GET THE FUCK IN HERE IT'S TIME TO GET FUCKING HUUUUUUUUGE
>51/50
>"2 scoops and I almost had a heart attack in the gym" - Rich Piana
Ep1:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO90ywHneUg
Ep2:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNz07U4Fy5k
Ep3:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9po4oo2TkM
Ep4:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnt6u2cB5hc
LETS FUCKING LEAVE HUMANITY BEHIND
>>35526107
Sticky!!!!!!!!!!
CMON
His chin strap face fuzz is hideous
>>35526107
>driving in the rain with your knees while eating.
Please Rich be safe ;_;
god damn, you forgot your food? nom nom nom
>>35526107
>just got my bcaas, liver and hair pills on the mail.
I'm fucking ready, C'MOOOOOOOOON.
>>35526107
HELL YEAH BOII
WE NEED TO STICKY THIS SHIT
best video series in history of humanity
>>35526107
Where do I get my MAC TRUCC signed b&w 8x10??
This series is entertaining as fuck
Are they shakes or real food??? I don't know what to pick.
TYPE BIG TO GET BIG CMON
What BCAAs does rich take?
also what BCAAs do you take? and why?
im about to go to the store and get some, gonna start sipping it in the morning and throughout the day like rich... thoughts or advice? says jack shit about BCAAs in the sticky
>>35527292
All day you may is the brand
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15Lq-X-Sqf4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oHow-4Uw-w
>>35526107
how do i become a 5%er /fit/?
>>35527406
eat big
kill shit
do whatever it takes
C'MON
repeat those 4 steps 2-3 times a day
My name is Rich Piana. I'm 44 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my nipples are a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After i Remove the ice pack I used two scoops of a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use four scoops of whey isolate, then ten scoops of creatine monohydrate, and after my shower eighteen scoops of mutant mass. Then I inject twenty scoops of real food directly into my intestines which I leave to digest for ten minutes while I prepare my synthol injections. I always use a synthol solution with little or no alcohool, because alcohol dries your muscles out and makes you look older. Then HGH, then test, tren, mast, deca, equipoise, npp followed by d-ball, winny, superdrol and finally a shot of HCG. There is an idea of a Rich Piana. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I am simply not human.
>>35527417
Bateman approves
KEK, THIS WILL BE MY NEW FAVORITE PASTA
>>35527417
just imagine a 44 year old Rich Piana from another dimension who has always been natty meeting the actual Rich Piana from our world. it's incredible how hormones can change people when taken in ridiculous amounts. makes me think if they should even be produced.
>>35527417
He is such a fucking meme.
>>35527417
Glad you like my comment anon
That limo scene in the beginning was such a relief, every other video with Rich is in a loud or echo-y place, plus he is so fucking loud. Pianoman needs to put some acoustic foam in his damn house.
>>35527652
>tfw Piana means foam in polish so every time you read his name it's Rich Foam to you
>>35527399
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfFo-hK5dgk
>Still no episode 4
CMON
>>35527172
wow his hair was bad there
>>35527652
Its so cringy when people like Rich & Mac Trucc act like they're big stuff and its all limos, synthol and rock n roll.
>"That's how we do it"
> No its not, people who do it like that don't act like a moron who thinks we've never seen a limo before.
>>35527417
Somebody screen cap this shit. Now.
>>35527417
>Only eighteen scoops of mutant mass
Psssh, One day you may
>>35527818
desperately showing off is what he does for a living
How many days is he going to continue doing this?
inb4 Rich dies one day in may
>>35527250
underrated kek
>>35527250
Underrated!
Damn I don't think he will do it but every day a 20+ minutes video for the next 3 months?
Fucking motivational!
