to you bro
god lift you up where you belong
>>35530901
>be police officer
>tfw you need to control someone that could literally beat you and your partner to death with his bare hands
And that is why I lift
>>35530901
>get on my knees and suck his giant dick
>girlfriend tries to take the dick
>I OHP her into the ceiling
>swallow beautiful dick semen
>we get married
>girl files case against me for rape
>go to jail
Cont'd?
