why are you lifting?
for girls
>>35526851
because all i have left is my body and i refuse to leave this earth before i can see what my body is capable of
>>35526851
i think, actually they make a cute couple
u gonna hate me bro? who knows, maybe he got so fat being unhappy in life and this sweet girl will bring out the best in him and he will lose weight
>>35526851
So it's easier to sleep with that guy's girlfriend
Reminder that confidence is much much more important than looks when it comes to getting women.
For some, like myself, with lifting comes confidence.
Others, most likely the guy in the webm, are born with it.
>>35526851
You mean the girl who suffers from low self-esteem issues so she dates way, way down? Who do you think posts about how their GF cheated on them after years of relationship: this guy.
>>35526878
tldr girls
narcissism
>>35526851
>how to spot a man with money.webm
>>35526950
This.
>>35526878
This.
also
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I don't want to die early of obesity-related diseases
I want to be able to see the full length of my dingus
Having abs would be very nice
I don't want to jump through ridiculous social hoops to be treated like a normal person anymore
>>35527016
This is AGDQ, he's probably a mediocre speed runner. They're either streamers or have some dayjob, none of them are rich.
>>35527102
>I don't want to die early of obesity-related diseases
I want to die as soon as possible.
>I want to be able to see the full length of my dingus
It doesn't matter to me, no GF.
>Having abs would be very nice
Why?
>I don't want to jump through ridiculous social hoops to be treated like a normal person anymore
I get treated like a normal human being literally everywhere, except for the internet.
>>35526851
Because I don't have anything better to do and it's better than to say at home.
>>35527103
real life is not a disney movie, anon
girls are shallow just like guys are, he has to have money if he doesnt have looks.
>>35527119
You're lying and or in denial about all those things, fatty
>literally not wanting to make it
>>35527058
I find this exceedingly profound. Thank you.
>>35527144
Is that hard to believe that the guy probably just has some confidence and actually knows how to get a girl?
Strong people are harder to kill than weak people, and more useful in general.
>>35527171
girls dont go after attractive guys for no reason, dude.
if you dont have looks you need money. that is life in a nutshell.
>>35527167
Don't forget to tip your fedora on the way out.
>>35527163
No, all of those are correct.
When I used to have hair, I used to look like the guy in OPs webm (but with about 50 fewer pounds).
>>35527119
Every person who loses the weight is glad they did so. Why wouldn't you want to feel better?
>>35527144
Maybe he just has a huge dick? Also, le nerd culture xddd
>>35527202
Because I want my life to end as soon as possible but can't commit suicide. Same reason why I smoke and drink, I hate both of those things but they'll kill me sooner.
>>35526851
i want to crush my enemies skulls someday with my hands, squeezing their heads
>>35526851
Because i wanna look like tiny
>>35526851
To get strong? Shit, you fags make everything so complicated.
>>35527182
Double virgin sprinkled with extra friendzone detected
:^)
>>35527233
would you date a fat girl?
same principle
>>35527211
Pussy. Kill yourself now and stop delaying it.
>>35526851
>that webm
dude what
>>35527258
No, I love my mother and it would crush her if I did that.
I would expect any girl I date to not be a heffalump, so I will hold myself to the same standard.
>>35527252
Women don't view men as men view women you stupid fucking cuck
Go jerk off some more cause you've clearly never gotten laid
>>35526851
>dadbod is real
>lifters on suicide watch
>playing video games semi-professionally gets you hot grills
>>35527242
pls be a hooker
>>35527242
she was molested by a mall santa
>this thread
>>35527302
I'm so sorry that your dad is so disgustingly fat.
>>35527306
Probably a feeder fetish.
>>35526851
I want to be admired.
>>35527328
This thread is literally sour grapes: the thread.
I want to join the army and die as soon as possible. The army maximises my chances. If I survive I'll do underwater welding
>>35527242
Prostitutes are awesome
>>35527301
what?
women are more shallow than we are dude
>>35527330
He was, coupled with stress it killed him at 43, cancer.
>>35527330
Hey bud. I see you are attempting to act like a tough guy. Making some witty ass implication like you're something special. You aren't though, you are a pathetic dyel attempting to fit in with the big boys. I can imagine just how many times you have referred to the amount of scoops someone takes or how much you tell someone not to reply to you. It is all just a ridiculous show to delude yourself into thinking you're one of us. The thing is m8, to get to my level you need levels of discipline that would leave you bed-ridden. I have complete and utter control over what goes into my mouth and nothing in the gym can prevent me from achieving my fitness goals. Maybe you can achieve some kind of solace in the fact that you're lean, but we hate skellies just as much as hamgalaxies. Please leave this board, the adults are going to continue posting just fine without you.