>>35528101
3 or 4 months IIRC
>>35526851
>>35527250
Underrated KEK
Is anyone actually doing this?? I'm only watching because I want to watch rich piana but I don't think anyone is seriously planning to eat 12 times a day
>>35528349
only 5% of people in this thread are doing it
>>35527250
kek'd hard
'remember guys this isn't food this is a shake'
'i don't count this as food this is a snack'
ready for more piana ments as the series goes along
>>35528373
kek im sure he will come up with at least 5 quotes in the next few months that'll go down in /fit/ history
>>35528385
is he training for the final phase of his program where he will consume one of his 12 meals while doing shrugs ?
>>35528385
Do exaggerated facial expressions add to the pump?
>belt
>1 pl8
CMOOOON MACTRUC
>>35527250
>8
>ed
Seriously, real question.
When's the last time you think Rich really had sex? C'MON he's gotta be impotent right, and viagra would certainly kill him right.
Is he really going to post a video everyday? If so, and already, it's like watching the same video over and over
Anyone here doing what he is doing?
I'm kind of doing what he is doing, by adding meals every other week, minus all the meme supplements
>>35526107
His whole kitchen is full with supplements. His bedroom looks like a brothel. This shit is hilarious.
>>35529199
>meme supplements
Based piano
>>35529436
That's what it takes
you can't be a 5%er and live in a normal house. it's a lifestyle
>>35529507
I'm talking about his goddam stupid bcaas and pwo and "real food"
>>35528359
Surely you would let rich do it first and see if he survives
>>35529436
Bedsheets as curtains in the bedroom, minifridge by the bed, posters on the wall, christmas lights.... it's the RA in your dorm freshman year.
>there exists a parallel universe in which you lift with the piano man 24/7 :')
THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxEPV4kolz0
>>35526107
If Rich makes it alive, kids should learn about him in schools.
>>35528052
If we would live in a time and age, where a comfy basement was a symbol of status we would probably see your videos twice a day.
>>35529049
Isn't test supposed to give you crazy sex drive?
>"Hey fucking guys its fucking Rich fuckin 5 fuckin % Piano fuckin gonna get big fuckin today and shit fuck"
>>35529833
>not https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0dWcAzeKe4&index=1&list=PLTuUNq3p__ApYncGXnBjuZjKSGe9Z1OiV
>>35529049
Imagine if him and Sara were both somehow fertile and had a son
Sticky pls.
Also the Patrick Bateman comment and several others are gold.
Last digit if your post is how many scoops you take right fucking now CUMON
>>35530925
Rolling to do WHATEVER IT TAKES
>>35530963
THREE SCOOPS, C'MON
>>35526107
Is rich gonna get cucked by mac truccck?
>>35527417
Top kek anon
Trips is how many reps you do for your feeder workouts
I use to think this guy was just a maymay but these videos are fucking humanizing him..holy shit.
>>35531069
>tfw rich is not actually leaving humanity behind, but coming closer to it
Why is Rich so likeable?
Like everything tells me that this guy should be the biggest dickhead in existence and in some ways he is, but damn I really cant hate him.
>>35531134
This. The fact that this program or his reckless driving and lifestyle in general could kill him makes me genuinely sad for him,
>>35527106
It seems like he's doing all these unsafe stunts to impress the viewers. I doubt he would drive like that for so long if he was alone.
Really hope he doesn't end up killing himself with this shit.
RARE PIANO
>>35531134
Might be because i think he really does want to help people gain size
>>35531207
RARE PIANO PART 2, /fit/'s challenge is to guess which one is photoshopped
>>35526107
>people actually pay attention to this overcompensating, insecure, tiny penis manlet who will die in a couple of weeks due to literal decades of getting his buddies to inject chemicals up his ass finally catching up to him
LMFAO.
The whole thing, his whole life is just so sad, he is trapped by his image of being fuckhuge. He probably doesn't value his life anymore, just want to make a living as he obviously has money problems. He's gonna kill himself with this project, and we are witnessing it.
[spoiler]Would bang his wife tho, if "she" kept her mouth shut[/spoiler]
Rich needs to hold a raffle, where the winner gets to live in a spare bedroom for a year. Film it and do a daily Rich diary behind the scenes. $100 a ticket, and maybe then he could get those tires fixed.
