Welcome anon to the 8th annual /fit/ powerlifting meet where you will once again be lifting in order to spread awareness for autism. The stage is set for the bench press, where you will be attempting a 15 lb PR.
0-2: didnt pause long enough
3-4: bumped the rack on the way up, no good
5-6: good lift
7-8: grinder, but lift is good
9: lose contol of weight and are decapitated on the platform
Dubs: crush the lift and notice that your oneitis was watching you while biting her lower lip
Trips: after sniffing too much ammonia tabs you transform into Rich Piana for the remainder of the meet. You are now an honorary 5%er for life
benis
>>35513177
me on the platform !
Time to leave humanity behind
gotta go full on those
>>35513177
Gotta eat big to lift big
I literally bench 140kg
I literally bench 60 kg
>>35513501
M...
>>35513177
WE DOING IT LIVE FUCK IT
>>35513549
Rip
>>35513177
roll
Oneitis pls
Bow down to the 5%
Inc pause too short for sure
Rawllin
hype
>>35513501
>yfw isley really does bench 140kg M...
>touch and go
>>35513177
BIG TRIPS CMON
>>35513177
Nigger
CMON
>>35513177
Fuck you
>>35513177
yeeeeeeeeeeeee
>I've spent my whole life doing weighted dips for this moment
hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggg
>>35513177
Lord guide my chest to be strong and explosive
>>35517613
Fuck you too god, Norse Paganism it is fag
>>35513177
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH BUUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEE
CAWMON
3 red lights
>>35513177
aight roll
>>35513177
Rip my face off, here I go.
>>35517983
FUCK! Well, I will whine for another attempt then.
LIGHTWEIGHT BABAYYYYYY!!!1!1!!1
RIP me
>>35517999
WITNESSED
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999 SCOOPS!!!!
>>35517999
Oh baby
>>35517999
EXPENSIVE ORGAN LIVES
>>35513177
ooohh!! pls plssss help me god of lifting!!! beching like a little whinny grill
>>35517999
Here goes nothin
>>35513177
rolling tbqh
2nd attempt
FUAAARK
700lb bench press LETS DO THIS
>>35513177
CMON
>>35513177
280 POUNDS LET'S GO
>>35513177
Lets do this.
>>35513177
Mirin my lift fagts?
>>35513177
C'MON