>>35526851
>that guy looks identical to me
fuck
>>35526851
>implying she isn't just messaging Jamal
>>35527349
tell us your story bro
>>35527443
What the fuck are you doing on /fit/ then?
>>35526851
1) To get better at fighting.
2) To look awesome naked.
>>35527368
You're completely out of touch with reality
Just go over to r9k and stay there you virgin gymcel
>>35526904
>>>THIS
Girls have become so savage with me since i got fit.
>Had a girl meet me for a date before picking her man up from the airport.
>Had another one fuck me until she had to go spend the night with her man.
>>35527492
>in my mind it was real
>>35527058
Dat gyno
>>35527349
What made you this way anon?
>>35527182
>there are no such things as exceptions
You do know that there are that 2% of the female population who dont care about looks don't you?
>>35527519
It happens anon. Usually the woman who do this shit aren't happy with their relationship but feel trapped for one reason or the other. It's really easy to notice them.
>>35527561
Females look for these things in order from greatest to least:
>confidence
>status
>money
>looks
Men look for:
>looks
Anyone claiming otherwise is either underage and just parroting memes they read on 4chan or is a hopeless gymcel
>>35527519
found the virgin
>>35527561
there is absolutely no reason to be attracted to a fat man or woman physically
>>35527601
>sexual attraction is logical or follows reason
Ha!
for her
>>35527629
>being sexually attracted to obviously unhealthy individuals
I wonder what kind of a disorder would produce that.
>>35526851
to be able to get hotter girls like pic related
>she´s nothing more than 5or6/10
I lift in hopes of one day getting a hi-test goddess to take my seed.
>>35527287
Pretty much this. Why should I expect my gf to look good if I look like shit?
>>35527675
Because she's a woman and you're a man?
>>35527648
>weight is an indicator of health
The 1950s called, they want their pseudoscience back
>>35527481
back to lookshitsm
>>35527687
>thinking I want a woman who puts up with laziness and gluttony
You might as well tell us what fedora you're wearing while you're at it.
>>35527740
>wanting a woman who tries to think for herself or has the guts to demand something from you
>>35527753
not him but you might aswell get a dog m8
>>35527701
*tips fedora
>>35527460
Trying to get fit obv. Also /fhg/ threads.
Because I need to defend myself from thugs when I go to Poland this summer. And for the ladies
I just found out my grandfather had a stroke and is in the hospital. He smokes a lot. And is a trucker so he isn't very mobile.
He's not even my mom's father, he's her step father. But he's the only grandfather I've ever had (my dad's dad died due to alcoholism before I was born).
Today I lifted for my grandfather. He's 66.
>>35527881
poland is safe place
unless you arent white
>>35527167
I'm with you nigga those words are a breath of fresh air
>>35526878
>>35527058
Let's be real here, the vast majority of people do it for girls because they have a shallow personality.
>>35526851
Because I can, and I should.
i started lifting to get girls. i stuck with it because i found getting stronger to be rewarding in itself.
>>35527457
>>35527525
I wish there was cool story to green text but there's nothing, everything is so average and boring in my life that I fear it'll stay like that forever so I want to live an uncommon life and not sit at a desk for a job I don't like until I die. I know this really sounds like one of the most first world problem to exist but it guinely scares me.
>>35528072
Genuinely*
>want to be big an intimidating
>want to be strong
>want to be manly
>want to attract women
>>35527433
Is this a new pasta?
>>35527282
She'll get over it
>>35528072
I'm so glad that i knew it i wanted to be a pilot since i was so young, never worrying about what my future would be getting a dead end shit job
>>35527242
Didnt this guy like, win the lottery or something if i recall?
>>35528191
seriously .... f**k you this is really helping others you know?
>>35526851
>>35527644
Delete this.
>>35527597
lmao
Your female tier is spot on (although it can vary depending on the woman) but you are proyecting your insecurities so badly that it's laughable, or maybe you haven't dated many women.
I've dated many stunning women who were a pain in the ass because they were shallow and boring, in the end the only reward was fucking them but that was a pain in the ass too because you have to pamper them like first time parents pamper their abusive kid in a toy's r us.