>>35531238
>>35531257
he's gonna make it. He wouldn't give up on us, we shouldn't give up on him.
>>35531228
>challenge is to guess which one is photoshopped
>>35531207
^dis
>>35528052
>>35527818
I've always gotta overdo everything
>>35530925
Stop derailing these threads faggot
>>35531481
>1 scoop
Lmao stay human fgt
>>35526107
Day 1-4 :
you hear the hesitation in his voice,
the fake enthusiasm,
his eyes say "oh god why the fuck did I. decide to do this?"
Mumbles "i just wanna die" between scoops
Breaks down crying in the Hardees parking lot "why am I hanging out with a guy named Mac Trucc?"
Ponders why he married a chick with such a deep voice during his 15 min of cardio....
This man needs an intervention.
>>35527417
top jej
>>35527131
whatever it takes 5% divorced 4 life
does he live his new wife? will he eventually kill her?
>>35528385
I was hoping someone made a webm of this.
Here's my contribution
we are watching the last days of rich piana, friends
>>35530925
CUMON LETS DO THIS WHATEVER IT TAKES 10MEALS (NOT SHAKES)X10SCOOPS 100 SCOOPS A FUCKING DAY
Okay so my gf is a nurse and I noticed Rich saying he wished he could IV drips BCAAs into his system. If I could convince my gf to insert an IV Drip should I do this?
Can someone post the YouTube pic of "Rich Piana" saying 8 scoops in response to someone's question? I should've saved it.
how many freakshows do you impressionable faggots follow?
go vegan already and stop lifting for good
>driving in the rain with your knee
rich please
>>35532457
wait, why is there so much fucking rain in southern california? the supposed to be permadesert and that's why we must kill the world economy with carbon curbs, or something
Does anyone else get sad watching these?
He and his wife seem like good people but it's like they're trapped in this routine of working out for no reason other than to scrape for money from youtube and shitty gym products. Rich's health has rapidly declined (at least on the outside) and his wife seems very... dull? I don't know. It just makes me sad watching Rich's life be like this. I'm sure he'd love to stop working out like this, get off all the drugs, and just live a comfortable life but he's stuck in this hole he's dug for himself.
>>35532550
El Nino
>>35532559
Nah I get motivated. I look for the positives in people, not the negatives. He seems to be enjoying himself, despite what the armchair psychiatrists of /fit/ say
>>35532559
I don't think he wants to quit drugs. He said in another video that he takes a break a few times a year so that he could benefit from them again even better. He seemed quite enthusiastic in the video. Why do people think he wants off the ride?
I'm kinda worried for him though.
>>35531238
umad? I bet you look like your pic related and are /shit/ person in general.
>>35532196
>when your homie takes one more scoop than you
>>35530925
Here
We
Go
>>35532368
Do it.
Post results
>>35532850
nice projection you creepy dick riding manlet. time for you to fuck off back to the shire so you can frolic among your own kind, frodo.
>>35533322
stay small, friendo
Anyone else seriously tempted to follow this routine just for the fun of it? Just wanna change it up 1 year of lifting heavy just wanna throw weights around for a bit and get huge
>>35533573
This 'routine' is only helpful if you roid bruh (I say routine because he's just going to the gym and doing dumb shit like supersets and claiming pump=gains)
GYNECOMASTIA
Is this a really long suicide video?
Holy fuck this guy buys a new car every time he gets a flat tire i am laughing so hard.
>>35531547
Son, I think you're the one who needs help. I bet you made up this pathetic shit to have a belief that others have it worse than you. Stay small, kiddo.
>>35532135
His wife is the one with the camera...
>>35532850
when you nut but she's still suckin
This has trumped the Delray Misfits as the best show on Youtube.
>>35532196
"Wycked Mike" is such a tool that is makes me angry. That scrawny ass shrimp boy probably had his entire bird shaped head up Rich's ass before he was accepted as a 5%er
>>35534252
I'm pretty sure he was either tripping or his IQ must be just above the line of retardation, because he was not acting like a normal, coherent human being during that video
>>35533921
I think it is because hes stupid and modded his cars to shit. I remember him talking about how he refuses stock and shit in another video awhile ago and when he first complains about his tires he said stay with stock rims.
So, basically his shit mods made his cars unreliable and forced him to buy a regular car for driving while those look fancy in his driveway.
Rich must be insecure af, giggeling after every sentence
>>35526107
baka desu senpai
/WaitingForEpisode5/ theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHP0Nd72s10
>>35532566
I can't wait for trump to build the wall and keep all this foreign mumbo jumbo out
>>35534790
Called having a sense of humor bro
>>35528385
Stabilized
Is this guy full of synthol?
Why is his skin so fucking red?
Why does he breathe so heavily?
What is this guy's deal?
>>35527417
/>I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now
Shoulda been, 'while doing my stomach vacuums. I can do 6 seconds now."
9.8/10 otherwise
>>35535714
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvY6YQH9kE4
>>35535714
His liver is literally dead and he is literally dying
>>35527417
10/10
YOU GOTTA EAT BIG
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TO GET BIG
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>>35530925
5% WHATEVER IT TAKES CMON
>>35528385
>Needsfilename
>Chili pepper constipation.webm
Wait, in the pre-video he mentioned he eats babyfood
What the FUCK
What's the 5% thing about?
>>35535774
At 5%bf you transform into a mutant and leave humanity behind
>>35535774
One day you may understand
F I V E %
I
V
E
%
>>35535765
WHATEVER IT TAKES CMON
>>35535774
If you don't know what it is then you obviously aren't using enough scoops CMON
>>35535714
He has left humanity behind.
>>35535774
Love It KILL IT
WHATEVER IT TAKES CMON
>>35527417
Magnificent.
>tfw you will never live in LA, destroy your body with roids and synthol, cover yourself with tattoos, wear obnoxious 5% tanktops and snapbacks, change your name to something completely retarded like "Wycked Mike" or "Macc Trucc" and get invited to train with Rich
>>35536117
>TFW your about to leave humanity behind
UPLOAD THAT FUCKING 5TH VID CUMON I NEED TO FUCKING GET SWOLE AS FUARRRRRRRRRRRRRK
>>35526107
Rich is so great to say goodbye this way. A 4 month "goodbye to humanity" tour. We love you Rich, good luck and you will be missed.
Dude why the fuck haven't I been watching Piano. Everyone's always talking about him on here.
This nigga real as fuck! Talking about taking Adderall, Steroids, hair thinning, etc. I respect him.
>>35534367
>implying rich is socializing with normal, coherent human beings.
>>35536365
>5%natural
>>35535714
He said he took Melanotan II and his skin color changed permanently.
>>35536365
> implying that 5%'ER's aren't normal, coherent and even human
>>35533322
nice post numbers
Hey I'm trying to train my forearms can someone post a good routine?
>>35536870
here you go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zH2b0ostYVA
>>35536875
EPISODE 5 FUCK YEAHHHHHHHHH
>>35536875
C'MON
>>35536875
>every new episode he adds more pills
WHATEVER IT FUCKING TAKES CUMON
>>35536875
WOOOOO LETS GO BABY
>>35536875
When he tries to eat the fucking pasta and wrecks the fork , fucking human tools.
>And I'll have your ass too
Damn his wife is funny as fuck
>>35536977
How soon till he eats a whole baby calf or just skips to the human baby....
Baby I love your ass....why you got me talking about your ass...
Does he not know that the whole city is flooded? Jesus Christ, I live across the country and know the 405 is flooded.
EL NINO. C'MON
>that hardcore music when he's just working his forearms
fucking kek
How much does Rich tip at a restaurant?
>>35527417
10/10 made me kek hard when i realized what this is
>>35537013
"5% mashed babies powder REAL FOOD C'MON" incoming.