On the other hand, I've quickly fell in love with two girls. They weren't the prettiest women I've been, they didn't have a perfect body like other girls I've dated. But their attitude and their way of thinking really got me. First one didn't work out, I was too agressive. The second one seems to be a perfect catch for me.
>>35526851
psychological health
low intensity cardio and lifting weights cure my anxiety and i'm convinced they do it in a chemical way
it's exactly like i'm taking my medicine of something. If i don't do it for 2-3 days i start feeling like SHIT again
aesthetics are nice too of course but it's more like a bonus for me
>>35526851
>a attractive girl has a weird sexual fetish for fag ugly guys
>many other women who think their disgusting and are willing to fuck me many times over
Yeah sure I lift for crazy weeaboo dork bitches.
>>35528072
being bored of your life and wanting to die as soon as possible are two different things mang.
you could meet an amazing woman one day who will turn around your life and make you want to be a better person.
Or get a hobby
or get a job you like
or do whatever the fuck you want, you'll die anyway eventually.
>>35527144
real life isn't the internet..
literally, like, 30% of the couples are an attractive man/woman with an unattractive woman/man
amazing isn't? an actual relationship is about more than just looks
>>35528396
me too brah
The feeling I get when I drive home after the gym or walk back to my house as a cool down after a night run are unparalleled. Borderline spiritual desu. I wish I could exist in those moments for the rest of my life.
>tfw finish a 7k run and walk through the park looking at the stars listening to ambient music
Because looks are my only hope. I have to compensate for my boring personality. I thank god for blessing me with a pretty face, otherwise I'd be fucked.
>>35527597
correction faggot
YOU look for
>looks
other men might look for
>looks
>personality
>status
>education
>w/e floats your boat
I like doing something physical each day. Either running, lifting, or sports with bros. Helps me get to sleep since I'm more physically tired.
>>35527692
>I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT GENDERFLUID WHALEKIN TRANS-NIGGER WOMYN AND I CAN BE HEALTHY AT 400LBS! HEALTHY AT EVERY SIZE!
Tumblr called, they want their pseudoscience back.
>>35527597
>confidence
Meme. It doesn't mean anything. Confidence comes from all those other things.
>>35528466
bruh men don't give a fuck about status because we don't have to piggy back on it like other women. Just looks and personality. education comes into personality, if you want someone who's ambitious then they'll need an education etc. etc.
you're right about everything else tho
>>35527692
bait.jpg
>>35526851
for martial arts desu senpai
>>35528540
I know quite a few ambitious guys that grew up in "successful families" that totally look for status in a woman, proven by the ones they have dated and the ones they have rejected
they look for success in a woman
i'm not saying it's the norm but it's a thing
>>35527103
>They're either streamers or have some dayjob, none of them are rich.
Do you know how much money the bigger streamers can make senpai? Even speedshitters
>>35528540
>>35528658
to give you an example, think of guys who want to be politicians, or people from lawyer families etc
>>35527488
>M-m-mmmmmmm'ladddy *tip tip tip*
ftfy
>>35526896
Why do you feel the need to defend this couple that you don't know personally
>>35527908
A lot of football hooligans. Also I would like to be able to drink more beer.
>>35527102
So I take it you do cardio then? Because if you only lift then you will die early of a heart attack or heart-related disease
>>35528685
I come from a lawyer family. Insofar as both of my parents are lawyers.
Do I look for status in a chick? Mate, I just look for anybody with a vagina who's willing to fuck me to be honest.
I do know what you mean though, it's just my parents divorced and left me a bitter lonely autist - I know many other kids from my school from lawyer/doctor/whatever families and yes, it's exactly how you describe.
>>35528442
life would be a lot easier if it was that way
>at least then I would know for sure there was no point in trying
Used to be for girls until I realized that personality is what will get you better quality girls more consistently. Now I lift because I want to feel secure in how I perceive myself and because I want to live as long as I can.
>>35527644
I blow up ur waifu with a grenade launcher
>>35529897
you can lift all you want and still be unhealthy. people who live long usually have strict diets and dedicated to healthiness some of them don't even lift
lifting =/= longevity
>>35527223
If you want to look like a monkey, go play Jumanji
>>35527242
What the fuck is this
>>35527433
Either this is courgetti or you are fucking lost m8
>>35527481
I've been gone for a week. Wtf is gymcels?
To keep my family, friends and country safe with the help of God The Almighty.
>>35528337
why?