>>35537037
5% and 4 scoops
>>35537032
Is it Ronnie James Dio or a Yngwie Malmsteen solo?
>the universe is against us and the universe is going to fucking lose
Why is Rich so loveable
>>35527417
that's some good shit
>tfw THE UNIVERSE IS AGAINST YOU AND YOUR ENEMY
YOU KNOW YOU'VE LEFT HUMANITY BEHIND.
>>35537082
eheheheheh *rich laugh*
$200 parking ticket vs walking an extra 100 ft ??????
>his wifes excitement over the ben and jerries
she's adorable in a weird fbb way
i park wherever the fuck i want, im 5%'er for LYFE
Why the fuck does he wait til the end of the day to do everything?
>>35537133
atleast 8 hours workout
I need to learn to do that fake deep sarcastic "hah hah heh" after every sentence.
>>35537133
There is no concept of days where we're heading
>>35527417
Impressive, very nice.
>>35535722
If you noticed he says he does this 3 times a day and we only seen it done in day 1 so he obviously was just showing an example and did not want to hog up to much tape on this one insignificant exercise. Not gonna make it bruh tbqhf
REAL FOOD
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>>35537214
The joke is that he claims to hold it for 15 seconds when in reality he doesn't reach half that
>>35536875
I MEAN COME ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
FIX YOUR WINDSCREEN WIPERS
FUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>35537259
>>35537037
whatever it takes
What's your 5% name guys? Think I'm going for KEVIN "KILLER" JOHNSON CMON
>filming when driving to eat fast food
>HEYWANNABUILDSOMEMUSCLE?
>>35537274
mine is
DONALD "THE WALL" TRUMP
KUMON CHINA EPISODE 5 HERE WE GO COMOOON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zH2b0ostYVA
>>35537291
HA HA HA HA
>>35537274
John "Deere", cuz I can lift heavy ass shit and then go ploughing girls
>>35537269
He was trying to hide them the hold time.
>>35537312
there's a big man in the house
>>35537251
gravitational time dilation
>>35537291
>forearm day
COME ON pls senpai
He complicated Saras genetics again
Its the only compliment a mutant has for his women.
>>35537274
Jak Hammar
>im working non stop
>so much work
>16 hrs a day
>Sara forgot how to get deleted files out of the trash bin back into the fucking thing again
What if he'd do some course on how to use a computer?
It would probably cut his work time in half and double his $/hr kek
>>35537432
Dont be so harsh its panini and mrs testy
>>35537374
top fucking kek
I fucking love these series.
Rich Piana is so fucking based.
I always watch new episodes while eating post workout meals and thinkgen of lifts.
CMON
>>35537432
Someone needs to donate their computer & video editing skills to Rich free of charge. It would most definitely meet the requirements for some intern somewhere.
Can anyone keep track off what he spents on his food?
I swear he ate all these meals + he always goes late night eating iwth sara and spents 30-40 bucks there on top of it.
This mutant eats for $80-$100 a day or something + all the supplement & gear.
Thats some expensive 30 pounds.
>>35537469
>free of charge
Rich wis one of these guys that know good work should get paid and everyone who doesnt want to g et paid is a fuccboi by definition in his eyes.
>>35531481
>>35533271
>>35535760
>all these 95 percenters
psssh, nothin personnel.
>>35526107
When did/does he say he almost had a heart attack?
>>35537574
Episode 3 or 4 at the very beinning when he was talking about taking too much pre-workout
>>35537482
Only humans care about money.
WHATEVER IT TAKES CMON
>>35537274
Mark the Maniakk
>>35537274
RUSSEL REKKER
>>35537274
Steve
What a time to be alive...
>>35537867
welcome to the freakshow
>>35536875
Jesus every day and every episode I like this guy more and more. Keep goin RICH get BIG.
Please MTV2, Discovery whatever pick this guy up and give him his own show. I love the madness that is his life! HE is so real and you know it is not scripted because the only people producing this is him and his wife! I am so fucking pumped to lift now CMON!!
>>35537274
Abduluk Madman
>>35537934
winrar
My 2016 NYR was to give this guy a chance. Boy has it paid off, I find myself chuckling all day, shaking my head, muttering "Oh, Rich" & "C'mon"
What's he gonna do next.
>>35537274
Jack "THE SCOOPANALIZERATOR" O'Kmon
>>35537274
ROSS "THE BOSS" ROSS
>>35537482
In new york and california its pretty common to spend $30+ daily on food.
>>35537982
I love these videos and his pimp attitude. I don't know why he's so charismatic and cool. I don't wanna be like him, I don't especially mire his body and I'd never dress like him nor want quite a lifestyle like his, but these videos are entertaining as fuck. It's like some funny parody but even better cause it's his real life.
I'm miring the fuck out of his life, effort for these daily videos and general basedness though. Rich, you da god of /fit/ And gotta love that laughter of his. He even makes swearing kinda cool and acceptable.
>>35538009
He made it
I really like this guy.
Hope he survives that crazy cycle to see how fucking big he will be.
>>35536875
COME ON
>>35536875
OOP
>>35530925
CMON
>tfw Rich says he's gonna put on 30 lbs of muscle in 4 months
>tfw Rich says he might do it again and put on another 30 lbs after the first cycle
275lbs to 305lbs to 335lbs,
Being human is given, but leaving humanity is a choice.
So did he order a Russian bride off the Internet?
FIRST TIME WATCHING THIS SWOLE CUNT FUARK I'M MOTIVATED RIGHT NOW BROS
>>35538198
She's from Iceland. They probably met at a convention or in the gym.
>>35537402
nice filename bra
since Zyzz is now almost 6 years dead it´s time to name a new king.
Rich Piana
All hail to the new king of /fit/ Rich Piana
>
>>35526107
This guy has more chemicals in him than Pfizer, including fucking injected oil into his biceps.
Whatever he looks like has less to do with food, scoops of shitty protein or working out and more to do with that.
I know this is a given to most but some dumb asshole reading this won't know so it doesn't hurt to point it out.
>>35538002
no its not.
NYC here
>>35538277
Rumor is he keeps this in the trunk (pic related)
There are cannibals somewhere looking at Rich, licking their mother fucking lips off at the sweet cuts of meat they can fry up to feed the chilren.
>>35538002
>spend $30+ a day on food is common
Doesn't matter where you live, if you go out to eat 2-3 times a day, it'll cost you that much or more depending on how big you are. Some food is actually cheaper in the bigger cities.
>>35538292
Oh w.e your dollar pizza and fried rice each day diet doesnt count
>>35538297
>pic
I honestly can't believe that shit is legal
>>35538396
ive worked downtown in multiple offices and i never met anyone who spents that much on food per day
unless ofc you have to eat out daily and company covers expenses etc for business meeting
any sane person knows how to budget here or else we would not be able to survive
>>35538413
why would something natural be illegal?
these cows are legit
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belgian_Blue
>>35538414
Office normies dont eat like gym goers though.
>>35538422
selective breeding isn't natural really, but I don't really have an issue with it. I just assumed the cow was roided because of the file name.
>>35537176
same here
>>35538297
Leave bovinity behind CMON
>>35538448
>selective breeding isn't natural really
yet its exactly what humans do every day lol
its still no test added etc
actually its the future of sports and mankind. Soon people will just get ahead with superior genetics in anything - the gap will widen.
Genetics will define you as a human.
Luckily we are all dead by then.
>>35538469
>yet its exactly what humans do every day lol
No it isn't. Humans don't breed across generations for desirable characteristics, they shack up with someone they like and produce children.
>Tfw im watching bbtd, getting motivated, and lifting 5lb db to practice proper form, body weight squats
>Tfw havnt lifted since highschool.
>Tfw cant fit more than a flat bench in my new place
>>35538486
>Humans don't breed across generations for desirable characteristics, they shack up with someone they like and produce children.
LOOOOOL
>current year
>still believing this
